Chapter 8 Section 8

The lacquer poison of keeping the lamp began to subside after three days, but the water skin was infected. Although it was not as serious as keeping the lamp, the whole face was covered with red bumps the size of rice grains, like a monkey's buttocks.Shui Pi Niang also had to ask her mother-in-law to burn Bai Duo and teach Shui Pi to jump into the fire.Jumping over the fire was at Shuipi's house, and Goupimos also went there.The dog urine moss wanted to go there on purpose, but Shui Pi Niang led the mother-in-law into the house, but Shui Pi blocked the dog urine moss at the gate of the courtyard.Gou Uitai said: I didn't come to see that you were poisoned by lacquer poison. I want you to teach me how to write, but you won't let me in? Shui Pi said: You are too stupid, so I won't teach you!Shuipi said: Then I ask you, can you make a sentence? Goupimos said: What is a sentence? Shuipi said: I say a word, and I want to use this word, for example, love, I will make a sentence as: I love Chairman Mao! You build one.Goupiamos said: I love Chairman Mao too! Shuipi said: What is your background, you are not qualified to love Chairman Mao, remake! Goupiamos' head drooped, but he didn't want to leave, he wanted to make a sentence, so he Say: Love? I don't like hats.Shui Pi was stunned for a moment, and the dog urine moss said: I made it? Shui Pi's mother was going to the house and shouted to Shui Pi to jump into the fire, Shui Pi said: You made a fart!

It is inevitable that Goupiamo cannot make sentences, but others can love Chairman Mao, but he is not qualified to love Chairman Mao. This is a big blow to Goupiamo.He was going to see Shuipi's jokes, but Shuipi humiliated him! After leaving the gate of Shuipi's house, Goupimos didn't want to see anyone, not even Cowbell, so he shrank his head and went to the east of the village. The grinding plate of the head.The grinding plate is as cold as ice cubes, let’s freeze the ice, freeze your ass to death! From the milling plate, you can see the river bank in the south of the village. The wheat seedlings in the river bank have not yet risen, but there is no bare soil. The residual snow is piled here and there. On the pile, the snow piled up a layer of fog, and the dogs bit up.

Gou Niati straightened up excitedly, and recognized that the man was Bacao and the dog was a white-haired dog, and Lao Shun came out from the gate of his house, and said: Are there any hares?! Gou Niati said: The dog chased the rabbit ?Old Shun said: You didn’t go? Goupimos said: Why did Bacao kill your dog? Lao Shun said: His, do all dogs love to follow Bacao! It's been several winters, and Bacao would chase the dog and chase the rabbit in the river beach, and the rabbit seemed to be on purpose, if he was on a date, he would always appear in the river beach.This noon, Bacao found another rabbit in the river beach. The rabbit was very big, with reddish fur, like a fox. In the past, he just yelled at a dog while chasing the rabbit. This time he brought Laoshun's family He wants to get that rabbit skin. The red rabbit skin can make a scarf for Xingkai.Bacao and the white-haired dog chased for a while, but they couldn't catch up. If they couldn't catch up, they couldn't catch up, but the rabbit would suddenly appear in the distance after running away without a trace, standing upright and swinging its front paws , as if beckoning.Bacao was angry, and so was the white-haired dog, so he barked three times, and more than a dozen dogs from the village came running, and the river beach was like a staged Tianmen formation.The rabbit was running in front, and behind the rabbit were four dogs chasing it. The rabbit turned around quickly and suddenly turned south while running, but the dogs behind were still chasing west and fell to the ground.But one or two dogs rushed over from Nantou, blocking the way, and the rabbit ran eastward again, and two or three dogs rushed over from Dongtou, and the rabbit ran northward again.There are dogs in all directions, and rabbits can always run out of the gaps between dogs.

The dog pee moss couldn't sit still on the grinding plate, so he tied up his shoelaces and was about to run to the river beach. Lao Shun told him: You tell him to be bully, let the white-haired dog chase the rabbit, and if he catches the rabbit, he will give it to me. Divide the meat! However, what Goupitai didn't expect was that when he went to the river bank, the dog chased the rabbit but it ended. The dog didn't catch the rabbit, and the rabbit finally ran up Yijialing. Bacao was yelling at the white-haired dog, and the white-haired dog barked, and then scolded the other dogs, and the other dogs kept silent, and dispersed after being scolded.

Bacao went to the cabin to drink cold water, and his throat gurgled when he drank it. The dog pee moss said: "Don't dare to drink cold water, do you eat cigarettes?" If you want to smoke.But the white-haired dog stood at the door again without making a sound. Its tail had always stood on its buttocks like a feather duster, but now its tail had softened and was caught in the crevice of its buttocks. It said: Can I come in, let me in Do you have pity on the white-haired dog, and he said: Come in.The white-haired dog came in and lay down next to the dog's pee moss. Once it lay down, its long white hair was piled up like cotton, but its eyes were looking towards the trough.

Gou Uitao said: Don't chase at the beginning, surround and tease the rabbit to run, let the rabbit run tired and then chase. Bacao said: Who are you talking to? The dog urine moss said: I told the dog. Bacao said: Are you giving me a class? You are a broken man! I don’t know how to get rid of the rabbit?! The dog pee moss laughed, and he complained to the dog again, saying: You can run in such a thick padded jacket! Ba Cao suddenly said: Come here! He called the white-haired dog, and the white-haired dog walked over, and he picked up the scissors to cut the white-haired dog's fur.The hair on the white-haired dog's body was as long as an oak, and he cut it. The hair on the white-haired dog's head was so long that it fell down from the ears. He also cut it, and the hair fell to the ground and was white.The white-haired dog was not fat at first, but had a big frame, and suddenly changed its appearance, becoming an ugly dog.The dog urine moss was a little surprised, and said: This is someone else's dog, you cut it?! Bacao said: Its hair is too long.Dog urine moss said: It is the king of dogs with its hair.Bacao said: I just want to see what it looks like without hair.Then he said to the white-haired dog, "It's good, it's good! The white-haired dog turned somersaults on the ground, ran out, and had fun on the road. Its tail stood up on its buttocks again, but it was no longer a feather duster, but a feather duster." stick.

Other people's dog hair is cut as soon as it is cut. In Bacao's eyes, maybe it's just for fun, just like on the day of Huyuan's wedding, Tian Ya wiped pot ink on Nuyuan's face, making it look like Bao Gong. As if working in the field of the production team, Ban Xiangdaihua and the other women muttered, suddenly overwhelmed with confusion, and unbuttoned their belts and stuffed his head in.But dog pee moss can't afford to play, and he may have the problem of class struggle once he plays.The dog pee moss looked at the dog with a stick on its buttocks having fun, and he heard Ang Chiyu in the Zhou River behind the house making a squeak (kouqu) after calling himself his name. Listen again, Ang Chiyu is saying: You leave quickly! You leave quickly! The dog pee moss said that I am going home, and I am leaving the cabin.However, Bacao stuffed the dog hair into a pocket and wanted to give it to Xingkai. Bacao said: Make a small cushion.

Dog urine moss had no choice but to carry his pocket into the village.When he arrived at Xingkai's house, the courtyard door of Xingkai's house was locked, so he hung his bag on the door knocker. Before he hung it up, someone behind him said, "What are you hanging up for? Goupimos turned around, and the lamp guard was laughing at him." .Shou Deng suffered from facial paralysis before. After putting on the plaster, his mouth was still a little crooked, and it became more and more crooked when he smiled.Although Gou Niati never liked keeping lights very much, but today he thinks keeping lights smiling is not ugly.Shou Deng said: What kind of fur is in the pocket? Dog urine moss said: What do you care about?! Shou Deng took out a porcelain bottle from his arms. It was an old product, and he wanted to urinate the dog.The dog urine moss said: Give it to me? Keeping the lamp said: Am I grateful to you, knowing that you broke the oil bottle.The dog urine moss said: You should not take the one from the kiln, right? Keeping the lamp said: Can the kiln burn bottles? It belongs to my family.Goupimo wanted to talk about whether people like us can love Chairman Mao, but he didn't want to. Shou Deng was born by a broom star, so he didn't want people to see him making out with Shou Deng.He said: I'll take it, you go ahead.

The porcelain vase has lost its oil tank, but it still hangs on a new wooden peg on the wall. That night, Goupitai had a dream. In the dream, he was sitting under the trees next to the kiln temple. The trees were elm, persimmon, medicine tree, ginkgo, pine and tung trees. This tree leans and pulls the other three, or a tree grows two branches from the root, and the two branches bend their backs like enemies, or the old willow is so old that its heart is empty, and its hollow heart is full of dirt. But another iron ginger tree grew out, covered with thorns.He heard the thickest of the three tung trees say: I want to go.These three tung trees were all sick, almost every branch was covered with fluff, which looked like a knotted bird's nest.After the thick tree finished speaking, all the trees fell silent, and the yellow and red leaves began to fall off, one by one at first, and then fell down one after another.He wanted to pick up some red leaves and take them back for his mother-in-law to cut the flowers, but these fallen leaves buried him.He woke up suddenly and opened his eyes, the cotton-padded jacket and trousers covered by the quilt came over and covered his head, making him suffocated, and it was already daylight.The dog pee moss was still in the dream, ignorant, and shouted: Pooh, po! He wants to ask po if he has picked up many leaves.The mother-in-law was not on the kang, but the mother-in-law was sitting on the threshold of the upper room combing her hair, and said, "When you open your eyes, you will call out, call your soul?" The dog peeed moss and said, "I picked leaves from the tree all night for you."The mother-in-law said: Look, you are so tired! Goupitai is fully awake now, and when he wants to tell his mother-in-law about his dream, someone knocks on the door urgently.

When the door was knocked so urgently, the dog sat up suddenly, and whispered: Po, I want to hold a meeting for you?! Po also came back from the threshold and said: Don't make a sound, I will open the door.The mother-in-law's hair has not been combed, and she spit in her hand and wiped it on the frizzy lock of hair. Gou Niati held his breath in horror, and heard her mother-in-law open the door, and then chattered to someone. After a while, her mother-in-law came back, her expression changed drastically.The dog urine moss said: Is it a meeting? The mother-in-law said: No, it is the iron bolt.Gou Niati breathed a sigh of relief, and said: Then he knocked on the door so urgently! The mother-in-law said: Ma Shao is fucking old.The dog urine moss said: dead? Ma Shao’s mother’s heart hurts, her face has been blue all year round, but it’s only a blue face, why did she die? Po said Tie Shuan and Tu Gen went to the mountain root to cut trees, let her go Ma Shao's family can help.Goupiamos said: Do you want to cut down that thick tung tree to make a coffin? The mother-in-law said: How do you know? Goupiamos said: I had a dream.He starts to dress.The mother-in-law said: Dream? You don’t have a good dream! It’s cold outside, sleep for a while, get up and take off the dried sweet potatoes and radishes on the wall of the courtyard to knead some bran for the pigs.The mother-in-law finished her hair and was about to go out, and asked where the copper coin was kept at home, and the old man wanted to have a copper coin in his mouth.Gou Uitao said: Let her hold our money? The mother-in-law said: Are you useful for copper coins?! Gou Uitai said: It is on the back window sill.The mother-in-law went to get the copper coins, and suddenly said: "Sister, why did you just leave? You are much younger than me, so you just left?!"

As soon as Ma Shao's mother died, the people in Gulu Village, whether they were surnamed Zhu, Ye, or those with mixed surnames, all went to Ma Shao's house with a knife of hemp paper under their arms to pay homage, and were busy preparing for the funeral.The mother-in-law has been at Ma Shao's house for most of the day, and she knows what should be placed on the spiritual table, such as the sacrificial big wonton buns, which should be steamed without cracking, and the sacrificial noodles should not be filled with salt, vinegar, onion and garlic. The sacrificial noodle fruit is made into a chrysanthemum shape and fried in an oil pan so that it cannot be too burnt.For example, how to wash the dead body, comb hair, make up, and wear old clothes. Are the old clothes made of cotton and seven pieces or five pieces? Should all the buttons of the old clothes be buttoned, or only the third button? Men, there are not many people who understand these old rules, and the mother-in-law is old and has to be passed on to the young people. Tian Ya will help the mother-in-law, and the mother-in-law will explain it to Tian Ya while doing it. When my mother-in-law was not at home, Gou Niati took the dried sweet potatoes and radishes off the top of the courtyard wall, kneaded a few sieves of bran in the basket, and at noon, went to Ma Shao's house.Originally, I wanted to catch up with a good meal, but Ma Shao’s family was in a panic, so I only borrowed 80 catties of rice from Kaihe’s family to grind rice, preparing to make rice for the villagers on the day of the funeral, and the old man parked for a few days Only the people who come to help eat rice glutinous rice paste soup.Goupiamos saw that the thick tung tree had been cut down, and Feng Youliang, Iron Bolt, Tugen and Niulu were sawing boards in rotation.The wet wood was still running when it was sawn, and Feng Youliang staggered when the water soaked the ground, so he yelled for the dog to urinate moss and shovel some soil to pad the ground.Goupiamos carried the cage to the courtyard gate to shovel the soil, where Banxiang and Daihua were scraping potato skins. Banxiang's cotton trousers were short, and a red earthworm was crawling on them when his bare legs and neck were exposed.The dog urine moss came closer and looked, it wasn't red earthworms, it was blood, and said, "Your legs are bleeding too?" Ban Xiang saw it, and covered it with his hands with a sound of "ouch", and Dai Hua said, "You ghost, why don't you put some cotton sleeves on it?" Son, go to the toilet to clean up! Ban Xiang ran to the toilet, the dog urine moss didn't know what was going on, and he still looked at Ban Xiang.Dai Hua said: What are you looking at?! Dog urine moss said: Baldy Jin hit her? Dai Hua said: Ah, hit her.You said it was bleeding too, but who else is bleeding? The dog urine moss said: The tung tree is bleeding.Dai Hua said: Is the tung tree bleeding? The dog pee moss said: Why don't you go and see, the color of the sawed water is red.Dai Hua asked Niu Lu, who was unblocking the board in the yard, loudly: Niu Lu, has the tree sawn through the running water? Niu Lu said: Flowing water, how can a tree in winter flow so much water! Dai Hua said: The color is red Niu Lu said: "It's not bleeding, how can it be red?" Dai Hua whispered: "Dog pee moss, don't talk nonsense! Are you red-eyed?" He was obviously still red, so he stopped talking, thinking that he might have gotten red-eyed.He was fine, and sat under the gable wall, where a toon tree grew. The mouth of the toon bowl was thick, and the whole body was reddish. Why is it reddish? Tianbu's daughter-in-law also went to the toilet behind the gable wall. Is it red? Tianbu's daughter-in-law said: red.Yesterday? Dog urine moss said: Oh.Nothing.Tianbu's daughter-in-law said: "Crazy!" Goupitai thought to himself: Will this toon follow the ladle in the future? There are so many trees in Gulu Village, will each tree follow a person? Zhang Luxi, the third aunt and Mian Yuer's wife were sewing quilts and quilts for Ma Shao's mother. The third aunt ran out of one needle, and she couldn't get it through with thread, so she pissed the dog and said: You sit What’s going on there, let’s get a needle, the dog’s pee moss went to get the needle, the third aunt said to Yu’er’s wife: Why are people so crispy, Ma Shao said his mother was fine last night, and I wanted to steam some sweet potatoes Eat, his mother said, what are you steaming, if you can save a meal, you can eat it tomorrow.He got up this morning and went to his fucking bedroom to empty the urinal. Half of the quilt on his mother’s kang fell under the kang. He also said, Mom, mom, you didn’t cover the quilt properly yesterday? Looking over, he Mom was lying on the kang hard, and she was already out of breath.Alas, she didn't eat that meal of steamed sweet potatoes.Goupiamos said: She must have thought she was dozing off, and she was still dozing off, and when she woke up, she wanted to eat steamed sweet potatoes.The third aunt said: You know what a fart, why do you still fall asleep after death?! The dog urine moss said: When I was sleeping, I only knew that I was going to sleep, but I didn’t know when I fell asleep.The third aunt and Mrs. Mian Yuer ignored the dog urine moss, and Mrs. Mian Yuer said: It’s okay to die, I’m not guilty, ouch! She yelled, it was a needle that poked her hand, and she quickly put her finger in her mouth and sucked it , staring at the third aunt.The third aunt said: She doesn't want to die, you tell her, she doesn't like to hear it.Mian Yu'er's wife turned pale, and muttered, "I mean everyone is going to die. If the old sister dies peacefully, then that's a virtue. Alas, old sister, how can I bear you to die!" The third aunt said: "Go away!" Don't worry about Ma Shao, Ma Shao is going to be a model worker, this time the relief food is distributed, and the branch secretary said that Ma Shao will be divided.Gou Uitai said: Ma Shao is going to be a model worker? Do you want to give Ma Shao a share of the relief food? The third aunt said: Am I kidding ghosts.The dog urine moss was still talking, full of yells that he sent the matchlock to the cemetery, where the kitchen fire guards and the others buried Ma Shao's mother's tomb to eat cigarettes. Goupimosai came back from the cemetery, and Ma Shao's family had lunch, and the helpers all brought bowls and stood in the yard to eat.The glutinous rice paste soup is neither thin nor thick, and the soybeans are boiled. Everyone says that the boiled soybeans are delicious.The dog urine moss went to the kitchen, and it was Tianbu's daughter-in-law who scooped up the rice. She had served it for others, but she didn't serve it for him.The dog pee moss said: I am hungry.Tianbu's daughter-in-law said: You didn't help the work, what did you eat? Goupiati said: I gave the matchlock to the cemetery! Tianbu's daughter-in-law gave Goupiati a meal, and Goupiati looked at it and said: You Shake the spoon and give me more beans.Tianbu's daughter-in-law said: I'll cook it for you?! Just put a bowl in it, put it on the pot table, and said: Eat it! Gou Uitai looked at the bowl, but there wasn't a single soybean in the bowl, so he didn't eat it, so he wheezed and sniffed because of grievance.The daughter-in-law of Tianbu also said: What’s the matter, why don’t you think there are no beans for nothing? The dog urine moss suddenly dropped the chopsticks on the pot, and a chopstick bounced up and fell into the pot. The daughter-in-law of Tianbu said: Hey, hey , You broken condyle, get angry with me, how dare you get angry with the branch secretary?! Someone at the gate of the courtyard said: Lao Shun, why didn't you help? Lao Shun said: I'm sick.Another person said: come to eat when you are sick? Lao Shun said: I came to look for dog pee moss, okay? Gou pee moss was angry and said: What are you looking for?! : Did you cut my dog's hair? The dog's urine moss suddenly wilted, and he said: I didn't cut it.Lao Shun said: You didn’t cut it? The light guard saw that you took the dog hair, didn’t you cut it?! Lao Shun rushed over to grab the dog’s pee moss. The dog’s pee moss had no hair on its head, so he grabbed the ear, the dog’s pee moss Wow.The people next to him hurriedly got up and asked Lao Shun what was the matter with you? It didn't know what it had become, but just as his wife was combing her hair in front of the mirror, the dog ran to the mirror and saw it, and then fainted and fell to the ground.It had been a day and a night, and the dog didn't eat or drink anymore, and was afraid to go to the mirror, and couldn't help but take a picture in front of the mirror after a while, and fainted again after taking a picture.His daughter-in-law put the mirror on the cabinet cover, saying that the dog could not find the mirror, but just now the dog climbed up the cabinet cover to look at it again, and fell off the cabinet cover.When Lao Shun said this, everyone in the yard laughed, saying that your dog is so respectful? Lao Shun said: Is my dog ​​an ordinary dog? It is the king of dogs in Gulu Village, so let it live. Work?! As he spoke, he got angry again, and twisted Goupiatai's ears, and Goupiatai's ears were about to be twisted off. The mother-in-law put Ma Shao's mother in old clothes after going to the mourning hall in the room. According to the rules, an old person should wear five or seven clothes, but Ma Shao said that he didn't prepare so many, so he would wear three.The mother-in-law said that the three items are suitable, and Ma Shao said that it is inappropriate to eat, dress and take care of the house. While discussing, I heard that Lao Shun beat and scolded the dog for peeing moss in the yard, so the mother-in-law ran out of the upper room. The urine moss ears were stretched so long, I rushed over and hugged the dog urine moss, and said: "Old Shun, Lao Shun, you have heavy hands, what's the matter?" Lao Shun said: He cut my dog's fur! The dog pee slapped twice and said: Did you cut the dog's hair? The dog pee said: Yes... the mother-in-law slapped again and said: You cut it? The dog pee said: I didn't cut it.The mother-in-law said: If you didn't cut it, you can say that you didn't cut it. Did you tell Uncle Shun that you didn't cut it.The mother-in-law said to Lao Shun: He really didn't cut it.Lao Shun said: "If it's not him, who else is there?" Tian Ya went to the gate of the courtyard with a bowl, saw the party secretary and his wife coming from the alley, hurriedly entered the courtyard and said: "Lao Shun, the pig's dog's shit is dog urine moss." Didn’t it just cut a dog’s fur? Who killed and ate your dog? The branch secretary is here, and you are so loud that the branch secretary heard it and should go online again. You think it’s dog urine moss damage?! Words Just after the end, the branch secretary entered the courtyard and said: What are you talking about? It’s so loud? Tian Ya said: Let Lao Shun eat, and if he doesn’t eat, he’ll go to the cemetery. Said: Lao Shun has not yet joined the party.Lao Shun said: I want to join the party, but the party won't let me.The branch secretary said: Do you have to work harder?Lao Shun said: Work hard.The branch secretary corrected Tian Ya, saying that one cannot be a party member without joining the party, and that all party members perform well, but not necessarily all party members perform well.Lao Shun took the opportunity to go out. The mother-in-law came out and whispered to Lao Shun: You don’t eat? Lao Shun said: How can I eat? The mother-in-law said: Then let the baby go with you, he loves the dog, let him talk to the dog, maybe the dog will Happy again.Lao Shun didn't say a word, the mother-in-law showed her eyes to Gou Uitai, and Gou Uitai said, "Uncle Lao Shun, uncle."So he followed Lao Shun.