Chapter 29 Chapter 28

Yu Qian called the master in the hospital: "There is even worse news about you." Master: "You ate all the cow dung?!" Yu Qian: "Don't talk nonsense, today is April Fool's Day, I heard from the children that Earring Xu, Gao Feng and Li Shaobang are going to punish you! You have to be careful." Master: "Dare, I carry rolls of toilet paper with me, what else do they have to do?" Having said that, the master decided to strike first. Neither Li Shaobang nor Gao Feng had tried the authentic Yunnan crossing the bridge rice noodles. The master asked me to book a private room at the Yunnan restaurant at noon, and specially invited Li Shaobang and Gao Feng to taste Yunnan delicacies.

The master asked me to tell the waiter in the restaurant to serve the hot chicken soup half an hour after serving the rice noodles, sliced ​​meat and condiments.The chef asked Li Shaobang and Gao Feng for the standard version of Guoqiao rice noodles. His own rice noodles are first boiled in hot soup, and the meat is also fried. The three of them came to the private room to sit down, and two standard versions and one precocious version of Guoqiao Rice Noodles were served.Li Shaobang and Gao Feng looked at a bowl of cold white rice noodles and seven or eight dishes of raw meat and condiments, not knowing how to eat them.I saw the master pour all the meat slices and condiments in the small dish into the white rice noodles, and then pour some soy sauce and chili oil, mix it well like eating noodles with fried sauce, and eat it with a snort.The master wiped his mouth after eating: "I still have something to do, so I'll go first, and the bill will be settled with you, so you can eat slowly." The master walked away after finishing speaking.

Gao Feng and Li Shaobang were full of suspicion. Seeing that the chef was eating deliciously, they felt that the cold noodle raw meat was awkward to eat, and they were embarrassed to ask the waiter. It’s Gao Feng who has professional knowledge, and after thinking about it, he said to Li Shaobang: “It turns out that the rice noodle across the bridge is also the route of sashimi. What we want is the freshness of rice and meat. Pippi shrimp can also be eaten like this. Come on!" Gao Feng followed the master's example and ate the standard Guoqiao rice noodles as cold noodles, while Li Shaobang was still hesitating.

Gao Feng had just finished eating when the waiter came in with two bowls of hot chicken soup. He was taken aback when he saw the empty bowls of Gao Feng, "You, finished eating?!" Gao Feng: "The taste is not bad. Is this rice noodle soup? It's better to turn the original soup into the original food." Waiter: "The rice noodles are raw. You should put all kinds of semi-cooked meat slices into bowls and boil them in the 100-degree hot chicken soup, then add rice noodles and put various vegetables for soaking, and then prepare all kinds of meat. If you put the seasoning in the bowl, that will work!"

Gao Feng: "Then why did you serve hot soup? The fat man ate raw just now?" Waiter: "Mr. Guo eats cold rice noodles. The rice noodles and sliced ​​meat are both cooked. The cold rice noodles cost 18 yuan a bowl, and your authentic rice noodles cost 38 yuan a bowl. You are taking advantage!" Gao Feng had nothing to say, and drank the chicken soup in one gulp, as if returning the rice noodles back to the pot in his stomach.Li Shaobang was thankful that he was calm and adjusted the bridge rice noodles, but he was not in a hurry to eat.Gao Feng thought that he had been duped by his master, so he had to go back quickly to find the earring Xu to discuss the means of revenge, and left without Li Shaobang.

The show started in the afternoon, but Li Shaobang hadn't come back yet, so Dana called him: "Li Shaobang, where are you? The show has already started." Li Shaobang: "It's still in the Yunnan restaurant, I have to wait, maybe there will be rice noodle ingredients to serve later, I can't be fooled by Guo Degang." Before the performance in the afternoon, the master pointed to the earrings Xu and told the audience that he is the most versatile in the organization. I just haven't seen him play a double reed.The audience strongly demanded that Erding Xu show his double-reed talent once. As the class leader, the master asked Erding Xu to meet the audience's requirements and perform back to the "front face".

Earring Xu thought about it for a long time, and said that acting is fine, but he will never partner with the master. If he wants to act, he will cooperate with Gao Feng. The master happily changed the water card. The sesame seed cakes are in charge of inspection. According to the master's request, some propolis was secretly added to the powder that replaced Dabai. Earring Xu and Gao Feng's double reed performance was very successful, but Earring Xu encountered difficulties in removing makeup. After using seven bottles of cleansing oil, he was still a genetically mutated panda with black and white upside down.

In the evening, Earring Xu went on to talk about "Legend of Pingyao". As soon as he came on stage, he got "bad". The audience guessed that this time he was going to tell the story of "Impermanence in Black and White". The bathroom in the backstage of Tianqiao Music will be upgraded to computer control, and the program will be reviewed by Erding Xu. The Chinese version of WCbeta3 has just been released today.Because the renovation has not been completed, only one single room for men and women is put into use. The single room for men is occupied by the peak of eating too much raw meat all afternoon, and other actors, regardless of gender, can only queue up to use the other one.

When the master entered the bathroom, he saw the earring Xu smiling maliciously, so he immediately raised his vigilance.As soon as the master went in, he found that there was no toilet paper. Fortunately, the master brought his own.I want to use this kind of small skill for a second time, I really underestimate the master. As soon as the master undressed and sat on the toilet, he heard a computer prompt: "Welcome to use this system, please answer the first question 'Who in the Deyun Club sings the best drum music', A is earrings Xu, B is Li Shaobang, C is Guo Degang." The master didn't understand why there was a "Happy Dictionary" here, so he answered "C" casually.

WC: "Your choice is C. You have 3 minutes to use the toilet. When the time is up, the bathroom door will open automatically. If you choose A, then you will have 30 minutes to use the toilet. Please pay attention next time." There was no turning back when the bow was opened, the master became angry, and the Qi pulse became even more disturbed, and he couldn't stop after 3 minutes. The master asked WC if there is a way to delay. The computer program replied: "You are the class leader and can take care of you. You can sing 'Calling Xiaofan' an octave higher. Each time you sing, the usage time will increase by 15 seconds."

The master had no choice but to sing loudly in the bathroom, singing again and again.Cao Yunjin hurriedly called a few little cranes to make full use of this rare opportunity to learn and live. Gao Feng in the bathroom next door also heard it clearly, Gao Feng thought: It seems that the diarrhea tea is not a big deal, this diarrhea is better than constipation!