Chapter 27 drunk man is cute

Tonight, the drinking buddy of the laborer came to my house and drank 1.5 catties of white wine with him.An average of 7 taels per person, but the laborer himself admitted that he drank at least 8 taels, because every time he poured wine, he poured a little more for himself. The face of the drunk laborer was bright red.Because I was worried about another drunk, I insisted on sending him home.Fortunately, his house is near my house, and I can take him across the road at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night. The two drunks walked staggeringly, like people in a comedy movie, unable to walk in a straight line.The smiles are all bright, with a sense of satisfaction on the face, no matter what you make fun of them, they will not be annoyed.

"JIA YI is not here tonight, otherwise you will be a beast." I said that the unmarried man is getting married, and JIA YI is his future wife.While drinking at night, he said that last year he and his wife-to-be traveled to Hong Kong for a week, and they shared a room without invading each other.I believe what he said, because his wife is a very old-fashioned girl, and many local men and women in Singapore maintain the simplicity of China before the reform and opening up.Singaporean men have received military training and are able to restrain their behavior.I educated him, maybe JIA YI hates you, because men are so well-behaved, women should hate them.By the way, I told him a joke about men and women living together in the same bed, and the woman draws a line in the middle, saying that the one who crosses the line is a beast.A man is determined to endure, not to be a beast.In the morning, he was incited by a woman's slap, and said very angrily: "You are not as good as a beast!" Then he crossed the boundary.He opened his mouth in surprise and said, do women really think so?Then I will have to muster up my courage.

The drunkard smiled again and said, you don't understand at all, a man in his current state can only be inferior to a beast, with a weak heart.If you don't believe me, ask your laborer.My laborer grinned and said, "I have no intention." Before crossing the road, the drunk suddenly stood at attention, shook his head and said, "Be sober, I haven't paid the insurance premium this year, my mother is waiting for me to retire, and I have to take wedding photos on the 28th of this month. I will wait until there is no car." Wear it." I smiled and pushed him, saying that there is no car at all, so hurry up and wear it!After crossing the road, the drunkard stood in front of the elevator, pressed the elevator, waved to us, and said goodbye.

We also say goodbye. He kept pressing the elevator and smiling at us, but he didn't go in.I thought he was going to tell us something, so I waited.Suddenly he said: "My hands are sore, why don't you go up?" I was stunned, and said, "It's too late, we will send you to the door and not go up."He was also stunned, and it took a long time before he said: "I'm sorry, I thought I was taking you home." I almost fainted from laughing in front of him. As soon as the elevator went up, the laborer suddenly hugged me from behind very rudely, pinched my neck, twisted my head and kissed me violently.

Nice smell of alcohol.Wuliangye is really not covered.Very hot. Being kissed wildly all the way back, it feels like the road is very long, and the neck is also stretched very long. After returning home, he smiled and leaned on the sofa to drink the hot tea I respectfully offered.I pointed to his forehead and said that you are going to die. You drank my 60 yuan liquor in one night, and you will work hard to pay off the debt from tomorrow.He said, well, the wine debt is repaid with meat, at worst, I will go to Geylang to plant grass, and I will earn back in about two days.I twisted his ear and said, who told you to sell it in Geylang?You can work as a long-term worker at home, and you will be deducted two yuan each time.

After I finished washing the dishes, tidying up the kitchen, packing up all the dishes, hanging up the wet rag, I rushed to the sofa to wait for him to pay off the debt The man was already snoring slightly. Kiss his feverish red cheeks, my dear, I will release a loan shark tonight with 100% interest. 2003-12-21