Chapter 32 Pretend to be a couple

The way of dressing is to be afraid of the word "bumping shirt".Two armies in fierce hand-to-hand combat (regular troops in full uniform only), two rugby teams running wild, the attending doctor making rounds, and the patient moaning on the hospital bed at that time—the world is afraid of " These are not the only people who hit the shirt. In the vast majority of public places, especially those with special significance, once you find that you have "bumped your shirt" with someone, the feeling of panic may be no less than that of two cars head-on on the highway. Hit - this is just "hit"

"Scarves or "collisions" of coats, head-to-toe head-to-toe collisions like lovers' outfits, have such a strong visual and psychological impact that "car crashes and people die" is far from enough to describe it, "Mars hits the earth" "Obviously it's a bit too much, but the most conservative statement is that the bullet train hit the maglev train. Except for couples in couple outfits, no one wants to wear the same outfit as everyone else when there is only one option left.Couple look (Pairlook) happens to be an organized and premeditated behavior of "striking shirts".Of course, it also follows its own set of TPO principles, among which the "objective" (objective) is undoubtedly the only reason for the existence of lovers' outfits, that is, "to make lovers leave 'look' in the eyes of others. It looks like a couple'. There is an old saying to describe two people that they are "so good that you can't wear a pair of pants". The couple's outfit should be a green forest hero style for the general audience. Confession, that is, "Although I can't wear the same pair of pants on the same day in the same year, I hope I can wear two pairs of the same pants on the same day in the same year. "

Qi said that he has no clothes and wears the same clothes as his son. "Tongyi" means "consent" - the following is a counter-evidence: According to Li Youlin, the son of Li Zongren, in January 1949, Li Zongren attended the presidential inauguration eve in Nanjing, and specifically asked Chiang Kai-shek, who was about to announce his "retirement", to ask everyone at the ceremony tomorrow. What kind of clothing is appropriate, Lao Jiang said: "You and I are both from military background, and it is an extraordinary time. Be casual, of course wear military uniform." Lao Li put down the phone, still a little worried, and asked his attendant room Lao Jiang's attendant room received the same answer as before.The next morning, Li Zongren's attendant called again to ask for instructions, and the answer was the same, with three questions and three answers within 24 hours, exactly the same.When the ceremony began and the princes of Gungun appeared on the stage, they saw Chiang Kai-shek in a long robe and mandarin jacket. At this time, the No. 1 male protagonist "Li Dai" in military uniform had no room for maneuver, and stood with Lao Jiang. "It's just like his horse.Of course, Lao Jiang later fulfilled this agreement and attended a presidential inauguration in military uniform, but only 14 months later, and the protagonist was himself.

According to Mr. Li Youlin, Lao Jiang's sinister intention was to "deliberately uglify" Li Zongren - but we can't use this to think that "same clothing" like couple clothes means that both parties are "deliberately beautifying".In addition to the declaration of "doing a place", the signifiers of lovers' clothes are actually quite ambiguous and complicated.For example, a couple outfit can not only "tell others that we are a couple", but in some cases, it also has the self-suggestion function of "telling yourself that we are really a couple", especially when each other (or one of them) is interested in this kind of relationship. When the "couple status" is uncertain, just like a marriage certificate, the couple's attire plays a timely role of proof from the outside to the inside.Of course, the "declaration" function of couple clothes is also reflected in the "occupation" of one party to the other party or each other. The symbolic meaning is close to "changing flags", that is, after pulling out the opponent's "white flag" and successfully inserting a color that represents our color. banner. Speaking of "conspiracy theory", it can also be regarded as a party that put on the uniform of the "enemy", gained the trust of the "enemy", and successfully penetrated into the "enemy" by changing its "outside".Sometimes, "pull the big flag to make tiger skin" is not purely for scaring others.

Secondly, let’s not talk about whether there is a problem of taste in couple clothes, at least within the system, there are still differences in taste.It is generally believed that more tasteful couples' clothing will not blindly ignore their own figure and temperament in order to seek common ground, but make a sneaky look at the "couple relationship" in the same or similar color system or different styles. Sui's hint, what the hero sees is "slightly the same".Along with taste, there are side effects: In theory, all clothes of the same color or style may point to a "couple relationship".In addition to misleading, it is also suspected of sexual harassment-"pretending to be a couple" by "pretending to be a couple".I once saw a man on Ebay peddling two "middle age" Manchester United away jerseys (Away1995-1996) in his collection, one with Keane printed on it, and the other with the name of my idol Cantona, which is a bit collectible.But this person also left a message saying that he and his wife often wear these two jerseys on the street and treat them as "alternative couple outfits".It was such a bummer that it made me wonder if there was some sort of super-friendliness between these old men, Keane and Cantona.

After all, it is a few pieces of cloth.Ask the world, what is love? Directly teach people, life and death.I have you in my mud, and you have me in your mud. Thou mine, I thine. Asking "what is a couple outfit" is almost meaningless compared to a great love.In view of the consensus that "the IQ of lovers usually drops to the lowest", we can think that the IQ and "Yi Q" of "couples in couple clothes" also drop to the same level at the same time, and we can also believe that wearing couple clothes represents that two people are very affectionate At the same time, it also means that the IQs of the two are very close. However, if you agree that the skin of an African elephant can barely be regarded as its "outfit", then when the skin of two elephants of this species enters estrus and presents simultaneously When the color is brown, we can't make any hasty judgments related to "taste" based on it.