Chapter 7 The mouth is also a sex organ

"Uh... well... it should be counted... it is often used..." - this is obviously a pragmatist. "Ah? How do you ask such a question?!" —— covered her cheeks and hurried away, a typical boring girl who thought that being shy would make her attractive. "Well, it depends on how you define sexual organs."——This is a thinking reed that faces life with the attitude of compiling a dictionary. Yes, what is the definition of sexual organs?What kind of organs will be assigned the rights and obligations of sexual organs? To answer this question, I turned to a retired film spray expert.

Due to his outstanding performance during his tenure, this expert is now hired by a private research institution to observe and record the mating process of fleas. As for whether this organization is going to use this to develop a drug to kill fleas?This is someone's business secret, so I didn't ask much. Even if it's just for fun, it's none of our business. When meeting with the spray expert, an embarrassing scene happened—I stepped out of the cold car compartment, and when the temperature of the air changed, the lenses of my eyes were immediately covered with white mist.

The expert who came up to welcome me with a smile, saw the two round white mist on my face, and was so frightened that he took three steps back on the spot, barely foaming at the mouth. Comparable to such an exaggeration?Even if you saw the big monster Gajira in the movie, it was only a step back. In any case, I quickly took off my eyes to let the expert see that it was only my eyes that were covered by the white mist, not the messy things he was afraid of. Only then did the expert calm down and answer my question while wiping his sweat. "Excuse me, experts, are only sexual organs sprayed?"

"Well, according to my regulations at that time, yes." The expert added: "We don't spray these organs, such as ears and stomach." "Then, where's the mouth?!" "Mouth?" The expert was a little confused. "Yeah. If only the sex organs are sprayed, why is the mouth always sprayed? Does the mouth count as a sex organ?" "Oh, the sprayed mouth...?!" The expert searched for the right words— "It should be said that once any organ enters a 'sexual state', it must be sprayed." "In this way, even the ears and stomach, as long as they enter the 'sexual state', they will not be spared?"

"It is indeed. It can be said that it is affected by the sexual organs." The expert used a regretful tone. "So the mouth is not considered a sex organ?" "It's really not, you can't just say 'yes'." The expert actually used the famous dialogue in the scene of the plane chasing and killing in "North and Northwest". He really deserves to be one of the various film experts. Is it fair? Temporarily getting rid of the shadow of the genitals, the mouth, should I feel happy or sad? From the perspective of spraying, at least it still feels unfair——

"If it's not my fault, I shouldn't be covered in fog!" To solve this problem, the cost of film spray will be greatly increased, and the production cost of such images as real-life and cartoon synthesis can be increased to accurately delineate the boundaries between the mouth and other parts. If you tell such an opinion to a spray expert, he will be so frightened that he will immediately compromise—— "Then count the mouth as a sex organ!" In this way, it may be necessary to require everyone to wear a mask before they can walk up and down the street.