Chapter 98 do you love me or not

do you love me or not Feng Tang Long before I met Xiaocui, I had heard all kinds of legends about her: she was said to be a typical Beijing girl, with a bold, contemptuous, comfortable, and rough personality; He made his debut at the age of 20, dared to drink and drink, dared to sleep well, and became famous.All in all, if there are only two things in common among all kinds of male and female celebrities, old and young alternatives on the street in recent years, the first is that they can't drink Xiao Cui, and the second is that they have all slept with Xiao Cui (or been slept by Xiao Cui).

Now that Xiaocui is sitting in front of me, the legends are lingering, and I began to doubt the authenticity of these legends.Xiaocui was dressed in business attire, with long hair, black socks, and sophisticated accessories. She didn't talk too much, and the atmosphere at the dinner table was neither too thick nor too weak.If she hadn't drank three bottles of beer while talking and laughing, I would have doubted whether she was the legendary Xiao Cui. Xiaocui smiled and told me not to be surprised.Taimei can't be a lifetime, she washes her hands and becomes a white-collar worker.When a white-collar worker is good for his stomach, he goes to work on a regular basis, eats on a regular basis, and takes Spanish courses in his spare time, he feels that he is improving every day.

Xiaocui laughed a second time and told me not to be surprised.After all the peach blossoms were gone, she found a regular boyfriend.Graduated from Tsinghua Electric, read MBA, changed career to work as an accountant, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and the proportion of measurements is appropriate. "But I don't know if he loves me or not." "After you get him drunk, ask him." I suggested. "I tried it. I asked him, do you love me? He said, yes. I asked again, how much do you love me? He said, love as much as you want. I asked again, how do you prove it? He said, this is an axiom, it cannot be proved, it can only be believed.”

Xiaocui decides to prove the falsehood.Xiao Cui has slept with the young philosophers, and knows that if the axiom can never be falsified, it will be established. The seller of pirated CDs came to Xiaocui's company every Thursday to provide service.Xiao Cui picked out a semi-porn DVD and played it on Friday night, asking her Tsinghua boyfriend to watch it with her.Tsinghua's boyfriend said, Xiaocui, you should look after yourself first, the house is too messy, he has to clean up.So I jumped up and vacuumed the floor, sweating profusely. Every now and then, Xiaocui hints at Tsinghua's boyfriend casually. When she was Xiaoao on the street, she met a woman named Xiaohong.Xiaocui described Xiaohong's benefits in detail, until she couldn't help her heart fluttering, and her boyfriend from Tsinghua University was snoring softly and steadily.At the end of the day, her boyfriend was very righteous. If the three of them had to share the same bed, Xiao Cui would have to find another man to make up the numbers.

Every time her boyfriend went on a business trip, Xiaocui made a thorough investigation.Xiaocui sent him to the taxi, and when he was supposed to arrive at the airport in 40 minutes, she called, "Do you love me or not?".When the plane arrived at the destination, her boyfriend's cell phone was just turned on, when Xiao Cui called, "Do you love me or not?".After checking in at the boyfriend hotel, just entering the room, the phone in the room rang, and it was Xiaocui asking, "Do you love me or not?".Give your boyfriend an hour to go out to dinner, and then call, "Do you love me or not?".Tsinghua’s boyfriend finally fell asleep, the phone rang, and the bedside alarm clock showed 3:00 in the morning, “Sir, do you want a massage?” Tsinghua’s boyfriend was anxious, “Xiaocui, don’t make trouble! I love you.” On the other side of the phone The massage lady was puzzled, "Sir, don't worry, wake up first, I'll be there in a while."

I finally understand how painful it is for a hero to end and a beauty to be late, but what is even more painful is the closest person to the hero and beauty.