Chapter 14 Section 14

In the next afternoon, Manbain rang the bell on the tree.Knocking once and resting is to greet the members to start work, and knocking continuously means that the members' meeting is about to be held. The mother-in-law is driving the pig into the pen.The pig jumped out of the pen yesterday and opened the radish cellar in the corner of the yard. It had already been beaten, but it didn't remember the beating, and it jumped out of the circle again today to open the cellar.The mother-in-law was chasing, and when she heard the bell, her heart beat faster than the bell. She called the dog to pee moss and hurried the pig into the pen, and then went into the house to comb her hair.

Whenever there is a meeting in the village, people are different all of a sudden.The mother-in-law and the light guard must not be absent, and they must not sit down. The mother-in-law knows that she will either be criticized or stand in front of the audience when she goes, but she must comb her hair.The dog urine moss drove the pigs into the pen, and pressed a horizontal bar on the wall of the pigsty. Seeing the mother-in-law sitting on the threshold, there was a basin of clear water in front of her, and the comb was dipped in the water to comb her hair.He said: What are you doing with your hair?

The mother-in-law said: Is the mother-in-law a woman, going out with her head in a mess? Gou Uitao said: How old is my mother, and still... The mother-in-law said: She is still a woman at the age of two hundred. When Gou Uitai said that the meeting in the future is not to grasp the class struggle, but to evaluate the relief food, the mother-in-law said: How do you know? It’s so urgent! Then she combed her hair slowly, made a knot of hair and stuffed it in the crack of the wall. She said: How many days have passed, why haven’t there been any calls? In the courtyard of the public house, Huanxi tied all the cows back to the shed, but the manure hadn't been shoveled away. Almost all the people from Gulu Village came, looking for something to sit in the yard.Someone took the corn stalks to pad their buttocks, and took the corn stalks back with a black face, and the two sides inevitably yelled.As soon as the mother-in-law went, she stood in front of that table, and behind the table sat the branch secretary, who was smoking a pipe. Two puffs of smoke came out of his nostrils, like ivory.The branch secretary said to the mother-in-law: "Where are you keeping the lamp?" The mother-in-law said: "Haven't you come yet? Come soon."The branch secretary said: If you don’t stand today, you can find a place to sit down.The mother-in-law was a little hesitant, and the third aunt said: "The branch secretary asked you to sit, and you still don't want to sit? Sit, come to me."The mother-in-law sat next to the third aunt, and she wore the back of the flower-lady's back. She was holding the soles of her shoes, but she couldn't take it anymore, and took out a paper flower she cut out from her bosom to show the mother-in-law.

The branch secretary is still smoking, and ivory grows out of his nostrils from time to time.All the men are also smoking, as if everyone has a fire in their stomachs, and the fire doesn't have flames but only smoke.The smoke was strangely shaped and constantly changing, and then it became one piece, like water, flowing over a person's head.The sun has long since fallen from the tile trough of the public house, and half of the steps under the eaves are black and half white. Gradually, even the branch secretary has become a hermaphrodite. The front half of his body is white and the back half is black, but the branch secretary has not announced the opening of the meeting for a long time.Everyone ate the cigarettes and started whispering to each other, Lao Shun and his dog kicked aside. He was afraid of the cold, so he tucked it in his padded jacket and tied a piece of hemp rope. He hugged the dog in his arms, but the dog turned its head to look for dog pee.Back and forth from the slope in front of the mountain gate, her eyes were red, and she ate a bagful of sweet potato slices in her pocket while walking. The dog pee moss was the first to be seen at the gate of the courtyard, and she turned around to leave, but she said: dog pee Moss, dog urine moss.Goupitai pretended not to hear, and sat with Changkuan and Feng Youliang.Feng Youliang was talking to Changkuan, and Gou Niati roughly understood it. It turns out that the relief food has been brought back for a long time, and the distribution plan has not been finalized. Those who stole the keys from other people’s homes would not be evaluated for relief food. The team leader’s opinion is that since the first person who stole the keys has not been found out, if they are all involved and cannot be evaluated for food, then many poor households will not be able to survive.Feng Youliang said: How did you decide in the end? Changkuan said: I can't say that, don't we have any cadres with foreign surnames?Feng Youliang is the next door to Shui Pi, and Shui Pi took the key of his house, and he went to get another key next door, and he whispered, "Maybe Shui Pi lost the key himself, and he started stealing, and everyone started to chain up." He is a scourge! As Feng Youliang said, his eyes fixed on Shui Pi who was sitting not far in front, Shui Pi turned his head, Feng Youliang coughed quickly, but Shui Pi turned his head away again , Feng Youliang began to mutter to Zhang Kuan again.Shui Pi sat next to Ma Shao, and both of them wore masks. Ma Shao's mask was so dirty that the white color of the gauze could not be seen.Ma Zihei came over and sat down, kicked up a puff of dust, and said, "Shuipi, you also suffer from asthma?" , Lift up all the soil! Pockmarked black but turned over the new jacket with water skin, said: "Let me see, are there any lice?" Shui Pi stood up and went to sit under the legs of the table.Feng Youliang was still telling Changkuan: If he can be judged for his water skin, I will make a fuss.Changkuan smoked hard, Feng Youliang said again: Last year I didn't get a review, I endured it, this year I can't bear it anymore, Gulu Village's surname Zhu made a review, and the surname Ye's review, our few foreign surnames are soft soil Always let others pinch? Changkuan was still smoking cigarettes, Feng Youliang said: I was talking to you, why didn’t you say a word? Changkuan said: What kind of cigarette powder are you, can’t you smoke? This side is not smoking, and the Tianbu over there is shouting: Where is the dog pee moss, where is the dog pee moss? The dog pee moss said: Yes.Tianbu said: "There's no fire here, bring the fire!" Of course Goupitai brought a match when he came, so he went to Tianbu's place to light cigarettes for everyone.The branch secretary knocked on the cigarette pot on the table, and it made a (kou bang) (kou bang) (kou bang) sound. Everyone knew that the meeting was about to start, so they stopped talking for a while.But the branch secretary was calling Shuipi to ask Shuipi to check if everyone was present.Shui Pi stood up and watched for a while.The branch secretary said: You took off the mask for me and put on a cow cage mouth?! Everyone laughed, and Shui Pi said: My face is cold.He took off his mask and said, "Where is the dog pee moss? Gou pee moss——! Gou pee moss knew that this was Shui Pi who deliberately wanted to bully him after being ridiculed, and he wanted to ask when he saw him coming."Dog urine moss did not respond.The branch secretary said, "Why didn't the dog come here?" The dog stood up and said, "Here we are!" But Shui Pi said, "The branch secretary called you, but you didn't stand up?" The dog said, "I'm standing!" Laughing, Goupiamos realized that Shuipi was humiliating him for being low again.

The branch secretary finally announced the meeting.He said that today's meeting is to evaluate the relief food, everyone knows it? Everyone said they know it, and they have been looking forward to the meeting for many days, and their eyes are bleeding! Ah! Everyone guessed that the branch secretary must say that the relief food is the life-saving food given to us by the Communist Party as in previous years. If you were in the old society, who would care if you starved to death? Dogs want to eat dogs, and dogs want to eat people when they see people! One hundred and thirty-two people died in Gulu Village, and forty-seven households were wiped out! How did Tianbu die? Sixty-two people who died in one day were buried in the pit, and they starved to death while digging, and fell headlong into the pit.How did Tie Zhu's aunt die? When his aunt was young, she fainted from hunger on the threshing floor, and was gnawed into a skeleton by a dog.It must be said that his second master had eaten dead human flesh before, and he went crazy after eating it. He wanted to eat everything he saw, and he would bite people if he caught him, and let the villagers beat him to death with sticks.Now that we are in a good society, we are given relief food every year. Therefore, drink water and think of the source, and repay the kindness. We must not forget Chairman Mao and the Communist Party! However, the party secretary did not say these words today, but he was saying About losing the keys.He said that Gulu Village has a good atmosphere from generation to generation. Except for a few major famines, it has never closed its doors at night and never picked up lost things on the road. If one of the straw sandals is rotten, the other straw sandal that is not rotten is placed on the side of the road, so that people passing by who have rotten straw sandals can replace it with another one.In the autumn, every family puts the corn back on the dustpan under the eaves. The chicken pens are not locked, and the pig pens are not secured. The shovel, hoe, sickle, and rake are left at the door or simply thrown on the ground after use. .Tell me, I have been working as a bookmaker for ten years. What has been thrown away in the village, and who has stolen anything? Everyone said: No one has ever been stolen! Ma Zihei said: No one has ever stolen corn sticks? No one has ever stolen persimmons? The saponins from bald Jin’s family and the peaches and apricots from Changkuan’s family?! The branch secretary said: ten pockmarks and nine monsters, you will scream strangely, and let people know that you are pockmarked black, right? Where has no one stolen it? One or two grain corn sticks, no one has ever stolen a nest or two of sweet potatoes from the production team, or the peaches and apricots next door, it’s all for the taste of the mouth! Hei never steals, and he never steals dung! Ma Zihei said: Don’t you steal things and steal people? Has Zhang San stolen Li Si’s wife, has any girl stolen a man, has any father-in-law stole his daughter-in-law? After leaving the table, he lectured, "Mazihei, shut your mouth!" Mazihei stopped talking, and muttered: "Is there anyone who is stealing?"Just sat down.Everyone was laughing, saying: What a fucking pockmark! The audience was in chaos for a while.The branch secretary patted the table again and said: Don’t laugh, don’t talk nonsense! He continued his speech, saying that Gulu Village has always been a kind-hearted people and a simple world. However, recently they have lost keys one after another. I can’t eat or drink after stealing the key, and I haven’t heard of anyone throwing other things. Obviously, this shows that someone wants to make trouble deliberately, disturb people’s hearts, cause panic, and want to discredit socialism. Zhi Brick! When he spoke seriously, everyone fell silent, but the branch secretary stopped talking. He looked at everyone, and everyone looked at the branch secretary, for fear that their eyes would fluster and make others suspect that they were guilty.However, the branch secretary tilted his head at this moment and spat out a mouthful of sour water.When the pot is full, it is called Gourd: The party secretary has a stomach problem again. Do you have boiling water? The gourd said: How can there be boiling water in the cowshed? The pot is full and said to Xingkai: You go to the house and carry the kettle.The branch secretary waved his hand and said: No need.Then he said: Why did I talk about the loss of keys before I commented on the relief food, because the loss of keys reminded me that there will always be new situations and new problems in class struggle, that is, at any time, one should not take it lightly.If the country can give us food relief every year, we must love the people's communes and production teams. Gulu Village has always been the red flag village in Luozhen, and we must hold on to this flag without losing its color.Let me put a word here, whoever wants to discredit Gulu Village, I, Zhu Dagui, will not spare him, and I don’t even want to eat a piece of this relief food!

After coming down, Manpan began to talk about the specific distribution plan of the relief food. He said that the year before last was an equal distribution, and everyone had a share. This way, although every family has difficulties, ten fingers are not generally long. Family affairs, such as fire, house repairs, illness, weddings, weddings and funerals, will cost a lot. Some families have many men and eat a lot. , so distributing according to the head will not have the meaning of relief food.Last year, there was a meeting of village cadres for distribution, and everyone had a lot of opinions afterwards.After summarizing the experience and lessons of the previous year, everyone will come to evaluate this year, so that the relief food will be truly distributed to those who need it most.After the full lecture, let everyone express their opinions and see who should be evaluated and how much.When he said this, the audience was as quiet as a dead person. There was a full pot of smoke, only the chewing of the cow in the nearby cowshed and the wind of the cow's tail wagging back and forth.Goupiamos looked at everyone's faces with his eyes, and the faces were shaped like persimmons or potatoes.Suddenly someone coughed, and then many people coughed.The branch secretary said: Isn’t there too much to talk about? Why are you speechless? They are coughing, and there are chicken feathers in their throats? When the fragrance is half-scented, they talk about the stove fire: What kind of smoke are you eating? You are choking to death! Do not choke, why don't you sit here.Banxiang said: I don’t sit here, you eat alone?! Zaohuo said: Sitting here, there is nothing for you! Banxiang said: Why, why?! The branch secretary said: Zaohuo, you stand up, You speak first.Zaohuo said: I have nothing to say.The branch secretary said: You usually talk a lot, but you don’t have you when you talk seriously? The dog peeed moss and pushed the stove fire.Everyone has heard this fart, but they can't laugh when they want to laugh.Niu Ling said: Did you eat garlic for lunch? The dog pee moss pouted his buttocks and said: You can smell it again.Ma Zihei said: Goose pee moss, you speak first, you continue to talk! Everyone finally couldn't help it and laughed.The branch secretary said: What is the fuss, what is the fuss! The audience fell silent again, but no one spoke.I was eating sweet potato slices back and forth, but the sweet potato slices were too hard, and I gnashed a piece with my teeth, making a loud noise. Lao Shun threw it over with his cigarette pack, and stopped eating again and again.Xingyun said: Don't talk, just beat nine or nine miles in the stomach.I said, who do you want to judge? Let’s judge the people who have more dolls first. The dolls are all open-mouthed, and they cry when they don’t have enough to eat. The dolls in our village have big heads and thin necks.There are many lucky children, so he beat his son in the alley in the morning and scolded him for eating worms in his belly.Before the words of Xingyun were finished, Kaishi said: I agree with what Uncle Xingyun said.But immediately Tian Ya countered: Kaishi, your daughter-in-law should have given birth early, but she didn’t give birth for a long time, is she waiting for the relief food? Kaishi said: It’s a baby, and I won’t let the baby come out? You Have you ever had a baby? Tian Ya has never had a baby, and her mother-in-law has always been dissatisfied.Kaishi exposed the shortcoming like this, Tian Ya became anxious: I have never had a baby, why, there is a room for people who have never had a baby, don't talk about taking up space when you are about to have a baby! She looks at Dai Hua, Dai Hua Without saying a word, Changkuan said, "Why are you talking that nonsense?" Tian Ya said, "You don't slap people in the face, you don't expose them, what did I say? Your wife is going to have a baby, and I'm going to wrap dozens of catties of rice in the team." I took it all, and want to divide it again? Mian Yu'er stood up to say something, but couldn't say anything.His wife said: Those dozens of catties of corn are used to make wine, whoever eats one will have rotten intestines and liver flowers! Niu Ling said: If you want me to tell you, there are too many children that should not be judged.Strong laborers go out to work, the burden of dung and urine is always on their shoulders, and they eat a lot. The dolls share the same rations as adults, but the dolls eat less, and there is no shortage at home.Xingyun said: Who is born to be an adult? Who didn’t grow up from a baby? The baby can’t do the work, so they won’t be fed, and they will be pinched to death?! Everyone has said it, and when they sit down angrily, they are speechless again.

The branch secretary said: If you have any other opinions, please say so. The audience was silent again, and the cow was sneezing and laughing. The mill stood up and said: I propose a method. One of Mozi's eyes is slanted. When he stared at you, he was actually looking at the side. He is talking to the branch secretary, but his eyes are facing everyone.He was very excited, his neck was red, and he might have to smoke to calm his emotions, but the hand that lit the cigarette was shaking.Bacheng said: Mozi, don't worry.He held the smoke pot with his hand.Mozi finally lit a cigarette, but he didn’t smoke it, and said: Let me propose a method. If you say who should comment, everyone will stare at a pancake. If you take a bite, I will take a bite less, and everyone will be black-eyed. chicken.It is better to draw a frame first, comment inside the frame, and not comment outside the frame.Everyone said: Hey, this method is good.The branch secretary said: Okay, then let's use the method of elimination to see who will not comment this time.The audience stopped talking again.Ma Zihei said: Why is it so difficult, let the cadres decide.Manpan said: This time, everyone was clearly asked to comment, why did you say it back? Mazihei said: Then catch the eunuch, whoever is caught! Manpen said: Don’t disturb me! Mazihei stood up and slapped The dirt on the buttocks said: Then I will urinate! I walked out of the human den, and I also called 80%: Do you urinate? 80% said: urinate.Stand up too.As soon as the two left, three or four people got up to go to the toilet. They ate porridge for lunch, and it was time to pee.Zaohuo said to Changkuan: Are you going? Changkuan said: When are you going to pee? up.The branch secretary said: Mo Zi, you said the method of elimination, you must have a method of elimination in your mind, you can talk about it later.Mo Zi said: How can I exclude it? I think that those who receive the Fa should not judge it.The branch secretary said: There is no one in our village who has received the Fa, so don't go around and just say it.Mozi said: Well, let’s get rid of the four types of molecules first.The dog pee moss barked.The branch secretary immediately said: What's your name? The dog urine moss said: The cowbell stabbed my ass.

Cowbell was far away from Gou Niati, and did not come over to pinch Gou Niati's butt. After listening to Mozi's explanation of the method of elimination, Gou Niati knew that his house and Shou Deng would be ruled out.Historically, the relief food has never been distributed to them, but at the beginning of the meeting, the party secretary also called him whether he had dog pee moss, which made him fantasize that maybe this time he would evaluate the relief food for his family, but Mozi did it again. Eliminate them all at once.As soon as the branch secretary accused him, the dog peeing moss was silent, but he could no longer quietly listen to the debate on how to evaluate the relief food. He turned around and looked at the mountain gate, and saw a dog wandering past it. tailless dog.Ah, there is another dog walking along, this is a poodle.There is no dog with a tail curled like a flower in Gulu Village, so the dog pee moss thinks it is a wild dog from outside.He moved to his wife's back and poked her back.

The daughter-in-law who followed was missing half a leg, but she was the fattest person in the village. She grew fat when she drank water, and snored when she fell down.It was because of her fatness that last year the food relief food was not evaluated. In the first ten days or so, she was out in the village. This year, she could not be evaluated for her house, so she hung a meat curtain on the door of the public house! Dog urine moss poked her back with her finger , she didn't move, and poked again, her eyes were fixed on Mozi's mouth, and she whispered: Don't poke, just listen to Mozi get rid of it!She turned around and scolded: "Fuck your mother's feet, I'm fat? Where am I fat? It's puffiness! The dog's pee moss is so boring, she didn't dare to ask if the wild dog was adopted by her family, so she moved over again and gave it to her." Niu Ling said: A wild dog came to the village.Cowbell said: Where is it? Dog pee moss said: Let's look.The cat got up, pretended to pee, and came out, followed by the cowbell.

The dog pee moss and the cow bell watched the two dogs get into the woods next to the kiln temple one after the other at the gate of the mountain, and chased them away.At the gate of the temple, the good man brought water from the spring and came back. The good man did not use a pole to carry the water, he carried a bucket with both hands, and walked a little staggeringly.People in the village once commented that the good man knows magic and can order the little ghost to carry the sedan chair for him at night. Goupiati thought that he didn't need a pole to carry water, so the bucket must be carried by the little ghost, right? But Goupiati just couldn't see the little ghost.The dog urine moss said: Ah, carry water? The good man said: Carry water.Dog urine moss said: No need for a pole? A good man said: No need for a pole.Goupiamos said: Are there any ghosts in this world? The good man said: Huh?! But he didn't make a sound.Gou Niati felt that the good man didn't want to talk to him at all, so he stopped talking.After arriving at the temple, I looked into the woods again, and there were two dogs entangled there, standing there quietly with the bitch from the rear family. The other hind leg kicked up against the tree, and the body swayed.Gou Uitao said: What is this for? Cow Bell said: You don’t even know that dogs have eggs? Said: It is unlucky to see people and people doing that, and it is also unlucky to see dogs with eggs.The cowbell pulled the dog urine moss down from the slope of the kiln temple.

After a straw pile under Manpo, Bacao Hulu Kanxing also came out of the venue, and peed there, which was better than trying to see who peed higher.Gouiamoi told Bacao that a wild dog and the bitch who followed his family came to the woods, and Bacao said, "Hey?! I'm going to the woods."Watching the stars said: "I don't dare to delay in evaluating the grain."Bacao said: They commented on us, let's eat dog meat! The five of them ran up the ramp, behind the temple was someone's vegetable field, with a fence tied up, Bacao smoked a wooden stick, Wang Xing smoked a wooden stick, and Goupimos didn't smoke when he smoked a wooden stick. Come out, pick up a stone and hold it.In the woods, the two dogs were still together, cursing aggressively: "Have you arrived at Gulu Village?!" and rushed over first. The stray dog ​​was the first to spot the person, turned around and ran away, but something was still inside the bitch, and the bitch was dragged back and ran backwards. If she couldn't run fast, both of them fell to the ground.The wild dog looked at Ba Tiao with red eyes, bared its teeth and claws, and Ba Tiao hit the wild dog with a stick. The wild dog jumped up, took the bitch into the air, and fell down again.Bacao went over and pressed the back of the wild dog with his hand, and said: "Fatty, Goupiamo, do you want to eat dog meat?" Goupiamo said: That bitch is from the family.Bacao said: We don't eat bitches.They beat the wild dogs again, trying to separate the two dogs, but the wild dogs ran east and the female dogs ran west, but they couldn't be separated.Watching the stars said: "The dog is a pimple, locked up."Put the stick under the dog felt and let the gourd lift it.Lift it up, the dog is still attached.The barking of the two dogs was no longer vicious, and tears flowed from their eye sockets.Ba Cao said: Forget it, find a rope and tie the wild dogs to the tree, let them soften slowly and then separate.Niu Ling went to untie the Ge sticks on the fence again, and only tied up the wild dogs.Bacao slapped the wild dog twice, and said: You are the one who came to Gulu Village?! Let the dog pee moss and the cow bell guard, he and Xingxing gourd went to a meeting, and after the meeting came to kill the dog. As soon as they left, Niu Ling said: What does dog meat taste like? Have you ever eaten it? Dog urine moss said: No.Niu Ling said: the meat is delicious.The mouth moved, and the saliva flowed out.But with a bang, when the two looked at it, the two dogs had already separated. The bitch glanced at the dog pee moss and the cowbell, then turned around and ran away, while the wild dog was struggling hard, and the tied kudzu strips were a little loose.The wild dog jumped up, but couldn't stand up, one leg was already paralyzed, and the left eye was bleeding, and the blood was gushing like a spring.Gou Niati and Cow Bell hurried over to tighten the Ge Tiao, and Gou Niati heard the wild dog say: "Let me go, let me go."Goupiati said: I want to eat meat, how can I let you go? The wild dog barked in a low voice, which was quite miserable, and Goupiati became cold all over, and said: I shouldn't tell Bacao, but now I Why let you go, I dare not let you go. Cowbell said: Are you talking to the dog? The dog urine moss said: "The dog talks to me." Cowbell said: Dog talking to you? The dog pee moss said: It's so pitiful. Niu Ling said: It's poor. The dog urine moss said: then let it go? Niu Ling said: Let it go?! Goupiati went to untie the Ge sticks, and the wild dog stood still on the ground for a long time, then stood up, shaking rattlingly, but rubbed its head against Goupiatai's leg and the cowbell's. leg.Goupiamos said: If you want to leave, go quickly, and don’t come to Gulu Village again! The wild dog left with a broken leg. It hit a tree, fell down, got up and walked to the entrance of the village. Beside the milling pan, I looked back at the dog pee moss and the cowbell, then went down the dirt slope and disappeared. Niu Ling said: The meat is gone. The dog urine moss said: The meat is gone. The two suddenly ran out of the woods. They didn't go to the meeting place again, but ran up Zhongshan along the slope until they reached the white bark pine on the top of the mountain.Goupiati said: When Bacao asked, he said that the wild dog broke Ge Tiao and ran away. We can't tell the truth.Niu Ling said: If you don't tell the truth, you will be beaten if you are bully.Dog urine moss said: Hit as long as you hit, you can't rebel.Niu Ling said: I will not rebel.