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Chapter 8 Forgot to pull the zipper on the pants

"Ah! The pants are not zipped!" Such a thing is like a sneeze from life. It is impossible for it not to happen at all; and once it happens unfortunately, it will not incur too serious blame. It is undoubtedly very strange to say that the boy who did not zip his pants did not feel self-blame when someone resolutely pointed it out. Most of them just blushed for a few seconds. "Ah! You did such a thing?! Please punish me as much as you want!" - This kind of reaction has nothing to do with the zipper of the pants. "Huh? Since you don't feel that you have done something wrong, why are you blushing?"

"Hmm... Probably because I have a zipper on my body, but I don't know how to zip it up. I feel very embarrassed." Ga?What kind of shit answer is this? ! If there is a zipper on your body, do you have to zip it? ! Do I have to shave my beard off my lips? ! Do you have to have sex if someone else is sleeping on the bed? According to this logic, if the zipper of the jacket and the zipper of the pocket are not pulled, will everyone blush? ! There is no such thing. On the bus or in the elevator, with a look of pity and contempt, deliberately lowered the voice: "Sir... the zipper of your jacket is not zipped."——If you say such inexplicable words, you will definitely be regarded as an idiot who fell from another planet .

Ok. The jacket is unzipped, no need to blush. The zipper of the trousers is unzipped, you must blush. Why? Is the zipper of the trousers a poor brand? "Hee hee...Of course not..." So, is it because something is exposed? "Uh...not at all, it didn't show up...hehe." snort!There wasn't one in the first place, a bunch of neuropathy! No matter how hard you try to forget to close the zipper, what can be exposed is at best the hem of the shirt or the crotch of the underwear. The color of the underwear, even in the peak state, can only reveal an area like a crescent moon.

It's far worse than when a girl's skirt is blown up by the wind. As for the example of not wearing underwear but not zipping, it is very rare.According to friends who don't like to wear underwear, it's because you can feel the flow of air outside, and it's easy to discover it yourself first. Since it wouldn't reveal anything out of place, what was the reason for the man who was reminded that the zipper was unzipped? Please try to recall the process of the incident—— When putting on their pants, those who did not zip up the zipper should account for only 10% to 15%.

It's hard to figure out what these guys are blushing about. If you took off your pants to sleep with an illegal partner, then when you put them on, you forgot to zipper them, you will indeed feel the condemnation of the whole society at the moment you are pointed out, and you will bow your head obediently Bar. If it's just because I forgot to zip up when I got up from bed, then what is there to blush is beyond my understanding. The vast majority of cases of unzipped zippers are regrettable situations caused by not knowing what was going on in the mind at the moment after going to the toilet.

Appearing in a public place with such a zipper open, it is undoubtedly announcing loudly to the crowd: "Hey, everyone, stop pretending it's okay! I just went to the toilet! Hahaha!" However, what is there to blush after just going to the toilet? !It's something everyone does every few hours. This is so nerve-wracking!What the hell are you blushing about? !
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