Chapter 10 Section 10

There is a reason why Bacao's business has suddenly improved. Niu Ling doesn't know, and he knows about dog urine moss, but he swore to Bacao, and he can't even say the words. Every morning when Ba Cao came out of the old house, he would lift the stone lock in front of the door. The stone lock weighed more than forty catties, and the tendon of his arm was lumpy.The dog urine moss carried the urine bucket to pour the raw urine at night on the onion ridge of the private plot. After passing by the gate of the old house of Bacao, the length and width of picking up the excrement were there and said: Bacao, practice again? Bacao said: Yes .Changkuan said: "That blind force! Farmers, if you have the time, you can also hoe the wheat in your private plot."Bacao said: Pick up your dung! Chang Kuan blushed, and said: Stupid dog pretending to be a wolf dog! Go away.But Gou Nia Tei thinks that Ba Tsao is a wolf dog. He wants to please Ba Tsao, put down the urine bucket, kick there, and say: Can you lift a hundred times? Ba Tsao said: Do you like to watch? Gou Nia Tei said: Love Look.But Bacao thumped the stone lock on the ground, stopped lifting it, entered the door, put on a quilt, and went to the cabin on the road.

Bacao's temper is strange, Goupiamos is not angry, but Bacao is covered with a quilt, is it because he doesn't have a thick padded jacket, is he cold, or is he going to sleep in the cabin at night, Goupiamos can't guess.Ba Cao put on a quilt and strode out of the alleyway. The quilt would float up when the wind blew up. Gou Uitai thought it was very beautiful, as if he was flying, and he was about to fly into the sky. Gou Niati followed closely, wanting to speak to Ba Cao, but didn't know what to say for a while, and suddenly thought that someone else went to Nanshan to exchange rice for rice, and hoped that Ba Cao could go too, and lead him when he went.Bacao stopped his feet, looked at him, and said: Do you want to change the bagu? The dog pee moss said: Yes, let's go to Nanshan.Bacao said: Why go to Nanshan?!

Gou Niati didn’t expect that Ba Cao would tell him a secret. If you exchange rice for grain, you can exchange it in the cabin, but a catty of rice can be exchanged for a catty and a half of grain, and you can also buy and sell it. Buy a catty of grain for 20 cents.It turns out that the small wooden house has already been in the grain business, and the transaction of buying and selling has been successful, and there is no requirement to take part in it. Those who come to ride bicycles and pull carts must have a tire repaired, and those who come on foot with a basket on their backs and cloth bags have to have their shoes repaired. .Goupiati told the news to his mother-in-law, and proposed to exchange some more rice after grinding some rice, but the mother-in-law did not praise him for knowing how to worry about family affairs, but said: Why are you so troublesome! Eat less half a catty and a few more Are you starving to death?! Gou Uitao said: Are you starving to death? If you don’t go, I’ll go! The mother-in-law said: You dare! There are many.The rice is kept by my mother-in-law. She plans to make a meal of rice porridge every half a month, and she also plans to have a meal of steamed rice on his birthday.The dog pee moss refused to listen to her mother-in-law's persuasion, but wanted to move the rice. The mother-in-law was cutting paper flowers on the kang, and when she was in a hurry, she threw the scissors in her hand, and wanted to throw them on the cabinet cover to scare the dog pee moss.After throwing it, it landed on Gou Diamo's body, and the scissors stuck in Gou Diamo's leg, and Gou Diamo sat on the ground with a click.The mother-in-law was terrified at the time, and rushed over to see that the scissors had torn the cotton trousers, and the leg was not bruised, but there was a bruised lump.The mother-in-law lay down and licked the green lump with her tongue, saying that the saliva was good, and the green lump dissipated after licking it. She kept asking if it hurt, or did it still hurt? Weeping and screaming on purpose, and when the mother-in-law turned pale with fright, he said it was okay, and the more he said it was okay, the mother-in-law hated himself for missing, hugged the dog and cried.

On the second day, Gou Diamo went home for dinner, and my mother-in-law made a meal of rice porridge.At noon on the third day, as soon as he entered the door, his mother-in-law had already brought a bowl to eat, and put a bowl for him on the pot table, and kept an empty bowl to keep warm. When he opened it, it was rice noodles. Boiled noodles, a big thick bowl. Gou Uitai said: Po, Po, the production team has our share in the relief food this time? The mother-in-law said: When did you have our share?! The dog urine moss said: How can I eat well continuously? The mother-in-law said: Your ears are dry, if you don’t eat better, you will starve to death!

The dog pee moss couldn't see his ears, he touched it with his hand, it was dry, and said: It's frozen! He ate it voraciously, he felt that the bowl of rice was so delicious, he ate the other before he swallowed it Going in, there seems to be a hand stretched out in the throat, trying to pull in both the rice and the bowl.After eating a bowl of rice, his head was steaming, and when he went to put it in the pot again, he was able to jump from under the lilac tree to the steps of the upper room with an empty bowl in his hand. The mother-in-law said: You are crazy, you are crazy The dog urine moss walked in front of the mother-in-law, but the rice soup and vegetables in the mother-in-law's bowl were mushy, and there was only a short noodle in it, floating like a fish.Goupiati was stunned, and said: Mother, you didn't eat noodles? The mother said: I first scooped up the noodles and ate them.Goupiati went into the kitchen and found that there were only rice soup and vegetables in the pot. Knowing that my mother-in-law had fished out all the rice and noodles for him to eat, she took the chili bottle and said, "Mother-in-law, I will get you some chili peppers." .The chili peppers are deep-fried, and the dog urine moss put a lump of chili pepper in the rice bowl of the mother-in-law, and another lump of chili pepper, and the fishy oil floated up. There was too much oil, but it was so spicy that the mother-in-law couldn't eat it.

From then on, every time Gou Diamos ate, he was not happy when he saw the rice was thick, and he was annoyed when he saw his mother-in-law scooping thick food for him again.The mother-in-law returned to the kind of thin soup with little water. When the dog urine moss was eating, he purred loudly on purpose. It’s the same! The mother-in-law said: Don’t say that Keeping the Lantern is a big man! Don’t say that Keeping the Lantern is a big dog, but that he is going to the branch secretary’s house. The branch secretary’s house has old newspapers that his son brought home from Luo Town. Let’s see if it’s okay. Get a few paper-cut flowers from your grandmother.The dog urine moss ran out in a hurry, the mother-in-law said, run slowly, don't run away and lose a bowl of rice again.Of course, in the alleyway, Goupiati will meet so many people eating with bowls. As long as Bald Jin is there, Baldy Jin must have cooked thick rice. You must ask: Have you eaten Goupiati? Goupiati said: Yes .The bald man said: Open your mouth, open your mouth! The dog pee moss opened his mouth, and the bald man Jin said: The gap between the teeth is bare, and you drink rice soup again? The dog pee moss thought to himself, isn’t the rice soup a meal? If you can save a little, you will have more food at home. If you can eat one meal a day without feeling hungry, that would be great, but you say: eat noodles, rice noodles!

Gou Niati didn't mention the matter of exchanging rice for corn again, and if someone was trading in the cabin, Gou Niati deliberately didn't go there to be lively.What the mother-in-law said is right, the matter of the log cabin grain trade is finally a mess. It was dawn, the sky was still numb, and the chickens were chattering in the shed. They were saying that the branch on the left of the lilac tree and the branch on the right got married again, and they pulled together when the wind blows during the day. I haven't parted all night.Their chattering caused the lilac branches to part, and three leaves on the left branch and one leaf on the right branch shyly fell off.The dog pee moss has a stomachache. My mother-in-law said that the stomachache is caused by feces, and it will be fine to take a bath.The dog peeed moss in the toilet and did not poop out but a nest of worms, but the worms were hanging from the anus and couldn’t be pulled out. They barked loudly, and the chickens in the shed barked too. The woman came out and stepped on the worms with her feet. Said: Get up, get up! The dog peeed moss and stood up, feeling a rope pulling out from the stomach, looking back, three roundworms twisted together and moved on the ground.The mother-in-law said: I said that if you eat so much meat, you will not grow meat, and the rice will be eaten by insects.The dog pee moss was frightened and said: Worms eat my food? The mother-in-law said: When will I go to the store in Kaihe to buy you a pagoda candy.Pagoda candy is a medicine for poisoning roundworms, but it was candy. Tugen's youngest son had eaten it, and the dog urine moss asked for it from others, but they didn't give it to him.Now that the mother-in-law wants to buy one, she feels a sweet taste in her mouth, but she says: How much does it cost? Before the mother-in-law can tell the amount, there is a burst of gongs beating.

In fact, it wasn't the sound of a gong. The branch secretary hit a tin bucket that wasn't filled with kerosene with a mallet.Every morning, the branch secretary puts on a cotton robe and walks around the village. He needs to understand the production issues in the village, security issues, and the construction of village kilns, such as where to plant a tree, whether it is a locust tree or a tung tree, which roadway is rainy Waterlogging, need padding, someone’s wall has lost a piece, it needs to be repaired as soon as possible, it’s not only ugly, how can the slogan on the wall be missing three words? This morning he turned to the village by the side On the bank, I watched the white mist on the road to the south. As soon as I lit a pot of smoke, the fog lightened up, and the lighter it became, the whiter it became. It shows the peaks, cliff corners, slopes, depressions, and trees on the depressions.The branch secretary is not as educated as Bacao and Shuipi, but he also said: The mountains and rivers of the motherland are so lovely! Then I found a pack of wolves not far from him under the bank.This group of wolves probably came from the direction of Xiahewan, originally they passed by the bank of the hill and went down to Yijialing, but the branch secretary looked at these wolves, and the group of wolves also saw the branch secretary, but stood still.The branch secretary was worried that the wolves were hungry and wanted to go into the village to pull pigs and eat chickens, so he went to Kaihe's house and asked for an empty tin bucket of kerosene and knocked it on.

With the sound of shouting, Gou Niai quickly pulled up his pants and entered the room, and the mother-in-law and grandson closed the door.After staying for a while, the mother-in-law said that she had to go out, otherwise everyone else would chase the wolves, and it would be bad for her not to go, so she took a hammer and wanted to go out.The dog urine moss also wanted to go, but the mother-in-law refused to let her go, so she went out and locked the courtyard door. The people of Gulu Village chased away the wolves collectively, and the wolves poured streaks of white feces on the edge of the canal on the river beach, and then ran across the foot of Yijiao Ridge.And at noon, I followed to the cabin on the road.Someone in the small wooden house was exchanging rice for corn, and the person who took the corn was from Nanshan. It seemed that this person came here the first day and stayed in the small wooden house at night, while the rice recipients included people from Xiahewan and Xichuan Village.They had just weighed the rice with a scale when the nurse stepped in and said, "Okay, there really is a black market! People from Nanshan, Xiahewan, and Xichuan villages were all frightened and wanted to run away, but Bacao blocked the door, so they said : Who is the black market, who? The nursing home said: I caught it right, and I still talk hard?! To snatch the grain bag, the bully said: What are you doing? This is my food.The nurse said, "Do you have this much grain? You didn't take the grain cloth bag, but you took the scale, and folded the scale beam on the leg. After folding it, it didn't break."Bacao said: You break it, if you dare to break the scale, I will break your neck! The nurse said: Bacao, let me tell you, you have been aware of the black market here for a long time. The captain asked me to do the reconnaissance, but I didn't expect... Ba Cao rushed to grab the scale, and pushed the nurse to the ground in one fell swoop.The nurse shouted loudly: You hit me? You hit me?! Bacao ignored him and told people from Nanshan and Xiahewan and Xichuan villages to leave quickly.They coaxed away.The nurse grabbed Bacao and said: You let them go?! He yelled again: Beating people, Bacao beating people! Bacao said: Call again? The nursing home stopped shouting and said: I was ordered to come Yes, you let him go, how do you tell me to go back? You follow me to meet the party secretary and the team leader! The bully said: See you soon, the party secretary and team leader eats people?!

The two walked into the village, and when they reached Sanchazi Alley, there was no one in front or behind, Bacao suddenly pushed the guard against the wall of a courtyard, and slapped him twice.The nurse didn't take care, his face was flushed by the fan, and he was stunned, but he didn't make a sound.Bacao said: I didn't hit you just now, but you yelled that I did, so I have to put your words on hold.The nursing home didn't dare to shout anymore, and watched Ba Cao swagger home. When eating lunch, many villagers ate bowls in the alleyway, full of voices to ban the black market of cabins, some diners put down their bowls, and some still held their bowls, coaxing them, followed by Man Basin to go, to see the fun.Full pot in the small wooden house to warn the tyrant: the black market must be stopped. If it is found that the grain is still being traded, Gulu Village will report to the Luo Town Commune. The commune will hold a meeting to criticize you. But Gulu Village demolished this small wooden house! Of course Bacao refused to accept it, he kicked the door leaf and shouted: You demolish it, your captain Niu X, demolish my skeleton too! The door leaf was kicked out There was a hole, and one foot went through the hole. The person couldn't stand still, fell to the ground, and knocked down the tea pot on the stone table at the door, and the tea pot shook.The onlookers saw the jar shaking and said, "Jar, jar! But no one helped, not even the overlord, and the jar fell and shattered."Bacao said: You will have to pay the price for this pot one day! Dog pee, dog pee! Are you there? Gou pee said behind the crowd: Yes! Bacao said: Call the branch secretary here ! Go call the branch secretary!

Goupimos went to the village to look for the branch secretary. The branch secretary was asking Lao Shun to shave his head and face in his own yard. His face had a lot of loose skin, and Lao Shun pulled his upper lip like a piece of rubber, half of his face was pulled aside. .Gou Uitai told about the things in the cabin, and the party secretary asked Lao Shun to prepare the blade, saying: I let the basin full.Goupiamos said: You can exchange corn in Nanshan, but why can’t you exchange it in a small wooden house? The branch secretary said: Nanshan is not Gulu Village, I don’t care, I have to change to Nanshan, there can’t be capitalism in Gulu Village, and there can’t even be a tail Yes! Goupiati said: Then why? The branch secretary said: Why? Did you chase the wolves out in the morning? Goupiati said: I didn’t.The branch secretary said: "Should we destroy wolves when we see them? We should destroy them! Can we completely destroy wolves? We can't! Since wolves should be destroyed but can't be destroyed, then wolves have passed through the ancient furnace. We only guarantee that wolves will not enter us." Village, just throw them out of the village boundary.You go tell Bacao, nail his shoes obediently if your eyes are bright, and don’t cause trouble for me! Go, just tell him that, according to my words! Goupimos didn't dare to say what he said, so he simply didn't go to the cabin. But in the evening, I couldn't let it go, and went to the cabin again. I heard someone arguing in the cabin from afar, it seemed to be Bacao and Xingkai. It’s coming? Dog urine moss is looking for a place to hide himself. There are no trees on the side of the road, and the grass is withered. A few dry stalks shake copper sounds in the wind, and he lies in the ditch, lying down. Like a stone.Goupiamos heard the tyrant scolding the sky and the earth, yelling that he was not born at the right time, why are there no landlords and bullies now? If it were the old society, he would pull a gun up the mountain and become a bandit! Why don’t you fight now? If During the war years, he must be a hero. The soldier became the squad leader, the squad leader became the company commander, and the regiment commander, battalion commander, division commander, and army commander.Now Gulu Village is losing him, the party secretary and the team leader are losing him! He said that he has dealt with many traffic accidents on the road, and only used his three straw mats to collect the corpses, but when did the team leader get into a car accident? What if he got into a car accident? , He just went over to get half a bad seat to cover, and ignored everything else.Of course Xing Kai doesn’t like to hear this. If you say you scold others, I don’t care if you scold me, I’ll be annoyed! Gou Niaoti said in his heart: Just annoyed? He should twist his mouth when he said such poisonous words! But , Xing Kai twisted Bacao's mouth, Goupimos didn't know, but Xingkai quarreled with Bacao later, and Bacao scolded Xingkai again, there was a bang bang bang sound, as if pulling , Knocked down the stool, the sliding door opened with a whimper, and closed with a bang, followed by a loud slap across the face.Gou Uitai felt his face was burning hot, he didn't know whether it was Bacao who slapped Xingkai or Xingkai slapped Bacao, he raised his head to look at the door of the cabin, the sky was blurred like it was wiped Ashes from the bottom of the pot, Ba Cao and Xing Kai stood at the door of the cabin.The two stood facing each other, so close to each other, Bacao was tall, a lot taller than Xing Kai, but Xing Kai's hair was raised and he didn't move.It is certain that Bacao slapped Xing Kai's face, but Xing Kai didn't even yell or move, and stretched out his face to Bacao: You hit! You hit! Dog urine moss almost jumped out of the ditch, dog Do you dare to open the apricot? You opened the apricot? He heard all the things in the night at the same time, the wormwood, the earth weir, the earthworms crawling out of the earth weir, the water in the river, the stones, Chi Yu and a hare fleeing in the distance were running and stopped, turning around, they were all angrily denouncing the bully.But why didn't Xing Kai fight back, why didn't he walk away, and just let Bacao beat her like that? Goupitai usually talks to Xingkai, and Xingkai always chokes him or despises him, but Bacao treats her like this, but she If you don't fight back and don't walk away, Goupimo feels that the world is unfair and hard to understand.Let's fight then, sure enough Ba Cao slapped him again, Xing Kai still raised his head and did not move, Ba Cao raised his hand again and stopped in mid-air, the sound of rapid and thick breathing was transmitted in the air.The dog pee moss slowly got up from the ditch. The frost tide must have covered his body and hair with a layer of white, and his hands and feet were stiff, but he did not approach the cabin, but walked silently towards the village.The night gave the dog urine moss a soapy coat, and Bacao and Xingkai didn't notice his departure. The clump of grass pulled his trousers, and he said in his heart: It's okay if you beat him, but if you beat them, they won't be together up. Someone in the alleyway is singing Qin opera: his uncle and his second uncle are both his uncles, the high tables and low stools are all made of wood, and those who are kings come out with their butts facing backwards in order to put their stomachs in front.It's Manpan! Manpen can sing a few words, which Goupimos didn't expect. He yelled: Brother Manpen! Manpen ignored him and stood by a urinal pool outside the toilet to urinate.He called again: Captain! After calling the captain, he still ignored him.The dog urine moss also stood by the urinal to take out urine.The dog pee moss said: You are peeing! A basin full of urine is rushing in the urinal.The dog urine moss said: You shake it! The basin is full of things and the trousers are tied, and he said in a rough voice: "Don't talk nonsense for me in the dark at midnight! Turn around and leave."The dog urine moss was so embarrassing that he was going to tell Manpen about Bacao and Xingkai's quarrel, but hey, he didn't tell. The next day, Ma Shaoniang was buried.There is nothing interesting about burying people. Over the years, Gulu Village has had a lot of deaths, but what is rare for Goupimos is that they can have a music class to play, and then have a good meal.There is a sounder class in Xiahewan, which costs ten yuan a time. According to the regulations, all the girls are married women. Last year, sister Ma Shao’s house caught fire and burned down three rooms. Go to the ringer class.The villagers scolded Sister Ma Shao for being unfilial, and the dog urine moss also scolded Sister Ma Shao for being unfilial. Finally, we started to sit. A table and eight chairs were set up in the upper room. They were the only furniture in Ma Shao's house, and they were used by the branch secretary, team leader and a few old people.The rest of the people didn't have a table, so they turned over the baskets to put the dishes and bowls in the yard. There were only three baskets, and two were borrowed from the next door. Not enough, bald Jin said: Bring the charcoal tank! Goupimos immediately went to the kitchen stove to pick up a charcoal tank.Bald Jin said: Come here for those who are not sitting, I will draw you a table, do you want a round one or a square one? Thimble and Tian Ya said: If you want a round one, there are more people sitting on the round table.Gou Uitao said: Square! The bald man didn't draw the golden round table, so he changed it to a square one, but he said to Gou Uitao: What are you doing here? Gou Uitai said: Sit on the table.Bald Jin said: You didn't carry the coffin and didn't dig the tomb. What kind of mat did you sit on? The dog pee moss said: I borrowed the basket from the next door, and I brought the firewood for the stove! Baldy Jin ignored the dog pee moss, Announced loudly in the courtyard: Ma Shao’s family has a tight life, and there are few seats in the small courtyard. Each family will have a representative, and everyone will take care of it. The poor and lower-middle peasants will take the seats first! The good square table is wiped out.Bald Jin said: What are you doing, what are you doing? Goupimosai said: It's the charcoal trough I took! Walked out of the courtyard gate. Niu Ling was breaking sticks from a broom outside the door to make chopsticks, and Goupimo asked him to follow him. Niu Ling said that he wanted to eat, and he would leave after eating.Gou Uitao said: What is there to eat, isn’t it just rice porridge and a few plates of radish slices? I’ll give you scrambled eggs, and I have eggs at home! Niu Ling said: There are eggs. Some flour, take some flour from the noodle tank, your mother-in-law can't tell.If you are willing, let's go to my house to bake pancakes, and I will go with you.Goupiati said: OK! Pull the cowbell and leave, and the cowbell also said: How big are the pancakes? This is big?! With his hands, Goupiati said: This is big.I also made a gesture, but the cowbell thought it was a small gesture.The two were arguing and bargaining as they walked. Suddenly, Niu Ling said, "Why did I smell tofu?" They walked to the door of Kaihe's house. Because Kaihe opened a consignment store, he also grinds tofu and sells it on weekdays. He is the only one in Gulu Village. The family approved the sale of tofu.As soon as Niu Ling said, the dog urine moss also smelled the smell of tofu, and the two turned their heads to look into the Kaihe family yard, but saw Yebacao and Shui Pi eating tofu there, and they couldn't move their feet immediately. Shuipi is going to celebrate his birthday, and he is going to buy half a catty of tofu at Kaihe’s house. He passes by the door of Bacao’s old house. Bacao mixed white clay to paint the facade wall. As he was brushing, the brush in his hand fell to the wall with a bang. White spots all over the body.Shuipi was stunned, and said: Paint the walls? Bacao said: Paint the fuck*! Shuipi said: Clean up the house, are you planning to get married? Bacao said: Fuck*! Shuipi said: Oh, Angry miles.Hurry up to Kaihe's house.Bacao said: Don't leave! Shuipi said: I'm going to Kaihe's to buy tofu.The voice trembled as if begging for mercy.Bacao said: Am I a wolf? He laughed, patted Shuipi on the shoulder, and said: I will go too, to buy a pack of cigarettes.Shuipi said: Eat cigarettes?! Bacao said: Should I eat it, or can’t afford it? Shuipi said: If I can afford it, I should eat it too! When I arrived at Kaihe’s house, Bacao bought sheep for nine cents Brand cigarettes, tore open on the spot, distributed one to Kaihe and one to Shuipi, and started to light and eat by himself.Shui Pi saw that the domineering temper had eased, and tentatively asked Ba Cao if he was planning to get married by brushing the facade wall? Ba Cao didn't respond, he just ate cigarettes.Shuipi said again, "Is it just apricot blooming?" Bacao still didn't respond, eating cigarettes.But Kaihe interrupted and asked Shuipi: Bacao wants to marry Xingkai? Is there such a thing? Why didn’t I know? Shuipi said: What do you know?! He eats cigarettes and doesn’t talk, just say: Bacao, what he said is true? Why don’t you speak, and talk to ordinary people?! Bacao takes the cigarette away from his mouth and says: What x cigarettes are you selling, I Can talk? As soon as you talk, the smoke goes out! Open and close, said: This is the smoke I entered, not the smoke I made.Bacao squinted and said to Shuipi: Do you think Xingkai is good? Shuipi said: Well, there is no one in Gulu Village who is better than Xingkai, and no one in Xiahewan is better than Xingkai.Bacao said: What about Luo Town, the county seat, and the province? Shuipi said: Scary, you eat in the bowl and look in the pot! Bacao said: If you want to find, find the best woman! Shuipi was shocked , Then he laughed and said: Brother Bacao is very ambitious! I bought half a catty of tofu, broke off a corner of the tofu, and separated again. I ate half of it myself and let Bacao eat the other half. The cold tofu tasted like cold tofu, and the two of them ate their mouths full of white slag. They opened and closed a bowl of water for them to rinse their mouths. Shuipi took a sip first, and stirred his tongue back and forth. After moving around for a long time, he swallowed with a grunt, and said : Brother Bacao, if you let go, how much tofu can you eat at one time? Bacao said: A piece of tofu.A piece of tofu is a box of tofu, and a box of tofu is 20 catties. Shuipi said: "The chicken standing on the wheat pile can only eat that crop."Bacao said: You bastard, don't you believe me?! Shuipi said: You can eat a whole tofu, I will pay for the tofu, and I will give you another three yuan.Bacao said: You have fart money.Shuipi said: I'll give you the pen! Bacao said: It's a deal! I can't eat, I'll pay for the tofu, I have a few books with me, you take them, and then slip through your crotch.Shui Pi said: There is a condition, you have to eat while walking, and you have to finish eating at the door of your small wooden house without urinating.At the moment, Bacao asked Kaihe to move out a piece of tofu, without cutting it with a knife, he stretched out his hand to break off a piece of tofu and ate it, saying: Beautiful! Seeing the dog pee moss and the cowbell standing outside the gate, he opened his mouth proudly, the mouth was completely white, and said: Come, come here! Gouiamo and Niuling walked in, thinking that Bacao was going to treat them, and stood in front of the tofu box, swallowing, but Bacao asked them to carry the tofu box to his cabin.Shuipi warned: only lift, not steal, this is a bet.Goupiati said: I know! The four of them went out together, with Goupiati and Cowbell carrying the box in front, Bacao behind, and Shuipi behind.Bacao broke off a piece of tofu and ate it, and then he ate another piece of tofu. The smell of the tofu was immediately smelled by the birds on the tree, the ants on the ground, chickens, dogs, and pigs. They flew in the air and followed on the ground.Ahh! Bacao sneezed, his mouth was full of tofu dregs, the bird fell down, and the chicken rushed forward.Shuipi said: You did it on purpose! Bacao said: I still can't bear to part with the scum that I spewed out.Who is this missing me? Shuipi said: Xingkai misses you! Bacao said: She misses me, so I just ignore her.Goupiamos said in his heart: Fart! Xingkai never misses you! Shuipi said: Then who do you want to talk to? Bacao said: Peony.Peony is the sister who keeps the lamp.Goupiamos said: Peony?! Shuipi said: Bacao chased after him, almost caught up with him.Goupiamos said: Isn’t it close? Bacao said: If I didn’t think she had a high composition, she might have given birth to three babies for me now! Niu Ling said: Brother Bacao can blow! Bacao said: Blow? But he grinned and said: Ignore Peony, damn it, why can’t we have sex with a good woman?! Gou Niati knows that Bacao is Xingkai and doesn’t want to get along with him, so he said that on purpose, so he left Take a bite.But Bacao seemed to be on fire, so he began to scold Mudan loudly, saying that Mudan married into the city and changed her status. Why didn't she let her descendants skin the peasants from now on? The son of the branch secretary, said that he is so ugly, isn’t it just a job, and he can find a female teacher in Luo Town when he takes over the country’s job?! He yelled and cursed, but everyone kept silent, and the tofu scum was splashed on the dog’s urine moss On the back of his hand, he pretended to wipe his nose while switching hands to carry the box, and licked the tofu dregs with his tongue.Niu Ling sniffed vigorously, unable to resist the smell of tofu, so he stopped, refusing to leave.Bacao said: Go forward! Niu Ling said: My hand hurts.Bacao became angry again, cursing: Get out! Niu Ling left.The dog pee moss can't go, if it was someone else, he would have left long ago, but the tofu eater in front of him is Ba Cao, he can't go the dog pee moss, so he just hugged the tofu box by himself.Ba Cao had already eaten half of it, so he slowed down and stopped from time to time, holding a piece of tofu to watch, gasping for breath, and then began to eat.In the distance, at the gate of Heihou’s house, the daughter-in-law and child were standing behind him. The child said: I want to eat tofu! The wife pulled the child in through the door, probably slapping the child’s buttocks, and there was a burst of crying.Shuipi kept staring at Bacao, and said, "It's not enough, is it not enough?" Bacao stopped talking and broke another piece of tofu.At this moment, Gou Niati put the tofu box on the ground and waited for Ba Cao to continue eating, but kept his head down, unwilling to see Ba ​​Cao's mouth, thinking, Ba Cao would win Shui Pi, let Shui Pi take it out Let's take out the pen! I thought again, if Bacao really can't eat it, he might eat a piece of the leftover tofu.However, Bacao swallowed the tofu in his mouth, broke off another piece and walked forward, so he carried the box and walked forward.In this way, he walked all the way to the stone lion at the south entrance of the village. There was only one piece of tofu left in the wooden box.Leaning on the stone lion and eating again, he actually swallowed the last piece of tofu, unable to swallow it, and pretended to vomit.Shui Pi said: If you vomit, you lose.Ba Cao stared at Shui Pi, swallowed with difficulty, and finally swallowed.Shuipi said: Open your mouth, open your mouth! Bacao didn't open his mouth, but slowly fell on the stone lion, slipped down from the stone lion and lay on the ground.The dog pee moss wanted to help him up, and Bacao said: Don't dare to move, don't dare to move.His voice was as low as that of a mosquito, and his eyes were fixed.Both Gouiati and Shuipi panicked, and Goupiati said: He is going to die, eating people to death! Shuipi shook his hand on Bacao's face and said: Brother Bacao, you are the one who killed the tiger, you Don't scare me! Just let the dog pee moss and hurry to ask someone to lift the trough. Ba Cao is a bachelor, and the dog urine moss didn't know who to call to carry it. First, he ran outside Xing Kai's house, thinking that Ba Cao and Xing Kai had already fallen out, and Xing Kai couldn't let this matter go, so he ran to call Bald gold.When the bald man Jin was away, Banxiang carried a basket of pig bran out of the firewood shed. Hearing what Goupiatai said, he put down the basket and left. , Let the dog pee carry it, the dog pee is small, one high and one low, and it can't go forward, Ban Xiang put the door back by himself, and let the dog go call someone again.Gou Niati wanted to call Zao Huo, but he met Lao Shun on the way, and Lao Shun said, "Oh wolf, it's urgent!" Gou Nia Tei said, "I'm going to die of eating tofu!" Lao Shun said, "What are you talking about?" Can you eat dead people? Just don't believe it.When Banxiang came over with the door leaf on his back, Lao Shun asked again, "How much tofu did you eat?" Goupimo said, "Twenty catties."Lao Shun said: "The pigs eat so much!" He helped Banxiang carry the door to the entrance of the village, and said: "Can people eat to death? Why don't you let me die!"