Chapter 9 Section 9

At Laoshun's house, the white-haired dog really didn't eat or drink, lying on the ground listlessly, and when it saw the dog peeing, it suddenly barked.Lao Shun said: Look, it made you angry! The dog pee moss said: I didn't cut your hair, did you tell me that I was wronged? The white-haired dog stopped biting and barked.Goupiamos said: I know you can't stand it, you get up, you get up and walk, let me see.Oh, is it beautiful after a haircut? Who says it’s not beautiful, it’s beautiful! The white-haired dog only walked a few steps, and then lay down on the ground again.Lao Shun said: If you are ugly, you should be ugly. Doesn’t the hair grow back after winter? Get up, get up! It won’t get up.Lao Shun wanted to drive it out of the courtyard gate, but it didn't go out, Lao Shun was so angry that he kicked it, and when he got up, he went to the firewood hut.The dog pee moss said: We all have to say it is beautiful, and if you talk too much, it thinks it is beautiful.He also went to the firewood hut by himself, chattering and talking to the dog, and Lao Shun was so worried that he ate cigarettes under the tree.After eating a pot, the white-haired dog came out of the firewood hut, and stood at the gate of the courtyard, yelling loudly, making the alley buzz.

When the dog urine moss also came out of the firewood hut, Lao Shun said doubtfully: "What did you say when you went in? It is fine?" You are a shit-eating dog! I was born in a bad family, and I will be born in a bad family for the rest of my life. Am I still alive? You don’t have a hair, so you’re dying of pain?! Go to hell, you’ll still have dogs in this world, Gu There is still a dog king in Furnace Village! It will be fine.Lao Shun just laughed and said: This bitch can eat hard but not soft.You will take it with you in the past few days, and then adjust it.I am afraid that you Broken (Bone Spring) was born by a dog, and you can really talk to the dog.Dog urine moss said: It's not that I was born by dogs, it's that dogs are born by people.Gou Niati called the white-haired dog over to touch its head, and it also stuck out its tongue to lick Gou Uitai's feet, but Gou Uitai said: You let me take the dog, I'm still hungry.Lao Shun said: Hey, are you paying me for the broken condyle? I'll give you three steamed sweet potatoes.Dog urine moss said: You are still twisting my ears! What else is delicious? Lao Shun said: There are also fried noodles.

Gou Uitai didn't want to eat fried noodles, so he led the dog away, eating sweet potatoes while walking, passing by Tianbu's house, thinking that Tianbu's daughter-in-law didn't let him eat, he got angry again, and told the white-haired dog : Bite her chickens! A group of chickens were looking for food, and the white-haired dog suddenly jumped on it and grabbed a chicken.Gou Niati hurriedly beat the dog again. The dog put down the chicken and dropped some chicken feathers. Niu Ling was at home, squatting on the Chubushi and looking at the corner of the courtyard wall. When he saw the dog peeing moss coming in, he hissed and refused to speak.The dog urine moss said: What are you doing? The cow bell said: You are not allowed to speak. When you speak, the mouse will run away! The dog urine moss said: If the mouse does not run away, you still keep it? If there are mice in the house, it proves that the family is rich.I raised a nest of mice, and I only stole food from Tianbu's house. I planed half a liter of wheat in the mouse's nest.Goupimos said: It would be better to steal a bucket of wheat from him! But when the two were talking, the white-haired dog rushed over, and a mouse rushed past like a shadow, and got into the upper door of Niu Ling's house.Niu Ling took the broom and beat the white-haired dog, saying: "It's really a dog catching mice and meddling in its own business! Why did Lao Shun's dog become so ugly?"

Dog urine moss said: Don't say it is ugly! Niu Ling said: If you can't be scolded by others, why can't you be a dog? Dog urine moss: Lao Shun asked me to take care of the dog for a few days, and scolding it is scolding me. Niu Ling said: Oh, you are brothers. To the west is Baizi's house. Baizi was burning porcelain in the kiln. After returning for a long time, he cut branches and strands from the pagoda tree in front of the door.Standing on the tree, you can see the toilet of Hulu’s house in front. Hulu’s daughter-in-law is squatting there, her butt is like a big white stone, and she hangs an ax on a branch, thinking that the world is unfair, and Hulu’s daughter-in-law can be filial to her mother , the person is still so good-looking, so I just took one more look, hoping that the woman would pee in the Yangtze River, and squatted all the time.At this time, the good man passed under the tree, and the good man said, "Taizi, don't you want to burn the kiln?"When I came back to my senses, I hurriedly said: I asked for leave, and cut some tree branches to build a chicken shed.The good man said: I heard that you and Ming Tang had a quarrel. The kiln firing together is due to fate. What's the matter?Baizi said, who bullied me? I'll shoot him to death with a brick! The good man said: It's not good to use force hard, but you have to be calm, Baizi!The pendulum said: I won't chop it up, you pass it.The good man had just lifted his foot and walked two steps, but the ax hanging on the branch of the tree fell down, rubbing the good man's back and falling to the ground.

Baizi hurriedly slipped down the tree to see if he had hurt the good man? No.He sat on the ground and said: I was scared to death, I was scared to death! The good man said nothing, and then said: Let me wipe my sweat, I have cold water on my head.Bai Zi hurriedly bowed to make amends, and the good man said: I am really lucky! I almost lost my old life.I will have good things in the future, isn't this "Fu (axe) comes from the sky"? I just laughed.When Baizi saw that the good man was smiling, he started to laugh too, saying: You are such a good man, you think of the best in everything.The good man said: Looking for benefits to open the way to heaven?Baizi handed over the smoke pot, but there was no fire. When he saw the dog pee moss and the cow bell coming out of the gate of the cow bell's house, he called for matchlock and matchlock.Gouiamos took the fire rope and said: My name is Fire Rope?!

Baizi was very attentive, asking the good man where you had been, and the good man told the daughter-in-law in the nursing home that he was sick.Goupiamos said, you are going to say you are sick again? Why didn't you say that Ma Shao is sick? Everyone died in the morning.Baizi said: go, go, sickness is sickness, fate is fate, and even the heavenly king and Lao Tzu can't cure it.You said that the daughter-in-law in the nursing home was sick, but she was still seriously ill? The kind man said: It is serious, she has sores and tuberculosis.Baizi said: She is not filial to her parents-in-law, whoever is not sick will be sick? The good man said: She is not satisfied with her mother-in-law and the nursing home.I told her, mother-in-law and husband are your gods, if you are not satisfied with them, you are hurting heaven.You have to know that my mother-in-law is meddling in her own business, and she hopes for your well-being, so how can she be bothered? At this point, she nodded. You have to blame yourself for this sore tuberculosis.She asked why she blamed herself? I told her, tell the sky that you are not good, that you are not considerate of your husband. Such a thick layer of scale armor.She said that she asked the nursing home to wash the mileage, and the nursing home said that it was rich and dirty, and once it was washed, it would not be rich.I said, so your family is rich now? Others have salt to eat, but your family has had light food for a month.She said how do you know this? I said of course I know, the nursing home has seen people complaining, saying that this situation is for a daughter-in-law, if you don't find a good wife, you will die.She said that he still has the face to complain. As a wife, I didn’t fulfill my responsibilities one night, but what did he take home for me every day as a husband? ?! Baizi said: There is tiger meat.Goupiamos said: Tiger meat, how can there be tigers now? Baizi said: Tigress! It’s strange, the women in Gulu Village are all tigress! The good man also laughed and said: I will train her, I will I'm here to tell you about your illness, but she says a few words when I say one thing! If she says it, then you say it.I said that you are not considerate of your husband, and you don’t take care of your mother-in-law. Did you pour the urinal for your mother-in-law in the morning? Did you eat and drink when your mother-in-law was sick? Unable to digest the stomach, suffering from hiccups and snoring.She was anxious again and wanted to argue with me. I said, listen to me, if you want to recover from illness, listen to me.She stopped talking, and I said, you tell the sky that you are wrong, that you are not considerate of your husband, why you do not take care of your mother-in-law, the more detailed the better, then go out at night and laugh at the sky, let out the negative energy, the negative energy I can't beat you.Baizi said: I only see people who have to be filial! He asked me to help him change the stove, but I didn't go, but Hulu and his wife asked me to help.The good man said: That’s right. The society is based on filial piety. It’s useless to be unfilial to parents and respect God;A person is filial to his elders, but he is not filial to other people's elders, but they respect him; a person insults his elders, but he does not insult other people's elders, but others despise him.People in the ethic, love and respect each other, and each do his own way, are all automatic. Simply put, the way is exhausted, not required.Parents are kind, children are filial, and brothers and sisters are fraternal. They are all automatic, and they are called the Tao.

As soon as the good man said this, Goupimos couldn't understand it, and he didn't want to listen anymore. He poked the cowbell's elbow, and the cowbell poked his elbow again, and the two of them made funny faces. noisy.Baizi is still saying: If a person is ugly, he should be kind-hearted, and it can be regarded as a supplement.But some people are good-looking and have a good heart, while the daughter-in-law of the nursing home is crooked and troublesome all day long.The good man said: Is this the same as building a house? A house is beautiful if it is built upright. A beautiful house faces the sun and is well ventilated and strong.The house was built crookedly, weakly and damply and darkly.Baizi said: "Look at this dog pee moss!" Gou pee moss said: "What's wrong with me, isn't it just a bad background? Your family is also a middle peasant, not much better!" Bai Zi said: "I didn't say you came from a bad background , you care about yourself.I mean, it’s not easy for you to grow up like this! The dog pee moss got angry and said: I’m ugly, and I’m making you ugly! He kicked the white-haired dog, and the white-haired dog barked immediately, making the good people and the posing The son can't speak.Baizi said: Listen to good people's reasoning, if you don't listen to it, get away! Dog urine moss said: You take my matchstick! Baizi lit another pot of cigarettes and threw the matchlock far away.

Goupiati picked up the fire rope, put out the fire, and wrapped it around his waist again. When the two went out of the alley, Goupiati said: He said I care, I do care? Cowbell said: You care.Goupimos said: I don't care, I don't care! Cowbell said: I don't care.But a fly flew forward with a grain of rice in its mouth, and they all saw it at the same time. This fly flew forward with the rice in its mouth, one high and one low, and there was a fly washing its face standing on the stone, saying, "Ah, such a big rice!" The fly landed on the tile on the wall, put down the rice, and said, "Confused." Steaming rice! The fly on the stone heard this, and flew towards the confused house with a buzzing sound.Dog urine moss said: Confused home steamed rice.Cowbell said: Did you smell the rice when you thought about it? The dog urine moss said: It was the fly.Niu Ling said: Obviously you said it.Gou Uitao said: "It's really steaming rice!" Cowbell said: He only knows how to steam sweet potatoes, how can he steam rice?! Gou Uitai ignored the cowbell, his stomach gurgled, and he followed the flies.The cow bell and the white-haired dog also followed the dog peeing moss.The flies disappeared in the blink of an eye. As soon as they ran into the Nanguai alley, they smelled the aroma of rice. The rice is so fragrant!

The courtyard door of Mifu's house was closed, and he lay on the crack of the courtyard wall made of saggers and looked in. A straw rope was pulled in the yard, and a piece of dog skin that had been worn down to dry was drying. It was Mifu's mattress.It's this mattress, which always shows off to people. Once when the dog peeed the moss to buy straw sandals, he didn't have any ready-made straw sandals. I wanted to weave it for him now. The dog peeed the moss and couldn't wait, so he went to look at the dog skin mat on the kang and said : This is your leather mattress, let me sleep on it too.Confusedly said: You sleep, you can eat lo mein in your dreams.The dog piss moss lay on it, and soon fell asleep and had a dream. The dream was not about eating lo mein, but the dog's skin rolled up, turning him into a dog, a dog with khaki fur.He still said in his dream, why isn’t this clothes golden yellow? He ran to her mother-in-law, but she didn’t recognize him. When he opened it, he cried hard.When I woke up from crying, I found that he was still human, but his neck was itchy and painful. When I touched it, there were three lice lying on his neck, all of which were black lice.Looking again at the dog-skin mattress, seeing four lice, he immediately pulled the dog-skin mattress down and threw it on the ground.The dog urine moss said that your mattress is full of lice! Confused and said that you are talking nonsense.Dog urine moss says you don't itch? Confused and says it doesn't itch.Now, the dog skin mattress is basking in the sun on the rope, it must be confused and itchy.The dog pee moss still thinks that this dog skin mattress is drying in the sun, and the lice will definitely run around, and even spread their wings to fly, but sitting on the threshold in a daze, eating white rice and steamed rice, makes the dog pee moss put the dog skin mattress on the bed. Ignored all the lice in it.

In the confused bowl is rice as white as jade and silver, emitting a ball of heat, the heat is like the light shining from the rice, the sun is obliquely shining down from the eaves, and the light has colorful colors.On the ground in front of him was a bowl of sauerkraut. He picked up a pair of chopsticks in a daze and put the sauerkraut on the rice. The green was green, and the white was white. Then he scooped up a lump with the rice and vegetables. The lump was as big as a wine cup. The eyes looked, and the mouth opened.His mouth was so big that he could grin to the base of his ears.When the food was delivered to the mouth of the black hole, the tongue and lips rang together, but the eyes were forced to close.The mouth of the dog pee moss also moved, but there was no sound, but there was saliva in the mouth.Dazedly shrugged, stretched out one leg, but with a sense of satisfaction and comfort all over his body, he began to swallow, his eyes were still open, and his mouth was wrinkled like a chicken hook.The cowbell stopped looking, and said in a low voice: "Fuck you!" Sitting on the ground and getting angry.

When Niu Ling's mother was still around, whenever she made delicious food, she would serve a bowl to the old man on the left and another bowl to the children in the right house.The neighbors are not as rich as they are, but they never eat with their doors closed like thieves.Even though Tianbu and his family have a festival, when eating lo mein, I sit in front of the screen with an old bowl, pick up the noodles high with chopsticks, the pepper is red, and shout to my daughter-in-law: poke a lump of fishy oil! Fishy oil is lard, which is refined and packed in porcelain jars. It is especially fragrant when mixed with fishy oil.His mother wants to say: Tianbu, what a good day! Tianbu said: Good day, too good to say! His mother said: You haven’t finished eating the fishy oil? Tianbu said: I cut two catties of meat Only practiced.But Tianbu's daughter-in-law didn't poke a lump of fishy oil on Tianbu after all, what she picked up with her chopsticks was only a pinch of sauerkraut. Niu Ling thought of his dead mother and his neighbors, hated being confused, unkind, and stingy, pulled the dog pee moss aside, and said in a low voice: Why does this old man still have rice to eat steamed rice? Gou pee moss said : He just raised pigs, and distributed twenty catties of rice to feed them.Niu Ling said: I will also raise pigs after the spring.Another fly emerged from the crack of the door with a grain of rice in its mouth.Cowbell said: Why don't there be a group of flies?! With a wave of his hand, he just slapped the flies, and the flies and rice fell to the ground together. The flies rolled and flew away, and the rice was still on the ground.Gou Uitai picked up the rice and blew to eat it.Cowbell said: Don't you think it's dirty? Dog urine moss said: Not too bad.Niu Ling said: Oh, your family is politically innocent.The dog urine moss pulled the cowbell's mouth and said: What are you talking about?! The cowbell quickly said: I mean this is a rice fly, not dirty, not dirty.The dog urine moss stopped pulling the cowbell's mouth, but he still didn't eat the grain of rice. He kneaded it with two fingers, kneaded the rice into a lump, and spread it on the wall. The two of them were still upset with Mihu, and wanted to throw a stone into Mihu's yard to surprise him when he was eating.But there is no stone at the door.I went to the next toilet to remove a tile on the wall. I saw a stick in the corner of the toilet with feces and blood on it. The dog pee moss suddenly pulled the cowbell out of the toilet and walked along the alley.Goupiamos said: It's been a long time since he has eaten steamed rice, let him eat well, don't startle him, it's strange to be frightened when eating.Niu Ling said: "Eat it, eat it, he may have a strange disease, and he won't be able to eat it for a few days!" Many people in Gulu Village suffer from strange diseases.Bald Jin's hair became bald overnight, and he had many small red sores. My mother-in-law asked him to rub it with ginger juice, smashed walnut green skin and pepper seeds, and applied it to remove the poison, but it didn't work.Ma Shaoniang's heart hurts all her life, and Ma Shao has asthma, so she never catches a cold, and when she catches a cold, she wheezes and wheezes, which makes people feel like there is a bellows in his stomach.Laiyun's mother was so painful that she couldn't straighten up, and she used her hands and feet to crawl on the ground for many years.Liusheng's father was a little over sixty years old and couldn't hold his urine anymore, and he kept stuffing a piece of cotton cloth in his crotch.The following father died of tympanic disease. When he died, he was skinny and skinny, but his belly was as big as an angry toad.Tian Ya's uncle was as yellow as a yellow watch paper. She couldn't hold her breath when she died. She threw herself on the kang and shouted: "Squeeze me to death, crush me to death! Who can crush him to death, at home!" People cried and watched him toss and toss all night, and finally vomited half a basin of blood before closing his eyes.Almost all elderly people have stomach problems. Even the party secretary, speaking at the village committee meeting, often turns his head to the side and spits out a stream of sour water.The year before last, since Changkuan died of paralysis of most of his body, it was strange that every time someone died, within two or three months, someone in the village would get sick or die.Shuipi probably had a quarrel with Shuipi's uncle, and he planted seedlings in the field, and he fell down and never got up again.Later, the nursing home paralyzed on the kang, and later, the daughter-in-law probably gave birth to a baby with no nose or eyes. Gou Uitai said: Let’s not curse and get confused, let’s curse others, they still eat steamed rice, even if they get a strange disease tomorrow, they will die, and now their stomachs and tongues and mouths are suffering! Besides, cursing people is not good, who Can you guarantee that you don’t blame yourself for the disease? Niu Ling said: People in the four townships and eight villages say that our Gulu Village has a beautiful scenery, why is this person not refreshing?! What strange disease do you have? Are you old? Dog urine Moss said: You have a strange disease, your ear is missing a hole.Niu Ling said: I didn't blame the disease, my mother said that I was bitten by a mouse during confinement.Dog urine moss said: I don't want to grow.The two laughed after they finished talking, and Goupitai said: Let's not expose each other's faults in the future, okay? Niu Ling said: Okay.Are you hungry? I'm as hungry as a cat scratching.Goupiamos said: It is easy to get hungry after eating. Let’s not talk about food. How long is the main road in the village? Niu Ling said: I haven’t thought about it.Dog urine moss said: You think now.Niu Ling said: Seven thousand steps.Dog urine moss said: Ten thousand steps.The two of them measured their steps until they reached the south entrance of the village, and leaned against the stone lion when they were tired. Clouds are passing by in the sky, and the clouds are clustered in clusters, some pull, some have their own, and they all pass from west to east very quickly.The dog urine moss Leng Ding smelled that smell again, and the cow bell was still saying: I said seven thousand steps, is it seven thousand steps?! The dog urine moss did not tell him that he smelled the smell, but saw the road in the distance , Three or four people came and went in and out of the small wooden house, saying: Didn't Pacao go to Ma Shao's house to help?Hey, with so many people, his business suddenly improved? Goupitai said: Isn’t it?