Chapter 12 fourth quarter

My physical education teacher once said in a psychological counseling class that when a person encounters a spiritual crisis, the first thing to do is not to run away, but to ask yourself: What are you afraid of?Is it the Sadako crawling out of the TV, or the bloody fangs of the zombies?When you think about the answer, you might as well ask yourself, why are you afraid of the fangs of zombies?What part of the tooth is the fear specific, molars, canines, or wisdom teeth?Let’s take it a step further. Zombies also grow wisdom teeth?Do they hurt too?Will you chase the living while covering your cheeks?Another example is Sadako, after the TV is turned off, will she still come out?If the TV is placed high, will she fall?Will she bang her head if you point the TV up to the wall?The more questions you ask, the less fear you will discover.Fear comes from the unknown, and many times the unknown is just because we are too panicked to think about it.When reason comes into play, you will find that many scary images are not to be feared at all.

The reason why these words are recalled in my mind is because I found that in this cramped warehouse, such insights are of no use! Even though I am rational, my psychological fear cannot be shielded.When the coffin-like lid was slowly lifted, I was holding two radio components in my hands, and I froze in place. Tremendous fear filled my whole body, and I didn't know how to react at all. What is sleeping in the coffin?Huge zombie?Or the sleeping green hairy zongzi?My mind was running fast, I didn't know whether I should turn myself into a pea plant or Sanlu doctor. The lid lifted a little more, and a smear of white inside could be seen through the gap.Before I could see what it was, the white color expanded in an instant, quickly filling the entire gap, and even a little overflowed and condensed on the edge, exuding a pungent smell.It was like a giant in a box jerking off to orgasm.

I frowned, boldly went over, stretched out my fingers to touch it, and found that this piece of foamy white was soft to the touch, like polystyrene foam.I know that in the international shipping industry there is a self-generating foam cushion that sits around fragile items and takes up almost no space.Once an impact occurs, the buffer will quickly expand and condense into foam plastics, filling every gap to buffer the impact on the cargo.I have been in contact with the company's logistics before and have a little understanding of these. It is estimated that when the plane was maneuvering at a small angle just now, the box was shaken, so these buffers were triggered and the lid was arched.When I thought of this, I breathed a sigh of relief, and felt that my worries were purely unfounded.At the same time, a little curious, I reached out to lift the lid, only to find that the edges were stuck to the cushioning, making it difficult to remove without a crowbar.

I was about to look around for a crowbar, when I suddenly slapped my head and cursed secretly: "What the hell am I doing! This is not what I should do. What's in that box, what does it have to do with me? My responsibility is to Get in touch with the outside world instead of digging around like a gossip reporter." I took my eyes off the box and planned to assemble the radio first.This thing has a modular structure, and the difficulty of assembly is no more troublesome than Lego. I am also an engineer anyway, and I even pieced together the guesswork.But soon, I found a serious problem.

The battery is gone. I searched carefully in the packing box several times, but still couldn't find it.Batteries are easy to lose, whether they are placed on a motorcycle or in a radio station. This kind of aid to Africa is often used by local people.Jiang Wei was so secretive that he forgot about this possibility. At this time, there was a banging sound from the airtight door above the head, and the little stewardess shouted from above: "Mr. Ma, come up, you are safe!" Safe?I smiled bitterly in my heart. They didn't know that the big crisis had just begun. The little stewardess yelled again, so I had no choice but to open the cabin door and climb up the ladder to see if I could find a substitute in the cabin.After I climbed up, I saw that the expressions of the little stewardess and Liu Didu were very relaxed, and the tension between their brows was gone.

"Fixed with the black brother's body?" I asked. "Huh! It's a beautiful maneuver, and it was thrown out of the flaps directly, birdie!" Liu Gugou put his hands in a golf posture, and waved in the air.I went to the porthole and looked out. I was relieved to see the familiar red figure on the wing no longer.As for whether it fell to the top of Mount Kilimanjaro to be with leopards, or fell to the grasslands of Kenya to be eaten by lions, that is not my concern. "Are you Comrade Pony?" A deep voice came from behind me.I quickly turned around and saw a tall old man standing behind him. He was wearing the same aviation uniform as Jiang Wei, a pair of wooden black-rimmed glasses, and a gray beard.The little stewardess smiled and said, "This is our captain, Zhu Jiayin." The captain smiled and held out his hand to me: "Xiao Jiang told me, my friend, you are a good citizen who acts bravely at critical moments, and I want to thank you in person. "I shook hands with him, with a forced smile on my face, but I was horrified to the extreme in my heart.Now Zhu Jiayin has been taken by the black ghost, and he ran to the back cabin, so something must have happened to Jiang Wei.And one of Liu Didu and the little stewardess is an insider, and I can't tell them the truth—that is to say, I am fighting alone now.

On this plane, there are only two hundred corpses left, not counting my enemies... It's depressing to think about it. "Where's Jiang Wei?" I asked. "According to regulations, people cannot leave the cockpit. But Xiao Jiang can handle it alone, and his skills are very good. We must trust young people, give them opportunities, and let them grow." Zhu Jiayin said kindly, like a persuasive life counselor.He picked up a bottle of champagne: "Come, let's have a drink and celebrate." The little stewardess took out a few glasses from the workshop and poured a little from each glass.The champagne was bright red, like blood.

"Let's help each other and return home smoothly." Zhu Jiayin raised his glass, but I had no choice but to toast with the other two and clink each other.But I just touched my lips, I dare not drink this wine.Liu Didu was not polite, he drank it all in one gulp, licked his lips, and yelled: "Ten years of cultivation can make you cross the same boat, and a hundred years of cultivation can make you sleep together. How many years do you have to practice to drink and confess on the same flight?" ?" The little stewardess stomped on it, causing Liu Digou to scream, and her face turned crimson.

"Have you been in charge of this route?" I chose my words carefully, trying to figure out Jiang Wei's whereabouts.Zhu Jiayin seemed to like this question very much. He waved his arms and said, "As soon as I joined the army, I flew special transport. It's been decades. My youth and enthusiasm have been dedicated to this cause. Say what you want Quests are enough to write a novel. It’s not that I’m a veteran, I’ve transported more weird things for the company than you play World of Warcraft every day.” “Tell us two!” The little flight attendant widened her eyes, Looking forward to it.

Zhu Jiayin waved his hand: "You can't say it, you can't say it, you have to be disciplined." He saw the little stewardess pouted and touched her head in embarrassment, "How about this, Christmas is coming, I will sing you a Christmas song Be a blessing. Don’t look at me now, when I was young, I was the stuff of an art troupe.” The other two applauded together, but my hair stood on end, and I had to stop him from singing no matter what.When the corpse expelling bell rang, something might happen to these two hundred corpses.I quickly scanned and found that the floor of the aisle was covered with wires, which should be the wires that Liu Gugou hadn't had time to put away when he drove the corpse just now.

I picked up the wine glass and walked forward, pretending to be tripped by the wires, and with an oops, the glass of red wine spilled on Zhu Jiayin's chest.In order to pretend to be real, I threw myself on the ground in such a panic that even Inzaghi couldn't fault it.When I got up again, I saw a large red spot on Zhu Jiayin's chest, as if she had been shot.I hurriedly apologized, and Zhu Jiayin waved her hand generously: "People are not sages, and nothing is wrong. Young people wrestling, it's very common." I pretended to be calm on the surface, but my mind became active.When I fell to the ground just now, I saw that the ankles of many zombies were connected to copper wires, and these copper wires were all connected to a battery.I thought if I had this battery, I might be able to start the radio. "Captain, I still have a spare uniform, I'll put it on for you first." The little flight attendant gave me a reproachful look.Zhu Jiayin waved: "Come, come, Comrade Xiao Ma, let's talk after drinking this cup." This time I couldn't escape, so I had to bite the bullet and take a sip. After only taking a few drops, I bang and fainted.When I woke up again, I found that I was tightly bound by the seat belt and the cable, and my forehead was itchy, and I probably had a lot of cinnabar mud on it.Zhu Jiayin and Liu Digou stared at me with serious expressions. "Hey... what are you doing?" I twisted my body. Zhu Jiayin changed her kindness just now, and asked sternly with her hands behind her back: "Comrade Xiao Ma, who are you? Why did you board this flight?" "Didn't I say that? I met the president at the airport. He got the permission from there, and wants to rush back to China for a meeting. Old Liu, didn’t you just say that I was allowed to board the plane because of my bad luck?” Liu Didu sneered and threw a piece of paper over: “I I recalculated your horoscope just now, and your horoscope is not hard at all, what does this mean? This means that either you have a problem, or your identity has a problem." "Well, in fact, I am not born, this story has to be Dating back to the 'Cultural Revolution'..." I wanted to stall for time.I don't understand the horoscope or something, but Liu Didu's expression doesn't look like a lie.Thinking back now, the president readily allowed me to board the plane only with the date of birth on my passport, which is indeed a bit strange. At this time, the little stewardess came over from behind me with an excited face: "I went down to the cargo hold to check just now, and there is a radio device that has just been assembled." The three of them turned to me together, with meaningful expressions on their faces.I couldn’t argue with anything now, so I had to say, “Where’s Jiang Wei?” Liu Qugou snorted coldly: “It’s no use calling Zhuge Liang!” Zhu Jiayin asked the little stewardess, “What else do you find?” The little stewardess thought about it Take a moment: "A wooden box has been pried open." Zhu Jiayin ordered: "Mr. Liu, go down with her to help open the box and see what Comrade Xiao Ma has hidden." Liu dug Following the little stewardess climbing down again, Zhu Jiayin paced over in front of me, closed the airtight door with a bang, and pushed the dining car up to it.This door opens upwards, and the people below cannot open it when it is pressed down like this. "Mr. Ma, Merry Christmas." Zhu Jiayin's voice changed, his face became grim, and Yintang began to turn black.He touched his forehead, laughed at himself, and said, "According to your Chinese theory, it is bad luck to have a black seal. This is really blatant racism for us black people." "Who the hell are you?" , I calmed down instead. "Don't you remember me?" Zhu Jiayin's face became darker.I stared at his face, and a face slowly appeared in my mind, and I couldn't help shouting: "You! You are that clerk!" Before I set off, a black clerk told me that there was a charter flight to go back to Beijing. Just embarked on this strange journey. Seeing that I remembered it, Zhu Jiayin smiled happily: "Yes, it was me." "You were the one who bribed the president to let me board the plane, right?" "No, it was his assistant I bribed. President I don’t know fortune-telling, so I asked the assistant to calculate the wrong horoscope, so that you can board the plane smoothly. It’s a pity that an accident happened after I climbed on the plane, so I have to meet you in this face.” Zhu Jiayin made a regret gesture. "Why me?" Zhu Jiayin grinned: "I'm not the villainous boss in the movie, I have to say everything at the last moment. I just want to sing a song about exorcising corpses in this cabin I sang it outside the plane for a long time, and sang it in the cockpit for a long time, and now I can finally sing it to you and them in the cabin.” He turned around and made a flirtatious gesture towards the corpses.The corridors had been rewired, and each corpse had wires wrapped around its ankles.Zhu Jiayin stretched out her arms, stepped on the ancient drumbeat with her right foot, and sang: "Jumping through the road." The corpses on the seats became restless. "In a corpse open grave." The tray table and seat belts snapped open one after another. "Over the fields we go." A gloomy wind blew from the air conditioner, and the corpses stood up from their seats. "Screaming all the way." The corpses walked out of the seats with stiff steps, and stood in the aisle. "Oh, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way." The corpses stood in a row in the aisle, dancing to Zhu Jiayin's rhythm.Zhu Jiayin's original appearance became blurred, and her entire facial features were almost distorted into a whirlpool.The black's sense of rhythm is the strongest. The corpses he picked up also moved very rhythmically, which was more lively than the stiff corpses brought by ordinary morticians. The whole plane trembled because of this neat dance, shaking violently from side to side. "Tremble, you bastards! I want to show you, who said that black people can't throw corpses? The corpses I chased are the best!" Zhu Jiayin screamed.He walked past me with the body and headed for the rear hatch. It sounds like there's a sad story lurking in it, but that's out of my mind.Judging by his posture, he wanted to forcefully open the hatch and jump down with the corpse.Leaving aside those two hundred corpses, just opening the door at high altitude and the imbalance of internal and external pressure will kill the entire plane and us. There's only one thing I can do in this crazy dance.With my only right hand, I flipped the seat switch hard.The entire seat slammed into the toilet wall behind with a "bang".The door of the toilet slammed open, and the three corpses hidden inside rolled out crackling, blocking Zhu Jiayin's way. Zhu Jiayin froze for a moment.Taking advantage of his dazed opportunity, I bit the tip of my tongue and spit out a mouthful of bloody saliva on the three corpses. Liu Qugou said that if you encounter a newly-dead ghost while chasing corpses, you will easily be hit by a ghost, and you may even knock out the Xiangxi Corpse King.The seats on this plane were not particularly full, but he put the three corpses in the toilet alone, and didn't allow me to recline the seat, which meant that these three corpses were very special.I have no other choice but to take a gamble.After Zhu Jiayin stayed in the back cabin for so long, his evil spirit has almost accumulated, and it only takes one chance for the corpse to become the corpse king of Xiangxi. I bet right and I lost. The three corpses slowly got up from the floor, their postures were quite different from ordinary corpses.Zhu Jiayin's baleful aura and my blood, coupled with their own particularity—although I don't know what it is—made them change. But after all, these are three corpses, sharing the evil energy equally, so the change is not enough to turn him into the corpse king of Xiangxi, he can only become Xiao Wang. After waking up, they instinctively pounce on the closest object to them.One Xiao Wang rushed towards me, and the other two rushed towards Zhu Jiayin, hitting his crotch straight.Zhu Jiayin, who had turned into a black man, was caught off guard, and the pair of little kings killed his preserved eggs immediately, and he bent down in pain.The three ghosts are entangled together, inseparable.The third little king was so powerful that it knocked my seat down.After I got rid of the shackles, I rolled a few times to avoid Xiao Wang's attack, leaned over and quickly picked up the battery, opened the airtight door and jumped into the cargo hold.Without the maintenance of electricity, the advancing corpses stopped moving, and the scene became even more chaotic. Liu Goudou and the flight attendant only heard the sound of footsteps coming from the ceiling, but they didn't know what happened, and they were extremely anxious.Seeing me jumping down, both of them hesitated for a moment, then came up to meet me.They have realized that the real culprit is Zhu Jiayin, who looks guilty at me.I connected the battery to the radio station, and while debugging, I said in a very fast voice: "Zhu Jiayin was raped by a nigger, and now he is having a lively fight with the three who turned into Xiao Wang in the toilet. Let's get to the ground soon." I got in touch and then parachuted away. I remember there were several parachutes in the cargo hold. Although it is dangerous to jump from such a height, it is better than crashing with the plane." "Where is Jiang Wei?" The little stewardess asked crying. "Zhu Jiayin didn't say anything, but I think he might have died in the line of duty..." At this moment, Liu Digou patted me on the shoulder: "Old Ma, I can't go." "Why?" "I have to put this The two hundred corpses were rushed back one by one. I don’t know them, and I don’t know their origins, but this is the task assigned to me by the organization. I’m a mortician.” Liu digs his clothes open, revealing the logo on his chest, With a solemn face. 5. "I'm a mortician and a civil servant. I have my duties." Liu Digou put his hands on his chest, with a solemn and solemn expression.This made my blood boil for a moment, and I also tore off the collar with a "swish" to expose my chest, and then I remembered that my chest was a Volkswagen logo... But it is said that the Chinese side also has 50% of the shares, so there is no need to pursue this matter too thin. "If you skydive, you won't be able to catch up with tomorrow's monthly meeting, so I won't leave." I also expressed my opinion. The two of us looked at the little stewardess together. It was somewhat regrettable that the little stewardess didn't learn our movements.She bit the rubber band and tied her long hair into a ponytail, and her whole person changed from Gongru Yang to Michelle Yeoh in an instant. Pass me, Yin Pingping!" Only then did I know that the little stewardess was originally called by this name.It seems that a woman in love thinks she is washing skill points, her intelligence may drop, but her combat power is maxed out. The three of us stood together for the righteousness of the country, for performance, and for love. The three hands were held together. No one ran away, and everyone had flames burning in their eyes.Liu Didu unexpectedly made a suggestion: "Let's become sworn brothers." At this critical juncture, this is a suggestion to stabilize the morale of the army.Liu Qugou said that the ancient people's sworn worship, in addition to being a ritual, actually had the meaning of diverting fate, sharing bad luck among three people.In the cabin above the head, whether it was the black ghost Zhu Jiayin or the three little corpse kings, they were all making a fuss. It's an emergency, so keep things simple.There were no such things as incense sticks and yellow paper in the cargo hold. The little flight attendant found a lot of snacks and cosmetics from her body.He picked three pieces of gum, asked each of us to chew a few times and spit it out, kneaded the three pieces and stuck them to the floor, and put a sample bottle of Lancome mascara on top. The three of us reported our age and horoscope to each other. Liu Didu was the longest, me next, and then Yin Pingping.We stood up in order, each held out a whole piece of Hazelnut Jinsha chocolate with our right hands, and bowed to the small bottle of Lancome: "The three of us are married to Jinlan and brothers and sisters with different surnames. We don't want to be born on the same day in the same year. But please die in the same year, the same month, and the same day.” Then the three hands worked hard together, and with a sound of Gaba, they broke the chocolate into three pieces and ate them each. Liu Gugou said that this is considered a ceremony, we looked at each other, our mood was very different from before, a wonderful feeling loomed between us.Liu Didu laughed and patted our arms: "From today onwards, the three of us are like Liu Guanzhang... Uh, this is unlucky, just like Xiao Duanxu... Hey, this is not auspicious, just like Ruan's three... Damn these three are brothers! Anyway , we will share weal and woe in the future, and we will share life and death." I stopped him and said, "Brother, let's stop talking about this, what should we do next? Should we just hit it up, or?" Liu Qugou said, "No hurry, we have to Let's figure out a few things first. I read your horoscope, it's just normal, why did that nigger deliberately put you on the plane? Also, what is the purpose of that nigger sneaking on the plane? He has been singing about driving the dead Song, what exactly are you chasing?" I couldn't answer any of these questions, and the two of them also looked at a loss.At this time, Yin Pingping pointed to the mysterious big wooden box and said: "I remembered that this cargo was loaded onto the plane at the last moment, and I opened the cargo door. Ma... When my second brother boarded the plane, I happened to be reporting the cargo loading situation to the captain. "Our eyes fell on that mysterious wooden box together.Perhaps, here lies the answer. "Who sent this shipment?" I asked. Yin Pingping picked up the invoice with a confused expression: "This is from the local GI." "GI?" Liu Didu smacked his lips with a rather weird expression.I asked him what is GI?But he asked back: "Do you know about CI?" I nodded. CI is the abbreviation of Confucius Institute, which is called Confucius Institute in Chinese. It is an institution that promotes Chinese culture around the world.I watch the news a lot, so I understand it. "GI is a non-governmental organization parallel to CI, but not many people know about it. Its full name is Guiguzi Institute, Guiguzi Academy. Its duty is to promote traditional secret arts such as Fengshui, Bazi, Zhouyi, etc. Corpse." "Could it be that... this nigger is a student of GI?" "Impossible." Liu Didu categorically denied: "I have been in touch with GI a little bit, they don't set up corpse removal courses in Africa, and black people are not suitable for removing corpses." When I heard this sentence, I suddenly thought of Zhu Jiayin's shout in the cabin just now: "Who said black people can't throw corpses! The corpses I chased are the best!" Talking about it, it is estimated that there is still a lot of secrets in it. Whether it is CI or GI, they have an agreement with civil aviation, and they can take some postal packages if necessary.I guess, this black brother is one of the students of GI, and he used this special status to post this box. "Didn't you check it before boarding the plane?" "Don't forget that he is also an airport clerk... The management of the airport here is chaotic, not in our country." Liu Didu impatiently picked up a crowbar: " Where is there so much nonsense, don’t you know when you open it?” Liu Gudu and I worked together to forcefully insert the crowbar into the gap of the wooden box.The foam buffer is not very viscous, and it is quickly pried apart under the crowbar.We tore apart the solidified buffer and were amazed at what was in the box.Inside the box is a glass jar, and there is actually a person in the jar.And I've seen this person before, it's the president's assistant.He has been dead for a long time, curled up in the fish tank, like a baby, naked.On the seven places of his forehead, back, chest, heart, left and right hands, and left and right soles, there are traces of bright red cinnabar, and five-color cloth strips are used to bind the ankles. "This is definitely exorcising corpses, and it is the oldest method of exorcising corpses, which has long been eliminated." Liu Digou is an expert in this field, and commented casually, "Modern exorcising corpses only needs to be removed on the chest, forehead and left palm. A little sand is enough; and there is no need for cloth strips for binding, all are tinned copper wires twisted with seven strands." "Why?" "The corpse is very picky about the wire material, the texture of the core is different, and the corpse walks The feeling is very different. Like a tinned copper core, it can make the corpse walk at a high frequency, which is suitable for flat ground; if it is a mountainous terrain, you have to choose oxygen-free copper above 4N level, and the corpse walks stably... oh, the knowledge inside It’s big, I’ll tell you more about it when I have a chance.” Liu Digou walked around the fish tank a few times and slapped his hands: “I can see that the corpse that the nigger really wants to drive away should be this guy.” “But he In the fish tank, how do you catch it?" "This is what you do." Liu Gugou put his hands on his back and shook his fingers, "I've seen your horoscope, although it's not hard enough, but it's a fate that is tolerant and eclectic. The corpse song that the nigger has been singing has been accumulated on you. .When you arrive at the destination, put you here, you can transfer the power of the song to him, and let the corpse stand up and walk automatically-to put it simply, the nigger tried every means to get you on the plane, treating you as a The battery is gone." "Doesn't that mean that even if nothing happened on this flight, when I arrive at the destination, I will be caught by the nigger next to the fish tank to charge the corpse?" I looked a little uncomfortable.No wonder white foam came out of the box as soon as I approached it. It turned out that the assistant had sensed me, which caused the vibration to activate the buffer. "That's right. It seems that you are lucky, second brother. The nigger's tricks have been calculated, but he didn't count that you were actually hung on the wing of the plane. Otherwise, you will be murdered by him when you get off the plane." "But, I'm very close now, and it doesn't move." "Because the power of driving corpses on your body was vomited to those three little kings just now, the battery is exhausted." Liu Di digs his hands. In this way, the context of the whole incident became clear before my eyes as the three of us talked to each other: the black brother was a student of the local GI, he first bribed the president’s assistant and got me on the plane; The dead assistant filled the fish tank with buffer and sent it into the cargo hold at the last moment; he himself put on his down jacket, lay down on the plane, and kept chanting the song of exorcising corpses and poured it into my body, but he died halfway. Unexpectedly, he was thrown onto the wing of the plane, but who knew that the black man was dead... I was a little dumbfounded, the ghost that Jiang Wei suspected was, strictly speaking, me. There is only one question now, why did he do this? Liu Chugou pointed to the ceiling: "I don't know, I can only go up and ask him." Sooner or later we will face the black ghost Zhu Jiayin, but there is a very real question: how to fight?With the fighting power of the three of us, we can neither defeat the three little kings nor the Li Gui.Liu Digou blinked secretly, moved the body of the chairman's assistant out of the fish tank, squeezed his limbs, and was satisfied: "This corpse is of good foundation, if it can be picked up, it will be a good helper." "But... The battery on my body has been exhausted." I wondered. Liu Digou gave me a contemptuous look: "Who said we have to rely on you?" He walked to the radio station and said to me: "I will use these parts. If it can be solved, there is no need to ask the ground for help. If it is solved No, we’ll be dead if we get in touch.” I could only watch him disassemble the radio, taking out coils, wires, and a bunch of unnamed circuit boards and components from inside.He then told us to rummage through other luggage in the hold to find more parts.The last thing standing in front of us was a corpse covered in pipes.Liu Digou held the battery in his hand.As soon as it was connected to the circuit, sparks flew all over its body, and small lights flickered randomly, like a Christmas tree.Liu looked around, and seemed not satisfied: "The thrust of this battery is still not enough, and the control of the pelvic movement is not smooth enough. If I have three sets of batteries and vacuum tubes in my hand... Huh! That nigger above I don’t know which Clayton Taoist temple has learned a little superficially, but I dare to show my prestige, so let me, a serious master of cadavers, teach him a good lesson!” Liu turned his head and hummed: “You guys Gotta help me." "How?" "Battery only powers his limbs, and he needs a corpse bell to get him moving. I threw my bell on it, and I think the nigger's got it right, so . . . Second brother and third sister, you have to keep singing the song of chasing corpses, if you don’t stop singing, the corpses won’t stop.” Yin Pingping and I looked at each other, both very embarrassed.But as things stand now, it's better to lose face singing than get killed by a nigger.Fortunately, Liu Didu was afraid that we would be under too much psychological pressure, comforting us by saying that singing was just a means, and it didn't matter if he was out of tune, the important thing was to sing with momentum.He clapped the battery in his hand: "The content is not important, the key depends on the equipment." "But we don't know that song in English." "Chinese people don't use English to chase corpses! As long as there is a bell in the word, it will be effective." Yin Pingping and I began to think desperately. Is there any suitable song.Taking advantage of this moment, Liu Didu looked up and said, "By the way, there is one more thing. Give me your mobile phone." Yin Pingping and I took it out and threw it to him without hesitation.Liu Didu bowed his head and turned it on, fiddled with it for a while, and then returned it to us, saying that if the nigger brothers approached, he would throw it out.I saw that he just pressed a few buttons, and I wondered if there is a hidden explosion function in every mobile phone? The three of us were ready to start, when the loudspeaker in the cargo hold suddenly rang, and a weak voice came from inside: "Hello, I'm Jiang Wei..." "Jiang Wei? Is that you? Great!" Yin Pingping jumped up happily.Liu Didu and I also looked happy, we all thought he was in danger, but we didn't expect him to be alive. Jiang Wei's voice didn't sound very good, intermittently: "Zhu Jiayin, Zhu Jiayin attacked me..." "Jiang Wei, don't worry, we'll kill him right away, and then go to the cockpit to help you." The phone yelled.He was the first person on the plane to notice the abnormality, and he was also the person who trusted me the most. I couldn't watch him die. "Among the three of you, one is the nigger insider. You have to find him, or..." His voice dropped, and there was a buzzing sound in the cargo hold, "or I'll suck the air out of the cargo hold." This move is quite decisive, but it is a helpless move.When Jiang Wei was seriously injured, this was the only way to find out the ghost as quickly as possible.He didn't know that after our patchwork, the truth had been found out. "Oops! The cargo hold phone is broken, he can't hear us!" I slammed my fist hard against the wall. The evacuation speed in the cargo compartment is very fast, and we can clearly feel the huge suction force generated by the exhaust fan port.I can even imagine Jiang Wei with a pale face, slowly pushing the operating lever of the exhaust fan in the cockpit, gnashing his teeth at the ghost who does not exist—there is nothing more depressing than being killed by a comrade who doesn’t know the inside story up. Yin Pingping's face was pale, and she wanted to explain into the loudspeaker, but Liu Gugou yelled: "Don't explain, he can't hear, let's go!" The convulsions were too fast, we had to leave immediately, otherwise we would all be hypoxic and suffocate and die. "Jiang Wei, you won't die, you won't die! The fortune teller said our names are right, and we will protect each other until we grow old! This is our destiny." Yin Pingping murmured. I quickly climbed up the ladder, lifted it with my hand, and the door opened.I was relieved at once, the black Zhu Jiayin was still entangled with the three little kings, and had no time to close the hatch.Yin Pingping stared at the trumpet stupidly, crying, I yelled at her angrily: "Don't cry, sing for me!" To be honest, I always wanted to play a bully, but I didn't expect that the first time I said this kind of line was here. kind of occasion.Yin Pingping was startled by me, sobbed and began to sing, I turned sideways and winked at Liu Didu.Liu Digou started to practice with the battery in his arms, and the assistant's corpse slowly raised its steps amidst the singing. ring a ling ding dong please open the door quickly ring a ling ding dong be my hero be my knight ring a lin ding dong please listen to my confession ring a ling ding dong I want to fall in love with you start with a low voice, then The more she sang, the louder her voice came from her heart. Probably the lyrics reminded her of Jiang Wei.Encouraged by the singing, and dragged forward and backward by Liu Didu and myself, the corpse of the assistant climbed smoothly from the cargo hold into the passenger cabin.Several of us also climbed up one by one. The cabin was already a mess, two hundred corpses were lying in the aisle, and many seats and luggage racks were smashed.The two little kings lay prone on the ground, exhausted their strength, and turned back into ordinary corpses.And the black ghost we care about the most, Zhu Jiayin, slumped on a chair, staring at us coldly, his whole body was in tatters.When he noticed the assistant's body, his eyes exploded, showing an expression of extreme hatred. The three of us moved forward cautiously.Suddenly, Zhu Jiayin rushed towards me with amazing speed. "Li Gui is most afraid of filth, throw it away!" Liu Qugou yelled. I didn't realize it: "Filth? Where can I find it? I can't pull it out now!" "It's your mobile phone!" Liu Qugou snatched the mobile phone away in a hurry and threw it like a grenade.Zhu Jiayin was hit on the forehead by the mobile phone and let out a shrill cry.Seeing this, Yin Pingping threw out her mobile phone and hit Zhu Jiayin in the face.Zhu Jiayin fell back, fell to the ground and never got up again. "Fuck, why is it so powerful..." I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead. "I told you, this is filth." "How can a mobile phone be filth?" "I just sent some pictures and novels to both of your phones using Bluetooth." Yin Pingping blushed when she heard that.I was very puzzled and said: "Why did he only scream when I threw my cell phone over; Pingping's cell phone was thrown over, but it was thrown upside down? Could it be that the pictures on her cell phone are more filthy?" Liu Qudu snorted coldly. Say: "Don't talk about it, hers is a Nokia, yours is a Samsung, can it compare in hardness?" At this time, the black ghost Zhu Jiayin stood up again.他大嘴一张，一缕幽魂从祝佳音的口中冒出来，在半空盘成一团黑雾，黑雾中一张黑人的脸若隐若现——当然，我们完全看不出来。黑雾尖啸一声，对着助手尸体直直冲了过来。 “快唱！”刘挖挖双手捏咒。殷萍萍站在尸体背后，继续开始唱起来，黑雾与尸体战做一团。在歌声的助威之下，助手尸体越战越勇，黑雾越发稀薄起来。少女的歌声与战斗的尸体融为一体，这一幕给我留下了非常深刻的印象。 厉鬼虽然凶狠，但也不可能一直维持下去，经过连续奋战，黑鬼兄弟已然是强弩之末。当它意识到自己不可能取胜后，索性腾空而起，狠狠地用字正腔圆的中文吼道：“你们哪里懂得我的痛苦！”没人接它的话，这有点出乎黑雾的意料。它愣了愣，只得继续凶狠地吼道：“好吧，就让我告诉你们，你们错在哪里！我出生在一个小部落里，十几岁的时候来到首都打工。一次偶然的机会，我认识了一个来自中国的老人。这位老人说他有神奇的赶尸之术，但不肯教我。我借着和他亲近的机会，偷学到了他的手段。老人去世以后，我就在各个部落之间赶尸。”黑雾看还是没人表现出兴趣，情绪更激动了。“我希望能够进一步学习。我首先参加了CI磨砺了我的中文，随后报名参加GI，可这个混蛋——对，就是站在这里的这个混蛋——告诉我，我没有资格学习。我很生气，这是种族歧视！我反复地申请，反复地表达对赶尸专业的热爱，但仍旧没得到许可。我恨他，我恨你们来自赶尸之国的人！所以我要报仇！我要亲自把这个混蛋的尸体赶到你们的首都去，用他的尸体来证明，我们黑人一样可以赶出漂亮的尸！”可即使如此，还是没人理他，也没人说“即使如此，你也不该伤害别人呀”或者“这不能成为你做坏事的理由”或者“你究竟是怎么做到的”。 “看吧！就是这种傲慢的态度！令人憎恶！”黑雾尴尬地尖叫。 这时候刘挖挖终于忍不住开口了： “你会给你同样肤色的女朋友买黑丝吗？”“不会！”“你会在黑夜里试图抓一只乌鸦吗？”“当然不会！”“你会在子时去追杀骑着乌骓马跑去乌江的西楚霸王吗？”“……也不会！”“赶尸匠赶尸永远都是在夜里，而且不能点灯，所以我们得确保每个人都能看到我们，早早躲开。所以同样道理……”他摊开双手。 在经历了相当长一段时间的沉默后，黑雾发出震天动地的惨吼声，然后自暴自弃地化成无数的黑丝，在客舱里到处乱窜：“混蛋，同归于尽吧！”整个飞机开始剧烈地颤抖，所有人都东倒西歪。我被震得跌倒在地，看着无数黑丝在眼前呼呼地飞过。这位黑鬼兄弟大概只能用这种方式来表达不满了吧。在这一片混乱中，只有殷萍萍站立在客舱后面，保持着直立。她撩起额前的头发，用手指向无处不在的黑丝：“你伤害了姜维，我永远不会原谅你！”“那就先杀死你好了！”无数黑丝重新汇聚成一股黑烟。就在它逼近殷萍萍的一瞬间，她露出快意的表情：“姜维，你可以亲手制裁他了哦。”在她的脚下，通往货舱的气密门已经处于半开的状态。她飞快地往后一跳，和刘挖挖一起把门用力打开。在驾驶舱的姜维并不知道后面发生了什么，他仍旧在抽着空气。货舱此时已经快被姜维抽光了。此时气密门一开，整个客舱湘的气流都朝着货舱涌去。黑鬼兄弟化身成的黑雾被巨大的漩涡裹挟，尖叫着被吸去了货舱，然后被抽风机鼓入排气道，从747 200 C里被甩到了万米高空……当一切都归于平静之后，殷萍萍把气密门重新关好，喊着姜维的名字朝驾驶舱跑去。我也从地上爬起来，跌跌撞撞跟过去。我们推开驾驶舱的门，看到姜维坐在座位上，保持着一个姿势，脸色苍白地按着抽风机的控制钮，另外一只手紧握着一管润唇膏。 姜维看到殷萍萍，勉强抽动嘴唇，给了一个欣慰虚弱的笑容。殷萍萍一把抱住姜维，泪如雨下。我和刘挖挖站在门口，很有默契地没有吭声。姜维放开按钮，用手缓缓地抚摸着她的头，身体向后一靠，闭上眼睛，喃喃地说了一句话。那句话我后来一直在思考，却从来没想明白过：“丞相……这次我守住殷萍了。” 后面的事情乏善可陈。我们重新收拾了尸体和客舱，姜维在殷萍萍的照顾下勉力支撑，有惊无险地飞回了祖国。我直接奔回公司开会；姜维直接被送去了医院，殷萍萍跟他形影不离；而刘挖挖很快就消失了，大概又去什么危险的地方赶尸了吧。 后来我们成了很好的朋友，从他那里我听到了更多关于赶尸以及特种运输的故事。至于747 200 C上那两百具尸体到底是什么来历，又去了哪里，刘挖挖却从来没告诉过我，我也不敢去打听。但我从他讳莫如深的表情能猜出，那一定是非常机密的事情，一旦公开会惊天动地——不过那就是另一个故事了。 这就是我的经历。 对了，我还忘记说一个人——机长祝佳音。 首先是个不幸的消息。这位老资格的机长因为被黑鬼上了太长时间的身，已经回天乏术。他的魂魄，在黑鬼兄弟散成无数黑丝时，被打得粉碎，飘散在飞机的每一个角落。 其次是个幸运的消息，在有关部门——我至今不知道他们的来历——的干预下，祝佳音的魂魄被保存下来，虽然拆得太碎，无法汇聚，只可以继续生存在那一架747 200C里。 于是，祝佳音的灵魂变成了飞机，他生存在每一片襟翼之间，活跃在每一根进气通道里，穿梭于发动机与空调口，偶尔也会从航空厕所的真空抽气里爬到机头雷达。它们融为一体，一直翱翔在蓝天上。每一个乘坐这个航班的人，都有机会在耳机里听到老机长的灵魂在喃喃自语，讲述着他从事特种运输事业几十年里所经历的那些奇闻异事。