Chapter 52 body, mind

body, mind Feng Tang One of countless wine bureaus, one of countless strangers, left a contact method, including a mobile phone number, MSN number, and a link to a personal blog.I think China Mobile’s stock price-earnings ratio is only 15, so I should buy some. Microsoft is terrible. In ten years, it will be stronger than any traditional telecom operator. The spirit is fine.That stranger seems to be working in IT, continue to ask me, how many people do you think have blogs in China now?It took me five seconds to tell him, twenty million.He said, the newspaper said 16 million, which was the figure at the end of last year. Now it must be around 20 million. How did you guess?This can’t tell him that using the brain as a crystal racket, and using the ass as a database if it doesn’t work, are the basic skills and housekeeping skills necessary for us to do management consulting: There are 100 million Chinese netizens, and this number is included in the IDG report.10% of the population tends to show exhibitionism, and this proportion among netizens should be doubled. I used to study medicine, and I have studied psychology and psychiatry. I know this proportion.20% of 100 million is 20 million.

I also have a blog, and I was recruited by a familiar editor from Sina to help me upload my original essays to make up the numbers, and I basically didn't have time to take care of it.Later, the editor said, take good care of it, write something new, just scratch your pubic and nose hairs, and tens of millions of idlers will click in to see what you are talking about.I think, 1. The company should prohibit employees from using Sina. An employee spends 7 hours of effective working time during the day, and 2 hours are spent on Sina. 2. Back when Sina stock was priced at US$1 per share, I tried to persuade a stuttering boy from Tsinghua University who wanted to buy a BMW X5 and bring a collection of Haizi’s poems to him to talk about his life with a goddess from Chongqing, to buy Sina. China always needs one or two portals. 3. Sooner or later, Sina and MSN will launch blog VIP service, which is like operating a karaoke cash box, renting out webpage locations and collecting money according to time and click rate.

Basically, I only read blogs written by literati. When something falls into the hands of literati, it becomes complicated. I like this kind of complexity.Good literati blogs, such as unofficial history of the Tang and Song Dynasties, essays of the Ming and Qing Dynasties.In terms of content, tell the truth, don't hide it, night rain and spring wine, deep alley apricot blossoms, record the freshness that happened at the moment.In terms of form, it is straight-forward, simple and simple, if you can’t remember a word, make up one or mark it with pinyin, and don’t look it up in an idiom dictionary.The only exception is Gao Xiaosong's blog.One word, cow.Two words, awesome.Four words, that is awesome.A strong life needs no explanation.Be contemptuous, proud or humble, just be true, not pretend.I saw it once, outside the Meridian Gate of the Forbidden City, at two o’clock at night, in his newly refitted caravan, drinking, listening to him playing the Petersburg suicide note from his new album, listening to him talk about how to fall in love and how big green hats are flying, watching the car The red and blue police lights flickering ten meters outside the window, looking at the Meridian Gate where the ghosts meet side by side thirty meters away from the car window.

Hu Jiujiu's blog is a typical literati blog, which is much better than mine. It is basically written for the blog, and it is inexhaustible. It does not require major surgery and cannot be published in print media.Viewed on the computer's LCD screen, it looks like a page of graffiti covered with brains, with a body and thoughts. have a body. For example: "Haier Suxi is a woman in uniform, her catchphrase is 'uniform temptation', and every time she sees her, she will keep shooting wildly. This time when she masturbates and goes through the security check, the woman in uniform touches his whole body, and he spits out two words as always: Oye !” I went through the security check in China, and every time I took off my trouser belt and dentures half an hour in advance and put them in the suitcase, the alarm still sounded every time.I highly suspect that the airport department is worried that the security checkers in uniforms are boring, so they deliberately increase the sensitivity and give more opportunities for touching.Another example: "You must include yourself in the reason for drinking a cup, but someone must respond. Therefore, weird proposals came into being: one for those who graduated from Beijing Normal University, one for those who live outside the Fifth Ring Road, and one for those who have divorced." Drink one. If this is considered mediocre, look at the crystal bead chain standing up and saying: drink one for more than one sexual partner!" I have not been in Beijing for three years. When I saw these three short sentences, I was in a flash, in a trance, and I was in Beijing. On the edge of the second and third rings, the wine flags in the tavern are fluttering, and the young literary and artistic young women and fried peanuts are fragrant.

And thought. For example: "We must be patient enough with poetry. No matter how it develops, please always believe that when people need it, they will open the old language warehouse and move the forgotten poems." In today's world In fact, I no longer admire anyone but poets.When the per capita GDP of our motherland exceeds 5,000 US dollars, maybe we will see if there are any live fish in Baiyangdian, and if there are poets around.Another example: "Who did I give my 2005 to? MSN? Blog? New Weekly? Mobile phone? Bed? Toilet? A few poems? A few essays? A guest podcast? An MP3 recorder? A flat head? A new house? An LP ?A pile of disorganized books?A few discs?Ten boxes of business cards?A mixture of beer + liquor + foreign wine? Mixed with the middle class? 3909 AND 41 Ruida Building, Block A, Modern City? So-and-so 369 and Xiaoqiang? Five dozens of condoms? Half a hundred restaurants? Several bars? Runaway? Taxi time? The Rockets? Participating in other people’s birthdays? How many times have you been misunderstood? How many times have you lied? How many times you have won the Landlord? How many prizes you have won? Was disturbed by the footsteps of frequent job hopping? Seeing the planes gliding silently over Tongzhou? Forgot the name of the plant? Unpleasant mouth ulcers? How many times did you drink all night or work overtime? How many matinee movies? Two trips to Sichuan and one trip to Shanghai? A handful of fans? Buy it, let's take a bag, shall we?Line up all the beers you can drink in the rest of your life, can't reach one kilometer?

After all, it’s for writing. Go less to wine clubs, seldom sing in karaoke halls, seldom meet young literary and artistic women, write blogs, good things, treat it as a fool’s machine for photography, and a sketchbook for art.Waiting to read what Wang Shuo and others wrote, waiting to read what Hu Jiujiu and others wrote,,.