Chapter 26 Cook

I have a genetics to cook. I like cooking.Because cooking is a kind of thinking.When you have nothing to do, peel edamame or choose vegetables, and you can count on the little Jiujiu in your heart.If a woman holds her head up in her spare time and thinks hard, and when she thinks of the ultimate place, her face is dawning, and her smile is as bright as a red apple, it will give people a kind of disdain for daydreaming with nothing to do.But if you are peeling potatoes and dreaming that you are Cinderella, after finishing this meal, you will slip out of the crystal slipper, put on a long skirt that is swaying in the wind, and be held by the little hand of the prince... At this time Showing a face of happiness makes people feel the serenity of a woman.No matter what the inside is, what matters is the outer packaging.Therefore, cooking is a kind of external packaging.

The kitchen is my own field. When I am satisfied, don't bother me.I love the smell of hunger in the kitchen.After a while, the rib soup was fragrant, and after a while, the stewed beef was fragrant, and after a while, I heard a sizzling sound, and the spatula jingled.The faucet in the kitchen is rattling, the cutting board is thumping, and the rag is wiping. The variation of pots and pans makes it easy for you to feel the feminine atmosphere and the comfort of home. I don't really like a man to go to the kitchen, so I'm happy to let my beloved lazy guy sit on the sofa in the living room with his legs crossed, turn on the TV and listen to the news broadcast inside, flip through the newspaper of the day in his hand, and wait for him one by one. The look of eating.It looks like I dote on a man, but actually I am afraid that he will occupy my domain, and I am afraid that he will come to help and disturb my thinking.If one day he becomes as spiritual as my father, singing songs while swinging a shovel shirtless in the kitchen, I will feel the sadness of being laid off, as if I was suddenly taken away when I was young and strong. lost his job.Even with the door closed, the spiritual joy of closing the head and fantasizing under the pretext of fearing that the wall of the living room will be smoked by oil smoke has been deprived.The trick I play for this is to hide the onions, ginger and garlic in remote Jijiao corners to prevent him from finding them, and when he has the desire to cook, he waits for the oil to smoke, and then pretends to point out: "Go and look in the food basket...you go and look under the refrigerator..." This made him very embarrassed, and he gave up his desire to learn another craft.This kind of behavior, I think, should be called a monopoly.

I like to eat the meal that my father cooks, it is very tasteful.He is the kind of person who understands by analogy. After eating it, he will never forget it. He can cook it after thinking about it when he comes back. The taste is not worse than that of the restaurant.But lately I've grown to hate my father's craftsmanship more and more. If he hadn't fed me like a fine pig, how could I have become as picky as I am today?My pursuit of food far exceeds the desire that an elegant girl should have. Dissatisfaction with food will directly affect my mood and make me unable to work.And the anxiety after eating, the fear that I would gain weight suppressed my pituitary gland, so eating and cooking became a kind of mental burden for me.The little trick I often play is to steal and eat while stewing in the kitchen, of course I call that tasting.How many of those in charge don't taste the food?After cooking a few dishes, my stomach is already half full. When it was time to serve, I began to show that a lady is not interested in food. I would push the plate and watch my husband eat with my chin without chopsticks. Let's show boredom with food when he says, I just hate eating.At most, pinch a few with your fingers, as if you are a god who only works and doesn't enjoy himself.My husband is always surprised, saying that the energy conservation theorem is wrong, why I seldom see me eating, but always see me gaining weight, so I lament, some people really drink cold water and it will be converted into energy, there is no way, you can’t Ask a woman to abstain from even water.I am also very wronged, I call the extra "fat" on my body "out of thin air" as edema, which is similar to the appearance of a person before death when he has not eaten for three years due to natural disasters.He always pinched my face and said, you are still swollen white and red, it doesn't look like you are dying at all.

I haven't cooked much recently because I'm so busy.Although I am always eager to show my cooking skills.I regard the first-level chef certificate as a must-have quality for a good wife, as if an important company must have ISO9002 management certification.I never mentioned that tidying up the house is also a woman's specialty, because this is not my strong point.The first request of my husband and his colleagues is to go to my house for dinner. They refuse to eat restaurants in Singapore because the taste is diluted by the locals and the food is not exquisite enough.When I am interested, I will steam buns at home, wrap rice dumpling dumplings, and put them in a small Japanese lacquer box for his colleagues or my colleagues to taste. The unanimous idea is that people like me should teach in kindergartens. It's Qu Cai, it must be hot to open a restaurant.

My husband often said that I decided to marry you because of your ability to cook. A person must have some strengths.He took me to write a small diary as a shortcoming, because this function is like putting a microphone in the stereo you bought. It doesn’t have much impact on the overall function, but it’s just a good-looking gimmick. , In fact, the gift part of buy one get one free is usually of no practical use. I remember an Internet person wrote an article "The rice is in the pot, I am on the bed". The title alone clearly expresses the basic operation requirements of my husband for the "Wife Pentium 4" version, practicality is the key! ——A few more demo programs and a few more games are just the selling point, that is, the pandan leaves on top of the steamed fish.

2003-12-21