Chapter 11 third quarter

The walking posture of the figure is very strange, it is different from the jumping and jumping of ordinary corpses, and it is also different from the staggering gait of zombies, closer to stumbling.As it gradually approached, the surrounding corpses became excited, and they stood up clackingly, just short of giving the Nazi salute.It seemed to be intent on coming to the back cabin, turning a blind eye to the dead body and heading straight for us. "Could it be the corpse king?" I asked.Liu Digou nodded, then shook his head, concentrating on calculating my horoscope, but his hands were not shaking so badly.The plane is different from other places, it is really being targeted by something, there is no place to run, no place to hide.I watched helplessly as the black shadow gradually approached, but there was nothing I could do.

At the critical juncture, Liu Chugou suddenly threw the pen away, picked up the paper and shouted at me: "Old horse!" "Have you figured it out?" "Lend me a calculator..." I almost spat out a mouthful of blood, and Liu Digou scratched his head in embarrassment, saying that numerology and horoscopes are only public lessons, not compulsory for exorcising corpses, so he has been very confused in learning.Xiangyan saw that the corpse king was only more than 20 meters away from the back cabin, and we were desperate.I closed my eyes in despair, scolded Liu Didu for being unreliable, scolded the president for arranging me on this flight, and even scolded the black clerk.At this time, there was a sound of clanging metal collisions behind me. I felt that something was wrong. I looked around and found that the little stewardess was gone. I asked Liu Didu, but he was also at a loss.The two of us are in a cold war. Could it be that this corpse king has learned the ability to catch people from a distance, and took the little flight attendant as a snack?

At this moment, a roar rushed into my ears: "I will fight with you, little girl!" We turned our heads at the same time, and we were shocked to find that the little stewardess rushed out of the back cabin working room pushing a dining car.There are many lunch boxes wrapped in tin foil piled on the roof of the long and narrow dining car. The lunch boxes are steaming in the cold air conditioner, like a steam locomotive. There is also a small horse tie tied to the front of the car. stand.Thanks to her for preparing so many weapons in such a short period of time... Liu Di and I huddled and passed by. The little stewardess pushed the dining car and rushed towards the front cabin. Throwing it over, he yelled viciously: "Sir, do you want beef or fish! Do you want noodles or rice! How about a cup of coffee! Turn off your mobile phone and electronic devices, bastard!" A statue of Wang Ergulei, the Goddess of War who hangs white clouds around her neck to consecrate the Golden Buddha.

Countless lunch boxes and hot drink cups flew out, the corpse king was caught off guard and was hit straight, waving his hands in panic.The little stewardess didn't give up, picked up the electric kettle and threw it at it, crying: "I haven't been in a relationship yet! I haven't confessed to Jiang Wei yet!" "Don't throw it away! I promise you! I am Jiang Wei!" Wei!" The corpse king shouted angrily. The violent attack of the little stewardess stopped abruptly, even Liu Didu and I froze there. I asked Liu Wadi: "Who is Jiang Wei?" Liu Wadi looked at the little stewardess meaningfully, and replied: "The co-pilot." Only then did I see clearly.This young man named Jiang Wei was about 27 or 28 years old, with a high nose bridge and deep eye sockets. style dishes, with a few water spots and stains.Trembling, he walked up to the little stewardess, and said with a wry smile: "In your eyes, I look so much like a corpse..." The little stewardess stood there stupidly, opened her mouth and muttered a few times, and finally burst into tears, Turned around and ran into the workshop and couldn't come out.It's no wonder that whoever it was changed to make such a confession for the first time in life would have to collapse.Jiang Wei glanced at both of us, and ran in after him.

Liu Digou wiped the sweat from his forehead, counted with his fingers, and muttered: "Let me just say... Even if it's a ghost, it shouldn't be so quick to raise corpse kings, there must be two... no , three hours." I had already given up hope on Liu Didu's calculation ability, so I didn't answer the question, and asked another question: "Since he is not the corpse king, why are the corpses around him so happy when he walks over? Liu Digou said: "He is too angry, he didn't wear perfume, and there is no brand name on his chest, which will definitely disturb the balance of the corpse. If I don't deal with it for you, you will have the same scene when you passed by just now."

I looked forward and found that after Jiang Wei came over, the corpses sat down again, and the coldness and tranquility just now resumed.Liu Qugou proudly said: "You see, right?" I snorted coldly and pointed out my middle finger. It was really three morticians, and the only one with hindsight. Jiang Wei came out of the workshop, looking at his expression, it seemed that he had coaxed the little stewardess well.Liu Didou asked him how he left the cockpit.Jiang Wei straightened his collar, glanced at me coldly, and replied: "The attitude of the plane is a bit abnormal. The captain asked me to come to the back cabin to check." I smiled wryly and pointed out the window.Jiang Wei leaned over and took a look at the black man's body, his face changed slightly: "We can't let him hang like this, he will destroy the balance of the fuselage, we will be finished if we encounter a crosswind, and we can't even guarantee the safety of the forced landing. "It's not just that simple..." Liu Dugou said that the black ghost might cause the entire flight to become a dead body.Jiang Wei waved his hand disinterestedly: "You can make up your own mind about Mr. Liu, you don't need to ask me. I can't chase away corpses; you can't fly a plane. Let's each perform our duties and do our job well. "Jiang Wei thinks very clearly and speaks very skillfully. Compared with Liu Didu, who is full of mouth and running the train, Xiang is more to my appetite.I asked Jiang Wei: "But it is impossible for people to climb on the wing to unhook the Xihangzi. What are you going to do?" Jiang Wei picked up a seat remote control and gestured to us: "I will find a place with better weather conditions." In the airspace, make an emergency brake at a small angle to throw the body out." We all agreed.But Jiang Wei said again: "But the corpse is too close to the engine. If it is not thrown out once, it will swing back and it will be easily sucked in. It will be more troublesome. The only way is to let the plane turn around before turning." The fuselage is tilted to the right, and the wings are tilted, so that the suspension of the body is not in the same plane as the engine." What he said was professional opinion, and we had no doubts.Jiang Wei said to Liu Qugou: "This will have to be done hard by Mr. Liu. He will drive the corpses sitting in the left cabin to the right, change the counterweight, and the fuselage will naturally tilt." Liu Digou jumped suddenly. Get up: "This is absolutely impossible! Didn't you listen to me just now? The evil spirit of the nigger has already begun to invade the cabin, and the seat on the right side of the wing has begun to show signs of death. Move them all over, that is not to put the explosives on the fire Throw it in the pile?" Jiang Wei smiled and said:

"It only takes a moment to get rid of the corpse. I believe that with Mr. Liu's professional level, he can definitely win this time." When the top hat was thrown down, Liu Digou was silent at that time, with his mouth pursed and his eyes wide open. Yan Ren'er, just like Ouyang Feng practicing toad kung fu, didn't know if he was trying to figure out a way, or looking for an excuse to shirk. At this time, the little stewardess came out of the workshop, gave us a few shy glances, and got behind Jiang Wei, just like the little daughter-in-law who just passed the door, with low eyebrows and no words.I don't know what happened in the workshop, but seeing her flushed face, I knew that Jiang Wei must have used some violent means to appease her.

"It's nice to be young!" I sighed secretly.At this time Jiang Wei patted me on the shoulder: "Mr. Ma, right? I need your help." "Huh?" Jiang Wei pointed to the floor: "I have asked the captain to supply oxygen to the cargo compartment, you come down with me Move the counterweight of the cargo. In this way, Mr. Liu can save two corpses." This request is reasonable, and I agreed. The little stewardess grabbed the corner of Jiang Wei's clothes and took off the golden Buddha around his neck to put it on for him, but Jiang Wei refused.The little stewardess was about to cry with her mouth flattened, but Liu dug her up and said: "The man wears Guanyin and the woman wears Buddha, you wear this thing for him. It's unlucky for the two men to be close to each other every day." The little stewardess was so frightened that she quickly put away When he came back, he fumbled in his pocket for a long time, took out a tube of lip balm and stuffed it into Jiang Wei's hand.Jiang Wei took it away and put it in his pocket solemnly.

Liu Gugou opened the suitcase and put on the outfit for expelling corpses: a seven-star hat on his head, a fish-scale cape on his body, and a corpse exorcising bell in his hand.It is said that this is the standard equipment for traditional corpse exorcising in Xiangxi. Bamboo hats are used to cover the face, coir raincoats are used to shelter from the rain, bells are ringing to lead the way, and the corpse is following behind. "But Liu Didu has a difference from the traditional one, he does not hold a talisman paper in his other hand, but a circuit diagram. "What are you doing?" I took it over to look.

"Do you think exorcising corpses is as simple as in the movie?" Liu digging angrily snatched back the drawings, "This is a systematic project, and bioelectricity must be used rationally. To exorcise so many corpses at a time, it must be designed in advance. Whether they are connected in parallel or in series, what is the voltage and current intensity, and the surface impedance of the corpse must also be considered. The circuit design is unreasonable, and the corpse cannot be moved.” I didn’t know that this thing was related to electricians, and I felt a little dizzy. Regretting his talkativeness, he left Liu Didu biting the tip of his pen and thinking hard.The little stewardess brought a roll of wires and helped Liu dig and burn the rubber and cut the wires, but her eyes kept looking at Jiang Wei.After Jiang Wei reported the situation to the captain through the internal phone, he made a departure gesture for me.The entrance to the cargo hold is just below the workshop, through an airtight door with a Cooper lock.We lifted the carpet and opened the airtight door, revealing a dark entrance below.Jiang Wei and I climbed down the ladder, and he turned on the lights in the cargo compartment with ease, and then closed the airtight door again under the reluctant eyes of Miss Xi.

I looked around, the cargo hold was much wider than the passenger cabin, there were a lot of wooden boxes and air parcels piled up inside, the temperature was very low, and there was a faint smell in the air.The strange thing is that, logically, the loading of aircraft cargo is very strict, but the cargo in front of you is piled here and there, looking disorganized. According to calculations, we need to move 30 corpses and at least 300 kilograms of luggage to achieve the effect of tilting the plane, and we have to move them back quickly, which is not a small difficulty.I thought to myself that I was good at nothing, neither driving corpses nor flying planes, so I might as well try my best, so I rolled up my sleeves and prepared to do a big job.But Jiang Wei didn't move. He raised his head and knocked on the airtight door. After making sure it was closed, he walked up to me and gestured for silence.He took me all the way to the inside of a big wooden box at the front of the cargo hold, and then said to me seriously: "Mr. Ma, you have to help me control this plane." "What the fuck..." I almost couldn't bear it Stop swearing.I must have forgotten to check the almanac before I went out today. First, there was the corpse flight, and then there was the black ghost hack. Finally, a reliable driver appeared and wanted to hijack the plane? "I have a reason for doing this, please listen to me." Jiang Wei said very sincerely, until this time, he showed a trace of nervousness and panic, he took out a pack of cigarettes from his jacket pocket, took out One was in his mouth, but there was no fire.I saw the smoke vibrate slightly. "I'm the co-pilot, and I'm in charge of keeping in touch with the ground. Half an hour ago, I suddenly heard a vague call in my headset." Jiang Wei said, "At first I thought it was interference from an aircraft nearby, but I soon realized it wasn't. The sound is not very clear, there is a lot of noise, and it is accompanied by violent wind." "What are you talking about?" Jiang Wei handed me an earphone and an electronic device the size of an MP3, and adjusted the knobs a few times.After I put it on, I quickly discerned a voice among the noise.The voice seemed to be chanting in a storm, and the chanting was a passage in English: "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way..." It was this sentence over and over again, full of disturbing tones. "A Christmas song?" I frowned.It's almost Christmas, and it's normal to play Christmas songs on the radio. I don't understand why Jiang Wei is so nervous.Jiang Wei took down the cigarette and said: "This device can listen to all the channels that the plane is using. What you heard just now is the channel I was using just now, but the range is relatively short, that is to say, the source of the Christmas carol is not too far from the plane. Do you think Nothing?" My eyes widened, "You mean, this Christmas song is the cry for help from the black man hanging on the wing?" The plane has been flying for more than two hours now, and the black man has died for at least one and a half years. hour.I have heard some bizarre incidents before. It is said that if a person’s emotions are too strong before death, the soul may not dissipate immediately, but will be received by a radio communicator on a specific frequency. This black man died under the wings of the plane. Since his soul can be transformed into evil spirit, it is not impossible for him to infiltrate into the communication band.But what's wrong with him when he's dead, why does he keep humming Christmas carols? "Could it be that..." A ridiculous thought entered my mind, but Jiang Wei didn't comment.I couldn't calm down anymore, I grabbed him by the collar and yelled, "How do you explain the Christmas song? Don't tell me he is Santa Claus!" The reindeer collided with the plane, and Santa Claus was hung on the wing Dying in red clothes, turning into a ghost and activating the Xiangxi Corpse King after death - I don't want to suffer such a shameless bastard accident. Jiang Wei signaled me to calm down, and handed me a cigarette too.I declined, and took out a piece of throat lozenge from my pocket and put it in my mouth.Jiang Wei said: "When I saw the corpse outside the window, Xihang had the same idea as you, but you listen to this again..." He adjusted the knob of the device a few more times.I wore earphones and continued to listen, and found that the lyrics were still the same, but the voice became much clearer and warmer, even a little cadenced, but the evil feeling when chanting the lyrics could not be shaken off. "Why is it so clear this time?" Jiang Wei sat down on the ground with a pained look on his face.I asked him again and again, he raised his head in confusion, and said slowly: "You are listening to the channel dedicated to captains now, and it is our captain who sang this line of lyrics." My mouth was dry, my heart was beating wildly, and my mind was full. There is only one thought: a ghost is possessed. "When did you find out?" "When I left the cockpit, the captain was still normal. But I called the captain just now to report, and the captain kept singing this lyrics without saying anything on the phone. I As soon as I heard it, I realized that something was wrong." It seems that the ghost transformed into a black man followed the radio waves and landed on the captain's body. This situation is more troublesome than a dead body hitting a ghost.Exorcising ghosts can also rely on secret folk recipes, but throwing a pair of dirty underwear is really impossible; flying a plane must rely on professionals, how can one get rid of being upper body? For such a big matter, I have to tell Liu Didu quickly.I was about to go to the back cabin, but Jiang Wei grabbed me: "Mr. Ma, I told you to come down alone, I just don't want you to tell others." "Why?" "Because you were temporarily arranged to board the plane, Only you are not suspicious, the others..." Jiang Wei's eyes flashed sadly, "I can't trust the others now." My mind turned quickly: "You mean, the black man climbed on the plane because there was someone in the crew. His internal response?" Jiang Wei nodded.I feel a little sympathy for him.He just broke the window paper with the little stewardess, and the relationship has not lasted for a quarter of an hour, and he is about to face such an embarrassing situation.But I also admire him quite a lot. From his arrival to the rear cabin to the cargo cabin, the time before and after was very short, but he quickly made a judgment and took decisive action. His decisiveness is really amazing. "Then what shall we do now?" "Follow the original plan and get rid of the corpse first. Then I will go up to stabilize the situation, and you stay in the cargo hold. Here is a brand new radio transmitter, which has not been unpacked. It is the last batch of aid. The materials left over from Africa are very simple to assemble. You assemble it here and try to get in touch with your home country or passing planes.” At this time, it is useless to say that you can’t do it!So I didn't refuse, and shook hands with Jiang Wei: "I hope everything goes well." Jiang Wei raised his head and looked at the ceiling: "I hope everything goes well. When the matter is resolved, I will beg her..." "Shut up! You can’t say such despondent words!” Then the two of us worked together to drag and dragged more than 300 kilograms of goods to the right, including the packing box of the radio station.Jiang Wei briefly explained the operation of the radio to me, and then climbed back to the cabin. I sat alone in the cold cargo hold, feeling uneasy. This series of events made me feel more lonely than ever.I looked at my watch, the plane had been flying for almost three hours, but it felt longer than three years.I reached into my arms and turned on the phone.There is no doubt that there is no signal here, but e-books and games can still be played. I need to calm myself down, associate with the atmosphere of daily life, and temporarily forget the corpses, ghosts and unknown humans outside.Then I found that all the games I usually installed in my mobile phone were zombie-fighting games.Fate is so fucking funny.The plane bumped suddenly, and I saw that the water level of the mineral water bottle on the box began to tilt slightly, and I knew that Jiang Wei had started to move.The goods in the cargo hold are loaded on the right side as fixed weights, while the corpses in the passenger cabin become movable weights under the control of Liu Chudu.They need to fly quickly to the right, and then quickly return to the left after the plane shakes off the body to avoid accidents. There were muffled footsteps from the ceiling overhead, along with faint ringing of bells and shouts.When I close my eyes, I can still imagine Liu Didu wearing a bamboo hat and coir raincoat, ringing the bell hoarsely, and wandering around in the narrow cabin with thirty corpses connected by wires. The angle of the plane's tilt became larger, and I couldn't sit still, so I grabbed the canvas of the box next to me.This posture lasted for fifteen seconds, the fuselage suddenly shook violently, the unfixed boxes in the cargo hold moved a little, and the steel bracket made a creaking sound, which is probably what Jiang Wei said about braking at a small angle up. Suddenly there was a burst of cheers from above my head, and I was overjoyed. It seemed that the black body had been thrown away.But then he thought about it, the ghost might have invaded the cockpit, and it didn't matter whether the corpse was there or not, and his mood sank again.Footsteps and bells sounded from the ceiling again. It must be Liu Didu who was ringing the bell, driving the corpses back to their seats.Slowly, the aircraft attitude gradually adjusted back.I took a long breath, and according to the plan, I opened the box of the radio station and started to assemble it. Suddenly, the movement of my hands stopped, and a bone-chilling coolness emanated from my heart.In my mind, the ringtone and the lyrics gradually merged into one. "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way..." "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells..." In my mind, the images of Santa Claus and the sleigh gradually dissipated, replaced by a line of livid-faced walking dead, A man in a bamboo hat and coir raincoat in front rang a bell and walked along. It turned out that it wasn't a Christmas carol at all, but a corpse bell! The nigger hanging from the wing hadn't been peeping from the start, but was chasing corpses—and never stopped even after death.He is not of Chinese descent, so it is not surprising that he chased the corpse in English.After he got on the captain's body, he continued to recite the words to drive the corpse away.But where is the corpse he drove? I cast my gaze into the empty cargo hold, and only then noticed that among the messy goods in front of me, there were several black wooden boxes, rectangular, wide at one end and narrow at the other end, with a cover on top.I don't know if it's my illusion, but the cover seems to be shaking slightly, revealing a gap, and there seems to be something desperately pushing up inside. I would give my entire fortune for someone to tell me it's just a Siemens refrigerator. corpse song YoYoYo Walking through the road In a corpse open grave Over the fields we go Screaming all the way Bells on rotten body Making people slay What fear it is to run and wipe A corpse band tonight Oh, Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to wipe In a corpse open grave Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fear it is to wipe Corpse open grave YoYoYo.