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Chapter 9 A fist can fit in that place too

Four hours before the earthquake, I watched that program and wondered if it was one of the reasons for the earthquake of the century. At the beginning of the program, the special commissioner stationed in the area kept yelling at the camera in horror: "The woman who discovered the place where the fist can be put! The woman who finally discovered the place where the fist can be placed!" The camera lens was even more excited than the correspondent, following behind the commissioner, stumbling all the way towards a small house. The door opened, and a girl with a melon hairstyle greeted the panting commissioner with the dull eyes of a winter fly.

"Ah! That's her, she's the one who can put her fist in!" The special agent pointed at the girl's face hoarsely, and the camera lens immediately jumped on it bravely, giving the girl a super close-up. The girl's eyes were still dull, without any sign of life, her hair didn't even move, she stared blankly at the camera. "Please perform immediately!"—— The commissioner bowed deeply. The girl in the camera is still standing still.We in front of the TV immediately panicked. "Wow, are you just performing at the door?!" "Can TV even broadcast this now?!"

Everyone was chattering, the women covered their mouths, and the men opened their eyes, making a mess. Really stuffed in! The girl in the camera, who had been expressionless all the time, suddenly showed a lonely expression for about a second, then opened her mouth wide and bit the special commissioner's hand! What a surprise!We were yelling and screaming and excited as hell! However, the special commissioner, who had been hysterical all along, was surprisingly calm. The girl swallowed his entire right hand into his mouth, and he didn't show any pain, and didn't even struggle.

It's almost like being infected with dementia by a girl. We also all froze in front of the TV, looking at the strange picture on the fluorescent eyes. The earth seemed to be standing still, and for a moment, both the inside and outside of the TV were in a daze. After five seconds like this, the commissioner seemed to wake up and spoke again—— "Wow! I really put the whole fist in! It's really admirable to put the whole thing in!" The girl was still motionless, with her mouth wrapped around the entire right hand of the commissioner, and she stood there blankly. It looks like a medieval crucifixion of a certain saint.

There are even more powerful! "What! Is it like this?!" "...So the 'that place' I've been talking about for a long time refers to the mouth?...Really..." Everyone regained their sanity one after another, as if the spell had been lifted, and began to complain from you to each other. "...Oh, don't be so picky, even though it's not easy to just put your fist in your mouth." I tried to reduce the disappointment that filled the room a little. There were people trying to put their fists into their mouths, and everyone stretched their mouths as wide as possible like a good lion in a circus show.

However, neither his own mouth nor other people's mouths have completed the task of swallowing the fist. Now everyone is calmer and continues to watch the show. "...Hey, no matter what, at least I have seen someone who can really put the whole fist into 'that place', all the way in, up to the elbow... And, it was a man ..." Some people are still not reconciled and made supplements like this. However, it is not up to us, the audience, to decide whether it is considered powerful enough.The show continued, and a master who could sharpen pencils with his mouth appeared——

He put a completely unsharpened pencil into his mouth and bit it, then rubbed the pencil with his palm for about half a minute, then opened his mouth again, and the pencil was already sharpened. The results of the program competition are announced, this week's champion, won by the mouth of the pencil sharpener, defeated the mouth of the fist. This result was accepted by everyone, and no one stuffed the wooden pencil into their mouths unconvinced. "...the human mouth still has great potential..." Because of the inspiration of these competition shows, we have accumulated greater confidence in the future of mankind.

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