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Chapter 18 How to Care for Someone Who Has Been Dumped

happy diary 蔡康永 2042Words 2018-03-18
All things in the world must be divided, A long time must be united, Where there is love, there must be lovelorn. Do you want to know how a dignified man survives the pain of being dumped? Please see the basic actions to keep alive after a catastrophe: Recently, there was another ignorant man who was finally categorically abandoned by his girlfriend for many years. Alas, this man is so worthless, he washes his face with tears all day long, and loses his soul; he doesn't want to die, and he doesn't want to live; his skin is gradually transparent like window paper, and his contact lenses are like a small fishing boat tied to the pier during a typhoon night It will be washed away by the flood for a while and disappear without a trace.

Eighty-six thousand four hundred seconds a day, if you let him not sigh for one second, he will not know how to breathe. Fortunately, although this guy's knowledge is shallow, he has many friends who have seen the world and use scars as medals.These friends haven't met such a demented and useless homosexual for a long time, and now they feel like they have found a treasure, and they are overjoyed. One after another, savages have revealed that they have dug out all the tricks deep in their memories that cannot be recalled, and they want to pass them on to this man. Passionate man. I accompanied him to the side, pretending to be "accompanied by reading", just like the old eagle who witnessed Yang Guo frantically practicing his sword in the waterfall, gaining some impossibly useful insights.

Although it is useless, I think there are many worthless men in the world, but not all of them are equipped with so many bad friends.Therefore, I made a wish to select some basic movements and spread them widely.In this way, if you happen to have such an immortal insulted and injured person at your hand, at least you can use these flashy tricks to consume his mind and prevaricate his life, and turn this stone mill round after round. A round of day and night, bullet-like festivals one after another, let's go through one after another. The dumped man, the way to survive after a catastrophe, the brief introduction is as follows:

People who are dumped are most likely to fall in love with the scene. Passing by the restaurant where they used to gather together, they will stand still for six to ten minutes; they will cry three to four drops when they see the flowers their ex loved to buy; This "eraser method", in short, is to use the spirit of an eraser to erase all these sad memories one by one. With this method, in order to ensure that the fish who slipped through the net without love memories, it is advisable to use searchlights to stay up all night and torture the victim to force the sufferer to draw a "route map of love activities" in the past, such as restaurants, flower shops, parks, beaches, dikes, street lights, etc. Down, Red Brick Road, Record Store, these crime scenes full of memories must be included in the map according to the distance of the route and the severity of the case.

Next, a group of bad friends who are equipped with transportation, those who have a car will go out, and those who have legs will go out, according to this road map, just like the police escorting a murderer to a live performance, escorting the dumped love victim, together Walking, passing by, ordering favorite dishes from the past, soaking feet in sea breeze, Buddha face and sea water, being illuminated by street lamps, moon and sunset, round after round like a battle of wheels. Accompanied by many friends as if at a funeral, and with their backs and supports like carrying a coffin to support a spirit, although it is impossible for the sufferer to forget the pain in his heart, there is definitely a feeling of "saying goodbye to the past and mourning over". ceremonial role.It can make the sufferer face the fact of breaking up with a relatively healthy attitude.

Even if a person encounters these scenes without the company of friends in the future, he will not be injured too seriously like a defenseless person. In the future, if you see that kind of translucent man standing at the crossroads for a long time in despair, thinking that he is a postbox, you will know that this guy is a bitter person who has never practiced the "eraser method". The dumped person is not ignorant of the ugliness of his total collapse.But you must understand that it has nothing to do with willpower or whether you are successful or not. People who are dumped just can't face the fact that they are dumped.Even a pig born to be bred to make tonkatsu can't face the fact that it was slaughtered!

The person who gets dumped is like Qiu Ju whose husband was kicked in the movie "Qiu Ju's Lawsuit"—she doesn't want anything, she just wants an "argument". statement?What do you want to talk about?Can the saying be eaten?Can you sell it for money?Most importantly, can love be exchanged back? To put it simply, "argument" is like some kind of drink on the market, it is not very useful, it can only "balance" the sufferer. The problem is, people who dump someone usually have a kind heart, thinking that they have already gained the upper hand, and there is no need to beat the dog in the water. After dumping the other party, they have to issue an invoice to ask the other party to pay the reward.In case the other party is humiliated enough to commit suicide and the civil case is upgraded to a criminal case, it will be a disappointment for his new relationship.

So, the guy who gets dumped is always receiving a lot of "resignation certificates" with a lot of honey in his belly - the other side's mouth is honeyed, and your belly is hurt.The least creative words, of course, are these famous lines: "I don't think I'm good enough for you at all." "You're fine, but not for me." "We are really good match, we can go on like this." Anyway, it is the classical grammar when a big company or a famous school rejects your application - the first paragraph tells you that you are an outstanding talent, and the second paragraph tells you that they don't need such an excellent person Talent.

This is why those who have been dumped urgently need an "explanation".The more he listened to the other party's reasons for dumping him, the more confused he became, the more he felt that according to this logic, he was dumped because he was too good! There is such a thing in the world!As a result, not only was he abandoned, but he also felt cheated, fooled, and coaxed like a child.He was upgraded from a single suffering master to a triple suffering master in an instant, and he had to move his household registration to triple! what to do?No way, he needs an explanation, give him an explanation.

When there is a dumped person around us, we sometimes scold the other person very forcefully for being "good for nothing", "a waste of money", and "abandoning ourselves".Although these curse words are very classic, they do not conform to Kuzhuan's statement, and the direction is wrong. The sufferer needs others to scold him before being dumped, and needs to be "convinced" that being dumped is a matter of course and expected by all.You always scold him after being dumped, of course the direction is wrong, and it is even more unbalanced. The "Law of Seeking Humiliation and Obtaining Humiliation" seeks specific humiliation, not arbitrary humiliation, and this matter must be investigated.

Although we are very happy to insult our friends, no matter what the reason is, we still have to think about the person being scolded, take care of his needs, and find a way to convince him. According to the results of each implementation of the "Law of Seeking Humiliation and Obtaining Humiliation", although the sufferer's mood has only improved a little bit, the mood of all the bad friends who scolded him has improved a lot. The dumped person can still play the residual value of entertaining everyone, so he can be two percent more happy. The "Eraser Method" and "The Method of Seeking Humiliation and Obtaining Humiliation" are welcome to rehearse and use more.
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