Chapter 19 Chapter Nineteen

Early the next morning, I received a call from Ribs, asking me how I felt about Wu Mingming, and I told the truth: "I don't feel anything. If I force me to say it, I just feel weird." Ribs saw that I didn't understand what he meant, so he asked more bluntly: "Didn't you live together last night? Why didn't you feel it? Didn't you do anything?" It is the most useless and infuriating thing for people to think that they are thieves who have never stolen anything. I scolded him angrily: "Fuck! Can that bitch do whatever she wants? They didn't treat me at all. Throw it home and run away."

I stated the facts to him, but he took it as my regret and complained: "So you want to run someone else, but they didn't give you a chance? It's understandable, the ducks in the pot have flown again, it's inevitable. Get angry, don't worry, take your time, I heard from my girlfriend that Wu Mingming is quite satisfied with you, and it will be logical to deal with her when the time comes, and it will come naturally." I scolded him angrily again: "Another piece of bullshit! I solemnly warn you, I didn't even think about dealing with her, and I didn't have the intention to deal with her. I'm a good person, a gentleman, and you don't know that."

Ribs laughed loudly: "Who is it? I am also a man, and I am your old buddy. What are you pretending to be? Hahahaha..." In a burst of wild laughter, Ribs hung up the phone, and I called again, but he didn't answer.This guy loves to play this trick the most. He throws a stinky piss at you, and you catch it by surprise. When you want to throw it back, he runs away, leaving the stinky piss in your hand to disgust you. I reluctantly gave up my attempt to fight back against Ribs, put down the phone and prepared to go back to my mother's house and continue to work as the director of the reception for my parents.Just as I put down the phone, the phone rang again. I thought it was Ribs who was calling to continue to anger me. I grabbed the phone and was about to scold him, but the female voice on the phone made me shut up in time: "Are you Yang Wei?"

As soon as I heard it, I knew it was Wu Mingming.I said, "Yes, you are Wu Mingming, right?" Wu Mingming chuckled a few times, and her big purple teeth were shaking immediately in front of my eyes: "Yes, your ears are quite good. You drank a lot yesterday. Are you okay today?" Her friendly condolences moved me. Anyway, I can’t deny others just because she smiled with big purple teeth. Who doesn’t have teeth?The difference is the length of the lips and the color of the tooth itself.I told her sincerely: "After a good night's sleep, except for my head being a little heavy, everything else is fine, I'm fine, thank you."

Wu Mingming asked me again: "Thank you for what? No, what are you doing today?" I originally wanted to go back to my mother's house and work as the head of the reception for my parents. Her question made my heart flutter, and I replied, "It's nothing, just stay." Wu Mingming immediately asked me out: "Why are you staying? Come out and play." I asked: "Where to play?" Wu Mingming: "Anywhere is fine, whatever you want." To be honest, Wu Mingming has not left a complete image in my brain. What she looks like is vague in my mind.All I can think of is her big purple teeth.Meeting her yesterday was very sudden, most of the time her position was on my flank, and then I drank and drank a mess, now let me evaluate her overall impression, it is really hard to recall.

I said, "I don't know where to play, what places can we play here?" I'm telling the truth, in winter in the north, small outdoor parks are definitely not suitable for men and women of our age.I really don't know about other places to play, and I guess those places like karaoke bars and cafes will not open at this point. Wu Mingming said: "Then why don't you accompany me to the shopping mall, and have lunch together at noon, and I'll treat you." I've heard that when a man and a woman go shopping together, the man stays with the woman and is full of enthusiasm, and the two are probably lovers.The man hides aside or is bored and helpless, and the two are probably husband and wife.A man and a woman eat together, and the woman pays the bill, most likely they are husband and wife, and the man pays the bill, most likely they are lovers.Although she and I are neither a lover nor a husband and wife, at best we can only be regarded as friends who have just met. In this boring time, no matter what, it is better to be able to take a walk with her and talk to her than to be bored at home alone. The meal was settled... In an instant, I weighed the pros and cons of dating her, and I immediately agreed to her.

That day, I spent a whole day with Wu Mingming. First, I accompanied her to the shopping mall. She bought some messy things for women. I was not sure whether I should pay the bill or she should pay the bill. I have no experience in this area.Fortunately, she didn't make things difficult for me, and paid for everything in time, leaving no room for me to be polite.She treats guests for lunch, but it's a set meal from a chain store, at the level of ten yuan per person.In the afternoon, there was really nothing to do and no place to go, so she took me to sing in a karaoke bar she knew, and the time was 50% off in the afternoon, so the boss didn't confiscate the money and let us sing for nothing.

I took a closer look at her, and she looked pretty good, if she didn't open her mouth and laugh out loud, she would look passable.Measured by Chinese standards, her face is shorter than that of a horse and longer than that of a human. This is the standard of Chinese people. Measured by foreigners' standards, her face is quite normal.The eyes are quite beautiful, big and round, with double eyelids, it may be a problem of age, a little bags under the eyes, not serious, justified.She put on light makeup, and her skin is white and thin, but she is not sure that her skin is really good, because women nowadays can use an inexhaustible variety of cosmetics to cover up their flaws and highlight their advantages .I secretly speculate that although she is worse than Ye Shengnan in terms of appearance, if I really "make it" with her, will I really be able to live a better life than Ye Shengnan?Just thinking of Ye Shengnan, Ye Shengnan appeared.

When Ye Shengnan appeared, we just came out of karaoke and were standing there wondering where to go and what to do next. A red Xiali with no buttocks brushed against my body and stopped in front of me, which shocked me. Just about to scold someone, the car window rolled down, Ye Shengnan showed her pretty face through the car window, and called me with a playful smile: "Daddy Yang, what are you doing?" I said, "What's the matter, just wander around." Ye Shengnan looked at Wu Mingming beside me: "Who is this? Let me introduce you to each other." I had no choice but to introduce: "This is Wu Mingming, my friend." Then I introduced Ye Shengnan to Wu Mingming: "Ye Shengnan..."

Ye Shengnan took the initiative to reveal her identity: "Yang Dadan's ex-wife." She didn't get out of the car, and didn't shake hands with Wu Mingming. She looked Wu Mingming up and down exaggeratedly, as if the Chinese people met foreigners on the street just after the reform and opening up. Wu Mingming took my arm just right, and said calmly, "Hello." But Ye Shengnan didn't respond, pretending not to hear Wu Mingming's greeting, staring at me and asking: "You're running around outside, where's Eggy?" She clearly knows that Eggy is already grown up, even if I don't "run away", he won't stick behind me as a follower like when I was a child. Answer: "It's at her grandma's house, what are you asking him for?"

Ye Shengnan said "Oh": "Why don't you do it, my son, what's the matter?" Then he looked at Wu Mingming again, and he didn't know whether to say to me or Wu Mingming: "Goodbye!" Driving the car He ran away in a hurry. Ye Shengnan doesn't know if it's the Spring Festival, or if she's old, she's a little fatter than when we divorced, the fine lines on her face may have been flattened by fat, but she seems younger. "You are not a good ex-wife." Wu Mingming sighed. I said, "It's a good thing, will I still divorce her?" Most men would say this in the situation I encountered today, perhaps, all men's instincts in this area are as innate as other instincts.This sentence made Wu Mingming very useful. I felt it from the fact that she hugged my arm even tighter.At the same time, I also felt two lumps of heavy, soft flesh on the upper edge of my arm. My heart was beating wildly, and my face was slightly feverish. The feeling of an innocent boy made me feel very funny.I don't know if she noticed my reaction, she still put her arms around my arm and put her mouth close to my ear and asked me: "What's the next show?" Her breathing made my ears itchy, and I smelled a smell of footwashing water in my nose. I looked around, and of course no one was washing their feet nearby, so this smell must be coming from her mouth of.I really don't understand how people's mouths can smell of footwashing water. This makes me slightly disappointed, because I am most afraid of people with bad breath. The smell of footwashing water in her mouth, can I still have the patience to sleep on the same bed with her.I hope her smell is only accidental and temporary, not something inherent and long-term.Ye Shengnan has never had a strange taste in her mouth, even if she just ate raw onion and garlic, she will not leave that strange taste in her mouth. I don't know if she was born with it or acquired it, anyway, she got married For so many years, I have never been tortured by her breath. Even if you wake up in the middle of the night and you kiss her at any time, she can still guarantee fresh breath. I really don't know how she does it.On the contrary, she often complained that the smell of smoke in my mouth made her dizzy, and she complained, but she never refused me to kiss her because of the unpleasant smell of smoke oil in my mouth. I suddenly thought of ribs and braised pork, so I suggested: "Look for ribs and play with them." Wu Mingming didn't agree with my proposal. She didn't refute me directly, but she judged that the ribs must have something to do now, and suggested that we should not disturb others.I understand, she doesn't want our affairs to have ribs and they continue to mix, which means that our affairs have entered a new stage, that is, the stage of acting alone, although this stage has come too soon, I have no reason to refuse.So I followed her suggestion and came to a coffee shop called "Huangsha Island" with her.It was the first time I knew that not only coffee but also food could be served in a coffee shop, so we ate and drank in this coffee shop and chatted for a long time, and I didn’t go home until eleven or twelve o’clock at night.Of course, I pay the bill for the consumption in the coffee shop, if I continue to rely on Wu Mingming to pay the bill, I will inevitably be suspected of being soft. After that, we continued to date and communicate. Although we never talked about marriage publicly, in our minds, it seemed that getting married and starting a family was the final destination.To be honest, falling in love is like two people getting on the bus. No matter what the result is, whether you get married or break up, you just get off at the last stop.Especially men and women like us who were introduced by others, from the moment they met, the purpose was very clear: if they agree, they will get married and start a family, and if they don't, they will break up.So, since we have met and dated, and we haven't hit it off, there seems to be no fresh answer other than getting married and starting a family.