Chapter 10 What kind of liquid do you like best?
"What's your favorite liquid that comes out of a human body?"
Every time I ask people this question, eight out of ten of the guys who are asked think about it for a long time before stammering and giving an answer.
What a strange thing.It is also something that you come into contact with every day. If you ask: "Which toothpaste do you like best?" the other party will answer you without hesitation; Liquid?" Everyone became as if they couldn't even understand the question.
"Because I don't need to spend money to buy it, and there are never any advertisements for it on TV, and the newspapers don't have related rankings... So, I really don't know which liquid I like..."
While scratching their scalps, there are not a few people who use this kind of nonsense instead of answering.
Could it be that the favorite and most wanted lover in these people's minds can also be bought with money? !Will you also advertise on TV and run a lottery in newspapers? !
Alas, the idiot who uses this bullshit logic can only be called "capitalist remote control mummy".
Fortunately, after thinking hard, there are many cases where a decision is finally made.This is really gratifying, and it makes people believe that the fluid on everyone's body is finally not in vain.
First of all, for the question "Which liquid do you like most from people?", vampires will immediately answer: "Human blood."
This is what everyone expected, and there is no value for discussion.You can ask the vampire to occupy this side of the white line first.
What is more surprising is that according to the statistical results, the most popular one is actually number four "tears".
The people who circled "tears" have various reasons.
"Because tears are the only liquid that flows out without being embarrassing." Those who hold this idea obviously have a bad impression of "sweat".Probably because I was sweating profusely at the inappropriate moment and was despised by the boss; and just at the right moment, I shed a few tears and was praised by the teacher.
In addition, a large number of people who circled No. 4 "tears" belonged to the country of sentimentality.
"A lover's tears are more precious than pearls..."
"A man's tears are the only shameful liquid on a man's body..."
"The tears of the audience can increase the amount of advertisements..." Of course, there are not no people who think in this economical way.
As for the second place in the statistical results, it turned out to be the tenth "Drool", which surprised everyone.
"What's so great about drooling?!" Everyone flipped through the questionnaire suspiciously.
Sure enough, the reasons for voting for "saliva" are really neat but boring as hell:
"Saliva can help digestion"
Hmm... People, after all, there are romantic types and practical types.Tears and saliva, maybe each can be used as a moat for their castle.
Of course, those who support "saliva" are not all guys who only care about eating——
"It can be used as a lubricant when necessary..." This is the answer of a film director.
"You can leave it from the corner of your mouth when necessary..." This is the answer of a satyr.
Except for "tears" and "saliva", although the other liquids have a lot of wandering and output rate on weekdays, they all get low votes.Especially the number one, fifth, and sixth ones were all very popular, and they were eliminated together.
From this event, we got a lesson:
From now on, we should all be more cautious about the liquid that comes out of ourselves or others...