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Chapter 3 It's touching to see people taking a bath

"Have you ever seen someone take a bath?"—— She suddenly asked such a question. Whether this question would be too heavy for the freshly plucked chicken in her hand, she obviously didn't think about it. "...Hmm... Watching other people take a bath?... Ha! It's a common thing for boys." I discovered the ignorance of fate that she was finally doomed because of being a girl, and my mood immediately became particularly good, ha, watching other people take a bath? !Could this be a problem too? ! "Hey! Tell you, from the age of no development, we often take a bath together in school. Everyone stands in the bathroom with bare buttocks, and the distance from each other is no more than twenty-five minutes away. Where is there a mole? There is a scar, even if you don’t notice it once or twice, you will have to see it after a semester, hahaha.—”

I watched her reach out and grab a handful of white salt, and rub it vigorously on the naked chicken's body. I strongly felt the helplessness of the other party as a girl, and I was ready to pay the sympathy of a boy. Of course, as usual, this kind of daydream didn't even have a chance to condense into shape, and was immediately destroyed by her in a decisive moment—— "Hmph, can this be considered an answer?" She turned over the chicken in her hand and turned into a sunbathing position on the beach, without even looking at me—— "It's asking if you've seen other people take a bath, not if you've seen others flush! You idiot. Besides, when it comes to flushing, girls often flush together too. Please don't be too ignorant."

"Huh? Is bathing different from flushing?" I asked. "Nonsense, of course it's not the same. Chicken salad and chicken stewed in red wine, aren't they the same?! Please stop using the logic of fools as soon as possible!" Ga?Isn't it fool's logic to use chicken salad and chicken stewed in red wine as a metaphor for showering and bathing? If you want to ask, have you ever seen someone take a bath in a bathtub in a formal way... "Does it count to watch mommy bathe the baby?" I asked. "Not counting!" "Then...seeing it in a movie, does it count?"

"Not counting!" "Then...does it count if you peeked at it with a telescope?" "Huh? Have you ever used binoculars to peek at other people's baths?..." She looked at me with a smile, patted the chicken breasts with both hands, doing two things at the same time: sexual harassment and animal cruelty. "Uh... even if I use a telescope, I can only peek at other people flushing. Sitting in the bathtub... It's not easy to see it in such a position." I replied very ashamedly. "Tell you, I've seen it! And I was very moved after seeing it." While saying such sad words, she picked up the chicken's legs high and dipped the chicken's body into the seasoning jar, like a gangster in Chicago. In the panache of torture messages.

Oh?Can taking a bath move the audience? "I've only known that boy for a week, and I went to live in his house. That night, I stood at the door of his bathroom and watched him take a shower from beginning to end." She said. "Uh...does it look good?" I couldn't think of any more advanced questions for a while. "Who's talking about whether it's good or not?!" She put the chicken down, and the chicken's hind legs were automatically coiled around the neck, yoga chicken. "It's the process of seeing how a person comforts his body with his own eyes," she said.

Ok?I have heard of comforting the army.To comfort the body... it should be comforted by eating and drinking, which is more affordable. "Eating and drinking are very tiring for the body after all. The content of eating and drinking will force the body to respond. How can it be considered comfort?!" "So... making love, is it a consolation?" "What! Of course making love is more tiring than eating and drinking! Except for eating crab legs, eating and drinking are easier than making love!" makes sense.It seems that only quietly nesting in the bathtub and taking a bath can be considered gentle enough for the body.

"Because I saw his patience and gentleness with his body, I continued to fall in love with him for two months." She smiled slightly, and gently hugged the chicken into her arms.
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