Chapter 58 Section 58

From then on, at dawn, Goupimos woke up earlier than before, why couldn't he fall asleep, but he didn't want to get up when he woke up, so he quietly listened to the noise outside the house.He heard the sound of the mother-in-law opening the cabinet, and the mother-in-law must have taken the scissors from the cabinet to cut paper flowers again.I heard the crickets chirping, the crickets in the field were chirping, and stopped when there was any noise, but the crickets in the house lived at the back wall. They were familiar insects at home, and they ignored the sound of opening the cabinet.The rooster was already walking, walking evenly. It was in the yard. There should be a row of bamboo leaf patterns on the surface of the floating soil, but suddenly there was no sound. Oh, there was another sound. Up and down that broken bowl of water?The swallows didn't talk to themselves, but the sparrows at the gate of the yard were chattering. They told the mother-in-law that the rice would be dried today, but their words were hurried and they were fighting over each other, which still sounded like they were arguing.The cicada is chirping again, not one chirping sound, but two chirps, a pause, and then two chirps. Someone must have pinched the cicada and scratched its abdomen. Sure enough, the mother-in-law is saying: "The cow bell, I caught it early in the morning." ?Niu Ling said: We are going to have a meeting!What about dog pee?The mother-in-law said: Still sleeping.Cowbell said: Still sleeping?A big-character poster criticizing Shuipi was posted on the bulletin board, so he didn't want to read it?Lazy!The mother-in-law said: It's a slob, and a slob sleeps a lot.A series of footsteps ran away.Ding gong, ding gong, who is hooping the wooden barrel, the soil root or Lao Cheng's daughter-in-law with galls?It's Lao Cheng's daughter-in-law. She's scolding Lao Cheng again. She scolds Lao Cheng every day when she opens her eyes. Lao Cheng never talks back. Why is she crying again?Is it Lao Cheng's daughter-in-law crying? No, it's Shui Pi's mother.

Shui Pi Ma's cry was like singing an opera, dragging a long tune, she was crying something, her words were slurred, and she stopped crying and crying, as if she was about to hold her breath.Goupiamos felt more and more that he should not have fallen from a tree root and got caught in Shuipi, and he was checking himself: He fell from a tree root, and at that time he really thought he would be able to catch Shuipi, but By chance, the water skin got stuck.Now Shui Pi has become an active counter-revolutionary, and his problem is more serious than Po Po's, so Shui Pi's life will be over.

Gou Niati sympathized with Shui Pi, and forgot about Shui Pi's past, but Gou Uitai was still in a bad mood, so he didn't go to the bulletin board to read the big-character posters. The Hammer team suffered a heavy blow, and their activities became much less. The village seemed to be quiet again, and Changkuan was also building a urinal for the lucky family.The original urinal pool was leaking, and it was repaired several times to no avail. The site was re-selected, and the hole dug was twice the size of the original one.A lot of people were idle and had nothing to do, so they gathered together and took their own cigarette pots to put cigarettes in Xingyun's cigarette case. Xingyun said: "All right?"They said: Come to see you build a urinal pool!Xingyun said: No way, want to eat cheap cigarettes?They just laughed and said, "Should you treat me?"Xingyun said: I invite no guests, building a urine cellar is not a standing wooden house!Lao Shun walked over with his hands in his sleeves, looked at it, and said: Lucky, build such a big urinal?Xingyun said: Build it again and make it bigger.Lao Shun said: After that, you will pay for all the manure water of the production team? !Xingyun felt that this was not pleasing to the ear, and said: You manage your affairs well!Lao Shun blushed, got up and left.

The thing about Lao Shun is that he ran back and forth without a trace, this is Lao Shun's heart disease.Lao Shun couldn't get excited about doing anything, and every night he had to sit on the grinding plate at the head of the village and wait for his return. He didn't want to go back until it was dark, so he went to Tugen's house in a panic to see the Tugen weaving mat.Soil Root was grinding the reeds with a roller at the gate of his house, and sat there to weave the reeds when they were finished. Under the moonlight, the reeds jumped in his arms, shimmering like fish splashing water.Tu Gen said: Why did our ancient village become so rotten, isn't it as rotten as Xi Pianzi!After liberation, no one in Gulu Village has received the law. Today is a good day. How long has it been? to the spat.Lao Shun said: What is a law?Tu Gen said: Why don't you know anything? !Lao Shun said: My brain is broken now.Tu Gen said: Laws are the lines on both sides of the nose.Look at my face, the lines pass by the mouth, the pockmarked black and watery ones go directly to the mouth, these are the mouth lines, and you will be jailed.Lao Shun said: Mazihei went to prison, and Shuipi went to a study class.Tu Gen said: Isn't the study class a prison?Look, who in the village still has these mouth lines?Lao Shun said: Who grows up?Tu Gen said: Have Bacao and Tianbu grown?Lao Shun said: You said Bacao and Tianbu grow together?Tu Gen said: I didn't say that.You said that Bacao and Tianbu have mouth-eating patterns?Lao Shun said: I did not say.Tu Gen said: We didn't talk about it, what was the gossip about, did you eat too much? !Let's live a good life, isn't that appropriate?Lao Shun said: suitable.Tu Gen said: Have you heard? Bacao said that Zhanlu Village should be a village with the surname Ye. Why is Gulu Village a village with the surname Ye? Where does the surname Zhu live? Get out?Does he want to divide Gulu Village into two villages, then it will not be Gulu Village, Zhu Village and Ye Village, where will the people with mixed surnames go?Lao Shun said: You didn't talk much before, but now you're talking like a wife!got up and left.Tu Gen said: "Look at you, one more breath than a dead person, isn't it just that she is not here, tell me, where can she go?"

Lao Shun was wandering in the alley with his hands in his sleeves again. Most of the courtyard doors were closed. A few of them saw him coming and said, "Haven't you slept yet?"It's about to close.Lao Shun said: I'm going to bed early, can I sleep?But the door is closed.The door of the courtyard with grain was left open, and a lamp hooped wooden steamer was lit in the courtyard.Youliang never had anything else to say, and seeing Lao Shun coming in, he didn't say anything, he nudged the cigarette box next to him, and then lowered his head and went about his work.Lao Shun sat down and smoked, and said: Are you going to make wine?Youliang said: Don’t do it.Lao Shun said: Then you hoop the steamer?Youliang said, "It's all right."Lao Shun said: When will the wine be made? When Kaishi was about to give birth to a baby, the village made wine. I'm afraid it won't be made again in the future.If there is food and no answer, put a piece of wood on it, if it doesn't fit, take it off and plan it with a plane, and roll the wood flowers out of the plane groove.Bass, bass, bass.Lao Shun said: Why do you have such a good skill.Bass, bass, bass.Lao Shun said: Don't you teach an apprentice?Youliang planed the board and said: You eat cigarettes.Lao Shun ate another pot, and still wanted to eat. He picked up the wood flower from the ground and lit it on the lamp. The wood flower was a little soft, and he also felt that his trousers were damp, so he said: "There is dew."No more food, got up to go home.Youliang said: Don't sit down?Lao Shun said: Don't sit down.Youliang beat the wooden steamer with a hammer, but Lao Shun didn't send it to Lao Shun, so Lao Shun left in a hurry.

On the second day, Lao Shun was still so flustered that he couldn't catch anything, he turned in and out of the alley, calling Goupimos and Cowbell to fight stone chess on the big grinder, and Gouiamo asked Cowbell to go If you catch turtles in the reed garden, you won't go, but sit on the big roller and play stone chess.There were bound to be quarrels in the chess game, and Lao Shun felt noisy again, so the fight was not allowed, and the dog pee moss and the cow bell refused to leave.The dog urine moss said: "Wu Gan is here, do you sweep like this?" ! Goupitai said this because he saw Wu Gan walking in from the alley in front, his thick-soled suede shoes tapping on the ground.As soon as Lao Shun saw Wu Gan, he twisted himself into the courtyard and never came out.

Wu Gan was going to Xiahewan, but he turned into Gulu Village from the highway. He sent someone to send a message to Tianbu the first night, saying that he might pass by Gulu Village to have a meal of corn bread and noodles. .Now, Wu Gan met Ma Shao in the alley, and Ma Shao warmly said, "Wu Gan, I'll wait for you here!"Wu Gan said: How did you know I was coming?Ma Shao said: Tianbu told me.You come, we attach great importance to miles!Wu Gan said: Why do you pay attention?Ma Shao said: I swept the yard before dawn! As Ma Shao said, Clapper turned his head and looked in the alley. There was no one in the alley. There were dog urine moss and cow bells sitting on the big milling plate at the end of the alley. Baogu noodles, tell Tianbu that Wugan has come, let him come back soon.The dog urine moss did not move, and the cow bell said: Shall we call Tianbu?The dog urine moss said: I will not go.Ma Shao is still yelling: New Baogu noodles have been ground, let Wugan disturb the group!Niu Ling said: "Go for miles."The two went to the stone mill, turned a lane, and the dog peeed and ran to the dirt road under the entrance of the village. The cow bell said, "Where are you going?" !Gou Uitai said: What is his horse spoon? He asked us to call Tianbu, so we can call Tianbu?They eat stir-fried dumplings and don't give us to eat, catch the turtle!

At the southeast corner of the embankment of Zhouzhou, a wind blew up in the reed garden.The wind in the reed garden has big hands and big feet. Push the hand to the left, and the reed will fall to the left; nest.The reed catkins were flying all over the sky, and after a while, they stained their hair, eyebrows and eyebrows, making them look old.The two came here to catch turtles, but their interest was transferred to the reed catkins, and they ran to chase away the catkins. The catkins were like clouds, they would float away as soon as their feet were gone, and they disappeared when they grabbed them.But a reed catkin got into the dog's urine moss mouth, spit it out with a click, and suddenly stopped moving. The cow bell said: "Swallow it?"The dog urine moss said: I smell that smell again.When the cowbell came up, he pinched the dog's mossy nose and said: What kind of nose is this, you always smell strange? !I squeezed the dog urine moss so hard that I couldn't breathe.The dog pee moss broke free, and without scolding the cowbell, he rubbed his nose and said: I lied to you.In fact, this sentence is lying.Gou Niati is short and abused by others, but Gou Niati is not timid in front of Cow Bell, because he has good facial features, while Cow Bell has open ears.Now, the dog urine moss has a faulty nose, and he feels inferior even in front of the cowbell.

Niu Ling said: Are you coaxing me? The dog peeed and pinched his nose again, saying: Hey. Niu Ling said: Then you still pinch your nose? The dog urine moss said: My nose is flat, so I pinch it straight. The dog urine moss was still pinching his nose until he could no longer smell the smell. Zaohuo went on the road wearing a starched gown, carrying two urns on a pole with dozens of bowls in them, watching the dog pee moss and the cow bell running over from the reed garden, and said: Hey, dog pee moss , Why is the nose red like a carrot? ! The dog urine moss stopped and said: Where are you going?

Zaohuo said: Go to the town. Dog urine moss said: I will go too! Zao Huo said: You have a sore throat when other people poop, and I sell urns, what are you going to do? The dog urine moss said: Are you selling your eyes? Zao Huo said: Just you dirty gown? ! Dog pee moss let the stove wait for him, he still has a gown, and my mother-in-law also gave him rice soup slurry, beat it hard on the cloth-thumping stone, and went to change it.It's really boring in the village. When he goes to the town, he can't carry a pole, but he can also help the stove with those bowls.However, Goupiati went back and changed his coat and came back again, but there was no one on the road, and he was so angry that he cried, "Fuck me?"If you fall, the urn will be broken into eight pieces!

Zaohuo sold porcelain goods cheaply in Luo Town, bought a bottle of wine and a bag of brown sugar for my father-in-law, and was going to buy another section of cloth, but there was no cloth ticket, so I bought a bag made of soft mats.There was still a roll of money left, and Zaohuo thought, "Oh, I can buy a birthday gift for my father-in-law, but I haven't given myself anything to eat?"Eat, have a good meal!He decided whether to eat three bowls of plain noodles, or to eat rice. After eating rice, he could buy a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes and a plate of fried potato chips with fungus.Zaohuo decided to eat rice and stir-fried vegetables, and then went to a restaurant, passing by a supply and marketing cooperative, where there was a long line of people rushing to buy something. Out of curiosity, I took a closer look, only to find out that it was selling a plaster statue of Chairman Mao.This plaster statue was even bigger than what the Hammer Team bought. Zaohuo immediately changed his plan to eat. He bought one and took it back. First, he could give Hong Dao a face. He is the first person in the Zhu family to have a plaster statue. .The second is to destroy the prestige of the hammer team. If you have plaster statues, we will not have them. Whoever is bigger, ours is bigger!Zaohuo just bought one, with only a quarter of the money left, and stood in front of the jelly stand, ate a bowl of mung bean jelly, and then another bowl of mung bean jelly. When we went to Luozhen, the urn was carried on a shoulder pole. We sold the rope and wrapped it around the pole, and carried the pole in our hands. The wine and brown sugar we bought could be carried in the bag and carried on our shoulders, but the plaster statue was in the bag. I couldn't fit it, so I hugged it in my arms.Going out of Luozhen, less than two miles away, with a bag on his shoulders, a shoulder pole under his arms, and a plaster statue in his arms, he was sweating profusely from the exhaustion of the stove. He was thinking about tying the plaster statue with a rope On the head of the shoulder pole, he walked easily with the pole on his shoulders, but he was worried that it would not fall if it was tied tightly, so he tied the plaster statue tightly around his neck and hung it on his neck.In this way, until I returned to Gulu Village in the middle of the afternoon, the sky changed, and there was a clatter of thunder. The iron bolt was plowing the sesame field in the depression behind the milling plate. When thunder exploded, a fireball suddenly fell from the ground. The fireball rolled on the ground and hit the old jujube tree, blowing the old jujube tree apart with a loud bang.Five years ago, Lei hit Tie Shuan, a brother of his own family named Yin Shuan, who was a good person, even if he carried a hoe to shelter from the rain under the Zhenhe Tower, Lei also dropped a fireball, which did not blow up the tower, and hit him. Hit like a piece of burnt wood.Tie Shuan turned pale with fright, lost his plow stick, and quickly drilled into the stone hole on the edge of the ground, there was a gap in the stone hole, he got in and screamed like a dog peeing moss.The dog urine moss was made by him to harness the cow, and he was squatting behind Shi Leizi to defecate, when he heard the barking of the iron bolt, he lifted his trousers and burrowed into Shi Leizi.But no more fireballs fell from the sky, and the thunder still rattled, and the iron bolt said that the dragon is catching people, and the plow cannot be done, so go back quickly, and then ran back to the village after drilling out of Shileizi.A dog can't run away with pee moss. Even if he doesn't pack up the plow stick and the noose, he still has to drive the cattle back, so he emboldens himself: I didn't do anything wrong, and the dragon won't catch it. Tie Shuan ran back to the village, encountered the stove fire and entered the alleyway, and asked: What is hanging around your neck?Zaohuo originally didn't want to talk to Tieshuan, but wanted to show off, saying: Chairman Mao's plaster statue!Where are you running, be careful not to run away!Tie Shuan said: Thunder, thunder!The stove fire said: Thunder is thunder, thunder is driving you!Tieshuan looked back and saw that there was no fireball behind him, so he said, "Don't scare me!"Zaohuo said: Everything in our village is in pairs, and there is still a shortage of places after Yinshuan!After finishing speaking, I left.Tieshuan stood there angrily, unable to recover for a long time. Ban Xiang came over with a sickle, followed by Bald Jin, who was carrying a large bundle of grain stalks.Tie Shuan said: Sister-in-law, you are still holding a sickle, aren't you afraid of being struck by thunder?Banxiang said: "If you beat him to death, I will be pure!"The bald man Jin came up and took the sickle, stuffed it in the corn stalk, and said: You are talking nonsense, go back quickly!Ban Xiang twisted her buttocks and walked away.Tieshuan said: What's the matter, the couple quarreled again?Bald Jin said: Marry a chicken as a chicken, marry a dog as a dog, and she doesn't agree with me. When I go home and talk about the hammer team, she will quarrel with me!Tie Shuan said: That is to say, the sun is not up even for X?The bald man Jin said: The day will not be the day, the revolution is successful, and there is no day to worry about ×!Tie Shuan said: Well, well, great ambition.I want to tell you something, everything in Gulu Village is in pairs, Shui Pi committed a crime...Bald Jin said: What do you mean, the Hammer team has no water skin and needs another one?Tie Shuan said: Listen to what I said, the Hammer team is out of water, can the Red Broadsword not get another one?Zaohuo bought a plaster statue of Chairman Mao just now, do you know how he got it?He tied it around Chairman Mao's neck with a rope. Isn't this meant to strangle Chairman Mao, to make Chairman Mao hang himself?The bald man threw down the stalks of corn and said: You are a counter-revolutionary!Tieshuan said: "It's active!"Bald Jin said: Say it again, say it!Tie Shuan said, "Come here, don't stand under the tree and say, this tree is old, and it will attract thunder." The two stood under the gable of Bacao's house and talked about the stove fire. The dog urine moss pulled the ox's tail over. The ox stretched its head when it saw the corn stalks. !The cow still had a few bale stalks in its mouth.The dog urine moss patted the cow's buttocks and said: Don't talk, don't talk, do you think you are Tianbu? !Bald Jin said: What, he should eat mine?Suddenly thinking about Tianbu and Banxiang, he opened his eyes and came over to beat the dog's urine moss. Tie Shuan pushed the dog's urine moss and said: "Hurry up and drive the cows to the cowshed!"The dog pee moss scolded the cow: Damn it, go back and put on a mask for you!Bald Jin ignored the dog pee moss, and asked Tie Shuan again: where did he buy it?Tie Shuan said: Let's go to town.Bald Jin said: So Chairman Mao hanged himself all the way?Tie Shuan said: Hanged all the way.Bald Jin said: Is this too vicious!The dog urine moss said: Who is vicious?Tie Shuan said, "Why don't you leave?"Niucholine excreted all the time, and the hot cow dung fell on the feet of the dog urine moss, and the dog urine moss also tore a handful of leaves from the bald gold stalks to wipe the feet.The bald Jin didn't see it, and continued: "I have to tell Bacao about it. Shuipi chanted the wrong slogan and even entered the study class. He hung Chairman Mao all the way from the stove. Can he not enter the study class?"Goupiamos heart skipped a beat, but without barking, he tilted his head and said, "The plow stick is still in the field. I didn't take it, so I won't throw it away, right?"Tie Shuan said, "Can you harness the ox without a plow stick?"Plow the ground with your bones!If there is no thunder, go and bring back the plow stick and wipe off the dirt on the share!Tie Shuan and Bald Jin went to the Kiln Temple. Gou Niati didn't call the ox to go to the cowshed, nor did he go to carry the plow stick. He took the cow's nose ring and went directly to the screen wall of Tianbu's house. Seeing that the courtyard door of Tianbu's house was open, he went in and closed the door again.Tianbu's daughter-in-law was rolling out noodles in the kitchen. The noodles were wheat bran black noodles, and they couldn't be rolled together. She patted them into cakes with her hands and sliced ​​them with a knife. When she heard the noise, she came out with flour on her hands and scolded: What are you doing? What are you doing, my house is a cowshed!Goupiati wrinkled his mouth, hissed, and said, "Where's my Brother Tianbu?"When Tianbu came out from the upper room with his upper body naked, Goupiati stepped forward and mumbled something, Tianbu's expression changed immediately, his wife was still scolding Goupiatai loudly, Tianbu said: What are you shouting for? !The daughter-in-law stopped scolding.Tianbu said: Is this true?The dog urine moss said: Who told you that you are a pig!After leading the cow, he left the hospital.Tianbu also wore a gown, but went to Zaohuo's house without buttons. Goupiamos led the cow to the cowshed, went to the back depression to pick up the plow stick, and went home.The thunder was still ringing, and he closed the door and the window. After the meal was ready, the mother-in-law was mending the coir raincoat on the kang. She was worried that it was going to rain, and the edge of the coir coir raincoat was torn, so she had to use the side of the bunner. Said: What are you doing with the window closed, it blocks the light.The dog pee moss said: Close the window and Lei will not come in.He heard snoring in the sky, and Lei trotted around a few times and ran to a house on the east side of the village. The rice is rice porridge, why did my mother-in-law make the rice porridge thick, and there are red and white diced radishes cooked in it, and a chopstick can make a lump.The mother-in-law told him that today is his birthday.Since he was fished out of the river back and forth, the villagers said that he was also fished out of the river, so how does the woman who was fished out know when he was born? Is it for a birthday?But the dog pee moss is puzzled, it is impossible for the Zhouzhou River to flood at this time!He said: Ah, the river swelled earlier that year?The mother-in-law was stunned for a while, and said: What nonsense, birthdays are birthdays, why is the water rising or not? !Goupiati knew that she didn't want to talk about the past, so he didn't talk about it, and brought porridge, but took it to the alley to eat.The mother-in-law said: You go out after serving the thick rice? !The dog urine moss said: What are you afraid of, who doesn't eat thick ones on their birthdays?He was walking in the alley, looking at the Zhou River through the gap between the houses, thinking that the river sent him to Gulu Village, and his mother-in-law took him in. Every tree and every stone in the alley of this village was taken in. over him.Back and forth came to Gulu Village like him, but she left after she went crazy. It must be that every tree and every stone no longer took her in.So, the dog urine moss walked past every tree and every stone, took a mouthful of porridge and put it on the tree and stone, saying: You eat, you eat!The trees shook their leaves for him, but the stone did not move. A gray moth emerged from the crack of the stone and flew away suddenly.Walking down an alleyway, half of the porridge in the bowl was caught, and the dog pee moss felt distressed again. He remembered that the villagers offered cold noodles on the graves of their ancestors on Qingming Festival. After offering them, they all sat on the graves and ate cold noodles again. Even the food offered by the dead in the mourning hall is eaten by the descendants after the offering. When the dog urine moss returned, he squeezed the porridge placed on the tree and stone and stuffed it into his mouth.Then I looked at people with my eyes, and listened with my ears. The strange thing was that there was no one in the alley, and the thunder was still ringing. Rolling in the clouds, like pushing an empty stone mill.People, what have they been doing? The reason why he brought out the porridge was because he guessed that something big would happen in the village. The Hammer Team and the Red Broadsword would have a meeting, and the stove fire would be bad luck, but nothing happened. After all, the dog urine moss was a little disappointed. He returned home with a bowl and ate another bowl. He said, "Mother, why isn't it raining?"The mother-in-law said: Fuck God!He felt sleepy and wanted to sleep, so he climbed onto the kang and went to sleep. The dog urine moss is asleep.It's raining.The mother-in-law didn't wake up the dog's urine moss, because he ate thick rice porridge, so he wasn't worried that he would pee on the kang, but the dog's urine moss had a dream. The daughter-in-law who dreamed of the gourd asked him to go to Zhongshan to dig wild garlic together. He said Zhongshan There are very few small garlic in Ueno, and I can't dig a handful after running for a long time, and it's not worth it.The daughter-in-law of the gourd said that her mother-in-law wanted to eat wild garlic, but she had to dig it if it was not worth it.He followed Gourd's daughter-in-law to Zhongshan, searching and digging, searching and digging, and suddenly found a big wild garlic plant growing on the top of the cliff. He was about to run to dig it when an eagle poked the ground. Flying over, he turned sideways and fell off the cliff without standing on his feet.The cliff valley was very deep, and he fell down, down, and cried out.When I called, I woke up.When I woke up, I realized it was a dream. I opened my eyes and saw that the lights were on all over the room, and my mother-in-law was still asleep. He said: Mother-in-law, what time is it?The mother-in-law was silent.He said again: Ah Po, jumping off a cliff in a dream, are you growing taller?The mother-in-law still didn't make a sound.Goupiati rolled over and sat up, but the mother-in-law pouted her buttocks and stuck her head in the hole in the kang.The dog urine moss said: mother, mother!The mother-in-law's head came out, holding the Chairman Mao's quotations book on the counter in her hand.The dog was in a hurry to pee moss, and said: Mother, did you stuff Chairman Mao into the Kang hole? !The mother-in-law rushed over and covered the dog's mouth. The mother-in-law told the dog urine moss that the water was soaked in the quotation, and it was soaked in the water at noon.At noon, my mother-in-law brought a pot of water to wipe the cover of the cabinet, and my wife Yu'er came to return two bowls of red beans. The red beans were borrowed by Yu'er's wife on Chunshang. Bowl, mother-in-law needs to take another bowl to measure.So the mother-in-law went to the kitchen and took a dustpan and a bowl, measured out a level bowl and poured it into the dustpan, and then measured out a level bowl and poured it into the dustpan.As soon as the noodle fish wife left, the mother-in-law was picking up the stones in the red beans in the dustpan, and the chicken came to eat it. As soon as the mother-in-law chased it away, the chicken jumped on the cover of the cabinet, and the mother-in-law smacked her mouth, lost, lost, and the chicken was not lost .The mother-in-law took the paper-cut flower scissors and pretended to throw them over to scare the chicken, but the scissors really flew out of her hand.It's fine to fly out, who would have thought that it would hit the earthen basin holding the water, and the earthen basin was broken, and the water flowed to soak Chairman Mao's quotations. It was so wrinkled that it could no longer be pressed flat. The mother-in-law said: I am afraid that people will see it and say we did it on purpose, so I will hide in the kang cave. Dog urine moss said: Who saw it, who came to our house? The mother-in-law said: Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case, what if someone comes?Zaohuo bought a plaster statue of Chairman Mao, so let Tieshuan see it. Goupimos said: Did he see it when he saw it? The mother-in-law said: He said that the stove fire was to punish Chairman Mao, and he wanted Chairman Mao to hang himself! Goupiamos said: Team Hammer is really going to catch the fire? The mother-in-law said: Why don't you go grab it!Hey, you are really going to catch the fire, as if you know? The dog pee moss said: ah, ah, how do I know, did I sleep. The mother-in-law said: Thank you for sleeping. But the dog urine moss said: What's the matter, have you gone to see it? The mother-in-law said: I ran to see it like you?There was a noise in the alley, so I went to close the courtyard door. The daughter-in-law of the courtyard was running past the door. I asked what happened. She said that the hammer team was going to catch the stove. The stove bought a plaster statue of Chairman Mao and hung it with a rope. The ones that were brought back were hanged by Chairman Mao, and they were the current counter-revolutionaries.Zaohuo denied it, saying that he was not a water skin, he didn't shout reactionary slogans, so why did he become a counter-revolutionary? He bought a plaster statue of Chairman Mao, but he didn't hang Chairman Mao. He carried him back with both hands.Zaohuo refused to admit it. Goupiamos said: "Okay, I have to deny it. If I don't admit it, it's over!" The mother-in-law said: Can it be done?The daughter-in-law of the nursing home told me that the scene was very chaotic at that time. Zaohuo refused to admit it, but Tie Shuan said he saw it with his own eyes. Zaohuo said you saw it. I didn't see you, so you saw me?We fought over our private plot before, are you framing me now?Tieshuan said, if I said I saw it without seeing it, then my grandfather would die!Zao Huo said, if I let Chairman Mao hang himself, my grandfather will die too!Tieshuan said, your grandfather died long ago!Zaohuo said, your grandfather has been paralyzed on the kang for several years, you can't wait for your grandfather to die. Gou Niati giggled and said: What happened next? The mother-in-law said: The daughter-in-law of the nursing home said that the two of them couldn't stop arguing, and the people with red swords also ran away, almost fighting. Goupimoss: Fighting? The mother-in-law said: Do you want to fight? ! The dog pee moss said: Then it's all right? The mother-in-law said: I didn't dare to ask my daughter-in-law in the nursing home, so I came back to hide our Chairman Mao's book, and I didn't hear any commotion in the village. Maybe it's all right. Goupiamos raised his neck, fell on the kang, his feet slapped like hands, and said, "It's all thanks to me!" The mother-in-law said: What are you talking about? Goupiati hurriedly said: I said it was thanks to me going to bed early, my mother, you hid Chairman Mao’s book in the kang cave, wouldn’t it be even more difficult to explain if someone saw it? The mother-in-law was stunned and said: Oh, oh, what should I do then? The dog urine moss said: burn it, no one will know if it burns. The dog pee moss jumped off the kang to set fire to Chairman Mao's quotations, the mother-in-law hurriedly closed the courtyard door, but she had already closed the courtyard door, and closed the door again, the two lit the book and tore it out page by page point.The book was burnt to a pile of ashes in the end, but the ashes from the book were still paper ash, and some plant ash was taken out from the kang hole and mixed together, and then shoveled back into the kang hole.Before the Kang hole was covered, there was a knock on the courtyard door.The mother-in-law hurriedly built the hole board of the kang and swept the soles of the kang's feet before going out in the yard and asking: "Who?"Coughed outside the courtyard door.The mother-in-law said: Is it a stove fire?There was another cough outside the courtyard door.The mother-in-law said: Ah, are you really all right?I will open the door for you.But there was no response from outside the courtyard door, but a pumpkin was stuffed in from under the courtyard door.This pumpkin is flat and as big as a small futon, covered with a layer of dust.The mother-in-law felt strange, picked up the pumpkin and hugged it. When she opened the door to look, there was no one outside the yard. Dog urine moss came out from the upper room and asked: Who is it? The mother-in-law said: It sounds like a stove, but when I opened the door, no one was there, and a pumpkin was stuffed in. The dog urine moss said: Stove fire? The mother-in-law said: It is the stove fire. The dog urine moss said: Oh. The mother-in-law said: Why did he stuff a pumpkin for us? How can we eat other people's pumpkins? Goupiati suddenly said proudly: "Eat it, eat it, why don't we eat it for us, eat it." Gouiatai took a pumpkin from her mother-in-law's arms, cut it open on the kitchen chopping board, and took out a bowl of melon seeds.