Chapter 12 Section 12

The third aunt and the thimble are still busy at Goupiamos' house. On the way back from burying Ma Shao's mother, Thimble asked the third aunt to help her dye three feet of coarse cloth, and the third aunt readily agreed, but asked Thimble to prepare some indigo grass.Polygonum bluegrass is sold in the cargo bag, but after several days of no sound, the third aunt came up with the idea of ​​covering it with green mud from the lotus pond, but the color was uneven, and the two took it. Bu came to ask her mother-in-law for advice.The mother-in-law said: Did you respect Xianer? The third aunt said: No.The mother-in-law said: No wonder, old sister, you are also confused, dyeing so much cloth, you don’t respect the fairy? The thimble said: What fairy? The mother-in-law said: Now young people don’t know the second fairy Meige.I took the ladder to the roof beam and took out a cloth bag. Inside the cloth bag were some cut-out shoes, patterns for embroidering the top of the pillow, and a colored New Year picture on a wooden board. On the New Year picture, two ancient men stood side by side. This is the second fairy Meige.The mother-in-law told the thimble that there was a dyeing workshop in Luo Town before, and the statues of the two immortals were enshrined in the workshop.Now the supply and marketing cooperatives all sell foreign cloth, and there is no dyeing workshop. The coarse cloth woven by the villagers on weekdays is casually taken to the lotus pond for covering. Uneven dyeing.These are all very strange things, just like steaming buns, who can't steam buns, but when you encounter evil, the steamed buns will turn into porcelain bumps.The third aunt said: That's right, that's right, I took the cloth from the thimble to cover the mud, and a whirlwind made me stagger. I guess it was invaded by evil spirits, and the cloth was dyed into a tiger's face.The mother-in-law pasted the New Year picture of Meige Erxian on the wall, without incense, offered a bowl of clear water, and the three of them kowtowed.The mother-in-law said, "I'm sorry for the fairy, let's take another process, take the cloth back with the thimble, boil some water first, try not to burn your fingers, put wild jujube thorn ash and pomegranate peel, and put the cloth in, Be sure to soak it thoroughly in water, then take it out and cover it with green mud from the lotus pond for three days.The thimble was overjoyed, saying that she knew so much! The third aunt said: Are you an ancestor of Gulu Village?The thimble said, "my mother-in-law's name is Silkworm?" The third aunt said, "you don't even know your mother-in-law's name?" The thimble said, "it's usually called mother-in-law, who ever called her name? I don't even know my father-in-law's name." .The third aunt said: This is also true. The children in the village can still know the names of their grandparents even after two generations, but they will never know them after two generations.You say that everyone pays attention to the succession of incense, and if you don’t know the names of your ancestors after two generations, who will you inherit the incense?! The mother-in-law said: It’s far away.The third aunt said: It's too far away.If there is anything unclear in the future, I will come to ask you silkworm mother-in-law.The mother-in-law said: fool me.The clothes made by Mingtang are neither black nor gray. Did you dye them? The third aunt said: I dyed them.The mother-in-law said: You go and tell Mingtang, if you still have cloth, dye it again according to what I just said.The thimble said: Don't tell the surname Ye! The mother-in-law said: Look at your narrow-mindedness, let you dress nicely! Outside the yard, I heard crying, and the crying was very long, like singing.The three of them stopped talking and listened with their ears. The third aunt said, "Is it watching the stars? He and his daughter-in-law are arguing again!" The thimble said, "What kind of people are they surnamed Ye? Confused is a two-shot, and honest with the posterity, porcelain is so good that three awls can't get a fart, and it's likely to trap water when crossing a river and a moat, just like a bully, but a wandering ghost! Said: The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are arguing twice for three days... The third aunt said: The more noisy the poorer.The thimble said: I said that the surname Ye is not a serious guy, and watching Xing is fierce outside, but he can't get a daughter-in-law inside the house.The mother-in-law said, "I'm sick from crying and inhaling air-conditioning in the cold weather. We have to go and persuade him."

The three of them went out to watch Xing's house. Watching Xing's mother was sitting on the stone at the gate of the courtyard crying. How much more do you want to eat? The pig is so hungry in the pen, can I not feed the pig? The daughter-in-law in the courtyard said: Why have I eaten three bowls? You are full, your son is full, and I took ten A few loads of washer soil, I only ate two bowls of thin soup and water, and you washed the pot again, and poured the rest of the rice to the pig. Would I be better than a pig when I married into your family? Seeing Xingma said: You are not as good as a pig. Pigs are raised all year round and sold for money. What can you do? After all these years, did you give birth to a cat or a dog? The daughter-in-law said: You blame me, why don’t you ask your son? Well, the seeds are shriveled, how did the seedlings emerge from the ground? If you want to hold a grandson, I’ll pull the wild man, and I’ll give birth to a kang for you! Seeing Xing’s mother said: You put your mother’s shit on! My daughter-in-law said : You're just fucking shit.Kanxing's mother said: Oh, you scold me, your mother also has a son, and her son also married a wife. If you scold me, your mother will also be scolded by her daughter-in-law. Ma Ye Ma Ye, what kind of woman did you break out of? Let her scold me?! The person next to me said: You should say less, you should say less.Wang Xingma cried again, shaking her hands and feet.Chang Kuan yelled: Don’t talk about Kanxing’s family! What are you talking about! Did you see the crowd and take the humiliation as a victory? Kanxing’s daughter-in-law said: You heard it too, who in Gulu Village There is such an obsessed old man in the family! Changkuan said: If you are obsessed, is it still your mother-in-law?Kanxing Mama said: Who is confused, where am I confused?! Changkuan said: Okay, okay, you are not crazy, you are innocent, very innocent! The good man walked by, and Changkuan said again: Good man Good man, you came here well, the whole family is sick, and you don’t tell me about the disease? The good man said: People don’t invite me, how can I go to tell you about the disease? Kanxing’s mother said: I asked Kanxing to invite you He told his daughter-in-law that he was ill, and Kanxing said it was superstition.The good man said: Look, don't they believe it?What is superstition, let me tell you, people will suffer whatever they are addicted to, so the rich die because of the rich, the poor die because of the poor, those who can swim die in the water, and those who can climb trees die on the trees .The star mother said: Then I will die on my daughter-in-law? The good man said: Those who dislike their daughter-in-law will be angry with their daughter-in-law, and those who do not love their mother-in-law will be angry with their mother-in-law.If you can get rid of it, you are right, but if you can't, it is superstition.Seeing Xingma said: You said you need to eat when you are sick. I can make you a bowl of fried poached eggs, but you need money. How can I have two yuan? The thimble said: Auntie is reluctant to part with the money, then your mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are naughty, don’t Let the gas gather into a knot in the stomach.Chang Kuan said: Good man, you don't want money today, you tell his mother-in-law and daughter-in-law about their illness! The good man said: Actually everyone is telling them about their illness.If a person beats his mother, he grows up, but if he doesn't hit other people's mother, everyone hates him, because God hates him; if a person is filial to his mother, he grows up, but if he is not filial to other people's mother, everyone respects him, and God respects him.Changkuan said: You are right, you go inside and talk to them carefully.Just push the good man and pull Wang Xingma into the house.Seeing Xing's mother refused to get up, and said: Tell your daughter-in-law that you are sick, what are you doing with me? The mother-in-law said: You go back to the house to greet the good people, it's cold, the fog is covered, you sit here and look Sick? Kanxing’s mother said: It’s good if I die, and people will be happy when I die! Still didn’t get up, and still didn’t enter the courtyard.The mother-in-law said: "People, why don't you come out and pick your mother-in-law back? Come on, you pick up your mother-in-law! Seeing the star daughter-in-law come out and pull her mother-in-law's arm, the mother-in-law went in and said: Don't pull me, I can't go?"! People laughed and coaxed away.

As soon as the scattered footsteps were chaotic, the fog that came along the way rose up like dust. Some people felt itchy throats, and with a cough, everyone was coughing.And from another alley, more and thicker fog rolled out, and there was dog urine moss rolling out. He held the waist of his trousers in one hand, and the broom and cage in the other, and looked this way suspiciously.The mother-in-law said: When is it, why haven't you come home yet? The dog pee moss and said: Come back, come back.I handed over the broom and the cage to my mother-in-law, but I dragged my mother-in-law's clothes and walked in a hurry. As soon as I entered the yard and closed the gate, the pants fell off on my feet.

The mother-in-law said: "Wolf chased away?!" Putting on the trousers for Gou Niati, and asked where the belt was, Gou Uitai said that the belt was broken, and panting, he told Shou Deng about cutting the roots of Tianbu's vines with a knife in the soil.The mother-in-law's face froze all of a sudden, and she said: You dare to talk nonsense, do you really see it? Goupiamos said: Seriously, does this count as sabotage by class enemies? The mother-in-law covered the dog's pee moss mouth and said: You didn't see this. The dog urine moss said: I saw it. The mother-in-law poked the dog's urine moss on the forehead and said: You didn't see it!

Goupitai looked at the mother-in-law's face, but he changed his words and said: I didn't see it.This night, Goupimos was very obedient, and he didn't talk about keeping the lamp, nor did he mention that he broke the branches of the elm and toon tree.When eating, there are no beans or sweet potatoes in the bread batter, and the dog urine moss is sucked and drank.The Tie Shuan family next door seemed to be drinking, and the sound of punching was loud: You have a cup, I have a cup! Whenever someone in the village drinks, the drinker will let the dog pee moss to call someone, and when everyone who wants to be called comes, he will stand by the side with a match, waiting for someone to eat cigarettes to light the fire, whoever If you refuse to drink, you will help to criticize, force you to drink the wine into your mouth, and say: talk, talk! After drinking the wine in your mouth, you will not swallow it, and you will swallow it as soon as you talk.However, those who yelled to drink never reserved a seat for the dog urine moss, nor let him have a drink, but whoever couldn't drink anymore said: "Gou urine moss, drink it for me."He picked up the cup and drank it. He could drink ten cups without getting drunk.After drinking in the middle of the night, of course some people got drunk, yelling at the drinker, saying: "Give me dog pee moss."Gou Uitai helped the drunk man to go home, first sent the drunk back home, the drunk man's wife scolded Gou Uitai for making his man drink too much, scolded Gou Uitai until he sent the drunk man to the gate of the courtyard, He knocked on the door, and as soon as there was a response from the door, he ran away immediately.

With the sound of punching from the next door, Goupitai panicked and thought: Why didn't you call me to call someone for drinking? Look at my mother-in-law's face.The mother-in-law understood what he meant, so she ignored it, and wiped the pot and table with a rag, and wiped it back and forth, until the pot and table were polished.Goupiamos put down the bowl, and finally said: Mother, Tieshuan and the others are drinking! The mother-in-law said: Are you full? People drink other people's wine, let's sleep in our sleep! Dog urine moss said: I have a messy stomach, go to bed early and pee on the kang early?

The mother-in-law said: go to sleep! The sound of punching was still high, and the dog peeed like a cat scratching his heart. He said he went to the toilet to pee, walked to the corner of the courtyard wall, lay down in the crack of the wall and looked at the next door, the building with iron bolts was directly opposite, the door It was on, a pot of fire was burning, Tie Shuan, Ma Zihei, and Hu Yuan were drinking. The wine was actually put in a porcelain cup and placed on the edge of the brazier. Each of them took a white radish in their hands and another. One bristle, whoever loses, will take a bite of the radish, then dip the bristle in wine and suck it for himself, and let the other party suck it too.The dog urine moss snorted, and give you a cup and I have a cup of it, is it just such a mane?! Walk back and continue to eat bread and corn batter.The sound of punching was still ringing, like a flock of fluttering pigeons, fluttering and fluttering, flying over from Tie Shuan's house, and the mother-in-law would not let the dog pee moss and drink muddy water, so she took an egg, fried it with an iron spoon in the stove, and said : Take your heart back now, eat the morning kang!

I didn't get up to pee all night, and I opened my eyes and touched my buttocks early the next morning. The mattress was not wet, and the mood of the dog peeing moss was fine, but I heard Tianbu's daughter-in-law scolding people in the village road. She scolded who fucked him Damn, the blind, the rotten, the one who eats guns and gets machetes, shoots black bricks and kills her house! Someone is asking: What happened, scolding early in the morning? Tianbu's wife said: Who the hell put the morning glory vine It was cut from the root! The interrogator said: Oh, I thought someone killed Tianbu! Tianbu’s daughter-in-law said: If you can cut the roots of vines, why don’t you kill Tianbu when you meet Tianbu?! She hummed and cried , Crying and then cursing, cursing that the person who cuts the vine roots will have a terrible death, go up the mountain, go down the river and drown in the river, get plagued by evil spirits, cut off children and grandchildren.Goupimos put on his clothes and wants to go out to see, but the mother-in-law won't let him go out.

Tianbu's daughter-in-law scolded her all morning, until chickens, cats, pigs and dogs dared not bark. All the trees trembled in the cold, and the dead leaves fell one by one.No one responded, and no one persuaded. Whoever responds and persuades, whoever has a guilty conscience, is looking for trouble for nothing.Tianbu was hungry, so he came over and said: Come back, come back! The daughter-in-law only slapped her butt three times, and the scene was over. However, afterward, everyone in the village whispered to each other, guessing who could cut the vine roots, it would look like leaves and blossoms, shining brightly, the great landscape of Gulu Village! Why do you want to cut it, or cut it at the root, is it right? People in the village are dissatisfied or hate Tianbu, and hate Tianbu should not vent their anger on flowers and trees? Who is this, who is this?!

Shui Pi touched the dog urine moss and said: Did you make it? Goupimos said: How could you think it was me? Shuipi said: Whoever wants to get angry with Tianbu can at most cut off one vine, and if so many roots are cut off, that is class hatred! The dog’s moss face turned blue, and he said: Why doesn’t class hatred kill people and set fires, but just cut off the roots? Even if it’s a class enemy who destroys, I’m not the only one who came from a bad background! Shui Pi said, "Then you said it was done by the lamp guard?" Dog urine moss said: When did I say it was done by keeping the lamp?!

Gou Diamo doesn't hate keeping the lamp anymore, he hates Shui Pi, so he wants to get revenge on Shui Pi. What kind of revenge, but the dog pee moss can't help it.This afternoon, he sat under the medicine tree at the west end of the village and watched Lao Shun tidying up the old stone mill. on the gutter.This old Shun just loves to do such useless things, and the ridiculous thing is that he does it very seriously.Goupimos looked at it for a while, and heard a chicken yelling fiercely not far away: Whose egg is this?! I saw the rooster coming up from the slope of the earth to support the secretary's house. Stepping forward, the two wings dragged behind him, furious.The dog pee moss felt strange, so he walked to the edge of the soil and looked down. This is the place where the old kiln dumped the porcelain waste hundreds of years ago.The rubbish had piled up so much that it became a corner of the mound, but after years of rain, the corner of the mound collapsed again, revealing fragments of broken porcelain in the cross-section, all glowing, and there was actually a piece of grass in the grass nest at the bottom of the mound. egg.Someone's hen must have laid wild eggs there, and the secretary's rooster must have discovered that it was not the egg he stepped on that was throwing a tantrum.The dog pee moss almost rolled and rushed down the soil, but he couldn't control it anymore, he dodged and dodged slowly, just stepped on the egg, and a pool of yellow and white soup was stirred into the soil.In the wheat field under the mound, Shui Pi and his mother were mowing grass in the private plot, Shui Pi didn't know that the dog piss moss was washed down the mound because of an egg, he thought he stumbled and fell down, and laughed.Shui Pi gloats at his misfortune, and Gou Uitai hates him even more. Going back to the alley, Goupiamos figured out that the back eaves and rafters of Shuipi's house had so many balls of straw stuffed to block the wind, so he dragged some of them down to let the cold wind get in.That's a good idea.But then I thought: should I pull out one straw ball or three straw balls? Pull one, it won’t make Shuipi and his mother cold, pull three, isn’t it too cold, Shui Pi His mother also has asthma, and she might get sick when she gets cold.Then grab one.Goupimos went to Shuipi's house in Nanxie Lane. In Nanxie Lane, there are all families with the surname of Ye, and only Shuipi's family has the surname of Zhu.There are six or seven persimmon trees planted in the alley, all the leaves have fallen off, and the trees have become very black.A layer of frost has fallen, and the leftover malt on the ground, rotten paper, and an old straw sandal that no one has worn are all damp and limp.Goupimos walked around from the gate of Shuipi's house to the upper room, and looked at the balls of straw stuffed in the cracks of the rafters, but the rafters were too high and there was no ladder to go up, so he was frustrated.Then I went around from the back of the house to the gate of the courtyard. I still couldn't think of anything to retaliate against, so I kicked the door severely with my foot, bang, bang! A sudden thought came to me, and I looked back, but there was no one around. He quickly touched the key from the door frame of the courtyard, and found it all at once. In Gulu Village, except for the foreign locks on the door of the production team's public house, almost all the houses still use old-fashioned copper locks.The copper lock locks the door, but the key is not carried with you, and the fixed place is on the door frame.Goupiamos touched the key of Shui Pi's house. Of course, the key was also a straight copper stick with grooves, but it was polished smooth. Then he ran away to the southeast corner of the village, and threw it into the lotus vegetable I went to the pool. This is very happy for the dog pee moss, how could he come up with such a good idea? He has even thought about it. When he sees Shou Deng again, he wants to ask Shou Deng for persimmons. Shou Deng should thank him, because he is also The lamp deflated.However, Goupiati sat at home in the middle of the afternoon and waited for something to happen. He wanted to see how Shuipi couldn't open the door when he came back from his private plot, how he threw stones at the lock, how he lifted a door open, and how he started in the alley. Scold.However, the alleyway was safe and sound before dinner.When eating dinner, Gou Diamos took a bowl and ate it in the yard, and there were stars in the bowl. He took a sip towards the star, and when the star was still there, he took another sip.The mother-in-law said: Pig, how loud is the noise? The dog urine moss said: The rice is so thin that I can only suck and drink it without making a sound? The mother-in-law said: Add some sauerkraut, stir the rice and it will thicken.The dog urine moss picked up sauerkraut, but carried the bowl out of the courtyard.The alleyway was empty, almost all the courtyard doors were closed, and a few were still open, and a piece of light fell out. A cat walked past there quietly, and suddenly jumped up to the top of the courtyard wall, two shining green lights in the dark In bright and dim.When he went to Nanxie Lane, he was surprised that the gate of Shui Pi's house was also open! Shui Pi sat on the threshold with a bowl to eat, but the dog pee moss couldn't get back, so he had to go straight there, pretending to be looking for water. The next door to Pi's house is called: You got called, you get called uncle! The courtyard door of the Pi's house is locked.Shui Pi said: Dog urine moss, what to eat? Dog urine moss said: What can I eat? Besides: I have to say that people are not here? Shui Pi said: His father-in-law celebrated his birthday, and the family went to Xichuan Village.The dog urine moss said: Oh.Just walked back. That night, Goupimos didn't sleep well, tossing and turning wondering why Shui Pi's house opened the door, did he pry the lock or lift the door, why there was no complaints and scolding from Shui Pi? The strange thing is that in the next few days, there were constant rumors in the village that the keys to the courtyard were lost. People said to each other that people lost keys in all the alleys.Dog urine moss can't wake up: Is anyone else stealing the key and throwing it away? One noon, my mother-in-law came back from work, passed by the wall of the branch secretary’s house, picked up a newspaper, folded it up, took it back, and cut flowers, but when I opened the courtyard door, I couldn’t find the key on the door frame, so I walked around the door anxiously. lock up.Just when Bacao and Xingkai came over, Xingkai saw her mother-in-law standing there, burrowed into a nearby toilet and couldn’t come out, Bacao said: What’s wrong with you, Mrs. Silkworm, your head is full of water? The mother-in-law said: The door key is missing! Groove said, “You lost your house keys too? I’m looking for a party secretary. The village keeps throwing away keys these days. What kind of party secretary does he serve? How bad is public security?! Ba Cao really went to find the branch secretary, and the branch secretary and his wife covered the walls with newspapers in the bedroom.Gulu Village subscribed to a provincial newspaper, which was originally placed in the public house, but it took many days for the provincial newspaper to be delivered by the town postman, and few people in the village could read, so people went to the public house at night to record During work hours, I often tore up newspaper strips and rolled them into cigarettes to eat, and the branch secretary took the newspapers home and piled them up to paste on the wall.As soon as the courtyard door rang, the branch secretary asked: Who is it? I heard Bacao say: Me.My wife said: Why is he wandering around looking for you, just ignore him.The branch secretary said: The thief wants to steal you. The more you guard against the thief, the more you will miss you. Just let the thief come out and ask him to eat and drink, and the thief will not come again.This guy is a bit of a stickler, others can ignore it, but he has to.Just go to open the courtyard door.My wife said: wait a minute.I hurriedly took the dustpan hanging in the yard to the upper room to clean it up. Inside the dustpan were snacks sent by others. I was reluctant to eat too many of them, so I put them in the dustpan to dry. Bacao came in, and the branch secretary said, "Sit down."I just sit on the stool and eat hookah.The branch secretary stuffed a long-stem pipe in his sleeve when he went out, and when he returned home, he used hookah pipes.He is very particular about eating hookah. He kneads the shredded tobacco on his fingers until it becomes a small ball. He presses it on the whistle of the hookah pot. Take a breath, and the paper media will be on fire, like a small plum blossom, and then light the shredded tobacco, snoring and inhaling with the mouth of the smoke pot, like a screaming pigeon hidden in the hookah pot.Bacao didn't sit down, he was worried that if he sat down politely, he would lose his enthusiasm for speaking, he was talking about the security situation in the village, and there were thieves, not one, but a bunch of thieves, who even stole the keys With a snort, the branch secretary blew away the burnt tobacco ball, rubbed another tobacco ball and pressed it on, and blew on the paper media again.Ba Cao spoke too hastily, even eating and drinking.The branch secretary said: Hey, hey! Bacao was stunned for a moment, not knowing what the branch secretary meant.The branch secretary said: Are your ears plugged with dog hair? You shouldn’t call you?! The wife in the bedroom said: Call me? The branch secretary said: Pour a bowl of boiling water and let Bacao drink it slowly.His wife came out of the bedroom, with a piece of pastry crumbs on the corner of her mouth, and said with a smile: "It's bullying, auntie will boil some water for you."Bacao said: I don't drink.He wanted to finish his sentence, and said: Is this socialism led by the Communist Party? In the past, Gulu Village did not pick up relics, but now it lifts its hooves and cuts its palms?! The two puffs of smoke circled Huazi in front of him and Bacao, changing circles in ever-changing ways, but when he blew it, there was nothing, saying: I remember your family is a poor peasant? Bacao said: It is a poor peasant.The branch secretary said: "Why are poor peasants saying this? Gulu Village is not the leader of the Communist Party, but the rich and evil and the right is in power?" Bacao choked suddenly and said: I am here to report the situation to you.The branch secretary said: Okay, how about reporting the situation? Don’t worry, tell me, what’s the matter? Bacao said: Ah, the key to Canpo’s house was lost.The branch secretary said: I know about this.Bacao said: Do you know? The branch secretary said: What I don't know? Look at it, which insects dare to crawl through the alleys of Gulu Village? What else is there? Bacao said: Nothing more.The branch secretary said: It's all right, you go back and tidy up the back eaves of your house, a page of tiles has fallen off. Bacao left the branch secretary's house to check on the back eaves of his house. As expected, a page of the back eaves tile fell off. He was surprised that the branch secretary really paid attention to every plant and tree in Gulu Village, but thought again, I was going to blame the branch secretary. Yes, why did he let him unknowingly control it? And the branch secretary ate another pot of hookah at home, so he went out to Goupitai's house to see if he really lost the key.Sure enough, he couldn't open the door, so he said: Could you put the key somewhere else? The mother-in-law said: Where can I put it? People have put the key on the door frame in their old lives.The branch secretary carried a door down, and he investigated in the village who had lost the keys. After investigation, they were thrown from house to house, first in Nanxie Lane, then in Xiguai Lane, Heng Lane, Sancha Alley, then from the south to Temple Lane in the north, turn around Bazi Lane, and turn back to the east.The branch secretary's face changed, and he asked: What else was lost? The answer was that the rice was not lost, the noodles were not lost, and the radishes and potatoes were kept on the steps under the eaves.The branch secretary suddenly realized what had happened, and asked Decheng who had lost the key: How did you open the door after you lost the key? Decheng said: I dare not lie to you, the door cannot be opened if the key is lost, so I bought it from the Liang family next door. He took his house key on the door frame and opened it.Feng Youliang immediately said: You bastard stole my key? You said: I didn't steal it, I took it.Feng Youliang said: "Call the cat me!" The party secretary asked Feng Youliang: Did you find that you lost the key and opened it yesterday? Feng Youliang said: "I also took the key from the next door. Anyway, I lost the key at my house and went there." Take the keys to someone else's house.The branch secretary asked one by one, and it turned out that one family took the other, and some happened to be that one family was not there that day, and after a day or two, this family started to take another one, and it was passed down like this, to Goupiati's family. The branch secretary said: He only lost a key, which made Gulu village gobble up! But a key was bitten by chickens and dogs in Gulu Village, which made the branch secretary intolerable.Whoever is the first to steal the key, stealing the key is not for money, this is not stealing but deliberately causing trouble.He had the light guard called. In the kiln, Dongsheng was originally responsible for sinking the mud and pulling the billets, lighting the kiln with the pendulum, digging and transporting the crucible with credit and columns, cutting trees and firewood, and going to Beishaogou to buy coal. Dry, but keeping the lamp has a family-passed craft, always teaching Dongsheng, Dongsheng simply sinks into the mud and mud, and gives him leggings and rotary knives, only for him to start with, supports to dry the blanks, and burns the kang to dry. Blank.The billet for keeping the lamp was drawn well, but the fork felt that the kiln was either over-fired or under-fired. Every time before the kiln was fired, he had to go to place the seasoning seeds.Baizi's temper is not as good as Dongsheng's, so he became impatient, and quarreled with Shoudeng several times. As a result, Baizi joined forces with Dongsheng, Xinxin and Zhuzhu to restrict Shoudeng: don't urinate according to who you are, what can you do? ?! Afterwards, they were only assigned to guard the lamps to pull the crucible, or bought coal from Xiahewan and transported it down the mountain, and carried it to the kiln with a pole. The branch secretary sent someone to run up the mountain, and Shou Deng was picking up his trousers. His trousers were caught by spikes when he was pulling the cauldron, and the trousers were torn. Said: Did I do it on purpose? The column said: I said in the morning that the tire was flat. If you don’t inflate it, how can the tire not be rolled?! Keep the lamp and say: Class enemies are born to destroy, you don’t know this? The needle pricked him With his hands, he tore the thread, and then tore the opening of the trousers, tore one piece, and another piece, and the trousers became flocks.The pillar said: Who are you demonstrating for?! The light guard said: I will tear my pants, I can’t tear them up? Someone came to pull up the light guard and said that the branch secretary called him. Come. When Gou Diamo came back to eat, he realized that the key to his house had also been lost, and when he learned that the branch secretary got angry and asked someone to keep the lamp, he regretted it.But he didn't dare to say clearly that he was the one who stole the key first, but he couldn't bear to let Shoudeng take the blame, so he urged his mother-in-law to go to the branch secretary's house to find out what happened.The mother-in-law also worried about keeping the lamp, so she led the dog urine moss to the branch secretary's house.Before the lantern guard came, the mother-in-law took the broom and swept the yard as soon as she went.When the light guard came, the mother-in-law said, "Ah, the pants are rotten like this, and you still wear them?" I asked the secretary's wife for needles and threads to sew.Keeping the lamp and not letting the seams go, he told the branch secretary: Please let me leave the kiln.The branch secretary said: You can work wherever you are asked to work, there is no pick and choose! Keep the lamp and say: The porcelain is fired like that, don't say I am destroying it.The branch secretary said: What's the matter with the kiln? The lamp guard said: Dongsheng and Baizi are at the same level... The branch secretary said: The kiln has been firing well all the time, so it won't work if you go there? Look at you, wearing your trousers like this is Is it not to discredit socialism, but also to discredit me? Keeping the lamp said: How can this be on the line? The branch secretary said: Then you will be so poor that you have no pants to wear? On the tickling tree, the tickling tree trembled crisply, and a group of sparrows jumped down from the eaves, chattering nonsense. The branch secretary stomped his feet, and the sparrow flew away. He said: I didn’t ask you to come because I had nothing to do. It must be because of a problem with the class struggle. He also said that it was all right, but who knew it would come out! Not long ago, someone cut off the vine root of Tianbu’s house, and now there are successive incidents of keys being lost. What’s going on? The light guard said: There is a thief? Don't know?! Shou Deng said: I don't know.The branch secretary said: You have to be honest! Keeping the lamp said: Do I have a criminal record of stealing people? The pigs and dogs are all mine?! The branch secretary said: You are still bored, why are you bored? Keeping the lamp said: I stole the keys What are you doing, can’t you come out and take out shit? It’s enough to take out shit and steal one key. How many assholes do I have for stealing so many keys? The branch secretary roared: Shut up! Keep the lamp and shut up.The branch secretary said: "It wasn't you who did it, can't I still investigate?! Strange! The mother-in-law smoothed things over and said: Keep the lamp, can you tell me well? If you didn't steal it, you didn't steal it. Where else can you investigate if you don't investigate from us?" The branch secretary said: If there is no destructive behavior, then you have to check from the depths of your mind to see if there is any destructive thought! Well, let’s go back.Po and Shou Deng went out of the secretary's yard.As soon as the light guard came out of the courtyard, a hanged ghost worm hung from the elm tree outside the door. The silk of the worm hung on his face, and he grabbed it a few times before he caught it.The mother-in-law said: You baby, the bugs are messing with you? Keeping the lamp said: I am angry! The mother-in-law said: Doesn’t this rule us out? Gou Uitai did not go back with his mother-in-law. He helped the branch secretary's wife move a basket of sweet potatoes from the cellar. After moving the sweet potatoes, he wanted to tell the branch secretary. Can't sleep all night.It is said that the strong laborers of the production team work ten cents a day, and the mother-in-law has six divisions of labor, and ten cents of work is worth two cents, and the work points of the mother-in-law are only worth one dime and two cents. How can the mother-in-law support him?He said that he wanted to be able to work. Although he is small, he is no longer a doll who squeezes urine mud. He can't bear manure or plow the ground, but he can do other jobs. He can pick bedding stones for building weirs, and he can sweep chaff for others to raise the field.He said that if he was allowed to work, it would be best to record four points of work a day, but it would be fine if he could not record four points and three points.No one interrupted Goupiati when he was talking, he felt that his thoughts were very clear, and he spoke very smoothly, even if the party secretary refused to allow him to work.The branch secretary looked at the dog peeing moss and said: Who do you think can steal the key? Dog urine moss said: I don't know. The branch secretary said: "The five types of elements didn't destroy it, so who else is there? They are outsiders?" Dog urine moss said: I don't know. The branch secretary walked out the door by himself, and of course the dog urine moss followed.The branch secretary's stride is long, and he trots when the dog pee can't keep up. While running, he looks up at the branch secretary's big back.There were many people in the alley, and they were all talking about the loss of the key. The branch secretary said: Don’t talk about the loss of the key! The sky will fall if you lose the key? Eat? The branch secretary said: When can I stop eating? The branch secretary went to Baldy Jin’s house first, and Ban Xiang was married from Laoshangou, but the gate of Baldy Jin’s house was locked, and the branch secretary went to Laoshun’s house again. To find back and forth.At this time, Gou Uitai saw a lice lying on the back of the branch secretary's head, and said, "Master, branch secretary, you have a lice on your head!" The branch secretary glared at him and continued walking.Goupiati said again: Master, Master Zhishu, you have a lice on your head! The branch secretary waved his hand and slapped Goupiatai on the head.The dog urine moss stood still, with a numb pain in his head, so he stopped talking to the branch secretary and whispered: "Bite it, let the lice bite it!" In the end, Goupiati didn’t know how the branch secretary went to Laoshun’s house to talk back and forth, but that evening, Xingkai told people that he went to the commune for a meeting and brought back the relief food distributed to Gulu Village. People’s interest immediately disappeared. The matter of losing the key was transferred to the distribution of relief food.Mozi, Zaohuo and Muhuo went to Lao Shun's house for a urine test and did not come out. Lao Shun heard them talking about the relief food, so he asked: Is this time the distribution is based on the head? Zaohuo said: Last year, the branch secretary of the relief food was distributed by head. I heard that he was criticized by the secretary Zhang of the commune. How could it be possible to distribute by head this year? Lao Shun said, "That's good. It's not fair to divide according to the head. Some families have a lot of children and a small appetite. I eat three or four bowls at a time. It should be distributed to the most difficult ones." Zaohuo said: No matter how you divide it, you will not be able to divide it into your family. Lao Shun said: Why? Zaohuo said: Did the branch secretary find your home today? Before saying a word, she rushed back and forth from the house, her eyes were red and swollen, and she said loudly: "If you lose your key, you will suspect me. People in Gulu Village are all good people, and foreigners are thieves. Whoever?" There is no daughter-in-law, which daughter-in-law is from the village, and I am the only thief from outsider? Zaohuo said: The branch secretary is not only looking for you, but also looking for half-scented ones. Said back and forth: I told the branch secretary, and I will tell you again, my natal family is a poor and lower-middle peasant, and has been a poor and lower-middle peasant for three generations. Don’t put shit on my head! After talking back and forth, suddenly his face turned pale, his whole body twitched, and he fell to the ground deformedly.Lao Shun just wanted to reprimand Shun Hui for not talking, but when he saw Shu Hui lying unconscious on the ground, he panicked and shouted: Oh, it’s dead! The mill stove ran forward and squeezed Lao Shun into the urinal pool Thanks to the shallow urine water in the urinal pool, he climbed up again, grinning and crying, hugged Shuai into his arms and shouted: Shuai! Shuai! Shuai rolled his eyes white, foamed at the mouth, but kept silent.Lao Shun said: Zaohuo, it was you who forced my wife to death! Zaohuo said: I forced her to death? The branch secretary was looking for her, not me! I also gave the branch secretary two poached eggs and ate them.You are forcing her, you are forcing her! The stove said: Why did I push her, beat her, scolded her, choked her throat? Mozi was helpless, pushed the stove, and said: Hurry up and find the silkworm mother! Zaohuo ran away, and when he arrived at Goupitai's house, the mother-in-law was cutting flowers on the kang, and left without saying anything.After the mother-in-law came, she tried her nose back and forth, but the air was still coming out of her nostrils, she pulled down the clothes that covered her heart, covering her exposed belly, and said: It's all right, just lie quietly for a while and then wake up slowly. Lao Shun said: It's okay, how can it be okay? Look at the froth on the mouth and the black eyeballs are gone! The mother-in-law said: This is epilepsy. What the mother-in-law said stunned Lao Shun, and the mill stove was also stunned. Goat epilepsy, back and forth, is it epilepsy? Gulu Village has this disease and that disease, no one has ever had epilepsy, but Luo Town There was a man with epilepsy who came to buy porcelain goods, but he fell to the ground and had cramps all over while walking with the urn on his shoulders.But epilepsy is fatal, and it comes and goes quickly. When they heard the mother-in-law said that it was epilepsy, they were relieved, but what they thought was that there was epilepsy, and Lao Shun's face turned black Looks like it's been painted.But Zaohuo began to practice, saying: I said, why did she fall in love with Lao Shun?! Confusedly said: Oh, she asked Lao Shun to treat him! Confused is a few years younger than Lao Shun, and wanted to take him in at that time Back and forth, but back and forth entered Lao Shun's door, confused and unhappy all the time.Lao Shun didn't seem to hear the stove fire and the confused words, and said: "Just lie down and have a meeting?" The mother-in-law said: "It's all right."Lao Shun said, "It's cold on the ground, will I get the cold air? I took off my clothes and wanted to put them under Shuai's body, but his clothes were already wet and smelly, so he took the quilt from the house."Mother-in-law don't let him toss, he calls the dog, and his family's dog lies next to him.迷糊看不惯那狗，上去把狗踢了一脚，老顺说：让它卧着，能给来回取暖。迷糊说：让狗睡呀?!婆不让迷糊再说了，问老顺说：她犯没犯过这病?老顺说：从来没见犯过。哪里是要我看病的，我哪里能有钱给她看病?灶火说：你就是药方么，瞧你瘦得失形了!迷糊说：人家哪里用他，有狗哩!婆说：去去去，干你们的活去。 磨子推搡着迷糊、灶火走了，来回睁开了眼，她的头上出了一层汗，嘴张着大声喘气，好像是才挖过了一亩地，突然骂了一句：狗日的……冤枉我!老顺忙背了她往家去。来回的身子大，老顺背着她，她的一双腿就拖在地上。