Chapter 15 Section 15

Ba Cao tied up wild dogs in the woods and returned to the meeting place, but the meeting had just been declared over.It turned out that the elimination method of the mill was recognized by the vast majority of people. First, the four types of elements were excluded, and then those with new houses were excluded, and those with courtyard walls and gates were refurbished. Those who can build new houses and repair courtyard walls and doors must have their own methods.Then there are children born before May 30 of the lunar calendar who are under one year old, because according to regulations, children born before May 30 have already been allocated autumn rations.Then there are those who sell pigs, and the pigs give birth to pig babies.Pigs have feed land, so if you sell the pigs and give birth to the pigs, you will definitely have a lot of money or will soon be rich.Also, if someone died in the family this year, the production team will not take the land for three years after the death.With such an exclusion, there are still many people who are not included in the exclusion range, so how should we judge, who should be more and who should be less, and the opinions are not unified.In the end, the branch secretary thought it over and decided: Those who can be evaluated will be divided equally according to their heads.However, if Ma Shao did the math, the average person who could be evaluated was less than five catties of grain.Mo Zi proposed again that each person could only be allocated five catties of grain, so what kind of relief would that have to be ruled out.Regarding the re-exclusion, some people said: within the scope of the evaluation of the food, count the people now, and exclude whoever is absent. If someone is absent or leaves such an important meeting, it proves that they are not rare here. Relief food .Everyone yelled, "That's it! Back and forth, just about to get up to go to the toilet, I sat down again, and after I sat down, I got up again and walked out of the courtyard door to call Dai Hua tightly.Dai Hua saw the sound of a grocery cart passing by under the mountain gate, so she ran to see if there was any thimble or thread.As soon as I put a thimble on my finger, and called her back and forth, I ran into the meeting place, and said in a hurry: "I also brought you a top-notch product! Dai Hua didn't care about it, so she ran, two The tits seem to be swinging out of water.As a result, there were no Bacao, Stove Fire, Cowbell, Gourd, Watching Stars, Columns, Bacheng, Lao Cheng, etc. on the down list. Each head can be divided into ten catties. In this way, the average family can be divided into thirty or forty catty.

When Bacao returned to the meeting place, Huanxi began to pack up the table and move it into the public room. Bacao said: "It's going to be gone? I guess it's not going to be a good name until midnight, so why did it go away?" Huanxi said: "Are you running away?" The grain ran away! The secretary of the party branch was putting on his coat, and put the tobacco pot into the sleeve. He was about to go out, but the bully said, "Why is there no me? I am not qualified in any way, so I am gone?" The secretary said: This is everyone's comment , do you ask everyone?Manbain hasn’t left yet, and said: The meeting is open, where have you been? You don’t take things seriously, and you let the village cadres come to ask you to comment? Bacao said: I’m gone, I’m alive Let the shit suffocate! How can there be such a comment? This is a conspiracy, definitely a conspiracy! The branch secretary said: What are you shouting about?! The bully said: I want to sue! The branch secretary said: Sue? You want to criticize First, pay the money owed to the production team. You nailed the shoes and repaired the tire. Have you paid a penny to the production team?! Bacao said: Those carpenters and masons have all paid? The branch secretary said: Some paid, some If you don’t pay enough, let me make it clear that if you want to be appraised for food, you have to pay the money tomorrow morning. If you don’t pay, even if the masses are appraised, you will be pulled down from me, and you will not be given a single piece of relief food! Still arguing against Bacao, the branch secretary said: Full pot, go, what are you doing talking so much, don’t you think it’s a waste of spit? What’s settled is settled, and those who don’t accept it will be sued!

Ba Cao secretly calculated that he should hand in twenty-two yuan and four cents, but he only had ten yuan and fifteen cents on his body. How could he come up with so much money? He hooked his head into the woods at the slope root of Zhongshan and was tied up in the The wild dogs in the book were gone, and even the dog pee moss and the cowbell were gone, and he was furious for a while and cursed.He didn't scold by name, but he decided that a lump of dirt in front of him was Party Secretary Zhu Dagui, so he stepped on his foot, and the lump of dirt shattered. Cursing and kicking, the stone was kicked far away, and the shoe was also kicked far away. I walked over to pick up the shoe, and kicked a clump of dry cypress with bare feet, thinking in my heart that it was dog urine moss or cow bell. The person who evaluates the food program.Ah, they are all restricting him, they are all calculating him, kicking him, kicking him, kicking him.The branch caught on the skirt of his clothes, and with a violent jerk, hissing opened a big hole in the jacket covered by the cotton-padded jacket.A big hole is a big hole, the overbearing slot didn't wrap the big hole, and didn't tear off the rotten cloth on the hole, it just let the cotton flakes out.

The good man of the Yaoshen Temple stood at the door and watched for a long time. When Ba Cao came over from the path by the fence, he said, "Ba Cao, what's wrong?" Ba Cao said, "Don't talk to me, I'm bored! Alas, I didn't say any more, but Laocheng's wife at the gate of the mountain was holding a broom and going to the roadside of the kiln to sweep the weeds. In front of him, he bumped into the broom, even hitting Lao Cheng's wife so that he turned around. Bacao passed by the gate of Mian Yu'er's house, and Mian Yu'er was coming out with a can, and suddenly retracted his feet to protect the jar, but the wine in the jar still spilled out.Mian Yu'er said: Bacao, what are you doing, your clothes are torn like this? Bacao's face was livid, and he walked over without saying a word.But Mian Yuer still asked: Bacao, are you not sick? Bacao said: You are sick! Mian Yuer said: Yes, I am sick? But Bacao smelled a fragrance, stood up, Said: What's in your jar? Mian Yu'er said: I made the wine, and the wine jar just came out, so get some for the branch secretary and taste it first.Bacao said: The baby is born? The noodle fish said: Not yet, it will be soon.Bacao said: The branch secretary gave you 30 catties of grain, so you honor him with the first rice wine?! Mian Yuer said: The branch secretary always takes care of us, do we have no conscience in doing things?Bacao said: When I was a matchmaker for Kaishi, I said a lot of good things for Kaishi, why didn't you let me drink it? Mian Yuer said: Come into the courtyard, I'll pour you a cup.Bacao said: If you want to drink, you can drink this scorpion.Mian Yu'er said: "I told you that this scorpion was given to the branch secretary."Bacao said, "I want the jar! What's the matter, can't I give you the money?" He took the wine jar from Mian Yuer's hand.Mian Yuer said: This, ah, this... Bacao took out a piece of money from his pocket and threw it on the ground. Coincidentally, a sudden gust of wind blew the money up and stuck it on Mian Yuer's face.

Mian Yu'er revealed the money, it was two yuan, and said: I can't sell this wine, it's so much money! But the overlord has gone far. Ba Cao didn't go back to his old house, but went to the small wooden house by the road and drank all the wine in a jar, and fell drunk on the ground.After dinner, Mian Yu'er felt uneasy, so he sent another two yuan to Bacao.When we arrived at the cabin, Bacao was still lying on the ground like a pile of mud. He woke up after yelling for a long time. Then he showed the money to Bacao and stuffed it in Bacao's pocket. Bacao mumbled some drunken words , He was worried that the money was lost, or that Bacao didn't remember that he returned the money after he woke up, so he closed the door of the cabin and ran back to the village to find Xingkai.I went to the cabin with Xingkai again, and let Xingkai see the refunded two yuan, and said: You have to take care of him, don't let him get his head stuck and suffocate.Xingkai cleaned Bacao's face, helped him onto the kang, and said, "How can you leave me alone? If you want to leave, then you call the dog pee moss and let him follow him at night." Domineering sleep.When Mian Yu'er returned to the village, he wondered if Xing Kai had told him on purpose, but he still called the dog to pee moss.

As soon as the dog pee moss was gone, Ba Cao could already sit up, but he only felt a headache, so Xing Kai made him thin soup and drank it.Gou Niati hurriedly replied, saying that he and Niu Ling hadn't taken care of it, and that the wild dog broke free from Ge Tiao and ran away.If you are bullying, I will scold you for being able to do a good job! It is a pity that if you kill the wild dog, drink the fish's head wine and eat dog meat, you will not be drunk.Gou Uitai has already heard from his mother-in-law that he did not comment on Bacao's food, and he did not dare to mention the meeting. Just for the ten catties of grain?! Xing Kai said: You are wrong, do you always owe money to the production team?Bacao said: The payment they set is so large, earning money is sweeping the leaves, so easy? Xingkai said: Why are you yelling at me so loudly, the large amount of payment is to restrict going out to do side business, that is capital Is it the tail of doctrine, since you want to spike shoes and don't pay the money, your reputation will be lost.Bacao said: What reputation do I want, and what reputation do I have? If you don't have money, you have no money! The two hit each other, Xing Kai was so angry that he didn't want to wait, and he wanted to leave.Ba Cao grabbed the pillow on the kang and threw it over, saying: Get out, don't come to me again!

Xing Kai came home, but the basin was not there, she looked at her mother's tablet on the cabinet cover, and a small photo of her mother was inserted in the lower corner of the tablet, tears streaming down her eyes.Mother, mother hey.When the mother was there, she protected her daughter in everything. Now the real person of the mother has become a piece of paper on the tablet. Xingkai just cried for her when she was wronged.Tears flowed for a while, and I felt itchy on the back of my neck. Looking back, it was the pot of henna on the cabinet cover that brushed my neck.Apricot blooms planted henna in a pot, took it out in the winter morning and brought it back in the evening, the henna was still in bloom, but she didn't have the heart to pick the petals to paint her nails, so she went to rummage through the box and finally found it in a cloth bag at the bottom of the box. He stole the hidden fifty yuan.She withdrew twenty-two yuan and was still counting the money with her saliva dipped in her saliva when she came back.

Asked what she was doing with the money, Xing Kai said that she would lend it to the production team.Man basin became angry when he heard it, took the money away, and slapped Xing slap across the face.Man He had already heard the gossip from the villagers, seeing that Xing Kai actually stole money from the family to pay for Ba Cao, his whole body was numb with anger, so he scolded Ba Cao for what kind of goods, less education, prodigal son, being a farmer is not like a farmer , The earth dog is acting like a wolf dog again, why are you messing with him, you are not ashamed, I still have face.Xing Kai said: Who am I to lose, the overlord is a landlord and a rich peasant or a counter-revolutionary bad element? Is it ashamed to talk to him?! Full basin said: You shouted at me, let outsiders listen to their tongues? Push the window open, and say: If there is anything I dare not let outsiders listen to, I will go to Bacao, what? Whoever chews the root of his tongue eats too much, his mouth grows, and when his mouth grows, he grinds it in a stone nest The pot was full and the apricot was pulled into the house, but it couldn't be pulled, and he slapped a few more times, and the apricot cried loudly.

When Manpen's house was noisy, many people of course knew it, and stood in their own yard to listen to the commotion.Banxiang pretended to borrow the sieve from the third aunt's house, and said: "Third aunt, third aunt, is your sieve idle? Who is the captain arguing with?" The third aunt said: "I'm dumb, don't you know?"Banxiang said: "He Xingkai, don't you know? Why is this Xingkai arguing with her?" The third aunt said: "Why don't you talk back to adults when your children grow up?" Banxiang said: "Yes, yes, female university. Zhongliu, if Xingkai wants to get along with Bacao, then that's fine, Manpen takes care of his daughter so closely! The third aunt said: Have you fed the pigs? Banxiang said: Haven't fed them yet.The third aunt said: Then feed the pigs quickly, oh, my pigs are all hungry.Banxiang wanted to say something else, but someone was coming in the alleyway, so she stopped talking.

It was dog urine moss that came over.After Xingkai left the cabin, Goupimosai returned to the village after a while, and then walked to Sandaoxiang. Hearing Xingkai's cry, he approached the gate of Manpen's house and stopped, afraid of being discovered. So I got into a toilet diagonally opposite and listened to it.The toilet stinks, and I feel uncomfortably suffocated. I lie on the top of the toilet wall to breathe. Unexpectedly, the soil on the top of the wall loosens. After opening the house silently, I went back quietly. The mother-in-law saw that the dog pee moss came back so late and stepped on shit on his shoes, so she asked him where he had been, and the dog pee moss said a lot about the family, and the mother-in-law sighed.The dog urine moss only said that my mother-in-law would go to Manpan’s house to persuade him, or to tell him about the apricots, but the mother-in-law said: There is a persimmon in the pot, you can eat it? Doesn’t the mother-in-law get some persimmons for dinner every day? Boil the shredded radish in water, mix some salt and chili peppers for him to eat, that is, boil the water to warm a hat helmet persimmon to satisfy his hunger.Dog urine moss has no appetite this night, he said: I don't want to eat.The mother-in-law said: sleep if you don’t eat.The mother-in-law and grandson fell asleep.For the whole night, the mother-in-law kept turning over on the other side of the kang, the dog pee moss kept turning over on the other side of the kang, the mice walked carelessly on the roof beams, and then three mice were fighting and biting. Call, and then a thud.Dog urine moss said: A mouse fell down.The mother-in-law said: It fell.The dog urine moss said: There are so many mice in our house? The mother-in-law said: It is good to have mice.The dog pee moss said: It’s okay to have mice? The mother-in-law said: If there are no mice, we will starve to death.Go to sleep, why don't you sleep, you can't sleep, get up and pee, don't pee on the kang anymore.The dog pee moss did not respond, he felt a mouse standing in front of him in a daze, and he said: You go, I want to sleep! The mouse said: You go! He said: This is my house! The mouse also said: This is my home! He felt strange and said: Who are you? The mouse said: I am you! He got angry, thinking how could it be me, so small but so old that he grew a beard?! He stretched out his hand to pull the mouse He pulled out one beard, another one, and another one. He didn't know whether he had torn it off or not, and he fell asleep.

The next morning, the male laborers in the village were digging mud in the lotus pond, and the female laborers were hoeing wheat in the back depression.In fact, the dog urine moss woke up when the mother-in-law got up to go to work, but he found that he had peed on the kang, so he didn't dare to make a sound, and warmed the wet mattress with his body.It wasn't until the heat started to dry up, it was already mid-morning, and I stretched out in front of the door. Hulu's mother came out of Dongxie Lane with her grandson on her shoulders, looking like crazy, followed by Dai Hua.Dai Hua said to Goupiati: Hurry up, go to Tianbu and ask Tianbu to ride the bicycle! Goupiati said: What's the matter? Dai Hua said: The baby has the abacus beads stuck in his throat, and he has to send it to the town .The gourd mother who was running in front gave a soft leg and knelt on the ground. Dai Hua went to change the gourd mother, and ran forward along the alley with the child on her shoulders as well.Gou Diamo hurriedly went to Tianbu's house. The gate of Tianbu's house was locked, and he ran back again. His idea was that if there was no bicycle, he could go to the road and let Bacao block the car.But when he walked to the east lane, he saw his mother Hulu and Dai Hua sitting on the ground from a distance. It turned out that after Hulu and his daughter-in-law went to work in the morning, his mother took care of the child. His mother wanted to spin thread, so she took a handful of abacus beads for the child to play with. Without thinking about it, the child ate a bead in his mouth and stuck his throat.His mother took it out with her hands, but she didn't take it out. The child's face was blue from holding back, and his mother ran away after holding the child up, but she didn't know who to look for when she ran.When Dai Hua helped the child to run across the east lane, the child suddenly said: Don’t run! Dai Hua said: If you don’t run, you will die, baby! Let’s find a way to solve it.I ran a few more steps, but thought: Why is the child talking? He held the child in his arms and said: Did you talk? The child said: No more.Dai Hua said: No, nothing? The child said: The abacus beads are gone.Dai Hua hurriedly opened the child's mouth and said: "Did you swallow it?" The child said: "It's spit out."But there was no abacus bead under his feet, so he asked the gourd mother to look for it on the road behind. Sure enough, there was an abacus bead on the road.Both of them sat on the ground and laughed, but couldn't laugh anymore. It's like thunder and lightning flashing in the sky and it's about to rain, but in the end it didn't rain at all. Goupimo watched them all go home, but felt boring, but thought that it's time to look at Bacao, I don't know how to wake up from drunkenness Didn't wake up. Bacao is fully awake, his torn padded jacket has been patched up, and his sunglasses are on his face again, but he has no spikes, and he hasn't even put out the tools for repairing tires with spikes, but he walks around the room like A trapped beast.As soon as the dog pee moss left, the bully asked, "Did you come to my place last night?" Goupiati said: You don’t remember, Xingkai and I helped you to the kang, washed your face, made soup, don’t you remember? Bacao said: I was drunk, you all left?! Goupimos said: You scolded Xingkai away. Bacao said: If you scold her and leave, she will leave? Dog urine moss said: If you scold her and leave, can she leave?! Bacao said: If you scold her, she should still be here! Dog urine moss said: Who do you think you are? Bacao said: I am Yebacao! The dog urine moss said: hum! Bacao said: What are you humming? Goupiamos said: The apricot blossoms are so beautiful... Bacao said: She is the only beautiful in the world? Goupimos said: But she is definitely the captain. Bacao said: All I want is the captain's daughter! Dog pee moss walked by the door. Bacao said: You stop! Dog pee moss does not stand still.Bacao grabbed the dog's urine, like grabbing a chicken, and the dog struggled so hard that he couldn't get away.Bacao used his big nose to press down the small nose of the dog's pee moss, and even pressed out his eyes, and said: Am I wrong, eh? Here, she's gone, bitchy woman! The dog pee moss was so crushed that he couldn’t breathe. He said: You can crush me, you can crush me a persimmon! You know, Xing Kai went back to steal his big money and wanted to pay you the arrears, so she beat her up , playing all night, you know that? In the meaning of dog pee moss, he told the truth about Xing Kai being beaten and scolded so much, he wanted to warn Ba Cao that since he and Xing Kai were not doing well, he should stop pestering and resenting Xing Kai.However, what Goupiati didn't expect was that Bacao stayed there all of a sudden, and said: Xingkai wants to steal money from me? She beat her up? Goupiati said, "That's right, they fought all night, with a bench." , broke one of the legs of the bench! The hair on Bacao's head was almost standing up, he lifted the door stick behind the door, and said: "Dog pee moss, follow me, follow me! I fell asleep He went to the village like a fire. It was a windy noon, the wind blew the sun upside down, the broken porcelain pieces in the alley were all glowing, the leaves of the trees ran past, and all the porcelain light flowed.Ba Cao walked ahead with a stick in his hand, and there was a light on his head, like a cockscomb, like a flame, flickering, but white gas was sprayed from his mouth and nose, and the white gas trailed behind him like a beard.Goupiati had never seen Bacao so fierce before. He was a little scared, so he dodged, hid behind a tree, and ran away. Bacao went all the way to the gate of Manpen's house, the gate was closed, kicked the gate open, and said loudly: Manpen, Zhu Manpen, come out! Man Pot took a cage of potatoes from the cellar, and the potatoes had sprouted. He was sitting at the door of the kitchen pulling the sprouts. He was surprised when he saw Ba Tiao kick the door open, and then he stood up and said: What are you doing? The slot said: Have you had a beating? Man said: Did the beating have anything to do with you! The bully said: I will tell you when I come today, well said, I will recognize you as my husband in the future, if... full The ground became dry, and said: If your mother's ×! You recognize my father-in-law, you don't take a picture of yourself, even if Xing Kai dies of old age and doesn't marry, he won't follow you! Bacao said: Xing Kai and I'm asleep, why don't you let me be with you?! A basket full of potatoes was thrown over and hit Bacao's body.The sunglasses fell on the ground, but they were not broken. Bacao bent down to pick them up, but the potatoes on the ground slipped him down again. He got up and said, "Manbain, you are the first to do this today!" Manbain said: I Just do it, and you do it too! Didn’t you take a wooden stick to beat people? You do it, you do it! The pot is full of short stature, but it’s as strong as a shovel, and you already have a shovel in your hand.Ba Cao raised the wooden stick, but he didn't dare to swing it over, and frantically hit the potatoes on the ground with the stick.A full basin of shovel was slapped on Bacao's buttocks, he staggered, and he wanted to slap a second shovel, Bacao picked it up and ran away. This incident caused a sensation in Gulu Village. People didn't care how much anger Manpen suffered, and they didn't care whether Bacao's shovel hurt his muscles and bones. They were talking about the fact that Bacao and Xingkai had a good relationship, and that Ba Cao said in person that he and Xing Kai had already slept together.Ah, how dare this thief, Bacao, sleep with Xingkai? This woman, Xingkai, has no brains, can a flower bloom like a flower, ah, how can Bacao be pinched?! For the next three days, the full basin did not go out, fell asleep, no one rang the clock for work, and the crow dropped a thin piece of shit on it, which was white.But Bacao went to Tian Ya and asked Tian Ya why he couldn't get along with him. Tian Ya was the leader of the women's group, and said: Have I talked to you for many years? You want me to quarrel with you, and I haven't had time yet! Cao Cao said: Then why did you say at the grain appraisal meeting that I should not judge? Tian Ya said: Who told you this? Ba Cao said: The wall has ears, did you say you said it? Tian Ya said: I didn’t.I don't like gossip the most, since you ask me, you can ask Zaohuo.Bacao said: Zaohuo said it first? Tian Ya said: I didn't say that Zaohuo said it, I just let you ask Zaohuo.Bacao went to look for the stove fire, the stove fire was lit at home, and it always failed to make a flame, and the smoke caused tears to flow. When Bacao came, he said, "I heard that the full basin broke your leg, why are you still running?" Bacao said : Zaohuo, you were the one who first said that I shouldn’t comment at the food evaluation meeting? Did you say that? Zaohuo said: “Well, what’s the matter, Tu Gen said that your life is good and you have meat to eat, I just said something If you have meat to eat, you still care about this little food? Bacao turned around and left, and the stove said, "Are you warming up?"Bacao said: Roast the fucker! Then I went to Tugen's house.Tugen was pushing the reeds in front of the door, and asked his son to help him turn over the reeds under the reeds. His son was black and blue from the cold, and he didn’t want to do it, so Tugen scolded him. He was so angry that he jumped down from Luke and beat his son.Bacao said: Did you see me eating meat? What?! Tugen said: What’s the matter? You eat meat or not, it’s my shit! Bacao said: It’s your shit! But you are commenting At the food meeting, it was said that I had meat to eat, so I didn’t comment on the grain? Tu Gen said: I said that? Bacao said: You just said it! You old man, dare to talk nonsense and dare not admit it?! Tu Gen Said: Good nephew, do you have something to say, let me think about it, did I say this? Oh, I said it, I heard Banxiang say that she saw you eating meat.Alas, Banxiang told people in the village, are you looking for something? Bacao said: Banxiang said it? Tugen said: Banxiang said it, I want you to find her. Is your kang mat rotten? If it’s rotten, bring it back and I’ll mend it for you, dog, dog, where did you die?! Tugen yelled at his son again, the son was in the yard, and he rushed into the yard to wring his ears out , but entered the yard and closed the gate.Ba Cao kicked the door with his foot and went to Baldy Jin's house.The bald man, Jin, was away, and Ban Xiang was chasing the chicken to see if there were any eggs in the chicken's buttocks. The chicken flew to the courtyard wall, and then flew out of the courtyard. He grabbed the chicken's tail and shouted sharply: "Oh, how do you know I'm pushing the chicken out? Touch the asshole quickly. Is there any eggs?" The bully kicked the chicken away and said: Touch your asshole! Xiang smiled and said: What are you talking about? What are you talking about in broad daylight? Bacao said: What are you talking about? When did you see me eating meat? Ban Xiang was still laughing and said: You eat meat, who do you want to eat? Meat? Be careful of bald Jin hitting you! The bully kept his face dark and said: At the grain evaluation meeting, you said you shouldn’t judge me? There is no food! The bald man Jin looked at you, and he ran away and never came back, so that my family can’t be judged! Bacao said: I only ask you, did you see me eating meat? Ban Xiang said: You eat meat Eat with the door closed, can you let me see it? Bacao said: Then you will tell people that I eat meat?! Banxiang said: I said? Who is it? Bacao said: It is soil root.You told Tugen! Banxiang said: I didn’t say you eat meat, but you eat tofu. Tian Ya told me that yourself. I’m from the old valley, so I’m a bully?! Bacao said: Who bullied you, I was framed for no reason and I bullied you? If you don’t give a review, don’t give a review, say I eat meat, I eat fuck Remains! Going to leave.But Banxiang held Bacao back and wanted to meet Tian Ya together to see if Tian Ya told her about eating tofu.Ban Xiang tugged at the hem of his clothes and did not let go of Ba Cao, making a noise and went to Tian Ya's house again.Tian Ya asked Bacao: I told you, I told you Bacao eats tofu, you said, have you eaten tofu yet? Bacao said: Come eat tofu, eat twenty catties of tofu, what? Tian Ya said : You ate tofu, why are you looking for me? Hey, I was talking nonsense, you came to look for me?! Bacao said: I asked about food evaluation, why didn’t you give me a food evaluation? Tian Ya said: I Whether you comment on the food or not, I only ask you about eating tofu! Banxiang is also yelling: You have eaten tofu, twenty catties of tofu almost killed you, why don’t you let others tell? Find out about me , Why are you looking for me? The two women shouted: "Why are you looking for me, why are you looking for me?" Domineeringly said: "This, what's going on? Obviously, if you don't judge me, everyone will No responsibility? I felt my nose itchy, and when I touched it, a boil appeared on the tip of my nose.At night, the corners of his mouth were rotten and his eyes were red, so he ran out the door and howled like a wolf in the alley alone. The roar could be heard by everyone, and the mother-in-law was sitting on the kang with paper-cut flowers, muttering to herself why this domineering temper was getting weirder and weirder.Goupimos said: Mother, do you think he is a good person? Mother-in-law said: People are good and people are bad, how can you say that, everything in the world is easy to recognize, but people are hard to recognize.Overbearing treats Xing Kai, if it is easy, he will feed Xing Kai buns, and stuff his mouth when he is full. It is not good, the dog-faced in-laws will turn their faces when they say they turn against each other, who told him again? The matter of apricot blooming has caused unrest in the whole village.The dog pee moss said: That's what I told him.The mother-in-law said: What did you say? You still think that a pile of shit doesn’t smell bad, so stir it with a stick?! As he spoke, he got angry and twisted the mouth of the dog’s pee moss: You were born by a long-tongued woman, so you like to gossip?! Goupiati repeatedly argued that he wanted to scare Bacao, and the mother-in-law said, Bacao eats soft and not hard, you scare him?! The next day, when the mother-in-law left for work, she locked Goupiati in the room and asked him to wait a few days. Do not go out for days.But Bacao asked the cow bell to send a message to the dog, and asked the dog to go to him. The cow bell lay on the back window and told the dog, and the dog climbed out from the back window and went to the cabin. The cabin door was locked.The dog pee moss thought: Call me, but the other person is not there?! When he turned to leave, he heard the cat saying: "Wonderful, wonderful."At the same time, there was a sound, like a cow raking a paddy field.Looking in through the crack of the door, four bare feet were exposed from the quilt on the kang, two feet pointing upwards, two feet pointing downwards, with fingers sticking out.He didn't see what was going on for a while, the cat was pulling the quilt hanging down under the kang, and pulled the quilt to the ground. Ba Tiao and Xing Kai were naked on the kang.Goupitai suddenly had a rumble in his mind. He knew what he was busy with, but he stayed there for a while, and left without knowing.Bacao's butt protruded, like a millstone being smashed, and made a kind of noise, the kind of noise of gnashing teeth, but Xing Kai screamed as if being killed, the more he screamed, the louder the noise, and then the middle of the kang collapsed, Xing Kai's The body was gone, and the legs were raised in the air.Only then did Goupiamos leave, turned around and ran past the wooden house, bypassed the River Town Tower, and sat on a stone by the river. Dog urine moss had never experienced such a thing, he remembered what Cow Bell had said.It is unlucky for the person who bumps into this kind of thing, so he gets angry.Ang Chi fish in the river is calling his name again: Ang Er Chi - Ang Er Chi - Seeing that the River Town Tower is leaning much more than before, why doesn't the Town River Tower collapse? It collapsed and buried the log cabin, and the dog urine moss said in his heart: I will not save people either. After an unknown amount of time, the door of the cabin rang, and Ba Tiao shouted: "Dog pee moss, dog pee moss! Gou pee moss did not make a sound."Bacao actually turned to the back of the tower and said, "Come here, come here!" Gou Niati followed Bacao back to the cabin, and the house was in a mess. He saw Xing Kai who was already walking towards the village. Straight, now you can't walk in a line, and the cat is following behind.The quilts and mats on the kang were rolled up, and a page of adobe in the middle of the kang collapsed.He looked at the door again, wondering why the door was locked when he was in the room just now, only to find that the door was so wide that he could lock the outer lock from the inside and close it from the inside.Bacao said: You have seen it all? Goupiamos said: What did you see? Bacao said: If you see it, you will see it. Can you still talk about it in the village.Dog urine moss said: I will not say.Bacao said: You just say it! Goupiamosai said: Who are you, who is Xing Kai?The bully said: So you broke the elm tree? The dog urine moss said: I broke it, you want to beat me? The bully said: I want to treat you to steamed rice! If Bacao didn't beat Goupiati, he would invite him to eat steamed rice. Gouiatai didn't believe that there would be such a good thing, and said: Eat steamed rice? Take a look at Bacao. There was less than half a pot of rice, all poured into a clay pot, filled with water, and then poured into the pot again to start the stove fire.Gou Uitai confirmed that making steamed rice was real. The temptation of steamed rice made him forget his troubles and humiliation, and immediately went to the back of the house to hug a bunch of straw, and he himself lit the fire for the trough.Bacao said: "Goupeia, what do you like in this house? Take whatever you like!" Goupeia couldn't believe his ears, and said, "Give me that pile of corn tassels, and I'll braid the matchlock." .Bacao said: What more? Goupimos said: Hey, what's wrong with you, you are so close to me? Bacao said: I have to thank you for tipping me off.Goupimos was bold and said: I want your sunglasses.Bacao said: You will want it broken (guquan)! I won’t give you the sunglasses, I can’t sleep without them at night.The dog pee moss said: Then give me the pig's tail.Bacao said: That doesn't work either, we'll eat it later.The dog urine moss said: Then I don't want anything.But he put a pencil on the table into his pocket. This pencil looks like a leather palm when he used spikes. The steamed rice was ready, and there was only one bowl in the cabin, so Gou Niati took the water ladle from the bucket and asked him to put the steamed rice in the water ladle to eat.Bacao didn't let the dog pee moss eat it in a hurry, but put all the steamed rice in the rice bowl, then chopped the pig's tail hanging behind the door with a knife, chopped it into small lumps, put it in the pot to refine the oil, and then Pour in the rice and fry.Bacao said: If you want to eat, you can eat delicious food! Two people ate all the steamed rice fried in oil.The dog piss was eaten sitting on the stool. His legs were short and his feet couldn't touch the ground. He ate too much. He could move his neck but couldn't move his body. He couldn't get off the stool.After finally slipping down from the bench, he took the initiative to go to the river to wash the pot, but he wanted to vomit, so he quickly covered his mouth.Bacao said: Have you eaten yet? Goupimos said: Don't talk to me, I will vomit if you talk.Ba Cao said: I didn't bet with you, just vomit if you want to.Dog urine moss said: I am reluctant to vomit.He covered his mouth again and didn't speak again.