Chapter 13 Section 13

As for who stole the keys, Ma Zihei suggested that he should report to the police. He said that he knew Director Li of the commune police station, and Director Li called all suspects to hang up and beat them, and it took a long time for the truth to come to light.The branch secretary said: You are also the object of suspicion, so let’s hang you up and beat you up first?! The branch secretary meant that since there is no evidence to convict anyone, don’t make such a scene that even Luozhen knows about it.Ma Zihei said: Then don’t worry about it? The branch secretary said: Who said it doesn’t matter?! He repeatedly emphasized to continue the investigation, but in fact he has put this matter aside in his heart. As a leader, some things can be said and can’t be done, and some things can be done or not. Said, Ma Zihei knows what a fart! The branch secretary asked Shuipi to carry lime slurry and paint a batch of new slogans on the walls of the alleyway.

There used to be a slogan on the gable wall of Lao Shun's house, which read: eat thick when you are busy, drink thin when you are free.After shoveling off the water skin, he wrote again. He was worried that the writing on the wall would be uneven, so he asked for a few newspapers from the branch secretary, wrote on the newspapers first, and carved the words on the newspapers and pasted them on the wall. Outlined and then filled with lime grout.He carried the lime mortar bucket and climbed up the ladder, and asked Shuai to stabilize the ladder below. Shuipi couldn't read, and said: What characters did you write? Shuipi couldn't see it, and said: Baihui characters.Back and forth will not stabilize the ladder for him.Shuipi hurriedly asked to stabilize the ladder, and said: I listened to the party's words and followed the branch, the situation is so good that I have everything.Back and forth: Oh, there are thieves.Shuipi said: What did you say? Back and forth: There are no thieves after the key is lost? Shuipi said: This is a word made up by the branch secretary, do you object? Back and forth: It was the branch secretary who left me in Gulu Village, how can I not know the blind Okay? Shui Pi said: Do you know what propaganda is? Positive publicity is uneducated! Back and forth: I am uneducated.Shui Pi said: Then stabilize the ladder, and I will keep the ladder for a while, and I will give you work points.Shui Pi Niang came to deliver gloves to Shui Pi, worried that Shui Pi's hand would freeze from brushing the slogan, she couldn't read, but she stood under the wall and said how good the handwriting was, she had arms and legs, and heard Shui Pi scolding back and forth , she said: Shuipi, speak softly to your sister-in-law, she is still ill!

Epilepsy was a new disease added to Gulu Village. Everyone sympathized with her and discussed in private that it would be no problem to distribute relief food for her disease.Shui Pi Niang said: She is still sick! She didn't feel disgusted by going back and forth, she helped Shui Pi paint the slogan on the gable wall of her house, and followed Shui Pi to other places to paint. When I went to Tongzi Lane, the water leather straw sandals were rotten. I went to Mihu’s house to buy straw sandals. I saw that Mihu couldn’t write and didn’t invite someone to write. The couplets pasted on both sides of Chairman Mao’s portrait in the middle hall were circles drawn with bowls on them. Draw a circle and arrange it neatly.Shuipi said: Tear it off, tear it off, I will write it on the wall for you with mortar.Confusedly said: Don’t tear it up, stick it on the red paper to celebrate! I can’t read, so if you write it on it, it looks the same as I drew the bowl circle? I just don’t let the water skin be torn off.Shuipi said: You are really a backward person! When you are confused, you get anxious, and you push Shuipi out, but Shuipi won't go away, and hold on to the door frame with your hand. Inside, people fell outside the door.Confusedly said: Am I a backward person? Are you going to frame me for distributing relief food? Why are you behind? Is it a bad composition, or stole someone’s key and stolen someone’s wife?! Cursing, look back with your eyes.Said back and forth: Don’t look at me, I didn’t steal the keys, I’m also a poor and lower-middle peasant, it’s the branch secretary who asked me to help Shuipi brush up the slogans! Confused: Who said you! Can you get a share of food if you pretend to be sick? The branch secretary told you to do it What can you not do? Back and forth: I'm pretending to be sick? What else am I doing? Going back and forth suddenly gets dry, stretching my face over, and then saying: I'm pretending to be sick?! What else am I doing?! Confusedly looking at the picture in front of me Face, he raised his hand to hit him, but when he dropped his hand, he touched his face.Shouting back and forth, he was so frightened that he closed the courtyard door.Shuipi shouted: "Pen, my pen!", confusedly threw the pen out from the courtyard wall, and said: "Give your mother an X!"

After being abused by Mimi back and forth, although she did not suffer from epilepsy, she was different from usual. She always said that Mimi followed her, and she was so angry that she said: Where is he with you? Back and forth: He ghost followed me, Lao Shun said: there are ghosts when people are dead, but what ghosts are there when people are alive? They said back and forth: ghosts.Lao Shun had no choice but to be a companion when he went out, but he fell asleep less and less. The Luke outside the door rolled to the gate of Tie Shuan's house, the root of the soil was to be crushed with the Luke to weave the eyebrows of the mat, and the Luke was rolled over again, thinking that this woman is strong.Three terraced fields were leveled after the winter on the northern plateau, and the original road could no longer be used, and the village took part of its labor force to rebuild the road.During the few days when the road was built, everyone was full of pots to call everyone to go to work, so they knocked on the bell hanging from the tree at the door, and after rolling back and forth, they knocked on the door from house to house, shouting: "The relief food is distributed! Let's go to work!" It makes people sleep badly.Knocking at Tianbu's house, Tianbu Liming likes to do things with his wife the most, and he is climbing on his belly to do some work when he hears the company commander, company commander outside the door.Tianbu said to his daughter-in-law: Just say that I am not at home.Tianbu's daughter-in-law replied: "Company commander, no, no, not here, yo, yo..." He was still calling out to the company commander, saying, "Training, shooting, Soviet revisionism is invading!" Tianbu looked through the window. , It was still dark, knocking on the door and shouting back and forth, so I got tired, took the urine bucket and poured it out at the crack of the door.

The ice in the lotus pond was getting thicker and thicker. The male laborers smashed the ice layer to dig out the sludge, and the women picked up the sludge and piled it under the mountain gate. After it dries, it can be used as a cushion for the cattle pen.The children cut the dry lotus stalks on the ice. There are many small holes in the middle of the lotus stalks. When they lit the stalks, they were like smoking a long-stemmed pipe. As soon as I smelled that smell, I didn't dare to speak for a while.But Banxiang took the lotus stalk and sucked it, took a sip, coughed repeatedly, looked back and forth and laughed, she laughed suddenly, and the sound was like popping corn flowers with a machine, with a bang, everyone was shocked .Ban Xiang said: You are so frightening! He was still laughing back and forth, laughing so much that he leaned against the weir, and his coat hugged him, exposing the red trouser belt and the navel of the red trouser belt.The mother-in-law said: Back and forth, back and forth! Back and forth: What’s up, mother-in-law? The mother-in-law said: Belly button! Back and forth: My belly button is protruding. I heard that it is blessed to go in the belly button hole, right? The mother-in-law went over and pulled her blouse and said : There are so many men... He said back and forth: Who doesn't have a belly button? He laughed again.Everyone winked at each other, feeling that this woman is not ashamed anymore.The mother-in-law went to tell Lao Shun that the epilepsy caused her brain to go back and forth, and she had to be treated.Lao Shun said how could he have the money to hire a doctor? Eating grains can cause all kinds of diseases.The mother-in-law said, "It doesn't matter if you don't eat. If you don't have money to call a doctor, you can let the good people talk about the illness."

Lao Shun invited the benevolent man to his home that night. As soon as the benevolent man came in, he kept talking back and forth, arguing with every sentence, and the benevolent man just sat aside and listened quietly, without making a sound.Sitting up until midnight, the good man said: "Lao Shun, boil some water for decoction, her mouth is so dry that she needs to drink some water."He got up and left.Lao Shun came out and said, "Why did you leave without saying a word?" The good man said, "Is it healing her if you don't speak?"Lao Shun said: You are talking about illness, but you don’t say it can be cured? I won’t give you any money or eggs.The benevolent man said: You think I love money and eat eggs, and the purpose of collecting money to eat eggs is to make patients pay attention.I'll come back tomorrow.

The next day, the good man went again, and the good man asked Huihui: Did you talk about reason last night, or the way? Huihui said: What I said was reason, how can you just talk nonsense without reason? The good man said: There are four kinds of reason , there are principles of heaven, principles, principles of righteousness, and principles of reason. If you just argue blindly, how can you not be sick? If you want to be cured, you must admit that you are not. Ill be fine.Back and forth: Why are you arguing? The good man said: I teach good books at night, and there are many people in the village, so you come and lie at the door first, and when someone comes in, you kowtow to admit it, saying: I am guilty! For example, when Lao Shun came in, You just say: I don’t know how to be a daughter-in-law! When your Lao Shun’s elder brother comes in, you say you don’t know how to be a sister-in-law! Even if the captain comes in, you have to kowtow and say: I don’t know how to be a member! If I don’t say anything, what crime am I guilty of? The good man was so choked that he couldn’t continue, so he got up and left.

At the gate of the Yaoshen Temple, a group of people were waiting for the good man. They had agreed with the good man to come to listen to his good books at night. The good man told them to wait, saying that he would call Shuai Hui, and he would kowtow to everyone at the door to confess his sins. If she smiles and makes everyone laugh too, then she will laugh. Laughter can concentrate and make her feel full of energy. If she can really sweat all over after moving back and forth, then her illness will be cured.Unexpectedly, the good man came back alone in a daze, and everyone asked why he didn't see him and called back and forth? The good man said: I can't remember it! The blind man is riding a horse, and he is facing the abyss in the middle of the night. She is in danger!

It happened that Man Pot and Ma Shao came over, Ma Shao had a book under his arm, they were talking, when they saw a group of people, they stopped talking.Someone whispered, "I must go to the branch secretary's house to discuss the distribution of relief food."Zaohuo went up to him and said, Captain, are you going to see the branch secretary? He said, "What are these many people doing?" Zaohuo said, "Listen to good people talking about good books."When the pot is full, ask the good person: Do you talk about good books? The branch secretary asked you to talk about good books?! The good person said: If you don’t see any objections from the branch secretary, it’s a tacit consent.The whole pot said: What are you talking about? It is more useful than studying in a meeting? The good man tilted his head and said with a smile: There are hundreds of people in Gulu Village. You are the captain. How many people do you admire? Listen to your words? I don't know what to say for a while.The good man said: You don't teach people, you manage people every day. Do you know that people manage people like slapping a rubber ball, the harder the slap, the higher the jump.Zaohuo said: That’s right, look at what our Gulu Village has become! It’s full of people saying: What’s going on?! The work is very bad, and the lies are better than the other. Well, it’s still in the twelfth lunar month and there’s nothing to eat. Do you know that the crops of Maiqiu’s second material are not ready? The good man said: People have three natures, one is nature, the other is disposition, and the third is habit. Nature is pure and good without evil. Evil is not good, and habits can be good or bad... The horse spoon pulled the full basin away, walked to the gate of the mountain, and said: What are you doing with that? The full basin said: I get angry when I mention their work.

As soon as Manpan and Mashao left, the mother-in-law asked about the good man, so there was no way to talk about the illness? The good man said he couldn't help it, and asked the mother-in-law to try the chopsticks.It was already midnight when the mother-in-law came back, and she really set up chopsticks back and forth at home, but the chopsticks couldn't stand up in the water bowl.Gou Uitai said from the side: She is not in front of her, can the chopsticks stand up? My mother said yes, I can’t cure epilepsy, but when your grandfather was there, he said a folk remedy for stare disease, stare disease It is similar to her illness, so let her take it.The dog urine moss asked what the local recipe was, and the mother-in-law said that some maggots were caught in the urine cellar, washed, dried on fire tiles, and ground into powder, and then some keels were also ground into powder, two-thirds of the maggot powder, and keel powder One-third, take it with the boiled Angchi fish soup.Dog urine moss said: maggots? How do you drink it? The mother-in-law said: Is it a cure, no matter how bad it is, you have to drink it.In order not to let Huihui know that the medicine is maggot powder, the mother-in-law asked the dog to pee on the moss to get the medicine.The dog urine moss fished out the maggots from the urine cellar and washed them, and the mother-in-law took a piece of paper and heated it on the fire, then put the maggots on it to dry and grind them into fine powder. day and a half.The keel bones are actually not dragon bones, but animal bones from a ditch behind the kiln. These animal bones have been petrified but not completely petrified. People in the village call them keel bones. Whoever has a stomachache should dig a piece of scraping powder. Come and drink.Dog urine moss and cow bells went to the ditch to dig, and finally dug out a piece, scraped it into powder and mixed it with maggot powder.The dog pee moss said: You treat me fiercely, but we give her medicine? Niu Ling said: When you wash the maggots, just don’t wash them.But the maggots had already been ground into powder, and the dog urine moss was picked out and the scabs were mixed into the powder.

After drinking the medicine back and forth, the problem did not change. Shuipi wrote the slogan, and she still carried the lime mortar bucket.The slogan was written on the back wall of the branch secretary’s house, but she used mortar to paint the wall at the gate of the branch secretary’s house. Halfway through the painting, many people were saying: Ingratiate yourself with the branch secretary! Me! The branch secretary heard the sound and reprimanded him back and forth severely. Not only was the wall not painted clean, but it was as dirty as painting a tiger's beard.The branch secretary came to find Po, and said that he had heard that Po had been dispensing medicine back and forth. Why didn’t the medicine help? Gou Uitai interjected next to her: Just give her family relief food and sickness.The branch secretary turned dark and said: Did you say this, or did you hear it from someone else? Goupitai said: I said it.The mother-in-law pushed away the dog urine moss and said: Go, go, what are you talking about here?! The branch secretary said: With that little relief food, the whole village is staring at green eyes. I pressed the comment again Bar. Once again, Po and Lao Shun set up chopsticks to drive away ghosts at home.It was scooping up a bowl of clear water, and pouring the three chopsticks upright in the water to make the chopsticks stand up in the bowl. The mother-in-law muttered: Did the back and forth illness hit the ghost? Did it come back and forth? She was big? She was big, you were drowned in the water Yes, are you here to pester your woman? If it's you, stop.But the chopsticks couldn't stand up.The mother-in-law said again: "Who is this ghost if it's not you? Is it a dead ghost in the village? Is it the cowbell who is the big one? The chopsticks can't stand."Ma Shao is the one who died? The chopsticks can't stand up.The mother-in-law has said five dead ghosts in a row, and the chopsticks can't stand up.Lao Shun said: Are you confused, you are always thinking about going back and forth, are you a fucking ghost? The mother-in-law said: You are confused and you stop.As soon as the words fell, the chopsticks stopped.Lao Shun's face changed drastically, and he immediately scolded: You are a bad person, and you are also a bad ghost! When I buried you, I helped add soil to your grave, but you came to pester my wife?! The mother-in-law said, "It's really you, you go away, You go! If you want to go, Lao Shun will burn a knife of paper on your grave. If you don’t go, I’ll chop it up! After waiting for a while, the chopsticks still haven’t fallen down, so the mother-in-law took the kitchen knife and chopped the chopsticks with a bang Suddenly, the chopsticks fell to the ground, took a bowl and poured water on the steps outside the door. Witnessing the whole process of setting up chopsticks to expel ghosts, Gou Uitai was also afraid of ghosts. He went to Zhongshan Pogen during the day, and when he passed the graveyard, he would stare and spit.My mother-in-law said that ghosts are afraid of spit, and when they are afraid of ghosts, they spit or touch their hair. Once you touch your hair, the hair emits yang energy, and ghosts can't get close to you.He spit and stroked his hair again, he couldn't see if there was any yang energy on his head, but he could hear the slap when he touched his hair.It’s fine during the day, but when it’s dark, he walks alone in the alley, and when he sees a figure from afar, he wonders if it’s a ghost. He sticks himself against the wall or hides behind a tree and stares, waiting for the figure to approach him. I was relieved when I found out that I was from the village.After walking a few steps, I wondered: Is this so-and-so dressed up by a ghost? Then he stopped and asked: Are you Uncle Tu Gen? Isn't it a ghost? Tugen said: You are the ghost! Goupimos said: I thought a black ghost was running in the alley.Tu Gen said: "Ghosts eat shit, and they often live in the toilet. When you go into the toilet, stomp your feet and the ghost will run away."Tu Gen is an honest man, he can't tell lies, and dogs will believe it when they pee, but he happened to hold back his urine, so he didn't dare to go to the toilet anymore, and ran home as fast as he could, knocking the door door loudly when he entered.The mother-in-law asked: What's the matter? The dog urine moss said there were ghosts in the village, but the mother-in-law didn't ask what kind of ghost she saw. Instead, she immediately stopped the dog urine moss, pinched a handful of soil from the ground and sprinkled it on his head. Come on, say: "Where are the paper flowers I made for you?" Since then, Goupitai has put a few more paper flowers in his pocket, and my mother-in-law asked him to return a few more paper flowers.Going back and forth does not seem to be afraid of ghosts, but the dog pee moss is more and more convinced that there are ghosts in this village. Looking at the trees, pigs, dogs, chickens and cats, birds in the sky, mice on the ground, and stones, they all feel that the dead people in the village have given birth to them. People in the village thought that dead trees, cows, frogs, eagles, cows, dogs, pigs and chickens were reincarnated. Goupiati told Bacao about these messy thoughts, and Bacao stopped palming the shoes with nails in his mouth, took the nails out of his mouth, and said, "Your mother instilled it in you? Goupiamo said : What's the matter? The bully said: superstition! Gou pee moss immediately thought not to implicate her mother-in-law in anything, so he said: I thought so.Bacao said: You still have this idea, so why do you think I was reincarnated? Dog urine moss can't answer.Bacao is the most handsome man in Gulu Village. He is tall, with a sharp face and fair skin. If he doesn't speak or move, he just sits there quietly. He is more like a teacher than the teachers in Luo Town School, but when he moves As soon as he speaks, there is a sub-(guquan) qi and evil energy that can overwhelm people.Ba Cao opened his eyes and said, "Why did I reincarnate into the world, huh?" Goupiati suddenly thought of Xiong, and said, "Oh, the white bear reincarnated in the world."Bacao said: We have wolves and foxes here, but where are there white bears? Have you ever seen a white bear?! Goupitai has never seen a white bear, but Ma Shao's mother told him the story of a white bear before. She said that when she was a child, there was a white bear in Nanshan. The bear could stand up, walk, and laugh, so it often appeared as a young man. Many women They were all attracted by the handsome young man, and they talked to it recently. As a result, the young man caught the woman and laughed, laughing until he died, and in the laughter, he restored his appearance as a bear, and ate the woman.Therefore, women in Nanshan generally dare not go out. If they want to go up the mountain to cut paint or pick up acorns, they put a bamboo tube on their arm. Once caught by a white bear, when the white bear is laughing, he can escape with his arms through the bamboo tube. .Gou Uitai said that Bacao was reincarnated by Bai Xiong, Xing Kai was obsessed with him, and Ma Shao's mother said that Bai Xiong's eyesight is not good, nicknamed Bai Xiazi, Bacao always wears sunglasses, and his eyes are also bad of. Goupiamos said: There used to be a white bear, and you were the white bear who reincarnated into the world.He only said that Ba Cao was going to piss the dog, but he didn't think that Ba Cao laughed, like a wind blowing, wave after wave.The dog pee moss said: The white bear just laughed.Bacao said: Dog pee moss, bring the mirror on the window sill! Gou pee moss took the mirror from the window sill, Bacao looked at the mirror and said: How old is the mother of Ma Shao? Gou pee moss said : More than seventy.Bacao bent over deliberately to make his waist appear thick, and started to walk, yelled a few times, and said: Ma Shao's mother said that when she was a child, she heard that there were white bears in Nanshan. I have seen white bears, and white bears can only be born for more than 70 years! Bacao was identified as Bai Xiong's reincarnation, and Bacao really wanted to imitate Baixiong's appearance from then on. When he walked, he swung his arms behind his back, and his steps were no longer hurried, and he walked with his legs crossed. Originally he asked, "What? Now?" He roared in a low voice at every turn: Oh?! When he laughed, he put his head on his shoulders and laughed suddenly, which can startle people.And the dog pee moss is even more timid.The more timid he is, he will fire at Ba Cao, but the more affectionate Ba Cao is to him, he is even interested in judging with him who has reincarnated to the whole village.For example, the branch secretary always wears clothes, walks slowly, lowers his eyebrows when he is free, his mouth is hollowed out and his cheeks are round, his whole face is moving violently when he eats, but when he wants to open his eyes and grin, he doesn’t. Especially powerful, it was transformed from a tiger.The stove has protruding eyes, and its mouth is square when it opens, and it can fit a fist.Banxiang's waist is so slender that it twists as soon as she walks, it was transformed by a water snake.Mian Yu'er has a round face and no beard, and the wrinkles on his forehead are like pigs carved out by a knife.Ma Shao doesn't sit or sit, always loves to sit there, and when others talk about things that have nothing to do with him, he is like a frostbite, once something is related to him, his eyes suddenly open, especially if he can be with Dai Hua Banxiang Xing Let them talk, the more they talk, the more energetic they become, and Dai Hua Banxiang Xingkai screamed tired after talking to him, that Ma Shao is an old fox, and he is effeminate when talking to women.Ma Zihei's eyes wandered, his voice broke, and he became a wolf.The length and width are changed by the tree, oh, it should be a walnut tree.Lao Shun is the result of old elm lumps.Confusion must be a dog, a blind dog.As for the water skin, the water skin is also transformed from a snake. This snake is different from the half-scented snake. It is a snake that burrows in the grass or in the cracks of the wall. The clothes are gorgeous. It entangles you to death, but hold it down, lift its tail and shake it, and its bones are broken one by one, like a straw rope.His mother is a chicken.Cowbell's ear has been bitten by a mouse, and the mouse loves to eat potatoes, but he is not a potato, he is definitely a mountain monkey.The full pot is transformed from a cow, with a big nose and a tendency to bark.Tianbu is stubborn and stubborn, like a donkey, a cow, a dog, and a wolf, neither of them, they are four.Tian Ya talks a lot, except for eating and sleeping, she never idles. It was the toad that changed, but the toad has a big belly, she is not big, ah, it was the sparrow that changed.Every time they judged one, they were very proud, and the more they thought about it, the more proud they became, and they screamed wildly.Bacao said: If the dog pee moss, then you are really a dog pee moss reincarnated.Dog urine moss said: I am a tiger.Bacao said: Fart, it’s okay to say it’s a mouse.The dog urine moss said: I am not a mouse.Bacao said: Rats are good. Rats eat whatever people eat. Although rats are beaten in the streets, everyone yelled and beat them, but there was an earthquake five years ago, and the rats ran all over the alleys the first day. They all climbed the tree, and the mice were very smart.Goupiamos said: Mice have hard teeth, can I be a mouse with a broken tooth? Bacao can't figure out what the reincarnation of Goupiamos is, and said: I fished it from the river back and forth, and I pouted my lips again, what could it be? Fish change.Gou Niaomo's heart skipped a beat, but he was afraid that Ba Cao would think about his life experience from Lai Hui, so he hurriedly said: I am nothing.Bacao said: It's really not easy for you to grow into this shape. That's a stone that fell from the sky? Dog urine moss thought about it, it doesn't matter if it's a stone, and keeping the lamp is probably a stone, but keeping the lamp is a stone in the toilet, right? .He said: Then I am a meteorite! In order to further confirm their judgment, they walked in the village alleys, and when they passed one house, Ba Tso said, "Cow!" or passed another house. You have been to the provincial capital, is the zoo in the provincial capital just like this? Bacao said: The zoo is not as rich as our Gulu Village.In Pianxi Alley, Tieshuan’s second uncle Cu eats there. The bowl is an old bowl. Potatoes are boiled in thin rice soup. The potatoes are not cut. Tieshuan’s second uncle puts the potatoes in his mouth and sends them to his mouth. His eyes are as big as eggs, and he chews them. At the time, there was a swelling on the left cheek, and then a swelling on the right cheek, and then it reached the throat, choked, and beat his chest with his fist.Bacao said: Eat slowly, no one will grab it.The lump on Uncle Tieshuan's throat finally disappeared. He smiled, lowered his head and drank the rice soup loudly.Bacao said: Another pig! Second Uncle Tieshuan drank his bowl and smacked his lips. Seeing Bacao and dog pee moss walking away, he said: It's good to be a pig, pigs have good taste! But Bacao was talking to Banxiang at the side of the alley, and Banxiang was using a clamp to clamp soap horns. They had already determined that she was the reincarnation of a snake. Now, she is holding soap horns, and her waist looks more slender and white. I saw the red cloth trousers with the dog urine moss under my stomach.Bacao said: Sister-in-law, I am busy.Banxiang said: Who is your sister-in-law? I am not as old as you, do you think I am old? Bacao said: I call the bald Jin brother, of course I call you sister-in-law. What do you belong to? Banxiang said: snake's.Ba Cao winked at the dog peeing moss, and said: "Snake?" Ban Xiang said: "Don't believe me, look at my leg."As he spoke, he lifted his trouser legs, and the skin of his ankles was like snake patterns.Banxiang said: "Do you want saponins or not? Let me give you some saponins?" Bacao said: "I don't want it."Banxiang said: I have a pile of rotten shoes in my house, I'll give them to you, the soles of those shoes can be used.Bacao said: I don't want your broken shoes.Banxiang said: What are you talking about? Bacao said: I don't want your rotten soles.Banxiang said: Then you only want the apricot blossoms? The bully pulls the dog urine moss and leaves. Banxiang is still saying: Isn’t the apricot blossoms young? When I was young, my skin was thinner than hers. It was white and rosy, cooked The color of a peeled egg rolled in a rouge box.Bacao, Bacao, you have nothing to come and sit in the room.They turned around the alley, and the dog peeed and said: She treats you well.Bacao said: Which woman can treat me badly?! When I looked up, the lucky mother was standing on a steep slope in front of me, waiting for someone, her waist was bowed, her two hands were held in front of her chest, but her wrists were Hanging limply.Gou Niati thought it was another animal, but he couldn't tell for a while. Bacao said: Auntie, who are you waiting for? Xingyun's mother said: "Wait for Xingyun, he went to the town to sell porcelain goods, why hasn't he come back? I will evaluate the relief food later, and he won't come back?!" Bacao said: I will comment on the relief food later, who said that? Xingyun's mother said: Full of notifications, bully, the branch secretary asked Xingyun to sell porcelain products, but today he went to sell porcelain products, could it be that he deliberately wanted to pay for Xingyun, and didn't intend to give my family a review?! Ba Cao said: Impossible, and it's not about selecting cadres. A few people are making a list in the room. Just as he was talking, Ma Zihei came towards him on a bicycle. On the back seat of the bicycle sat Zaohuo, and Mazihei was teaching Zaohuo to sing Qin opera.Ma Zihei sings: Take one step back and take two steps back as if you didn’t go, sing! Stove Fire sing: Take one step back and take two steps as if you didn’t leave.Mazihei sings: It’s too much to eat a bucket of rice and ten liters, sing! Stove fire sing: It’s too much to eat a bucket of rice and ten liters.Dog urine moss said: The wolf and the toad are here! Mazihei yelled loudly: Bacao, Bacao! The bicycle rushed over, the front wheel almost hit the dog pee moss, Mazihei was still riding, Bacao picked up a piece of rotten grass rope from the ground and threw it at the wheel , The straw rope caught the bike chain, and the bike fell down.When the bicycle fell, Mazihei was able to stand with his legs on the ground, but the stove rolled off the back seat.Goupimos was very angry, but he didn't dare to scold Mazihei, so he scolded Zaohuo: Get out, get out! The stove fire was smoldering, and he didn't even move. His posture was lying on his stomach, with his hands facing forward and his legs separated and facing backward.Goupiamos said: Toad, toad! The stove got up and stood up, but instead of turning over and standing up, it was still lying on its stomach, and it jumped forward before standing up.Bacao laughed, and said: He talked and sang in the back seat, but when he rolled down, he showed his original shape?! This bicycle is not pockmarked, but Tianbu's. Only Tianbu bought this bicycle in Gulu Village.The sky cloth uses red and green plastic strips to tightly wrap the arch beams, poles, handles, and even the back seat of the car. There are still a few people in Gulu Village who can ride bicycles, but the sky cloth is never borrowed. Give the car to someone else, unless the branch secretary wants to go to the Luozhen commune for a meeting, he will carry it out of the village and pass the alleyway, making a chirping noise, as crisp as Xing Kai's sewing machine, but the sound is softer than the sewing machine, and the chicken saw it The chicken flew, the dog ran over when the dog saw the dog, and even ran over someone's wheat drying mat. The wheat drying person was not annoyed when he saw it, and said: Scary, look at this car! Bacao said: Why is Tianbu willing to lend your car? Ma Zihei said: If others don’t lend it, will they lend it to me? Bacao said: What notice did you go to the town to get? Ma Zihei said: That's not true. Director Li of the police station sent me a message to drink. Bacao said: Go drink your urine! Ma Zihei said: I know you don't believe it! Look at this! He turned up his skirt, and there was a flashlight hanging on his belt. Bacao said: Take it off and let me have a look. Ma Zihei just got off the bicycle, took off the flashlight, pinched the dog pee moss, and couldn't open his eyes due to a beam of light.There is no flashlight in Gulu Village. Secretary Zhang of the Luozhen Commune, Wu Gan and Director Li all carry this thing in their pockets when they come to Gulu Village to inspect the work. The pig didn't move, and everyone didn't move either.Ba Cao had never used a flashlight before, so he brought it over and said: Why did they give you a flashlight? Ma Zihei said: His son is full moon, and I gave him a basket of carrots.Ba Cao put the flashlight in his trouser pocket, turned on the stove, and walked forward.Ma Zihei said: Hey... hey! Bacao said: I will use it for a few days! Mazihei was horizontal, but Bacao left with a flashlight, and Mazihei had no choice.The dog pee moss laughed.Mazihei said: What are you laughing about? Goupitai said: I laughed...laughed at her! He pointed forward according to the situation, and he was standing back and forth at the opposite alley. Mazihei had no choice but to bully Goupiatai, raised his leg and jumped over Goupiatai's head, and then rode away on his bicycle. One cloud was gray and pulled across like a cloth.Ah, it would be good to make the sky dark! But Yunbula stopped pulling when he reached the sky above the village, and was waving to him back and forth. The dog urine moss did not move.Back and forth: Come on, let me tell you something! Gou Uitai raised his hand, but a wasp flew up under his feet.Are there any wasps in such a cold day? Said back and forth: I can't tell you can't you?! Goupimos walked down the alleyway, and he heard the wasp buzzing back and forth why he didn't go.