Chapter 97 How to be a monster?

How to be a monster? Feng Tang I envy those who are born knowing what they should do.These people are born or have simple traits.If you are physically strong and your mind is as calm as water, you can be Jing Ke.If you have a pretty face and big breasts, you can be Su Xiaoxiao.Or with a simple purpose, such as Zhan Tianyou was born to build a railway, such as Sun Yat-sen was born to make a revolution.I never knew what to do with myself since I was born.I threw myself into the rivers and lakes like a five-cent steel jumper, and when I landed, it was not the national emblem side up, nor the wheat ear side up.My steel bunny is standing upside down without leaning on either side.

In fact, I knew very early on that I could only do two things well.The first is the text, I know how to place the text properly.When I was very young, I realized the power of words, what kind of words are wonderful words.Randomly flipping through: "Qingqing Zijin, caress my heart. But for the sake of the king, I have pondered it so far", and casually think of the girl I liked.She often wears a blue cloth skirt.She never wears perfume, but it smells so good, I can't tell if it's her body or her dress, but it's hers anyway.The second is logic. I know how to think things through clearly.Randomly flip it up, whether it's war or peace, whether it's a fat man surnamed Wang or a lame man surnamed Li.Read on, the kings who follow my suggestion are all strong and strong.If you don't follow my suggestion, you will cry to Gong'e.

I've been screwed since I was a kid.Deciding that words are used to express one's ambitions, not to make a living, is like not being able to spend time drinking, cooking cranes and burning zithers, and eating steamed stuffed buns with human flesh.The use of clear logic is also limited. You can only be a good student. Behind my hands, my feet are aligned, I study hard, and I make progress every day.I am sincere, I am righteous, I cultivate myself, I regulate the family, I rule the country, and I level the world.I cut wood with a rope, I wear water through a stone, I haven't peeped in gardens for three years, and I don't make friends with female literary hooligans.I don't watch the indecent, I don't listen to the indecent, I don't say the indecent, I am pregnant with Mencius.I'm busy, I'm tired, I get up early, I go to bed late.

However, I still can't forget the beauty of words. When I was in middle school, I had poor limbs and an underdeveloped cerebellum, so I couldn't invite that blue skirt to dance vulgar youth ballroom dances.I sent her a vulgar and obscene love poem called "Yin" on a sheet of scratch paper: I imprint the moon in the sky the sky is mine I printed a shoe on the ground land is mine i kiss your forehead you are mine When I was in college, I wrote fake Jin Yong and fake Cologne and sold them to buy blue cloth skirts for my girlfriend.I am the most like Gu Long, and I also advocate minimalism, less is more, and less is better.I also like to use "carcass" when describing girls.My Lu Xiaofeng not only has four eyebrows, but also has three penises, making her more manly.

When I go to work, I look at the wealthy businessmen around me, compare them with Fatty Wang and Lame Li, and imagine the depths of their hearts.Don't go to Hawaii to watch grass dances during the holidays, and don't go to Tibet to pretend to be confused.The bright moon is like frost, and the wind is like water. I spread out the pen and paper, and I quietly observe the beauty of words. There are many disadvantages of not relying on both sides.For example, there is not enough time, and the text cannot reach the height that could have been achieved.Quantity determines quality to a certain extent, and at least to a large extent determines strength.Updike wrote a "Run Rabbit," a "Run Rabbit."But by the time he wrote "The Rabbit Comes Back" and "The Rabbit Is Rich," Updike was the master.For example, the desire is not strong, there is no desire to earn "uncountable money", and there is no desire to be an extremely powerful minister.Just like Zeng Guofan, the most successful person in history, said: "In the affairs of the world, those who are profitable and greedy will make half of it, and those who are motivated and forced will make half of it." I have no light in my eyes and no fire in my heart.I have a deep glass full of wine, and my food and drink are safe.I'm a piece of shit.It has nothing to do with being smart or not, or working hard.

There are also advantages of not relying on both sides.For example, writing is independent. In terms of writing, I don't seek fame or money. According to my understanding, I will write my eternal articles.I don't teach the bookseller how to brush his teeth in the morning and evening, and the bookseller doesn't need to teach me how to reconcile the crowd and make a selling point.Such as psychological balance.I look at the rich and powerful businessmen around me, and the moon and stars are rare in their hearts, and the water is not happy.A hundred years later, no one will remember them, but young people at that time will guess how delicate Su Xiaoxiao is, and follow my advice to fall in love with the girl who often wears a blue cloth skirt by her side.

Standing upside down without leaning on both sides is not a steady state.I still don't know what to do.When you are young, this kind of appearance is called having ideals.At my age, my mother said, this look is called a monster.