Chapter 6 I'm eighteen and I'm horny

What would happen if God said, "I'm 1.8 billion years old and I'm not lecherous." I will definitely laugh. "As soon as man thinks, God laughs" - this is what the Jews said.Then, "When God tells a lie, human beings laugh", it should be considered fair.Humans have to find a chance to laugh. God must be lustful.If God is not lustful, human beings only need to be pinched like buns. Thinking of the simplicity and clarity of steamed stuffed buns first, and then thinking of the messy piles of eyelashes and earwax that humans make, one will feel very tired.

"Why is it so troublesome?" At the work presentation meeting, God was asked this annoying question repeatedly. "You have to ask me about everything, don't you think for yourself?!" God muttered, but when the reporter's camera was set up, God still efficiently showed a heaven-specific smile—— "I feel ashamed to have designed so many parts that are considered messy, but I still sincerely hope that lovers can use them in various ways... Human beings, who are my representative works of the year, please enjoy each other, compare each other, and compare each other. Love Yue."

Human beings did not suddenly turn into steamed stuffed buns in the last month or the last month, which means that God's love for beauty has not stopped. You can hang a sign of "Lust in Love" on his gate, plus The suffix of ing should also be correct. Human beings who are handcrafted by such a god, if they don't love beauty, it will be inconceivable, irresponsible and bad attitude. The above is my speech on applying for a "lustful license" for human beings. Next, I don't mean to say "thank you for watching". Next, I will continue to apply for "lusty license" for the weak among human beings who are silent because of their juniority. license".

Among humans, minors. Laws, norms, and dogmas, what these things can pursue is often not justice, but fairness.Fairness means that if you have too much of something, let you share some with what you don't have. Minors have the most beauty. Human beings, the most unequal distribution, the most unfair, is beauty. The one with the best looks couldn't say: "I have too many of these, please use some, please, please." The best-looking person, the only way to help the unattractive person is to let them see how good-looking he is. Compared with adults, very adults, and too adults, minors are of course much better-looking.

For the sake of fairness, the legal norms and dogmas of adults have always been on "beauty", making trouble for minors—— Cut your hair, stipulate your uniform, don't let you love beauty, don't let you be lustful. Adults can be bald and messy and nobody cares, but you are not allowed to grow beards or braids-because you have too much, and he has none, and you don't give him any. When a person is richest, if he is not allowed to spend money, when does he have to wait to spend money?When he is poor and has no money to spend? At a person's most beautiful age, if he is not allowed to be lecherous, when will he be lecherous?Waiting for him to look like a bun?

Wouldn't that be too difficult for God?