Chapter 35 Chapter thirty-four

The master made "Chasing Happiness" at full speed, and the renovation and construction of the tea garden was in full swing.The master was short of skills, so he entrusted Li Shaobang to manage the tea garden project. Li Shaobang was very responsible and announced that in order to ensure the order of the construction site, we were not allowed to call him by his first name, but asked us to call him Leader. The leader kept improving the quality of the project, staring at a pair of big eyes and always saying that the tiles we pasted were uneven. In this regard, classmate Yue Yunpeng made some comments. In the evening, new tables and chairs were installed in the theater, and the leader asked Yue Yunpeng to unload the car.

Those who talked about cross talk became the decoration team, and everyone worked very hard.The master decided that working meals are free during the construction period. The standard is 20 yuan per person per meal, and the soybean juice can be refilled indefinitely. The leader is also the catering supervisor. He discussed with us that we should save money to build tea gardens, and the food standard should be lowered a little, but we will definitely keep our fill. The money saved will be used to buy Tianjin snacks and distributed to everyone as welfare. Unexpectedly, the Leader would follow the advice given by the crazy health expert Lin Guangchang, and provide us with nutritious meals, potatoes and radishes, nothing more than oil and no chicken essence, and no meat at all at first. Under the threat of our strike, the Leader finally Reluctantly agree to serve goulash with potatoes or lamb with radish, but must abide by the healthy ratio of meat to only 8%.

It was claimed to be 8% beef stew with potatoes. It took two hours to find some shredded beef for the biscuits. Shi Aidong went to ask the Leader why it was 8%. The leader said that it is 8 cubes of meat with 100 potatoes. The leader admired Shi Aidong's courage and asked him to hang up the new plaque of "Deyun Society" alone. Eating vegetables is also good, but there are still a lot of rules. In order to increase our physical fitness, the Leader must drink a large bowl of soybean juice before each meal, and then eat a carrot before receiving a nutritious meal. The rice is still customized according to the leader's own appetite.

We felt that we were rabbits lacking animal protein, so we entrusted gold to report to the boss. The BOSS sympathized with us, and didn't want to affect the leader's enthusiasm for work, so he promised that if we worked overtime, we could go to the restaurant around the corner to have a buffet together.Everyone was very happy, but when they went there, they found that the restaurant was closed, and a note was posted on the door saying "Guo Degang counts you as ruthless", and the restaurant will not reopen until after May Day. Hearing that the restaurant was closed, the BOSS expressed regret (in fact, he was very pleased), and discussed with the Leader whether he could give us food supplements.But the leader also refused, saying that scientific experiments cannot be abandoned halfway, and that not eating nutritious meals would destroy the unity of the organization.Everyone had to scramble to go to Xianghe to buy furniture, at least they could use the travel allowance to eat Xianghe meatloaf once.

Didn’t the saved money go to buy Tianjin snacks?Isn't it good to eat more snacks?It was a good idea, but the result... The task of buying Tianjin snacks fell on Gao Feng’s duty, and the 1,000 deep-fried Pippi shrimps bought by his brother were all confiscated by the Leader. It was deducted.Gao Feng refused to accept it, and argued hard. The result was that he was sent to help the cook, and he peeled 2,000 potatoes overnight. Where there is oppression, there is resistance, and we unite with Canada to overthrow the leader's dark rule. (Dana was already hoarse from the atrocities committed by Li Shaobang) Dana took advantage of the opportunity of confrontation with Leader and tampered with his mobile phone.

The Leader's BMW was photographed by the camera again, and it was photographed 3 times in succession. Leader went out to buy white radishes at noon, and was driving the car leisurely, when a low-pitched male voice suddenly sounded in the car: "Don't make a sound, don't stop, keep driving, if you dare to turn around, you will die!" The leader was terrified, thinking that there were gangsters hiding in the car. Leader: "Don't, don't, don't do this, if you want a car or money, you can tell me, I will give you all the public money I have to buy radishes."

Male voice: "Don't make a sound, don't stop, keep driving, if you dare to turn around and kill you!" Leader: "Where, where are you going? I'm just doing the work, and it's all Xiaowei who did it." The male voice continued without changing his tone. The Leader became suspicious, and mustered up the courage to look back. His mobile phone was placed on the back seat, and the sound was coming from the mobile phone. (We changed the ringtone of Li Shaobang's phone) The angry Leader just wanted to grab the phone, but he saw a flash of blue light in his peripheral vision, which was the familiar flash of electronic eyes. The Leader was shocked again, and braked quickly, only to realize that the BMW had already crossed the line through a red light, fortunately, it had just passed a little bit. The Leader saw that the car was still far behind, and wanted to back up. Unexpectedly, just as the car backed up, the electronic eyes flashed again. At this time, the phone rang again, and the frustrated Leader muttered: "Everyone can't get along with me! Could it be that if you know your crime, you can change it?" Can’t you do it too! Today is the day!” Leader fiercely stepped on the accelerator and drove towards the red light.

The Traffic Management Bureau gave BMW three tickets in a row, one for running a red light, one for backing up at an intersection, and one for defying a police camera. A total of 15 points were recorded and a fine of 2,000 yuan was added. It was also blacklisted and forced to be sent to a training class. . It was a sunny day without a leader. For lunch, we ate hundreds of mending patties and drank two barrels of soybean juice. We were full and satiated, waiting happily for Li Shaobang to return to the organization.