Chapter 99 Dinner and wine and sex and ten thousand miles of mountains and rivers and twenty years of articles

Dinner and wine and sex and ten thousand miles of mountains and rivers and twenty years of articles Feng Tang I got in touch with old brother Aidan through my bookseller Shi Tao.It was very difficult to publish my first novel, which took eleven months and went through twenty publishing houses.The result seems to be a woman with dystocia and postpartum complications. She has not given birth to many children, but doctors, nurses, and other writers who are as difficult to create as having children know a lot. That day was at a Guizhou restaurant called Huangguoshu on Ping’an Avenue. There was Erguotou, dog meat, me, elder brother Ai, Shi Tao, Kong Yi, two female literature lovers, and a plane that had just finished anorectal surgery. Design master Chen Dan.The worst thing was Chen Dan, who couldn't drink in a large bowl, eat a large piece of meat, and had to prop his butt off the chair with his hands like a gymnast, so as not to compress and swell the surgical wound.Brother Ai said: "Order two small dishes to eat." So he set the tone for all future meetings: there will be dinner, wine and sex.

dinner.The places are all over the capital, and the one who goes the most is "Kong Yiji".Jiangnan cuisine raises talents, Kong Yiji lives in a low place and never forgets his stinking skills, Lu Xun has correct thinking and moral character has not been polluted by the Cultural Revolution, so we often go there.During the dinner, the most awesome person was my elder brother Ai. According to the "Beijing Youth Daily" report, elder brother Ai was the first of the eighteen heroes in Sanlitun.The gold and silver he scattered in the dinner and wine bureaus were enough to buy eighteen "Kong Yiji" and eighteen mustard shops.So far in my life, I have seen three of the most awesome people.The first one is my college janitor, who wears loafers all year round and eats garlic three times a day.The second is a patient I managed during my internship.At that time, there was a corrupt official living in the same ward. His subordinates came to visit him every day and brought all kinds of flowers. There was also a rich man who lived in him every day. Horse boys came to visit him and brought all kinds of spirits.The patient I took care of was a thin old man. No one had visited him for more than ten days, and he was curled up in a corner by himself.Suddenly one day, more than a dozen beauties came, each with long hair and slick waists, and all kinds of cries and tears.My lean patient is a professor at the Dance Academy, who shares the same profession as Li Yu and directs a group of actors. I think he is awesome.The third one is Brother Ai. I heard people say that if one day, if the old brother falls down, he eats all over the capital, and no one will let him pay for it.

liquor.There are dinners ten times, and big drinks nine times.Men become shellfish when they grow up, and they can only emerge from their shells after drinking Erguotou.Brother Ai, one "little two" (the nickname of Erguotou) is not showing his head, two "little twos" blink, three "little twos" hum a little song, and four "little twos" start to touch the hands of the girls sitting next to them , five "little twos" began to touch the hand of a Beijing patient sitting next to him.Brother Ai's drinking capacity is bottomless, he drinks "Xiao Er" purely to get out of his shell, and to take the opportunity to touch girls.More people took out the second child to go to the street after drinking five "little twos", such as Kong Yi.

color.Ten times of dinner, ten times of color.Literary young women, literary female students, literary female editors, literary female reporters, literary female writers, literary female gangsters, literary female hooligans, literary female nympho.However, sometimes it is spring, sometimes it is dish, sometimes it is fairy, and sometimes it is monster.Brother Ai is great, his eyes are full of spring, full of goblins, especially after ten small dishes and five "little twos".Elder brother Ai has peach blossoms in his eyes and a pure face, which reminds me of Liu Dabai who wrote the passionate love poem "Post Kiss" in his forties.

If Aidan is a plant, dinner is soil, wine is water, and color is fertilizer, Aidan's articles are like growing flowers and plants.From Xinjiang to San Francisco, to New York, the mountains and rivers of ten thousand miles; the young gangsters to the cynics, to the middle-aged idealists, the family and the country in the past twenty years; all fell into a collection of essays called "Aidan Composition".Thick and thin hair, not bright, but strong.The only regret is that the flowers and plants are too sparse.Especially when I think of so much soil for growing flowers, so much water for watering flowers, so much fertilizer for promoting flowers.

Kong Yi, the designer, suggested that Aidan, Shi Tao, and I should start a company together to make comprehensive designs for the rich (including family emblems and genealogy), so as to improve the status of these local hooligans and elevate them to nobles.The name of the company is all ready, called "Shi Kongai Zhang" (Zhang is my real surname), the partnership system is like a law firm, and it has an oriental flavor, like Testicle Taro.After thinking it over with Aidan, we decided to let it go.There are two reasons. The first is that the name "Shi Kong Ai Zhang" sounds rather obscene, and the second is that Aidan and I are afraid that within three months, this company will be turned into a literary club and a lot of flowers and plants will be planted.

("Aidan's Composition", written by Aidan, Guangxi People's Publishing House, May 2002, priced at 26.00 yuan)