Chapter 25 gentle, gentle

My protracted cold war with labor has chilled my teeth.I glared at him when I saw him, and he ignored me. I would rather go out and play crazy with my children every day and not want to go home. When I go home, I will be cold and cold.I don't want to burn it for the person who has been eating me all day. It's strange, that fat guy must have cheated, and the meat is getting more and more.He used the practical action of growing meat to anger me, which means, without you, I will live the same way! snort!divorce! But what should I do without me?Lonely, 30-year-old day lily.I am not reconciled, I am not reconciled.I want to have a heart-to-heart talk with him and a showdown with him.

In the middle of the night before yesterday, I dragged him out for a walk, there was a fight outside, don't be a cat.It is said that children will suffer psychological harm when they see adults arguing. The two of us were miserable, sitting on the concrete pier by the side of the road, blocking the driveway, I pretended to be sincere and asked him, if you don't want to leave, what do you think we should do? He is stinky and stubborn, and said, you change it. I was furious and said, why should I change it?Like me, three obediences and four virtues, virtuous and docile, knowledgeable and reasonable, courteous and virtuous, your beautiful appearance, virtuous and talented, you can go up to the hall and go down to the kitchen, what do I need to change?

He squinted and looked around, who are you talking about? WHERE WHERE? When it's over, he said with a smile, do you know that you don't need anything but warm oil.Do you act like a baby?Will you ask for help?Do you just smile when you want to get angry?Do you control your temper and count one, two, three before you explode?Will you forgive others even if you are justified?Will you not close the door and sulk and twist into my arms and beg for mercy after you make a mistake? My eyes are staring like copper bells. "Are you talking about the little secret or the mistress?" He said, if I have, I don't care about your attitude.If not, I hope you are both a big tit and a mistress.Hosting is like a big tit, of course you are good at this, but for the mistress, you have to study, at least get a bachelor's degree.You have just graduated from junior high school.

Sitting in front of the computer at night, I asked Vicissitudes, Comrade Vicissitudes, do you think I am gentle? Speaking of vicissitudes, why did you suddenly ask this question?I said, I want to see my image in the eyes of men.In fact, I really want to win back from the vicissitudes of life. With my four years of disguise, although I feel disdainful towards this old guy, I am still full of respect, and because of the relationship between the distant fragrance and the close smell, my temper is still restrained. Why, you have to give my warm oil a score of 80, right? Let me tell you, wild dogs are unfamiliar.No matter how good he is, he will bite me back at the critical moment.He was silent for a moment, and said, "You are usually full of the proletariat." If I hadn't been well-bred, if I hadn't been beyond my reach, I would have made him look bad on the spot.But I still made him look bad, and later I found an excuse to scold him bloody.It is said that when the landlord settles accounts after the autumn, he does not take out the old account books, and he can vent his anger for any reason.

I asked Carla again later.Am I considered warm among women?Carla is my teacher, whom I have always respected.Don't talk about the gentleness of showing women, at least the attitude is humble.For the sake of my kindness to him before, when I need strong support, I think he should support me like Song Chuyu supported Lien Chan. Cara was winking, observed carefully for a while, and said, "Can I keep silent? I don't have a lawyer around now." Well, count him cunning, I get it. He said that I always blamed him, yelled at him, and then I made rough lines, which broke his heart.So I came to block, flooded with soil, saw the tricks, and faced his accusations of one, two, three, I responded with color ABC, standing on the concrete pier and waving my sleeves, which was like Mao Zedong's decision Sa Shuang, who was just glad that he had refuted him speechless, suddenly found that his image was very bad. If he was Chairman Mao, his image would be glorious, but if it were Jiang Qing, his image would be cast aside by history.Quickly jumped off the concrete pier, squeezed out a self-confident smile, raised his hands in salute and said: "SORRY! I forget myself when I am proud. I will work hard to keep warm and try to be a dependable bird." After that, he took his arm dangling.

Yesterday, today, I started learning warm oil.Theory is easy, practice is difficult, the truth is simple, and the situation is complicated.To implement warm oil in every corner of daily life, you need to be extremely careful not to show any flaws. He said that my lines are thick, and the example is that although the cooking skills are very good, but the cups and cups are exhausted, it does not conform to the scientific procedure of a coordinator at all.Yesterday I cooked and cleaned according to what he said while working. I found that I did use a lot of unnecessary dishes. For example, due to a miscalculation of the oil for frying fish, I didn’t fit a small bowl, so I made another small bowl. , but I just laid a bottom, so I changed to another big bowl and poured it in. With only a little oil, I used three bowls.Later, it was found that the oil was lost during the process of turning it upside down, and a small bowl was enough. If a large bowl was vacated to hold vegetables, the whole kitchen was already in disarray.

While washing the dishes, I felt that my head's judgment on me was wise.The lines are not thin enough. The oil pan over there was hot, and the edamame hadn't been peeled yet, so I had to call to the chief in the living room: "Come on! The pot is about to burn! Peel the edamame!" Suddenly thought, remember to warm the oil.So I turned off the fire, put down the edamame, and prepared to go to the living room to apologize: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have called you around." When I saw him in the living room watching TV with his feet up, knocking melon seeds, the fire was hotter than under the oil pan Huanwang: "I'm cooking over there! Sweating profusely! You enjoy it here!" Seeing him look at me in astonishment, he quickly changed his face: "Ah! Warm oil! Warm oil! SORRY! SORRY..."

In the evening, in order to maintain the relationship between husband and wife who interact with each other.We both agreed to sit and watch TV together.Because I accused him of playing games, he accused me of surfing the Internet.I still won't let him, tell him that I have spent a few years on the Internet to write books, you, you, you, playing games all day, have you achieved anything?He slapped me across the face and said, "Talk to you warmly and warmly. If you have some achievements, you will cock your tail. Is it a sign of virtue that you force me to admit my mistakes like this?"

That's fine, you just need to admit your mistakes, and don't care about the younger ones. Well, just sit down and watch TV! He put his hand over my shoulder.I get out of habit.I think I must have hated him so much before that the slightest touch was like getting a slug on me. Seeing him mourning so silently, I suddenly thought of Wen You, and quickly pulled his hand back to put it on my shoulder, and smiled at him, "Isn't he right?" In the evening, the parents-in-law took a walk hand in hand.By the way to pay.Another meaning of warm oil is that it can turn tedious routine work into performance art.

On the way, he never forgot to criticize me for all kinds of things, such as not rubbing sand in his eyes, not being tolerant of his mistakes like a child.He said that I gave all my patience and tolerance to the child. He once saw me keep a V-shaped smile and talk to the child for two hours.He later said: "If my wife is a kindergarten teacher, she must show you the cold butt when she comes back, because the hot face is posted. If the wife is a nurse, she will be Sanchunnuan when she comes back, because the anger has been directed at the patient." I I had no choice but to smile wryly and say, it’s too late to change jobs now, I’ll show you my hot ass when I get home tonight.When it was over, I laughed out loud, not seriously.

He said, you always fantasize about romance, but you can't bear it when it's really romantic. For example, you always say that the two of you drove to the desert. When you really went to the desert, you must complain about the poisonous sun, the wrong way, and the environment is not as good as National Geographic. Beautiful, complaining about the strangers. I said you slandered me, and you asserted things that never happened.He said, because of the conclusions drawn from usual observations.Always say that I am stingy and don't take you to squander.The last time I took you to a candlelight dinner on the highest floor, I paid half of the price for the decoration when I entered the door, and said that people charge so much money and have to wait in line for a seat, and half of the line said that the high heels rubbed your feet and you have to go back... This is absolutely slanderous.The truth is...forget it, I really thought it was expensive at the time.In fact, he only needs to express his intention to take me there. Who wants him to really take me there?The first installment of the housing loan cannot be neglected, and the insurance is paid in US dollars every month.If you are not in charge of your family, you don't know how expensive firewood is. When he arrived at the bank's ATM, he took out the bills to find the payable documents, and I was busy preparing the preliminary work.Put the card into the machine, enter the password, which item to spend from, which item to transfer to, and then wait for him to enter the account number. Seeing him frowning and staring at the number for a long time, he raised his hand to press it, and then shouted, it was wrong. I warm oil, I can not get angry.Normally, I have to poke his forehead to criticize, I can't see the big numbers clearly, my fingers don't work, I suffer from neuron disorder before I'm old, my brain and limbs are not coordinated... BLUR, BLUR... But I will start today To warm the oil, I gave him a stern look, didn't say anything, pushed him away, and shouted: "I'll come, I'll come!" CANCEL the previous operation, return to the starting point, select the item, select the transfer item, account number, and enter the amount. "200" press Enter to confirm. He laughed and said, it was two hundred, not two yuan!There are also two zeros after the decimal point. He glared at him angrily, what are you laughing at?Happy revenge?On the other hand, how do I know this machine is so stupid?What single digits are you doing?Why not do it all over again?You are proud now, your tail is already up to the sky. He said, "I don't laugh, I don't laugh...I just can't help it. Everyone makes mistakes, I forgive you." He patted me on the shoulder seemingly tolerantly. I hate him the most, if he makes a mistake, hum... CANCEL, go back to the starting point, choose the project, choose the transfer project, because he was staring at him, he was in a hurry, and he made a low-level mistake before he reached the account, and turned the transfer into savings. Can't wait to get into the ground.Angry, he beat the cash machine: "STUPID MACHINE!" He lowered his head, put his arms around my shoulders, kissed my hair, patted my face, and said, "No hurry, take your time." He looked very nice. I really like how he is not in a hurry, and he is steady with a little bit of ridicule.And seeing that I was really angry, they always appease my anxious emotions and let me enter the buffer zone.So I also laughed, and buried my head in his arms, extremely embarrassed: "The broken machine bullied me! I deliberately partnered with you!" and gave him the position. When I went home, I followed behind with a kick, and I didn't dare to rush ahead of the leader.Let him drag me home like a rice bag. I want to be a little boy. 2004-04-10