Chapter 5 24 Hours Kissing Squad

There are 24-hour convenience stores everywhere. What about the twenty-four hour kissing force?In fact, there are all over the street.It's just that you didn't recognize it. How do you recognize it? Look for their weapons—seventy percent of those guys with chewing gum in their mouths in addition to their tongues are from the 24-hour Kissing Force. As for those who don't even put their tongues in their mouths, uh... probably ex-servicemen from the Kissing Army. "You think we like to be like cows, chewing and chewing and chewing and chewing?!" he said. He is fifteen years old, he does not smoke, he does not smoke because he is afraid of bad mouth, he only chews gum, he only chews gum because he is a 24-hour kissing force.

"You never know when you need a kiss. The world is full of dangers and accidents. You may need a kiss at any time." As he spoke, he chewed and chewed, as if the upper half of his face and the lower half of his face did not work in the same company. "Once, when I took the subway on the Eastern Line, I ran into a crowd of people coming off work. Everyone's nose tip was inserted into someone else's ear hole, and the sweat on my face didn't know whether it was my own or someone else's." He said. His face is expressionless, the only thing that moves is the mouth area.It's like an upside-down windmill.

"Don't you want to tell me that because it's too crowded, people have to put their tongues in your mouth?!" I knew that Don Quixote would be so nervous by the windmill, there must be a reason. "Tsk, there's no need for a kiss. If you want to kiss, just kiss." Fifteen-year-old Fengche yawned lazily, and the chewing gum in his mouth hurriedly revealed his face, which was white, wrinkled, like someone A ghost with one tooth was summoned out to meet guests. "I want to tell you—" he said: "That day in the carriage, it was so crowded that I couldn't even see the face of the person I was kissing. It was too close, and I only saw two eyes."

"So what does this have to do with chewing gum?" I asked. "The taste of the mouth." He said: "You can't see each other when kissing. Even if you open your eyes, you can only see the tip of the nose and pupils. You can't even see the whole face, not to mention many kissers Idiots like to close their eyes, otherwise they are often in a dark place with the lights turned off, so, kissing, as long as the mouth does not smell bad, the ID card of kissing is the smell in the mouth, nothing else matters. " "It doesn't matter who the other party is?"

"It doesn't matter." "It doesn't matter what you look like?" "It's okay. It's just kissing. It's like eating a hamburger. When you eat a hamburger, will you ask your hamburger's name first? Do you care what your hamburger looks like?" Well, what a crude metaphor.How can eating a hamburger be compared with kissing? ! At least using the analogy of eating beef tongue is about the same. Another friend likes to put chewing gum by the bed. According to him, it was the same as keeping a gun next to your bed. Professional killer's alert?

"It's about the same, but it doesn't have to be used." He checked whether all the flavors of the bedside chewing gum were available, and then said—— "There is someone sleeping next to you, who might wake up every second, and even if he doesn't wake up, he might hug you and kiss you, how about you? Your mouth smells stinky when you sleep, what should you do?! It smells so bad that it wakes the other person up Is it so smelly that the other person thinks that he is sleeping with a living corpse tonight? Or do you tell the other party to wait and brush your teeth first?"

"Ah, so... so hard." I sighed. "I can't help it, the 24-hour kissing force." He shrugged, and popped a piece of gum into his mouth, like a boxer stuffing his teeth into a brace.