Chapter 56 Section 56

Sending the branch secretary to the Luozhen study class, Bacao, Shuipi, and Bald Jin bought dozens of plaster statues of Chairman Mao, and almost all the members of the Hammer team can put one in their homes.Of course, the Hammer team wanted to celebrate, so each of them held a statue and paraded through the village road with drums and gongs.People surnamed Ye opened their doors, those with firecrackers set off a string of firecrackers, and those without firecrackers stood at the door applauding or beating porcelain jars and washbasins.The family surnamed Zhu knew that the reason why the hammer team marched was to invite back the plaster statue of Chairman Mao, but they were still happy to send the party secretary to the study class, so they all stayed behind closed doors.The parade passed by the gate of the courtyard, because everyone was holding a plaster statue of Chairman Mao, and they could not throw rotten socks and smelly shoes out of the courtyard. The children had to lie on the cracks in the courtyard door and look out. Of course, adults slapped them in the face. There were scolding and crying, until the children opened the door and escaped, the adults chased them out and beat them with brooms.There was some commotion in the parade, and Shuipi was shouting: What are you doing, what are you going to do?The answer is: beat the baby!Shuipi stopped, and the parade also stopped, Shuipi became very majestic, and said: We are celebrating, you beat the baby?Replied: Do you celebrate yours, I hit my baby!The broom hit the child on the head, and scolded again: You run away from your mother, you run away for me? !Shuipi stretched his neck to argue, but Bacao pulled Shuipi away, saying: Do you want to allow the loser to lose his temper and curse?The parade chanted slogans and walked past.

Zaohuo came to Tianbu's house in a hurry, Tianbu and Mozi ate melon at home, smashed the melon open with their fists, they ate the melon and all the flesh in the melon without spitting out a single seed.Zao Huo said: What is this? It seems that Chairman Mao is their Chairman Mao? !Mozi sat down on the stove and said, "Tianbu and I are talking about this."Zaohuo said: We are one step behind others every time. You leaders have to think of a way. If this continues, it will increase people's ambitions and destroy our prestige. How can we mobilize and win over the masses?Tianbu said: "Go and guard the lamp and call me."Zao Huo said: The four types of elements are all dead tigers, you just criticize him ten times and eight times as a fart!Tianbu was a little angry and said: You just call me!When the kitchen fire came to Shoudeng's house, Shoudeng fell asleep on the kang, and when he called, Tianbu said, "What are you doing, Shoudeng?"Keeping the lamp said: I will review the crime.The stove said: "Are you sleeping on the kang for self-criticism?" !Keeping the lamp said: I didn't fall asleep, I was reviewing my crimes in my heart, thinking about how to be a man again.Tianbu said: Well, since you have to start a new life, let me ask you how many porcelains are there after the kiln is sealed?Shou Deng said: At that time, there was a batch of goods in the kiln, but they were all transferred to the kiln temple.Tianbu said: Team Hammer went to towns and counties for meetings and contacts, bought pens, ink, paper, explosives, and a plaster statue of Chairman Mao. ?Before Tianbu finished speaking, Zaohuo said: Yes, yes, they sold the porcelain goods, didn't they?Shou Deng said: I dare not say this.Zao Huo pointed at the light guard: Why don't you dare to say, Bacao gave you money?Are you from the Hammers?Keeping the lamp said: You move your hand away, I accidentally bumped into it, and you said I did it on purpose.Tianbu let the stove sit down, and said to the lamp guard: There is an account for the porcelain goods in the kiln temple, and they may not be accounted for the porcelain goods transferred from the kiln. Thousands of items?Shou Deng said: This is not so much.Zaohuo said again: You only need to write 800 pieces.Shou Deng said: I can't tell nonsense, I said it, the Hammer team didn't beat me to death!Tianbu said: "Dare he?"You are a person with a red sword, how dare you? !The light guard said: I am from the red sword?I am blind plaster, can you put it on the red sword?Tianbu said: I want you to be a new man!Shou Deng said: I always want to start a new life.Tianbu said: When you need to cooperate, you should cooperate well.You take a melon and go back first.Shou Deng took a papaya from the table and went out.

Zao Huo said: Why did you let Shou Deng join the Red Broadsword? Tianbu said: He has a high level of talent. Haven't you seen anyone in Gulu Village who is more dexterous than him? Zaohuo said: He has a lot of ghosts, and he is not a righteous person. If he lets others, will the person with the red sword have an idea, and the hammer team will have an excuse? Tianbu said: We have to suppress the Hammer team first. If we can't suppress it, the hearts of the Red Swordsmen will be slackened.As for what excuse the Hammers have, who are they themselves? ! In the afternoon of the same day, Tianbu and Mozi went to Luozhen. Of course, they were looking for Wugan, so they knew that Luozhen was preparing for a revolutionary committee, and the leaders of various rebel factions should participate in this revolutionary committee.Tianbu asked if there was a Bachao, and if there was a Bachao, he had to find a way to remove the Bachao, and arrange for him or Mozi to enter.Mozi said on the spot, let Tianbu enter.Tianbu said: Fight for a place, let's enter together.Wu Gan said that the Revolutionary Committee is in the brewing stage. It is still very complicated, and it is uncertain whether it can be brewed. Even if everything goes well, Gulu Village is a small village after all. One can't fight for it, but there is one thing, he is determined not to enter the trough.With the bottom line in mind, Tianbu and Mozi reported to Wu Gan the current situation in Gulu Village and the next action plan of Hong Broadsword.Wu Gan suggested that we must grasp four words: tit for tat.Whatever the Hammer team does, the Red Broadsword will do whatever it takes. The road is one foot high, and the devil is one foot high. Only when the Hammer Team is suppressed everywhere can the Red Broadsword win over more people and become invincible. weights.Wu Gan's words made Tianbu and Mozi immediately think of going to the Mao Zedong Thought study class in Luo Town to ask for the party secretary to be criticized. The people of Gulu Village will see who is the best.After the two broke up with Wu Gan, they asked where the Mao Zedong Thought study class was on the streets of the town. They didn't think about it, but they ran into dog pee moss.

This scared the dog pee moss almost to death. Gou Niati came secretly to deliver things to the branch secretary for his wife.The sky was bright, and Goupimos left Gulu Village. He brought a crock pot of stewed chicken, a bag of cigarette powder, and a few changes of clothes. He regretted that he didn't find it. The best thing for the branch secretary is to go with Huihui. Even if someone finds out, he can push everything on Huihui. Shuhui is crazy, and he can do anything when he is crazy.But I couldn't find it back and forth.Gou Niati walked to the town, and it was already noon. He asked around where the study class was in the town, and later found Zhendongguan Primary School. Sure enough, there was a guard at the school gate.The guards were carrying guns, and their faces were flat and flat. They only said that people in Gulu Village had persimmon faces, and the faces of the guards were even more persimmon faces than persimmons.He walked towards the door, and the guard said: Stay away!He said: Isn't this elementary school?The guard said: "The table tennis case is no longer available, and there is a study class!"He didn't know what a table tennis case was, so he said, "Oh, it's just a study class. I'm looking for the branch secretary."The man on guard said, "What party secretary?"What are you doing?He said he was the branch secretary of Gulu Village and sent it to the study class.The man on guard said, "What kind of branch secretary are all the ghosts and snakes here?" !He said: I'll give you some clothes.The guard said: Who are you?He said: It's my grandfather, let me in, I'll come out as soon as I see you off, uncle!He called him Uncle, but he was actually not very old when he was on guard.The man on guard was called Uncle. He was a little happy. He approached and opened the lid of the crockpot, and twisted a chicken leg. He quickly covered it, then let go of it, and said, "Twist the cockscomb, there are only two chickens." Leg, you ate the chicken leg, my grandfather thought I ate it.The man with the gun on his back said, "Your master still doesn't tell you to eat it?"He said: Grandpa is different from Grandpa.The guard said: "Oh? !He felt that he had slipped his tongue, so he quickly called again: Uncle, Uncle.Unscrew the cockscomb and give it to the guard.The man on guard had just stuffed the cockscomb in his mouth when someone pulled a cart out from the yard, followed by a man who said something to the man on guard, and the iron gate opened, and the man who pulled the cart suddenly burst into tears.The man on guard swallowed the cockscomb and said: Don't cry!The man said, "Everyone is dead, why can't I cry?"The guard said: He cut himself off from the people, and his death deserves more than a crime. If you cry again, he will not be dragged out!The man stopped crying and pulled the car out of the door. There was an iron pipe welded under the iron door, and the car couldn't be pulled out.The guard said to the dog pee moss: porcelain?Not helping yet!Goupimos ran over to help push the cart, the cart shook, and a head was exposed from the quilt on the cart, a man with half of his hair shaved and half of it shaved, with a long tongue sticking out.The dog pissed and barked.He knew it was a dead person, and he had seen dead people before, he had seen Ma Shao's mother when she died, he had seen Man Pot when she died, he had even seen happy death, but he had never seen this person die. Stick out your tongue, why is your tongue so long?The guard said: "What's your name, don't call me!"Dog urine moss stopped barking.As soon as the car was pulled out of the iron gate, the man who pulled it burst into tears, and the car bumped and pulled away on the dirt road in front of the courtyard.Gou Niati suddenly panicked: Will the branch secretary also die?I begged the guard again to let him in, but the guard refused to let him in.The dog pee moss is helpless, look at the courtyard wall, alas, if the courtyard wall is not so high, he will not ask for this persimmon face, if this persimmon face does not have a gun on his back, he must have forced himself into it, but he has a gun !Goupiati was about to go back, but he wanted to play tricks, so he said loudly: You ate the cockscomb and you won't let it in?The man on guard bared his teeth and wanted to come over and beat him, but the man who followed the cart just now had already turned back to turn the corner of a row of houses, but he turned around and asked, "Which village are you from?"Goupimos immediately said: "It's from Gulu Village."The man said: Gulu Village, is that the village where people bit him?The dog pee moss said: Yes, yes, let me go in and see my grandfather.The man said: "Zhu Dagui in Gulu Village is your master?"Goupiamos said: My grandfather, my grandfather, I will give you clothes.The man came over and muttered to the guard, and said: Come in.Goupimos entered the iron gate without looking at the guard, and deliberately touched the barrel of the gun as he passed the gate.The man led the dog to the corner of the room, and told him to stop and not move, and the dog obediently stood still.The row of houses faced north and south. He stood under the gable wall, which was covered with big-character posters and many paintings, one of which showed a big hammer hitting a kid. It's different, the wooden hammers in Gulu Village, people use sledgehammers!The branch secretary came from the front.The dog pee moss shouted: Lord Party Secretary!Seeing that it was dog pee moss, the branch secretary was really surprised and said: Why are you here?Dog urine moss said: My mother-in-law can't walk, let me give you clothes.He immediately opened the earthen pot, and a lot of chicken soup had spilled out. He hurriedly scraped the edge of the pot with his finger, sucked his finger in his mouth, and said, "Master branch secretary, master, you can eat it. You don't have chopsticks. You can eat it with your hands." pinch.The branch secretary pinched a lump of meat and chewed it in his mouth. After chewing for a long time, he didn't swallow it.The dog urine moss said: Does it smell good?This chicken also has a nest of small eggs.My mother-in-law said that small eggs are the most nutritious.As he spoke, he took out the cigarette powder packet and clothes, and the branch secretary took the cigarette powder packet and clothes, but covered the earthen jar, and said: "You take the meat back, I can't eat it."The dog urine moss said: Still can't eat meat?The person who led him in said: "The time has come!"He took the branch secretary and left. When the branch secretary turned around, he coughed hard, coughing as if he was holding his breath, and leaned forward, with one shoulder high and the other shoulder low, but he looked back at the dog pee moss.

Gou Niati met the branch secretary briefly like this, and he will never forget the look that the branch secretary looked back at him. He couldn't explain this look to others, but when he remembered it on the streets of Luo Town, Why did he cry.On the same day, Bu and Mozi found Goupitai crying alone on the streets of Luo Town, and they were surprised. How could he be here, and asked him why he was crying?The dog pee moss was so frightened that he lost all tears, he wanted to run, but he couldn't, his eyeballs froze, and he finally made up a lie, saying that his mother-in-law asked him to buy rain boots, but he lost the money for the shoes up.

Tianbu lifted the lid of the earthen jar, saw the chicken, and said, "You cry, will you cry again?" Dog urine moss said: I have cried. Tianbu said: Are you making up a lie for me?Hey, you don't even think about whether you can make it round? ! The dog urine moss suddenly died, and he said: Uncle Tianbu, uncle.Just say everything. Tianbu said: "All right, you broken condyle, can you still come to visit the capitalist roaders?" ! The dog urine moss said: I, I....This chicken belongs to her family, I just came to give it away.If you don’t come to see me, I’m also a black man, but if you come to see me, how black can I go?

But Tianbu was no longer fierce, and said to Mozi: "This broken (bone spring) is too bad to grow up, and it will be amazing if it can grow up again!" Tianbu and Mozi grabbed the chicken and ate it with their hands, leaving only a chicken wing for Goupitai, but they didn't tell them the purpose of coming to town. On the second day Gou Niati returned to Gulu Village, Tianbu and Mozi brought the party secretary back from the study class. Of course, they came back to criticize the struggle, and the critics also kept the lamp. The content of the criticism said that the party secretary embezzled porcelain money. , Said that Shou Deng resold the porcelain goods on the kiln after the kiln was sealed.The branch secretary confessed that he had not embezzled a penny, and that the account book for porcelain goods had been handed over to Bacao, and Shou Deng also said that he had not resold a single piece of porcelain goods, and that all the porcelain goods on the kiln had been transferred to the kiln temple.When the problem was revealed, people went to the Yaoshen Temple to check with the Party Secretary and Shou Deng, shouting slogans along the way: Defend the collective property, and find out whoever dares to embezzle!Bacao, Baldy Jin, and Shuipi came out of the Yao Temple, and Bacao said: Tianbu, are you here to smash the hammer team with red swords? !Tianbu said: This is not about the red sword. The masses have reported that Zhu Dagui and Shoudeng have embezzled collective property.He had no reason to bully him, so he had to let everyone into the temple.Tianbu said, "That's it. Let's not talk about who is from the hammer team and who is from the red sword. If Zhu Dagui and Shoudeng embezzle a bowl, all of us will lose a bowl. Let the masses elect a few people to be responsible for the investigation."As a result, Team Hammer launched Bacao and Bald Gold, Red Broadsword launched Tianbu and Mozi, and began to reconcile and check goods.As a result, it was recorded on the book that there were 2,000 pieces of porcelain left, and Shou Deng also said that 300 pieces of porcelain had been transferred, but only 1,800 pieces of porcelain were found in the inventory of the temple, and 500 pieces of porcelain were missing.Everyone was dumbfounded, Mozi said: What about that guy?Bald Jin said: The goods are all piled up in this house, who knows?Mozi said: You will never be bitten by mice. Don't you know that you live in the temple?Bald Jin said: What's the matter living in the temple, don't you also live in your husband's house?Living in the temple is not to watch over the porcelain goods, who asked to guard the porcelain goods?Mozi said: You lived in the temple and lost your porcelain goods, that is your embezzlement.Bald Jin said: Do you have evidence?The kitchen fire jumped up and said: What evidence?This is not the sun, it will not be broken or broken after the day, this is a porcelain product, if one is missing, one will be missing!The bald man Jin heard that his daughter-in-law was stealing a man from Zaohuo's words, so he said: You embezzler, do you still have the face to criticize others? !Zaohuo used to be the custodian of the production team, and was suspected of embezzling the three wooden rafters. Although he was never pursued, he has never been allowed to be the custodian since then.Zaohuo blushed immediately and said: You mentioned this?I still resent that I was dressed as a thief back then!Let me tell you, my stove was running properly, and that's why I embezzled the wooden rafters of the production team!Bald Jin also said: Let me tell you too, the goddamn day took the porcelain goods from the production team!

Ba Cao sat on the threshold of the palace room and ate a cigarette. There was only a finger-long handle left on the cigarette. He spit on it, but the cigarette handle was still stuck to his mouth. He did not spit it off. He took it off with his hands and threw it away. Miles, what's the big deal?Representatives of the two factions went to the palace room to negotiate this matter, why can't they negotiate? !Everyone else is out, what are you doing here?All out, all out!Tianbu also said: "Okay, everyone go out, we negotiated and gave everyone an answer." As soon as a few people entered the palace room, the bully said: "Sit down."Tianbu Mozi just sat on the stool, and when he sat down, he felt that this kiln temple was the kiln temple of Gulu Village, so it was necessary for Bacao to let you sit as if he was in his house, so you just sat down?Stand up again.Bacao laughed, sat down by himself, and said: Do you suspect that we have sold the porcelain goods?Tianbu said: Anyway, the gap is so big.Bacao said: The gap is big, but Shoudeng said that 300 pieces were turned over, and if the 300 pieces were not counted at the time, who can tell?Besides, people come to the temple all day long, people from other villages and towns, who can guarantee not to break a few pieces when they come, and take a few pieces when they leave?This thing is produced in Gulu Village, so what if people come to get a few pieces? If you pick persimmons, whoever goes under the tree won’t you give him one or two persimmons?Mozi didn't expect Bacao to speak like this, so he couldn't refute for a while, saying: That can't be such a big gap?Bacao said: It's such a big gap!Mozi said: See if you say that, is it all right?Bacao said: The hammer team criticizes Zhu Dagui, and the red sword also criticizes Zhu Dagui. Are the goals the same? What's the matter? !Mo Zi said: These are two different things!Collective property is gone for no apparent reason, you ask the masses if they agree?Bacao said: If you want to negotiate, just negotiate like this, if you want the masses to express their views, you will inevitably have to fight, and you provoked it.Mo Zi was so angry that he rushed towards Ba Cao, and the confused person standing behind Ba Cao shouted: "Want to fight?"Want to fight?Everyone in the yard suddenly became alert, and the two factions immediately stood aside.Tianbu stopped the mill and said, "What are you shouting for when you are confused?"Choose you as a representative? !go out!Confusedly said: Bald Jin is the representative, I will stand against him if he is not here!Overlord said: Get out!Who will hit me?The person who beat me probably has no one in Gulu Village, right?Tianbu said: "If you go out in confusion, you will be bitten by someone. Why are you bluffing?" !Confused and hated.Tianbu said: What do you hate?If you get confused, just look at the bully, and the bully said: Get out, get out.After walking away in a daze, Tianbu said: Bacao, we haven’t sat together for a long time. Although the two factions are both from Gulu Village, they are both begging for food and drink in the same field. Since you Bacao said The porcelain goods were bumped into, and outsiders took what they took. I believe what you said, but after all, the collective property can no longer be ruined. Today, the members are all here, so the remaining porcelain goods are divided up. There is no more to say.Bacao said: How can collective property be divided?Tianbu said: You have to watch the situation. If you don’t divide it, go and explain such a big gap to everyone. If there is a trouble, I can’t control it. I can leave immediately.Bacao said, "Okay, Tianbu, it's your purpose to come here to divide up the porcelain goods, well, I admire your hard work, okay, let's divide it up, I, Bacao, still care about these rotten porcelain goods?" !

Tianbu said: Not only are there these porcelain products in the Kiln Temple, but there are also one hundred catties of rice and one hundred catties of corn, each of which is divided into one piece. The mill said, "That's the stored grain... Tianbu said: What are you doing in reserve? Feed the mice? ! Ba Cao raised his head, suddenly laughed, and said: Points!Full marks! Grain and porcelain goods were separated immediately, divided by household, no matter whether it was rice or corn, a catty of grain per household would be put in the pocket of the jacket or in the shell of the hat, and the porcelain goods would be in an urn , three plates, six bowls.After a while, everything was clear.

The dog urine moss was the last to get it, but the urn was taller than him. He couldn't carry the urn back, so he rolled it sideways on the ground and rolled towards the house. He rolled under the screen wall of Tianbu's house. He heard people drinking in the yard. The sound of punching.