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Chapter 36 Chapter thirty-fifth

The "Deyun Society" theater has been newly decorated, the cross talk conference has reopened, and the organization's old nest has been upgraded to the 07 edition.The master thanked everyone for their hard work recently, and asked us what kind of reward we would like to get besides the bonus, and everyone agreed that they all wanted tickets for the performance on the 15th.That's right, everyone has relatives and friends who come to ask for tickets, and who wouldn't want to witness this commemorative performance?Besides, even if you don't give favors, it's good to pour them out.

The BOSS said that there are too many monks and too few porridge, and the distribution of seniority is thick and thin, which hurts feelings. The average distribution of one and two tickets is a drop in the bucket. It is recommended to simply draw a lottery. Equal, we think that's fine. BOSS treated us to a celebratory dinner using the food expenses deducted by Comrade Li Shaobang when he was in power. The main course was shredded pepper potatoes, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, fish-flavored shredded pork and cucumbers. The dessert before dinner was deep-fried Pipi shrimp dipped in sugar. The drink is still unlimited refills of soybean juice, and the staple food is three delicacies dumplings, and the article of the lottery is designed in the dumplings.

The master said that it is most appropriate to make dumplings on a happy day. There are also some coins and candies inside the dumplings. Those who eat them imply wealth and wealth and a sweet life. In addition, whoever eats candy dumplings can get 5 performance tickets on the 15th. , Those who eat coin-wrapped dumplings can get 10 performance tickets on the 15th.There will be a total of 10 candy-wrapped dumplings and 5 coin-wrapped dumplings, for a total of 100 tickets as special rewards. In order to prevent someone from cheating, what kind of candy and what denomination of coins to put is determined by the master, and the "material" is mixed with the stuffing by himself (the process is filmed by Shaobing with DV for future reference), and the new security guards make dumplings. Wang Wenlin and Li Wenshan were responsible for serving the dumplings, and Liu Yi was still in charge of cooking the dumplings.Everyone supervises each other while eating dumplings. Those who eat candies and coins must immediately raise their hands and show evidence on the spot to be considered valid. You can't take medical insurance if you pay to see a doctor yourself.

The boss said that in order to show justice, he ate the last pot. I think there are so many people, no matter how many pots of dumplings have to be cooked, the scope of the lottery is still quite large. Everyone was full of joy and carefully started eating. According to the information about selling pancakes, Zhao Yunxia had exchanged coins of one cent, two cents, five cents, one cent, five cents and one piece; I grabbed a few and hid them in my pockets, but because of my greed, there are not many left.I discussed with Gao Feng that if Zhao Yunxia and Li Yunjie won the lottery, we should test whether the coins and candies they presented smelled of vinegar. The tea staff at the "Yunshe" theater. (Because the name of the tea garden was changed, the identity of the third tea staff of Dana Tianqiaole will be automatically cancelled)

In order to increase the chances of winning the lottery, everyone ordered as many main courses and desserts as possible, and all the storage capacity was placed on the dumplings. (BOSS stipulates that dumplings should not be wasted, and strictly prohibits any behavior of looking for treasures and not eating them. If there is one dumpling left, a fine of 100 yuan will be imposed) There are 11 pots of dumplings cooked, but no winner has yet appeared (Dana, Li Gen, and Hou Zhen successively stated that some of the dumplings tasted too sweet, but no actual evidence was found).I quietly asked if the biscuits really gave prizes?Shaobing said that he saw it with his own eyes. The chef put candies and coins 100%, and the wrapped dumplings were also thrown into the pot in a disordered order.I think, I can only blame my bad luck, so let's continue to eat.

Although the temptation of performance tickets is great, tolerance is great, and there is no place to go. Cao Yunjin, Gao Feng and others withdrew from the battle early. Only the stubborn earring Xu insisted that he could not even stand up after eating the penultimate pot. Gao Feng and I had no choice but to carry him to QQ and send him back home with the earrings with round belly and empty hands. Earring Xu really ate too much, and it is estimated that he will not be able to eat again within 5 days, let alone stand up straight on stage. Earring Xu regretfully missed the special performance of Deyun Club!

After confirming that everyone had given up the lottery, the master asked Liu Yi to cook the last pot. The dumplings fell and fell three times. The master fished them out by himself, and carefully scooped out 5 sticky "potsticker dumplings" from the bottom of the pot. , Eat out 5 one-yuan coins one by one, and get 50 performance tickets.In addition, since no one showed the candies, the 50 tickets were automatically taken back by the organization, and a total of 100 tickets returned to the box office in charge of the teacher for normal sales. Ticket money is an unplanned income, the BOSS and the organization will split the account 50-50, and the BOSS share will be kept by the teacher. (Afterwards, I learned that my wife gave 6 tickets to the sesame seed cakes)

Everyone felt that the result of the lottery was fraudulent, and collectively requested to review the video of the master mixing the stuffing with "ingredients". The video clearly showed that the master had indeed put 10 pieces of high-quality rock sugar and 5 high-temperature sterilized one-yuan coins into the stuffing. There is nothing special about the appearance of the dumplings. The problem of rock sugar melting was not stipulated in advance, we couldn’t say anything, so we had to admit it, but why did the coin dumplings stick to the bottom of the non-stick pan of “Master Hu”?I can't figure it out!

The biscuit that I just discovered with conscience sent me a text message, saying that BOSS asked him to put a magnet under the non-stick pan in advance. I checked on Baidu. Among the coins issued by banks, only 1 yuan coins can be attracted by magnets, because the main component of 1 yuan coins is stainless steel. Who said that Master's primary school lasted 10 years? !
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