Chapter 11 Section 11

Ba Cao lay on the kang for four days, neither eating nor drinking, and had a high fever, even his fingers were hot.Shuipi was afraid of accidents, so he came to serve him every day.There was a faint sound of a whistle outside, Bacao said: What is it ringing? Shuipi said: Are you awake? Bacao said: Let me ask you who played the whistle? Shuipi said: I don't want to say.Bacao said: Talk about you! Shuipi said: Tianbu assembled the militia for training.The bully turned upside down, spit out a stench from his throat, and lay down again, his face was flushed, but he said: Give me the pen! If you lose, don’t you give me the pen? Shui Pi gave the pen from the pocket Overbearing, said: I don't want to tell you, you want me to tell, and you will get angry if you tell me.He can read a few baskets of big characters, isn't it just that he can shoot a gun! Bacao said: I can't shoot a gun?! He threw the pen over and threw it under the kang.Shuipi bent down to pick up the pen, and said, "That's right, you can hold a pen as well as a gun! Get up and close the door. Once the door is closed, the whistle can no longer be heard."

Tianbu was still blowing his whistle in the alley, and he kept blowing, like a cicada in summer who never stops breathing. Last year, the village conveyed the documents from above, saying that the international situation was severe. In addition to the blockade imposed by the United States on China, the Soviet Union might launch a war of aggression against us. A rifle was fired.Bacao was very excited and said: "Fight, fight, I can become a general if there is a fight!" However, he and Tianbu competed for the position of company commander. , Tianbu became the company commander.A few days ago, Tianbu went to the commune to attend an intensive training class. As soon as he came back and learned that Bacao was lying on the kang, he assembled the militia for training. He said that in addition to shooting, there was another task for this training. Then put a pocket and let them come in from Xinjiang.Before Tianbu finished speaking, Zaohuo said: Who said this? Tianbu said: Chairman Mao said it.Zaohuo said: Why let them come in, just jump out and beat them! Tianbu said: Let me tell you to put your pockets. understand.Tianbu said: What do you not understand? If you understand what Chairman Mao said, you must implement it, and if you don’t understand it, you must implement it! Everyone said: Then you talk about the task, you say it! Tianbu said: This time I will go to the intensive training class to learn Russian Yes, every militia is required to learn Russian.Now everyone was completely confused. Zaohuo said: Learn Russian? Do Chinese speak Russian instead of Chinese?! Tianbu said: Speak Russian!

In fact, Tianbu only learned two sentences in Russian in the training class, one was to hand in the gun and not kill, and the other was to treat the prisoners leniently.Tianbu couldn't learn these two sentences no matter what, the military officer of the commune asked him to write down the Russian pronunciation in Chinese, and we treated the captives leniently like sisters.When reading in Chinese, the tongue is hard, and no matter how you read it, it is difficult to hear. Wu Gan had to teach the tongue rolling sound again. Sometimes Tianbu can make a trill, but sometimes he can't roll his tongue.

Tianbu transferred to teach Russian for everyone. He learned his own lessons and did not teach two sentences first, but first taught retroflex.Zaohuo Wu is short, standing in the first row of the militia company. When the sky cloth is beeping, saliva splashes out and wets Zaohuo's face. After wiping it, another layer of saliva splashes on it, and he can't help giggling . Tianbu was very serious, he said: What are you laughing at? Zaohuo said: The Soviets can't speak human language! Tianbu said: Go and call the guard lamp. He has learned Russian in middle school and let him teach it to everyone.

The dog pee moss said: I will go! Goupimos is not a militiaman, but every time the militiamen are training, he holds a fire rope and watches by the side. When they rest, they light the fireworks for others, and then carry the rifle on their shoulders, but the gun is long and the handle of the gun is on the ground. on the ground.There was a poplar tree on the sidelines, the bark of which was as white as whitewashed. Tim pulled him under the tree, carved a line with a bayonet at his height, and said: You grow, you grow, and you can grow four fingers. I'll make you a militia! And these four fingers are easier said than done.For every training session, Goupimos came under the tree to measure his height, but it was always the height he carved out for the first time.

Gou Niati went to look for Shou Deng at the kiln halfway up the mountain in Zhongshan. There was a mud pond by the side of the kiln, where Dongsheng poured water to wash away the mud.Dongsheng said: What are you shouting for? I went to dig the crucible.Dog urine moss helps Dongsheng wash the mud and waits to keep the lamp.Wearing a pair of rubber tubes, Dongsheng stepped on the mud pool, panting heavily, and clouds of air formed on his face.Goupiamos found it interesting and asked him to step on it too, saying: Let me also create some clouds.Dongsheng said: What are you talking about? Goupimosai said: Make some clouds and I will fly.Dongsheng still didn't understand, and said, "Fly, are you a bird? It's cold and you can't bare your feet. My leather tube is long. If you put it on, you won't be able to see it."In fact, Goupimos took aim at a pair of rubber shoes placed at the door of the hut by the pool. They were the lightkeepers, and his purpose was to wear those rubber shoes.I went over to put on the rubber shoes that guarded the lamp, stepped on the mud pool, and the muddy water gurgled, and a stream of slurry shot up and hit the eye. When I got anxious, I fell down and sat in the mud pool.At this moment, Shou Deng pulled a cart and came back.

Shou Deng scolded the dog urine moss for wearing his rubber shoes, and poured muddy water into it, pulled out the dog urine moss and took off the rubber shoes.Gou Niati's lower body was drenched, but he smiled back to Shou Deng and told him about Tianbu asking him to teach Russian. Unexpectedly, Shou Deng refused to go.Goupiati said: Tianbu treats you as a human being, why don’t you go? Keep the lamp and say: No! Dongsheng said: Since this matter cannot be separated from keeping the lamp, what is it for you to come to Goupiamo? He Tianbu came to invite you what.The dog urine moss said: ah, ask Tianbu to please? Keep the lamp and said: dog urine moss, let me tell you, the black-bone chicken will mix with the white chicken again, the black-bone chicken can't grow white hair, it is black on the bone! The branch secretary asked me Fire the kiln, I just need to finish firing the kiln.

Gou Niaomo felt that the dog meat that guarded the lamp would not be able to get on the table, so he went down the mountain.On the threshing floor, Tianbu no longer taught everyone how to learn Russian, and was cleaning up the targets. Gou Niati didn't tell Tianbu about keeping the lamp, but said that he couldn't come to keep the lamp, because his tongue hurts, and he couldn't even speak.Tianbu said: Why does the tongue hurt? The dog urine moss said: The tooth may want to eat meat, the tooth bit the tongue.Tianbu scolded: He didn’t want to come here and bit his tongue on purpose? Damn it, class enemies are class enemies after all! Does he still hope that Soviet revisionism can come in?! He collapsed! Mazihei was too fierce, and Goupitai didn't want to answer his words. A sparrow stood by the field, chirping, and he said, "Day—! Throw a stone, and the sparrow flew away in a hurry.Tianbu said: Don't learn Russian anymore! When the time comes, the stupid Su Xiu dares to call in. If we see one and kill the other, if he raises his hand and surrenders, we will kill him too!

They started shooting targets, and let the dog pee moss stand guard on the sidelines, and no one was allowed to pass by.Lao Shun's dog came. It had no fur and didn't bark. It sniffed the ground as it walked. The dog peed on the moss and said, "Shooting, come here?" The dog stopped and smiled at the dog.Ma Zihei said: Look at these two, people are not human, dogs are not dogs! Lao Shun’s dog raised his butt, and farted with a poof, which made Ma Zihei almost hold his breath.The dog pee moss said: "It's greeting you!" Mazihei rolled up his sleeves and came over. With a bang, the gun went off. Mazihei was startled, so he stopped chasing the dog pee moss.

As soon as the gun was fired, all the birds flew away, and the people in the village, chickens, and cats did not come near. The dog was fine for a while, and he was lying on his back in the wheat field beside the field holding Lao Shun's dog.The sky was on his face, and the sun was like a soft persimmon, which was about to fall. He opened his mouth, hoping that it would fall into his mouth.But what fell was a leaf. The leaf fell from the poplar tree and didn't fall straight. It slid in a diagonal circle and covered his left eye.He didn't move, and looked at the achnatherum splendens on the wheat field with his right eye, ha, there are achnatherum splendens in such a cold weather, and the achnatherum splendens has grown small sprouts! After the new year, the achnatherum splendens can be plucked back into the cooking pot , or chopped up and wrapped in corn-bread noodles, the current tender buds make people feel distressed and dare not pinch them.The dog urine moss was untied, allowing the belly to bask in the sun. The belly was so thin that even Lao Shun's dog could see the muscles and bones in the flesh and the blood vessels under the skin. Its long tongue licked back and forth on the belly.The young shoots of Achnatherum splendens still tempted him, the temptation was too great, it was like looking at Dai Hua’s nose, he thought it looked good at first glance, and couldn’t help but look at it again and thought it was still pretty, so he stretched out his hand to pick up the achnatherum splendens Choked and stuffed in his mouth.Say to Lao Shun's dog: Look at the belly, look at the belly.Thinking that through the belly, I can see a mass of green inside.Laoshun's dog said: You are a sheep, eat wheat seedlings!

The dog urine moss sat up suddenly, it wasn't Lao Shun's dog talking, it was Ban Xiang who was standing behind him.Gou Uitao said: Who ate the wheat seedlings? I ate Achnatherum splendens! Banxiang said: Achnatherum splendens is also the Achnatherum splendens in the production team’s field. You eat it? But he squatted down and said: Eat it without washing it. Stomach worms go! Banxiang used to be from Laoshangou. When she married in Gulu Village, she didn't know how to spin thread, retting hemp, or dye cloth, because cotton and hemp didn't grow in Laoshangou, and she wore gray clothes that were wide and wide. And long.After a few years of coming here, she knows everything and her clothes are well-cut. Only then did people realize that this woman has a slender waist and long legs.She always said that bald Jin lied to her. Bald Jin carried rice and went to the old valley to exchange potatoes and met her. At that time, she already had a man and her life was difficult. The next meal of steamed rice is steamed rice with white rice, and every year, she is given a pile of porcelain goods. She married after she got divorced, but three meals a day are rice glutinous rice paste soup, which is so rare that it can be seen in the shadow of a person. As soon as Banxiang spoke, Tianbu turned his head and saw it. Goupiati understood that she deliberately spoke loudly for Tianbu to hear, so he shouted: Brother Tianbu, company commander of Brother Tianbu! Banxiang said: What are you calling? Huh? Goupiati said: Didn't you look for Tianbu? Banxiang said: I told you to look for Tianbu? He poked Goupiati's forehead with his finger, but his eyes glanced at Tianbu. Tianbu didn't talk to Banxiang, but only yelled at Feng Youliang to push Lu Que over. Lu Ke immediately planted.Everyone clapped their hands, and Ban Xiang clapped too.Then Tianbu said: Haven't you ever practiced stone locks?Banxiang said, "He's going to practice stone locks again. He has slender arms and legs, and he can lift this lump?" Tianbu said, "Sit down."Banxiang sat on the bed and said: Can I join the militia? Tianbu said: Yes, as long as you dare to shoot! Banxiang jumped off the bed and lay down in front of the rifle.She lay down, her buttocks sticking out high, and Tianbu pressed her buttocks and said: Lie down! The buttocks fell down, and her legs were like two rafters.Tianbu helped her load the bullets, taught her to aim at three points and one line, and taught her to hold her breath and lightly pull the trigger. Tianbu was still holding her hand holding the gun, but she had already pulled the trigger with a click. The bullet flew out, and she and the gun jumped on the ground at the same time, like a toad. The branch secretary just came up from the small road beside the wheat field, and the gunshot stopped him. After watching for a while, he called Tianbu.Tianbu trotted over, and the branch secretary said: Why do you let the women play tricks? Tianbu said: There must be female militiamen, women in our village dare not touch guns, only she has the courage to be fucked.The branch secretary said: I'm afraid it's your audacity.Tianbu said: Hey, hey... The branch secretary said: Let me remind you, you are the target of the branch training, take care of your second child, don't put a brick under my neck! Tianbu said: How can it be, no Will do.The branch secretary's cotton robe fell down, and Tianbu helped to put it on. The branch secretary asked if he was learning Russian, and why he didn't learn it anymore. Tianbu said something that Shoudeng didn't want to teach.The branch secretary got angry and asked to call Shoudeng again: Tongue hurts, let me see if my tongue hurts and I can eat? Weird! Tianbu called dog pee moss again, and the branch secretary said: Go call, just say I called him! Tianbu had no choice but to go to the kiln to call Shoudeng. Shoudeng came, but Shoudeng's mouth was really full of blood. He stuck out his tongue to the party secretary, and a hole rotted on his tongue. Gou Niati is confused: He told Tianbu that Shoudeng’s tongue was rotten, he made it up, Shoudeng didn’t know, why did Shoudeng’s tongue really rot when Tianbu barked again?! Dog The pee moss didn't express his doubts. The branch secretary saw that Shoudeng had really rotted his tongue and couldn't even pronounce words clearly, so he asked Shoudeng to go back to the kiln.Before keeping the lamp, he turned his head and looked at Tianbu bitterly.At this glance, Tianbu didn't pay attention, but Goupitai noticed it, and there seemed to be two fires in the eyes of the light guard. At the north end of the threshing field is Liusheng’s home. Liusheng, who has been sick for many years, came out of the door, took a broom, watched the target for a while, and asked Kaishi: Have you finished training yet? Kaishi said: Delay you Sweeping the floor? Liu Sheng said: The quilt is thin, so it won’t work without burning the kang.Goupimos suddenly thought that he should also sweep the floor, so he stopped watching the target and went home to get a broom and a cage. Throughout the winter, almost everyone in Gulu Village burns kangs. They are reluctant to burn bean stalks and wheat straw, so they take brooms to the roadside to sweep the scum.Dimozi is actually Caomozi. The dead grass is swept over and over again by a broom, and the grass leaves, grass roots and soil are all put in a cage and carried back.However, after sweeping all the places in the village that could be swept, people swept farther and farther, until they reached the stone mill in the west of the village, and even swept down the slope where the stone mill went down.The dog urine moss can't do any work for the family, but it must be burned for the mother-in-law every night to make the kang very hot.As soon as Goupitai carried the cage and broom into the lane, the sun was sitting on Yijia Ridge. He felt that the sun was jumping, jumping and jumping, and Gudong fell down.Gou Niati sighed, and as soon as he turned his head, he saw Ba Cao flying past from the entrance of the alley. Has Bacao grown wings? The dog pee moss was so shocked that he almost fainted. He ran to the alley and looked again. It turned out that Bacao was wearing his quilt again.The quilt was dyed gray, and the two corners were bulged by the wind, like dark clouds floating in the air, and the quilt was rotten in several places, exposing the cotton, which fluttered up and down, like white fluff in the dark clouds. old stork.Goupiamo yelled: Brother Bacao, oh Brother Bacao! Bacao didn't stop, the quilt was getting bigger and bigger, he was holding on to the two corners of the quilt tightly, his toes touched the ground and couldn't hold it back.Goupiamos was still yelling: Oh Brother Bacao, Brother Bachao——! Bachao leaned forward and almost fell, the quilt shrank from the air and covered his head. Goupimos said: Brother Bacao, do you want to go to heaven? Bacao said: "Go to heaven? Oh, oh, go to the sky on the dog's day!" The dog urine moss said: Let me wear it too. The dog pee moss wanted to wear the quilt of Bacao, but Bacao didn't give it to him, saying: "Whatever quilt you wear, I will really give you wings. You are just a chicken and can't fly." The dog urine moss said: Then why? Ba Cao said: Are you a poor and lower-middle peasant? Goupimos was discouraged, looked at Bacao and walked forward again, and he said: Are you going to the cabin, and will you sleep there at night? Bacao said: I'm going to Xiahewan to watch shadow puppets! There is a theater troupe in Xiahewan, which performs shadow puppets during festivals.Is there any temple fair in Xiahewan again? Goupimos said: I will go too! Bacao said: Fuck off! You follow me when I go to the bathroom?! Bacao walked forward, Gouiatai followed, and when he arrived at the south entrance of the village, Bacao picked up a dirt lump and threw it at Gouiatai's feet. , The quilt is like a cloud, drifting away leisurely.At this moment, a cat came up silently. There was a bell tied around the cat's neck. The bell was ringing, and its steps did not match the sound of the bell. The dog urine moss immediately recognized that it was a cat from Manpanjia.How did Manpen’s cat come back from the dirt road outside the village? The dog pee moss seemed to have noticed something, stood by the side of the hill and looked down the slope, and sure enough, Xingkai was standing there under the persimmon tree. Wrapped in a red turban so that no one could see their face, but the back view showed that the apricots were blooming, and the two walked together from the slope down the field ridge. Goupimos suddenly felt fooled.He thought that after the quarrel in the cabin, Xing Kai would never deal with bullies again, but it turns out that they are on good terms again.Xing Kai Xing Kai, does the bully really love you? You have no ambition! Angry at Xing Kai, the dog urine moss rushed to the cat, kicked the cat to the ground.The cat turned its hoofs up, and did not turn over. It looked at the dog peeing moss inexplicably.The dog pee moss said: Why don't you follow her, you go! The cat said: They don't let me go either.The dog pee moss said: Can they not let you go?! The cat said: They don’t let you go either.The dog turned around and wanted to leave, but the cat said, "Oh.The dog urine moss said: You still not rolling? The cat said: You have to turn over for me.The dog pee moss turned the cat over, and the cat lowered its head and trotted away. The cat had already entered the village, and the bell could not be heard anymore, and the dog pee moss was still standing by the side of the hill, losing his mind to sweep the moss again, but the fog began to rise in the Zhou River, and the fog quickly rose from the river beach, burying his body. foot.It had been a long time since such a thick fog had passed, and the dog pee moss began to walk into the alley, and the fog followed him. He swept the fog with his broom, and the fog even buried his legs.Go, go, let the tyrant seduce you, fuck me?! The dog pee moss doesn't want to get angry again, walks along the courtyard walls one by one, puts his eyes on the urns and saggers Peering in through the cracks: Tugen is arranging the reeds on the steps of the upper room, and there is still a drop of clear mucus hanging from the tip of his nose; Laocheng is lighting a fire in the brazier, and the corn cores are used to build a small tower, and the flames are golden chrysanthemum petals What; the back pain happened again, and he walked sideways; the nurse lost his temper again, and kicked the futon to the kitchen door, so frightened that the chicken rattled up on the wall and knocked it down. The lump of soil hit the dog's urine moss on the head.The dog urine moss left without daring to make a sound, and the fog had already rolled up in front of him, like a roll.There was someone at the corner of the wall, where two people hugged each other and whispered.Who? Goupiati walked over, and turned out to be outside the east wall of the courtyard of Bacao's old house. There were two trees at the corner of the wall, one was a Chinese toon tree and the other was an elm tree.The two trees were close, not touching. Originally, the trunks were as bare as pillars, but the elm tree sprouted a cluster of branches from the pole as tall as a person, stretched towards the Chinese toon tree, and on the pole of the Chinese toon tree also grew a bunch of branches. A branch reached out to the elm, and branch and branch twisted together.Goupiamos kicked the elm tree and the toon tree, saying: I thought it was a human! Going further, we arrived in front of the screen wall outside the courtyard of Tianbu’s house. Goupimos still couldn’t figure out why these two trees didn’t pay attention at ordinary times. Why did they look like two people in the evening fog? Suddenly, Bacao and Bacao were connected. Apricot blossoms, shitty, what kind of people are there, what kind of tree grows by the courtyard wall.Goupimos turned around and walked back again. He wanted to separate the two trees, but the trees were both as thick as a bowl. Branches, snapped off a bunch of branches.He also had to break the branch on the pole of the Chinese toon tree, but the branch of the Chinese toon tree could not be folded, so he had to forcefully pull the branch over, and when he let go, the branch stretched out again, and then he pulled it over and then stretched out again. past.Dog urine moss was sweating all over his head. He got angry, untied his trouser belt from his waist, and tied the branches around the pole. Gou Niati feels very proud, maybe in the future, Ba Cao will not seduce Xing Kai, and Xing Kai will no longer pester Ba Cao.He walked home and passed the gate of Tianbu's courtyard. Why is there still a tree growing in front of the screen wall, but there is no tree in front of the screen wall? The dog pee moss stopped, it was not a tree, but a light guard.Keeping the lamp bent down in front of the vines, as if he was thinking about something, immediately stood up and walked away, without making a sound and without a trace.Gouyumo was stunned for a long time, not understanding why Shoudeng had to bend down at the gate of Tianbu’s courtyard, because he found that before Shoudeng, every time he passed by the gate of Tianbu’s courtyard, he would spit and stop without stopping. walked past.The dog urine moss approached, the screen wall was in good condition, the vines were also in good condition, the fog covered the ground, and the things on the ground could not be seen clearly, but when he lifted the vine casually, the vine was lifted out gently, and he squatted nervously I touched the roots of the vines with my hands, and all the roots were broken, and they were all cut off in the soil with a knife.Goupimos was a little frightened, and hurriedly left the screen wall, and the fog wrapped him up, and they rolled together in the alleyway.