Chapter 49 choose a city and die

choose a city and die Feng Tang A market economy calls for planning.The country makes a long-term plan every five years according to the international and domestic situation, and the enterprise makes a rolling plan for the next five years every year.Strategy needs human resources to cooperate, so managers ask employees to think about their careers and see the end of their careers at a glance.Looking across the wine table through the fence lined with empty beer bottles, I often hear people in their thirties thinking about how to retire at the age of forty. I want to retire from the rivers and lakes earlier, saying that life is too short to run 100 meters every hour, my eyes are stretched, my spine is stiff, and my penis is gradually becoming gentle and delicate, and I want to catch up with my parents' teeth. Before that, I spent a lot of time playing chess with them, drinking night old wine and stewed pork belly, teaching my grandson to recite "People in the deep forest don't know how the bright moon comes to see each other", and said that they would choose a city to build a house and eat together until they die.

If I spend a lot of time in my pocket, let me choose a city to die in, this city must be rich.Life is too short, the most meaningless thing is unwilling repetition, so the first thing in life is not to be happy every day, but not to be bored, just like the great chicken is not always hard, but like Monkey King's wishful golden cudgel.Joy, anger, sadness, sorrow, fear, ups and downs, salty numbness and freshness are all life experiences. The fools laugh all day long. They all look the same. They have one more chromosome 18 than ordinary people.The biology professor said that the most important thing to measure an ecological environment is the diversity of species.If there is only one kind of rice in the world, as soon as the natural enemy of this kind of rice appears, all human beings will have nothing to eat.If all the girls in the world were Su Xiaoxiao, little birds depended on people, and little milks faced the wind, Hunan Satellite TV said that the female generals of the Yang family were the super beauties, and all human beings would be extinct.

The richness of a city can be measured from four angles.The first is time. The richness of time refers to the historical span of buildings. In the same city, with a radius of more than ten miles, there is a tavern where the sixth Dalai Lama sat and watched beautiful women like the moon hundreds of years ago. Train station and restrooms.The second is space. The abundance of space refers to the polymorphism of architecture.A city, in terms of form, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, should not all have plaster vases on the exterior walls of buildings with large roofs, nor should it be all post-modern minimalism, with one door, one window and one wall.In terms of function, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling should not all be street food boiled fish, nor should it be all bathing and saunas in heaven and earth.The third is the concentration of time and space. There must be a fine urban road network, so that people can reach the most abundant space in the shortest time, urinate and drink, send lover cards to buy pork heads, knock on widows’ doors to dig their graves, five words and four beauties The three loves can be resolved within ten minutes of walking or at most half an hour of cycling.The fourth is people. The richness of people refers to the hustle and bustle. When all nations come to court, Elizabeth said to Mohammed, brother, I am not in the current stage of PetroChina, let me hang out with you.Model workers and scumbags, Tsinghua science students and subway singers, Liu Hulan and Liu Yifei, Liu Xiang and Liu Luoguo, a hundred flowers bloom together, colorful and colorful.

If cities are selected according to such criteria, Shanghai is not ideal.Although the road network is dense, the life is exquisite and convenient, and the newly grown buildings are tasteful. The Jinmao Hyatt is like a pagoda, the Shanghai Museum is like a bronze mirror, and the center of the Bund is like a lotus flower, but the years are too short, and the Bund is like hundreds of streets in New York. Half of the streets are basically things from the beginning of the last century, even in the middle of the Qing Dynasty.People are the same, they work hard for their boss at work, and spend time with their wives after get off work. The value system is complete and stable. Sister Furong and the like will be classified as brain-dead by all Shanghainese in three seconds, and then I won’t mention it anymore, so even if there are a few more Cultural Revolutions, after three weeks, the people of Shanghai will still be wearing Chinese cheongsams with hairy crab rice cakes.

Hong Kong is not ideal.Westport City, a brothel in the colonial period, is just 100 meters away from the second phase of the International Finance Center (IFC). British rogue boys with foreign guns met Suzie Huang here. Because of this, I moved to Dongguan, Shenzhen. Every night there is a small band upstairs to eat Western food and dance Latin dances. The downstairs sells tram models and various desserts. Sexy men and women can smell it.Fifteen meters west of Westport City, the China Merchants Huatai restaurant serves dumplings every Thursday, with thin skin and large filling, the first in South China, and 25 Hong Kong paper tubes are enough.Fifty meters to the east, Hong Kong and Macau Ferry Terminal, one hour fast boat to Macau, the casino is better than Las Vegas, the US dollar Hong Kong paper is replaced by plastic discs, and the discs are thrown to the heart square hook knot K fork.The second phase of the International Financial Center is 100 meters away. At first glance, it looks like an electric nose hair knife, and at second glance, it looks like corn. It takes 30 minutes to get to the airport by subway, and it takes less than two hours to fly to Angkor Wat, 480 Temples, and Lotus Temple. The pollen is white, and the monk's clothes are ocher yellow.But, I’m still human, I don’t know Wang Jing, Zhou Xingchi, Huang Qiusheng, Li Bihua, and I don’t know how they felt when they first saw Qiu Shuzhen in their youth.

New York is nice.It's old enough. When the NYSE first opened, the Manchus had just gained a firm foothold in Beijing, and they hadn't seen paper money yet.So many such good museums, let me no longer feel sad about the loss of Chinese cultural relics overseas. Here, at least the sacrificial vessels of the ancestors will not worry about being wiped out by the Cultural Revolution, and no longer worry about the management cadres who have been brain-destroyed by the National Museum. The Leopard sports car is displayed together.New York is absolutely mixed, except for the blacks in Harlem who are locals, the others are from other places.The morals are broad, and if people don't mess with fish or seaweed, it's not news.However, the food was terrible, a "Wuliangye" Sichuan restaurant, a non-spicy fish would be the top brand in New York.

Cuba is good.Old enough, it was a pirate den in the early sixteenth century and a long-standing location for the annual working convention of the American mob in the mid-twentieth century.After liberation, the Cuban revolutionaries were pure in heart, had no evil energy in their hearts, and had no money in their pockets to destroy the four old things. The old city of more than ten square kilometers walked from east to west in 30 minutes for 500 years.For cigarettes there is COHIBA, for wine there is HAVANA CLUB. Around the island, there is the dark blue Caribbean Sea. Walking around the island, there are beautiful girls with long legs and thin waists everywhere.However, the land is publicly owned and the housing is publicly owned. If you want to buy a house, no one will sell it to you. Moreover, Castro is really in good health with the help of European medicine and Chinese acupuncture.

Still Beijing.The last three times I have been back to Beijing, I have not seen the blue sky once.In a sandstorm, sitting in a beer mug, I asked an old brother, will the capital be moved?The old brother said, it is unlikely that we will live in our lifetime.I asked, will Beijing become a desert?He said that it is unlikely that we will live in our lifetime.So, back to Beijing.The entire courtyard near Houhai is not realistic.A medium-sized courtyard house covers an area of ​​500 to 600 square meters, and basically houses eight or nine households. If you don’t find three or four thugs, there are no tens of millions, so please don’t leave.Brick and wood structure, two children urinated at the bottom of the wall and it collapsed, and the heavy cover was smoothed, and there were twenty or thirty old men and women around to make trouble for you.Or find a farmer's homestead in the urban-rural fringe area, design it by myself, be the foreman, paint and patch the walls, and live by myself.I asked, only rent for 20 years, what will happen after 20 years?The old brother said, living such a big life, I understand one thing, and I don’t want to think about things that are ten years away.

Although Beijing is no longer suitable for human habitation, it is still suitable for my thinking, and it can also let me eat and wait to die, and my soul is not too boring.