Chapter 4 The Mermaid's Sex Reassignment Surgery

"The mermaid princess is actually a story about a man who wants to become a woman." "Nonsense. The mermaid princess was originally a woman, why did she become a woman?" I was repairing my alarm clock, and I didn't have the energy to talk to her. "you do not believe?" "I don't believe it. The mermaid princess just changed her fish tail into legs, which is not considered a sex change." "Hey, pay attention, this guy changed his 'lower body'!" here we go again.Every time she showed such a smug smile, I knew it was over.Some people call the mermaid princess "this guy", really!

"Look, the witch also told the mermaid princess: When a fish's tail splits and turns into a leg, it hurts more than being stabbed with a sword. Every step I take is like stepping on the edge of a knife, as if the blood is flowing non-stop—" She stuffed the open "Andersen's Fairy Tales" between my nose and my alarm clock. "So what?" I had to suspend repairs. "Even if it is a tooth extraction, it will be so miserable." "This is of course Andersen, as a man, imagining the pain of being cut into a woman!" "I think it's more like talking about something like 'The Virgin's First Night'. What kind of sword stabs, splits, knives, bleeding, old-fashioned!"

"Oh? So you admit that this matter has something to do with sex?!" "Everything is about sex," I said. This sentence is the most suitable for her. Girls who read too many messy books end up like this. "All in all, no matter how you say it, the mermaid princess changed her tail into a human leg, it can only be said to be a metaphor of a girl turning into a woman. It has nothing to do with a man turning into a woman." I said. I sympathize with Andersen and want to let him go back to rest earlier. "Wrong!" She hit my head with a book. The situation is very clear - Andersen and I have no way to rest for the time being.

"Wrong?! What's wrong?! Fairy tales are not for exams. What's right and wrong?" "Wrong! You haven't read the story of the mermaid princess at all. Let me ask you: why did the mermaid princess replace her tail with legs?" she asked. "Because she fell in love with the prince in the world. Without legs, she couldn't go to the shore and meet the prince." I thought about seals. Seals don't have legs, they don't even have hands, they walk around on the shore, and they can jump through fire hoops. So is Andersen. "Okay, let me ask you again: what did the mermaid princess exchange with the witch, so that the witch helped her turn her tail into a leg?"

"Well, it was replaced with her tongue. So the mermaid princess can no longer speak." I glance at my alarm clock. My alarm clock is a fat dragon that looks like a pile of poop, with wheels under its feet. When the time comes, the poop dragon will turn around in place and shout rudely: "I'm mad at me! I'm mad at me!" If I fall in the morning, I can only turn around in circles instead of yelling. My alarm clock, like the mermaid, would have talked. "So, don't you see the point?" she asked. "Oh, what's the point... Uh... the mermaid princess is very poor. She can neither speak nor write. The prince doesn't know that she has made such a big sacrifice for love. In the end, the prince married another normal princess , the mermaid princess who can't get love can only silently turn into a bubble and disappear into the sea."

"Isn't that obvious?!" she was excited. "Only a man who falls in love with a man will sacrifice everything for the other party, even after changing his body and betraying his family, he still has no chance to show his love to the other party, and then turns into a bubble and disappears." Oh, is it like this? I was very worried, watching the silent poop dragon alarm clock. The poop dragon also seemed to have a sad expression.