Chapter 34 Chapter Thirty-Third

As one of the benefits after signing the contract, the master promised to wash our coats for free, but each person can only wash one suit a month.Gao Feng had no time to do laundry because he was on the go all day long, but his gown was useful on stage, and he also wore it when selling Pippi shrimp, so it was really dirty.Gao Feng hoped that the master could increase the share of two pieces of free laundry, but was rejected by the fair wife.Unwilling to give up, Gao Feng came up with the idea of ​​saving the country with curves. He found a tailor to sew seven or eight hidden pockets into his coat.Every time I send for laundry, I stuff the accumulated shirts, underwear, and dirty socks into the coat.When the laundry clerk comes to collect the clothes, others get one piece, and the peak one gets a bag.The clerk was Gang Si, and he didn't expose Gao Feng, so he accepted all the orders and washed them in a coat after taking them back.Although the clothes hidden in the hidden pocket were not very clean, Gao Feng was quite content because he made full use of the free resources.

Once, Gao Feng bought a pack of bright red and green underwear from the zoo. He wanted to go through the backwater before wearing them, so he stuffed them into a coat and sent them to be cleaned for free.Unexpectedly, cheap goods are not good, and the colors of these stalls have all faded, and the poor lab coats have been dyed into camouflage uniforms.Looking at the laundromat gloating in his flower-washing gown, Gao Feng had no choice but to admit that he was unlucky.That day, Gao Feng didn’t bring a spare coat, and no one else would lend him his coat because he wanted to watch the fun, so Gao Feng had to wear a camouflage coat to play. That day, Gao Feng told me about “A Dream of the Western Expedition”, and the live effect was amazing.The master who didn't know the truth thought it was Gao Feng's idea, and even asked me to dye the coat into camouflage, so as to match Gao Gao, alas!

When the master told us about work in the morning, he received several bad text messages. The master immediately commented on us and asked us to strengthen our awareness of prevention and not to be fooled.Master emphasized that such spam information should be deleted immediately, and there is no need to make a fuss and make trouble for the police. The first one said that the master spent 30,000 yuan in the Shanxi Building, which will be deducted from the bank card. The UnionPay consumer card center asked the master to call back for confirmation. The master said: "You want to lie to me? There is no door! I swipe my card? Which one of my cards is in my hand?"

The second is that the tax bureau wants to refund the tax on the car under the name of the master, and ask the master to provide the bank card account number and password so that the tax refund of 8,000 yuan can be credited. The master said: "It's cheating again. The QQ was bought with a loan. The monthly payment is only 500, and the tax rebate is 8,000? The liar is crazy!" The third one was sent by Zhang Dewu, who was on a business trip to Beihai: "I'm on a business trip now, and my mobile phone is about to run out of money. Please buy me a recharge card, and then send me a text message to inform me of the card number and password."

The master called back, but the phone was turned off. The master said, "I can't believe this. It must be that Cheng Wu's cell phone was lost. The thief sent text messages to the contacts in the cell phone address book to defraud the phone bill." We were skeptical, but at this moment, the cell phones of Cao Yunjin, Dana, Li Shaobang, me, and Earring Xu also received text messages from "Zhang Dewu" to recharge their cards. The master said: "I'm right, the text messages are still sent in the order of pinyin." I think it should be Cao Yunjin who received it first.It was only later that I learned that Zhang Dewu's name for his master was BOSS.

The master is really old, experienced, and invulnerable to all kinds of poisons. We secretly admired it. Shaobing asked the master how he judged it. The master said: "That's too simple. Ever since Zhang Dewu set up a one-way charging package, his mobile phone has never been used for receiving calls, and text messages can't be received. If he wants to send text messages, he will definitely borrow them from others!" All are sincerely convinced. When the fourth text message came, the master read it and was furious, saying: "If you want to blackmail me, I have to call the police!" After speaking, the master went to the police station to report the crime.

The master left in a hurry, and the phone dropped on the table. I took it over and looked at it. The fourth text message was "I have obtained the evidence of your indulgence. If you don't want the ambiguous photos to fall into the hands of your family members, please send 10,000 yuan to My account, otherwise the consequences will be at your own risk." (The master is not afraid of the shadow slanting, but he is afraid of being beaten into a trick!)