Chapter 48 Amsterdam in red light and smoke

Amsterdam in red light and smoke Feng Tang Legend has it that bad people cheated, kidnapped and stole in order to eat, drink, prostitute, gamble and smoke.Now, with globalization, food and drink are available everywhere, such as McDonald's and Starbucks.Legal gambling is not new either, with Macau surpassing Las Vegas in gaming revenue in 2006.On the borders of Vietnam, Cambodia, and Malaysia, casinos are everywhere, attracting Chinese gamblers and creating more jobs than border guards.The slogan in western China is, give me a gaming license and return three Pudongs to the motherland.But after all, the times have progressed, and it is no longer an evil feudal society. There are still few places in the world where prostitution is legal. Therefore, before going to Amsterdam, the bad people around repeatedly urged them to visit the red light district, coffee shops (COFFEE SHOP), Van Gogh And Rembrandt's museum, you have to eat local cheese with an artistic conception like stinky tofu.The red light district is just to the west of Chinatown. There is a big red circle clearly marked on the official map, which is said to be full of dining and nightlife.The coffee shop mainly deals in marijuana, and the words in various countries on the windows facing the street basically mean "like heaven". The best ones have the best marijuana in Nepal, Yunnan and Canada.

On the last day of the conference, we left early at 3:00 p.m. and rushed out of the hotel to see the Dutch people. The canals in the ancient city of Amsterdam are crisscrossed. It is said that they are not for water transportation like Tonghui River and Shichahai, but for drainage.Most of the cities are below sea level, and houses are built on stone and wooden stilts.Drainage needs to be extremely fine. When a typhoon comes, there will be less drainage. The basement and the first floor will be flooded. After the typhoon, the drainage will be too much. The stone and wood pillars will be exposed to the air, oxidized and swollen.Along the canal, three or four-story small buildings with thin square red bricks are lined up on both sides of the canal, competing closely for the area facing the water and forming streets at the same time.Large rectangular windows are opened on the side facing the water, and the large windows are cut into small squares by thin wooden window lattices. The area of ​​the windows accounts for almost 80% of the total area.The roofs of the buildings are pointed, carved, lions and sheep, etc., and there are signs embedded in them, such as "1668", "1781", etc., indicating the year when the building was completed.There is a simple and honest hook on the brand. It is said that there are two purposes, one is to lift large furniture and electrical appliances.The stairs are too narrow, and a hundred years ago, there was no room for two Kim Hee-sun's Korean double-door refrigerators. Another purpose is to lift old men and women over eighty years old with handicapped legs and feet.There is no elevator in the building, and a hundred years ago there were not many old people who were eighty years old and could not enter heaven.Between the small building and the river bank, trees divide the motorway and bicycle lanes, and there are many ginkgo and camphor.Motor vehicles are basically impossible to drive, and bicycles are even more proud.The average Dutch girl is 1.7 meters tall, with white skin and tattoos, wide breasts and flat waist. She rides on an old-fashioned 28 bicycle, faster than a motor vehicle, and her golden head is almost as high as the ginkgo tree beside the road.There are many cruise ships in the canal, the small ones are full of handsome men and women, old hooligans, and the big ones are full of tourists from all over the world.The large cruise ship must be custom-made. After it is full of passengers, the height of the ship is just half an inch lower than the masonry bridge on the canal, and the captain can just turn around on the widest river.There is a long wooden chair by the river, sitting and looking at the building opposite, the window in the building, and the faint girl in the window.Although the river is only 20 meters away, after all, it is separated by mountains and rivers, and I feel that the girl on the opposite side is a little far away.There is basically no river in Beijing, and there are no wooden chairs by the river, but when I was young, I used to sit on the third or fourth floor of the slab building, sitting and watching the window in the building. The girl in the window brought a pack of Qianmen cigarettes when she was calm, not Take a bottle of Beijing beer with you when you are calm.Does she know I'm here?She doesn't know I'm here, does she?So what?There are no ginkgo and camphor trees around the building, there are insects called hanged ghosts on the locust trees, and cicadas on the poplar trees.After half a pack of cigarettes, after a bottle of beer, the girl on the top of the building, the stars above the head, and communism, I thought I couldn’t figure it out in my life at the time, and I still feel the same way now.

Like photos of leaders hanging on the streets of Pyongyang or World Expo posters hanging on the streets of Shanghai, there is a portrait of a man with thick hair and blurred eyes hanging all over the streets of Amsterdam. I think it should be Rembrandt, but it is too late, and his museum has no time to see it. , the sun is still not out, the red light is not on yet, go to the antique street SPIEGELKW ARTIER first.Similar to Hollywood Road in Hong Kong, the small shop is set up facing the street, the shop is small and deep, and it is more tasteful than the centralized captivity of Beijing Antique City.In the shop, the high-quality goods hidden under the shop are the same as the antique shops in Beijing and Hong Kong. No one recommends them to see them, for fear of causing trouble.On the surface, there are more clocks and jewelry from one or two hundred years ago, which are still those famous brands, such as Bvlgari and Cartier. After a hundred years, they don't feel outdated at all.A small Cartier watch, one centimeter square, royal blue scales and hands, sapphire pegs, quiet and beautiful.I originally wanted to buy a mobile phone string, but after thinking about it, no mobile phone is suitable, so forget it.A Zeiss monocular, brass, 10X25 times, look at the leather case, it will be there in 30 to 50 years, a Japanese repeatedly looked at it, the shop owner said, it’s no problem to see the flower girl taking a bath in the building 100 meters away, the house No matter how much water there is, the Japanese look happy.There are also oriental things on the street, more than two or three hundred years ago, during the Meiji period in Japan and the prosperous Qing Dynasty in China, like a girl at the age of sixteen or seventeen who just finished her etiquette class and put on makeup, even a fool knows how beautiful it is.There is a white jade acacia pendant in the cabinet. The boss said it was made of seed material, and it was in the middle of the Qing Dynasty, and it has a good color.I thought, I understand this, it’s not the seed material, it’s the mountain material, it’s not the middle of the Qing Dynasty, it’s at most the Republic of China, it’s not the color, it’s the leather, it’s hard to be regarded as the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms than the imitation of the middle Qing Dynasty that Ge Youna took in "The Banquet". The pendant is still fake, let the store owner keep it to cheat foreigners.

The red light district of Amsterdam is really a district, crossing two rivers and a dozen small streets, you will sweat if you walk around quickly.There is no room for cars in the narrow place, and policemen ride big horses in the wide place. There are two or three churches around, and nuns in green clothes and white hats come in and out.On the first floor facing the small street, there are doors of three or four meters, floor-to-ceiling glass doors and windows, one house, one phoenix, one curtain, one bed, one sink, and one red tube lamp.The sky is about to go out, the curtains are opened, the phoenixes are at three o'clock, and the rest are exposed. They are welcoming guests, and the red light on the top of the window is on. It is ancient and profound, reflecting the equally ancient and profound sparks of life in the hearts of passers-by.The phoenix birds are a mix of Chinese and foreign, fat and thin, waiting for the rabbit. The tourists are either anxious or elated.The narrower the small street, the thicker the red light, the more beautiful the phoenix bird, and the more tourists there are.The narrowest street, the narrowest part will accommodate one person, one tourist group will file in from one end, and the other tourist group will file in from the other end. At the narrowest point, tourists must be kind, respectful, thrifty, and enterprising. There are phoenix birds flying around while taking care of the left and right.

The surroundings are very dark, only the lights are red, everyone is happy, thinking that they are traveling to the center of the earth, and suddenly they hear English with a Chinese accent: "How much (how much)?" The two middle-aged men in the image of cadres, judging by their age and temperament, they should be in the third echelon. "Fifty Euro (fifty euros)." Under the red light, inside the window, there is a slim European woman with a small waist and big tits. "Receipt (do you have an invoice)?" "Sure (of course)!" "Not good?" a middle-aged man said to another man.

"What's wrong? It's raining, and we didn't bring an umbrella. The room on your left, my right, hide from the rain." It's safe because it's legal.There are big men at the intersection, but there is no "immortal jump", and there are condoms, so there are very few unspeakable hidden diseases.Due to my professional habits, I quickly calculated the market size: 50 euros per session, an average of half an hour per session, an average of 8 times per phoenix per night, 200 phoenixes in the entire red light district, other pornography and souvenirs, catering, sex products, sex theaters , sex museums, sex hotels and other related industries are similar to the scale of Fengniao's actual combat industry.Fengniao also needs to rest and have a physical examination. Calculated on the basis of 300 days a year, 50*8*200*(1+100%)*300, after one year, it is almost a business of 50 million euros.

The best cafes are also near the red light district, so I decided to pass them by.I have studied medicine too much, I know that God created man, for the sake of future control, several back doors have been left in the software system, and drugs are one of the biggest back doors.Compared with drugs, the back door of beauty is not worth mentioning. 36C beautiful breasts are just seven or eight pounds of fat and thin Dongpo meat.After late at night, if you don’t enter the door of the cafe, the smell of marijuana is like the long hair of a beauty, like tears, songs, poems, and breeze, seeping out from the crack of the door of the cafe, flowing on the small street, Mellow, warm, calm, serene, caring, understanding.Like the goddess in the legend, she has read all the vicissitudes of life, knows everything, her heart is as big as the sea, her chest is as big as the sea, and the man in her arms is always right, has suffered all kinds of grievances, and is always fragile and great.

At the confluence of two small canals in the red light district, there are churches on both sides and an Irish pub.I want a liter of beer and a plate of chicken wings.On the surrounding tables, there are old hooligans in their fifties. It is getting late and the wine is half high. The old hooligans raise their glasses to every passing man and whistle to every passing girl.The boat is coming, the wind is blowing, and suddenly there is a sense of immortality that can only be found in an ancient city like Beijing.Only in these ancient cities can time stand still. You are sitting in the tavern your grandpa used to go to, and fifty meters away is your grandpa’s cunt. Your grandpa, your grandpa waved to you, and then turned around.Not to die, but to see you tomorrow.