Chapter 11 cartoon how sexually distressed

"These guys in the cartoons are all violent because they don't have the opportunity to have sex," he said. Every time he made me a turkey omelet, he would say something like "very-troublesome". I think he must have made the egg into that shape, and he was full of guilt about the egg, so he said this every time to divert everyone's attention. But, then again, it might as well be that every time he's making dinner, I look like a fool and watch TV cartoons. Well, whatever the reason, his opinion has already been said, and I have to try to answer if I want to eat turkey rolls.

"I like violence!" - can't say that.If you say that, you will immediately be beaten up by everyone who hates violence. "I like cartoons!"—that's very safe. When a woman hears this, she will think you are innocent like a child; when a man hears this, she will think you are harmless and like an idiot. Hmm... so what if I say - "Cartoons are violent! I like cartoons!" In this way, they should cancel each other out, neither being beaten nor treated as an idiot, right? "Are cartoons really that violent?" ——Three hundred and forty-seven mothers who pretended not to know about it all the time formed the "Parents Panic Delegation".Immediately call me metaphysically to express their concern.

Three hundred and forty-seven pairs of teary eyes, what's going on? Pretend you're lying on the grass looking at a sky full of stars, and suddenly every star turns into an eyeball—that's what it is.Speaking of pressure, it is also very stressful; talking about Dali, it is also very Dali. "I only let them watch Donald Duck and Little Pig." Mother No. 1 seems to represent Disney. "I just let them watch Ding Dang." Mom No. 2 is like a fat fairy transformed from a Japanese hot water bottle. "I won't let them see anything." Wow, mom No. 3's test-tube hairdo is definitely Simpson's mom!

I decided to use the method of "simulating reality" to communicate with them—— I played the Donald Duck and Tinker Bell clip live, with Mom One and Mom Two experiencing it first hand. As a result, Mom No. 1 was flattened in the face by the spatula, and knocked out a human-shaped hole in my wall. Mama Two, flattened by the iron in Tinker Bell's pocket, passed from my fax machine to nowhere. As for Mom No. 3, it’s quite complete. According to the two Simpson family episodes I randomly put together, Simpson’s mother only went to have breast augmentation once, and had an affair with a salesman the other time.

Mom number three, wearing new boobs, happily walked out of my door on the arm of the blond salesman. "Look. If these guys in the cartoon don't have to be so sexually distressed, they don't have to fight and kill all day long." While looking enviously at the happy back of his mother No. 3, he put down a plate of beautiful but painful Turkish egg rolls. Ah, the physical Turkish egg roll, like the curved crescent moon on the Turkish flag, lying on the plate. In life, besides sex and violence, there are other beautiful things. "So, according to you, if the army and school were not so sexually distressed, they wouldn't be so violent?" I thought the Turkish egg roll was delicious, so I reciprocated him with a good attitude.

"Well... the military exists for the sake of violence, that's why it's so afraid of soldiers loving each other.... As for the school..." He looked at me with a smile: "I've never heard of any school that suffers from sexual distress. of it." Where did this guy graduate from? ...