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Chapter 33 Chapter thirty-two

Recently, the air has been dry and the weather has been uneven. Everyone has been busy with tea plantation renovations, signing contracts with organizations, going to TV shows, and voting for people in the Dream of the Red Chamber.The emergence of the problem is all related to the mysterious table No. 5: the Jin fan who came on stage belonged to the No. 5 table; Dana jumped to the No. 5 table when performing a volley kick; Feeling dizzy; when preparing to implement the table reservation system, Gao Feng spared no expense to compete for table No. 5. What's so special about table 5?Is it the "Five Artifacts" that the old artists buried in the town garden, or is there a mysterious sea eye that connects to the East China Sea?According to Mr. Wen Lin's scientific analysis, everything in the world is composed of five elements: "gold, wood, water, fire, and earth". In the theory of the five elements, 12345 corresponds to A, B, C, Ding, and E, while E represents Yang and soil. That is to say, problems in the garden are related to table 5. It is related because the five elements of the organization lack soil.

Gold without soil does not shine, and dana without soil is not firm.It is said that the master is the representative of the grassroots culture. Grass grows in the soil, and if there is no soil, it will be duckweed, which cannot take root and develop. Therefore, to solve the problem, we must increase the "soil" element in the garden. After our discussion, the modification plan is as follows: 1. Pile the earth into a mound and live in the center During the Ming and Qing Dynasties, according to the theory that metal, wood, water, fire, and earth interact with each other, five towns were set up in the east, west, south, north, and middle directions to deter demons and ensure the safety of the capital. .Among them, the center belongs to soil, the town is Jingshan, and Jingshan gathers soil as Zhenshan.Therefore, as long as a mound is piled up at the position of table 5, the future development path of the organization can be flattened.However, large-scale construction projects in the garden have to go to the "Urban Crosstalk Management Committee" for approval. The procedures are cumbersome, time-consuming and labor-intensive, and it is even more unaffordable in case of a collapse accident.Besides, Tuqiu can only be used as a scene when he is acting in "Bai Shi Hui", which is not very comfortable to watch normally.

2. Building a concrete platform, one thing with two purposes The No. 5 wooden table is replaced with a cement table tennis table, which is durable and not only maintains the original function, but also can be used for fitness during non-performance time.But how to prevent the audience from playing table tennis during the performance time is another problem. If Gangsi gets excited and forgets to shout "bad", it will be disrespectful to the actors. In the end, everyone came up with a consensus: set up the screen, paint the soil. Use eight screens to surround table No. 5, and paint strange mountains and rocks on each screen, which can solve the problem of lack of soil ingeniously. It not only has the unique cultural atmosphere of Deyun, but also can transform ordinary tables into private rooms. Tickets are sold at VIP prices.Of course, according to the regulations of the relevant departments that entertainment venues cannot have closed private rooms, each screen must be equipped with a small piece of transparent frosted glass.There is a small red light bulb hanging inside, and when the committee makes a temporary inspection, the biscuit will press the switch to remind Gangsi in the private room to take precautions.

The screen is easy to buy, but the eight paintings have to be solved by themselves, and Zhang Dewu has to be hired again.Painting strange mountains and strange rocks is easy for Zhang Dewu.It's a pity that there are too many outside interferences, which limit his performance. Zhang Dewu designed a prototype and submitted it to the BOSS for review. BOSS said it wanted to protect the rights and interests of authors and standardize procedures, so it signed a power of attorney with Zhang Dewu. The artist was very moved and signed immediately. As for the pictures, the master thinks that the eight pictures of mountains and rocks are good, but they lack popularity. After all, people are the most beautiful scenery, and it is always a flaw to have no one in the painting. Besides, the pure scenery also lacks some organizational atmosphere, so let Zhang Dewu think about how to reflect it Out of the core of the organization.

Zhang Dewu understood the intention of the leader very well, so the first screen painted the master sitting on a stone, holding a fan in his hand, and the fan wrote "to lose weight successfully, eat less and exercise more". Yu Qian just returned to the team after recovering from illness. He heard that becoming a person in the painting can enhance his physical strength, so he hoped that Zhang Dewu would give him a chance to show that he can breathe smoothly and exhale like a rainbow. The boss's partner can't be offended either. The second screen depicts Yu Qian standing on a small hill and playing his flute to the moon.

When Mr. Zhang Wenshun heard the news, he called his apprentice and said that he hadn't been to the garden for a long time, but he always paid attention to everyone's development and watched the organization flourish along the way.The third screen shows Zhang Wenshun riding a donkey upside down, traveling on a rugged mountain road, with a flat river in front of him. Dana and Li Shaobang invited Zhang Dewu to dinner, and asked him to look at the problem from the perspective of development. Zhang Dewu considered that when the master was away, it was better for the two of them to save money and be responsible for arranging the appearance list, or to maintain a good relationship.Dana likes the artistic conception of "picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence and seeing Nanshan leisurely". Zhang Dewu drew Dana holding a bamboo basket and wandering on the hillside full of chrysanthemums.Li Shaobang likes his "Autumn Fragrance" appearance, and said that he loves the character of lotus flowers that emerge from the mud and are not stained, and regard money as dung, so the fifth painting is "Autumn Fragrance Picking Lotus".

Zhang Dewu is going to Beihai to attend a pen meeting in May, and Xu Erding is in charge of the travel. Earring Xu said, "This distance can be taken by plane or train. Should I approve a business class ticket, or should I approve a train station ticket?" The sixth painting is Xu Zai, who is dressed in a fairy-like and proud earrings, performing the touch. Cao Yunjin was very dissatisfied with the last "Yu Ji" version of "Yunjin Playing in the Water", just to use this to change his image, he stayed at Zhang Dewu's house, and ate dinner and breakfast without agreeing to be included in the painting.The painter thought that gold was nothing to eat, and he was afraid that he would bring Liu Yi, so he had to agree to paint Cao Yunjin, a skinny and commoner man, as Uncle Cao Guo, who was rich and powerful.

The last screen, the painter decided to keep it for himself. The painter drank wine and splashed ink, enjoying himself at ease.In the painting, Zhang Dewu is drinking the good wine from the big gourd while writing "Dewu is here for a visit" on the Woniu Stone. (The gourd has "Golden Liufu" written on it, and five little stars are engraved on it) When Mr. Hou Jun, a special commissioner of the "Urban Crosstalk Management Committee", came to inspect the construction progress of the garden, he praised Zhang Dewu's version of "Eight Immortals Crossing the Mountain" and proposed to help Zhang Dewu take the real product to auction, and then put a copy in the garden .

Zhang Dewu was full of joy, but suddenly remembered the entrustment agreement signed with BOSS, took it out and took a look, and was poured cold water at that time.It is written in the agreement that Zhang Dewu has 100% copyright when the "eight screens" are used as screens in the tea garden, and BOSS can use them free of charge; when there are other value-added services, BOSS owns 99% copyright and 100% control rights, and Zhang Dewu can use them according to 1% proportion of income.
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