Chapter 53 Reading Forbidden Books by Pillow on a Snowy Night

Reading Forbidden Books by Pillow on a Snowy Night Feng Tang one.my banning career The world was originally a basin of clear water, and human beings were a mass of ink.Human beings grow up in the world, like a ball of ink falling into clear water, as time goes by, it will always become more and more muddy, not more and more clear.You don’t need to look at millions of years or hundreds of thousands of years. If you look back at the past twenty or thirty years, you will know how fast this muddy process is. Compared with the present post-modern society, the past years were always simple and clean, so beautiful.Television is only available after the upper grades of elementary school. A five-level TV series called "Eighteen Years of the Enemy Camp" is the first TV series in China. People who are stupid and not stupid are chasing after it, just like watching Supergirl in 2005.The main theme of the movie is absolutely, except for the female spies, who are all dressed as aunts, and there is no female character who can have sex.A kid who hangs around smoking in the street is defined as a hooligan, and anyone who can get video tapes and shampoo from a big restaurant is defined as a boss.There are basically no porn on the video tape, and the porn that can be borrowed has basically been dubbed four times. Basically, they are all fluffy pictures, which are more mosaic than mosaics. Basically, Vietnamese women pretend to be Chinese women, and Japanese men pretend to be beasts.Watching such porn requires a strong imagination. The hooligan brothers Liu Er and Liu San from the next door told me that they watched too many such porn, and they were as sensitive to light and shadow as Van Gogh. In the poplar forest, the shadows of the trees are whirling, and the hair is a little bit, and the lower body can be hardened.Computers have always been a novel thing. I learned BASIC programming in high school, drew a triangle and a circle, and went to the computer room to use the computer. I had to take off my shoes and change into slippers. For the first time in my life, I discovered that not only boys but girls also have smelly feet.When I went to college, I bought my first 5-inch floppy disk for ten yuan. The disk was as big as my face. I held it in my hand and thought it was really high-tech.Dial-up Internet access in the laboratory, 163, close the curtains, open Windows 3.1, experience the Internet for the first time, the speed is surprisingly slow, half an hour, the 200K blonde beauty with big breasts still only transmits to the upper body, my lower body is hard and soft .

In the simple, clean, good old days, the richest erotic education came from books. The first is Chinese textbooks.The teacher talked about Jia Yi, "On the Passing of the Qin Dynasty", and said that the policy is the whip, and the long policy is the long whip.The bad boy in our class took over and said, I am beyond my reach.Learn from Xia Yan's "Package Worker", "Use loudly on the toilet less than a foot away from other people's head", "Get up half-naked to open the door, grabbing pants to fight for the toilet", the bad boys in our class told me that they He didn't realize the miserable life of the bonded workers. He closed his eyes and imagined it, thinking it was very obscene.

Followed by ancient books.If it is published in simplified Chinese and horizontal layout, it must be an abridged version, and the style of writing is completely cut off. A rabbit, it would have been better to cut off the penis, but the tail and ears were not spared.Of the 20 volumes of Li Yu's complete works, three volumes are Li Yu's commentary on Jin Ping Mei, which is so abridged that it almost becomes a text of quotations such as the Analects of Confucius.The first omission I found was the photocopying of Shanghai Ancient Books Publishing House, which was not deleted because of the photocopying, because it was expensive (hardcover binding, set of five), bad kids couldn’t afford it, only veteran cadres could afford it, So I didn't delete it. Jin Hailing indulged in lust and died, and Emperor Sui Yang wandered and summoned condemnation. They are all there.I told my mother that I want to buy a copy of San Yan Er Pai.My mother asked, why?I said, learn ancient Chinese.My mother asked, why not buy "Thirteen Classics Commentary" when learning ancient Chinese.I said, you can’t push the seedlings to encourage growth. The Chinese language has a process of evolution, from ancient times to middle ages to modern times. That is, Ming and Qing novels.My mother asked, why not buy a cheap simplified paperback version?I said, to be authentic, Yang Guifei would not be able to seduce An Lushan and Li Taibai if she wore a hurdle vest with the words "labor pacesetter".My mother said, okay, I'll give you 50 yuan, my monthly salary, don't lose it.The advantage of reading more ancient books is that I know traditional Chinese characters. I don’t need to look up dictionaries when I read ancient Chinese. Worried about the language test.The disadvantage is that the brain is messed up, believing in karma, believing that intercourse is harmful to health, and believing that masturbation is a heinous crime.

Then there are manuscripts and Western novels.The manuscripts are not long, basically less than 10,000 characters. Bad children who benefit the society copy hard while copying, hard and then soft, soft and hard again, if it is done a dozen times, it will be finished.The manuscripts are basically copied on light blue homework books. In Beijing in the 21st century, this kind of workbooks are used as menus by those restaurants that petty bourgeoisie must go to, and are used to write "Lu Yu Piaoxiang" , "SARS Years" and other dishes and wine names.In the manuscript, some characters are so well written that you can even see the style of the Dunhuang Xiaokai script.The version is extremely complicated, roughly similar, with ever-changing details. The reason for this is basically the copyist, who started to copy and created a second time. The four characters "chao xiaoyi" were expanded into four hundred characters with great enthusiasm.After the old translators of the May Fourth generation got old, the Chinese translations of Western literary masterpieces were basically unreadable, and I was forced to read English.A little south of Wangfujing Lisheng Sports Store, there is a foreign language bookstore. The first floor sells genuine dictionaries, and the second floor sells pirated photocopied novels in the original language.The novels are poorly printed, but cheap and unabridged.Standing and watching the English translation, the story of putting the devil into hell, outside the second floor is the early summer afternoon, the time is as sticky and slow as paste, I suddenly remembered that the Book of Songs once reached the state of lust but not lewdness, people come and go on the street In the past, everyone has a kind heart and a perplexed object, and all kinds of things will happen to them. I feel that life is rich and beautiful.

two.my forbidden book ideal After 30 years, the world has gradually become clearer, and I found that entrepreneurs are basically liars, scientists are basically fools, and the ideals of the past have gradually disappeared. The only unrealistic idea is that in this life, I will write ten novels, one of which is This is pornography, I think, this merit is immeasurable. When I was in medical school, Uncle Wang, who was in charge of the dormitory, always liked Gu Long and disliked Jin Yong, preferring fake Gu Long to real Gu Long.Uncle Wang said that Gu Long is better at dealing with women than Jin Yong, Jin Yong is in love, Gu Long is with women, love is not as long as women, Gu Long is more beautiful.Uncle Wang said that the fake ancient dragon, by coincidence, is basically pornography, which looks better than the real ancient dragon.Later, Uncle Wang had a stroke, and after the recovery period, he became even more outspoken, persuading me to give up medicine and pursue literature.He read the ten pages of fake colognes I wrote, and he said to me, you can do it, you can write murder porn.Don't write, it's wasted.Men are afraid of entering the wrong line of work, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man.There is still time for you to change careers.It is more beneficial than being a doctor, and it can make so many people happy.If you don't graduate, you can work in dermatology for a few years, treating sexually transmitted diseases, or in andrology, looking at impotence, and gaining insights before changing careers.If you want to be a doctor and write at the same time, you can do it, even homicide pornography.You know what it means to be capable, and the things you write can be sold at newsstands on the street.Writing murder made me want to sharpen a kitchen knife, and I did it.Write pornography, if I can do it, haha, son, you can do it.You can walk freely in the rivers and lakes.

In the seven years after I finished medical school, I did write two or three novels, but they were all about love that was shamed by Uncle Wang.One day I received a call, and I opened my mouth and said that he was my uncle, and that he found my book in the dormitory of my juniors. The cover was too ugly, green from bird droppings, yellow from chicken droppings.The bird droppings are green, and the chicken droppings are yellow is "Give Me a Girl at Eighteen".Uncle Wang said, why give me a girl, she took off her pants at the end, shit, she took off her own pants.Uncle Wang asked, what will you write next?I said, I didn't think about it. One idea was to write some history and look at human nature in terms of time.Uncle Wang said he didn't understand. He said that he would celebrate his 80th birthday one year later, and he wanted me to write a pornographic book for him.

The title of a long pornographic novel I can think of is "Sekong", about a Yu Xuanji and an abbot, the first sentence of the novel is: Yu Xuanji said to the elder Sekong, do you want to see my naked body?The odd-numbered chapters of the novel are written in color, and the even-numbered chapters are written in blank.I don't know, if I really finish writing it to Uncle Wang, will he understand this mystery, and use his third leg to jump and read. Pornographic books are not allowed to flow on the street anywhere, I think, I can release it to the Internet, like releasing a golden carp along a river, without any name.Therefore, after 500 years, in the history of literature, it will be said that Feng Tang in the early 21st century has only nine novels handed down, not ten.

three.my banned books list After I listed it, I realized that there are so few good-looking pornographic books. I began to understand Uncle Wang’s depression, and I began to feel that my ideal of forbidden books was great. 1. I saw it for the first time at a bookstall when I was a sophomore in high school. It was published by Hunan Literature and Art Publishing House.The structure of the novel is exquisite: with sexual intercourse as the structural skeleton, nine times of sexual intercourse, from the first phase to the climax, from the earth to the sky, unprecedented. "She was completely immersed in a kind of gentle joy, like the rustling breeze in the spring forest, drifting mistyly and cheerfully from the buds that are about to bloom... In her body where countless threads intersect, the little things of desire The bird is having a beautiful dream.” At that time, when I read it for the first time, I saw Qu Yuan passing by the window, leading his priestesses who wore orchids and vanilla and had an affair with him. In 2000, after reading Henry Miller, I felt that Lawrence was forced, no wonder he died young.

The Hunan Literature and Art edition was soon banned. In 2004, another edition of People's Literature was published, and it was sold at Joint Publishing.After more than ten years of reform and opening up, who can say that we have not made progress. 2. An issue of "People's Literature" in the middle of 1987 really shocked me.In addition to Ma Jian's article, there is another novella that I can't remember, which is about the story of a pig breeding farm. Among the Chinese writing about Tibet, this article is the best, and there is also Ge ​​Fei’s, which is a height that Ge Fei himself cannot surpass. No matter how good the stereo he buys, it is useless to listen to the symphony.

The biggest advantage is that this novella written by Ma Jian does not seem to be written in Chinese, the environment it is written in is not human, and the pornography it writes seems to be carrying water for food. 3. Simple and honest, sophisticated in human relations, and insightful in the world, I like it.Compared with it, it seems to be the comparison between Qiong Yao's "A Thousand Knots in the Heart" and Jane Austen.A young female literary sister asked me after reading it, is the world so bad?I said, it's not bad, that's just how people are.When you walk on the street now, if you open the brains of men and women, and the roofs of the rooms, you will not be much purer than that era.

The poses are complete, the characters are complete, and there are no taboos, I like it.There was a quintessential book circulated in the dormitory, which was to put together the abridged contents of Qilu Publishing House and People’s Literature Edition and put them on 17 pages of A4 paper.This version is a great self-touching companion when time is tight.But when the time is not tight, it looks like a small pile of melon seeds or crab meat balls without shells, which feels a bit chewy. 4. "Meat Futon" Back then, there was no Internet, so what I read was the English translation borrowed from a foreign teacher.At the same time, I also read Feng Menglong's Three Words and Italian. I feel that "Meat Futuan" is the most clean and neat Chinese novel I have ever seen. Personally prefer. In "Meat Futon", it's dry after you take off your pants. If the proportion of meat is too much, it will be too greasy. Just like my mother said, even if the dumplings are full of meat, you must add green onions, so that it will be fragrant. There are also additions in "Meat Futuan", but it is basically preaching, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Thanks to the sage who created the world in the ancient world, he made a love between a man and a woman, so that he can relax with others and relieve his worries, so that he will not be very haggard. According to Confucianism, the things under a woman's waist are the door to life and death. According to experts, if you don’t have this thing in your life, your hair will be gray a few years earlier, and your life will be a few years younger..." These teachings are not green onions, but lard, and my mother is older than my mother .What's more, it's not as rich as it is, and the posture is monotonous, basically moving the lower body without moving the mouth.The content is monotonous, and Wei Yangsheng's ideal is simple and boring: to be the world's most talented man, and to marry the world's most beautiful woman.Starting from the third round, the ideal first half is basically not involved. 5. "Beijing Story" I read it online at first, and I really hope to see the author add details to this good story and expand it into a long story. After seeing the movie "Blue Rain", I re-read it again.The article is better than the movie. The text in the article is so rough that it scratches the eyes, like a manuscript, but there is truth in it.True love does not distinguish between men sleeping with women or men sleeping with men, true love makes no sense.The film seems to be produced by a Taiwanese production team. It is much more refined, but the true feelings are much weaker.The strange thing is that the same story doesn't feel dirty at all when reading the rough text, but I feel somewhat disgusted when watching the detailed movie screen.In short, people who haven't been in Beijing for decades can't shoot that kind of roughness that is absolutely not shabby. 6. "Under the Roofs of Paris" The legend is that in 1941, a Los Angeles bookseller commissioned Henry Miller to write this book for one dollar a page. Henry Miller paid the rent for a year with the book money, but he never publicly admitted "Under the Roof of Paris" is my own work.I knew from the first ten pages that it must be this old hooligan who didn't run away.Some people have a temperament, no matter how they write, no matter what they write, they are themselves, and people who like them can't refuse. Henry Miller spent his whole life thinking, whoring, and writing.When I was writing, I basically didn't know whether I was a novelist or a thinker, especially in the later works, which were ugly.From this point of view, "Under the Roof of Paris" is very clean, basically the style of a novelist, without much thinking, basically whoring.