Chapter 30 Chapter 29

Li Shaobang's BMW bumped into Master's QQ again, but this time it was BMW's full responsibility. Auto Parts City secretly sells a thing called a car color bell horn, which can change the monotonous horn sound into a variety of nice music or sound effects, such as: "The car is coming, please let me go, thank you!" or "Police Here we come, make way!" Master is a very fashionable person, let me install a ringtone speaker on QQ.When setting up the sound effects, I thought the master would record something like "Single-knife meeting", but I didn't expect the master to record "It's so exciting, my god!"

Last Saturday, I took the master to the building materials city to choose wood materials for the decoration of the overpass. The road was smooth, but after passing the Lize Bridge, the middle lane suddenly slowed down, and the cars in front were changing lanes left and right.Taking a closer look, it was a BMW slowly occupying the lane, advancing at a constant speed of 30 miles.Mr. Li Shaobang is the only one in Forty-Nine City who drives a BMW at this speed. The master got excited and asked me to drive QQ to get close to the BMW. He honked the horn and gave Li Shaobang a surprise.Sure enough, "It's too exciting, my god!" The horn sounded, and BMW trembled. Li Shaobang thought it was a ghost in broad daylight.

Originally, the master wanted me to drive in parallel with the BMW so that he could roll down the windows to tease Li Shaobang again, but the cars behind flashed their headlights to protest.Also, if QQ and BMW each occupy one side in parallel, it will work better than traffic restrictions. The master had no choice but to ask me to switch the QQ to the front of the BMW, and reduce the speed to 25 mph. He turned his head and snickered, and honked the horn, "It's so exciting! My god, my god, my god, my god. !" (The master doesn't know how to drive, this honking was also taught by Li Shaobang, if I had known today...)

I don't need to look to know that Li Shaobang's face is green with anger. It's fine to talk about it on stage, and it's also smashed on the road. The master is very ruthless. (A few days ago, Li Shaobang also told me that he was going to sue Wang Tao of "CCTV-5". He also used this famous Li-style quote in the dubbing of "Live-9".) What really made Li Shaobang angry was not this sentence, but that BMW did not allow cars to block in front of it.BMW has always been in the way, so there is no reason for QQ to force BMW to slow down.Li Shaobang has always been driving with no cars in front and behind - the car in front can't keep up, and the car behind can't stand it.

While Li Shaobang was thinking whether to overtake, the master read the magazine contentedly.Anyway, it's okay, the master asked me to pass the fifth ring before dumping the BMW. Just watch it, the master was still surprised, he said to me: "Oh, the law and order here is too messy, I have to ask Wang Hai to withdraw his performance contract there. Isn't it just a Chinese Super League? He didn’t even lose the game, so is he guilty of smashing the player’s bus?! Oh, there’s something even more serious, the gangster committed a crime near the stadium, wounded 110 policemen and then fled, and the police are searching for them with all their might. This gangster’s kung fu is too high!” The master was excited He likes to stomp his feet, but he forgot that he had a secondary brake on his side, so QQ stopped suddenly, and the BMW that was about to speed up bumped into it, and QQ was knocked into OO.

Taking advantage of this time, I glanced at the headline of the report in "Let's Talk" magazine: "Cruel gangsters injured '110' police." Fortunately, the speed of the two cars was not fast, and everyone was fine, but the BMW was frightened and couldn't start the ignition.The traffic police came and determined that the BMW was fully responsible for the rear-end collision.Li Shaobang glared at his master, but never said a word.The master comforted him, anyway, take the insurance, don't hurt your peace!The master said that he knew an auto repair shop in Daxing, and he could come and tow the BMW away for free.So my master and I went to repair QQ, Li Shaobang and the traffic police pushed the BMW to the side of the road and waited for the tow truck.

Daxing's trailer carried the BMW on its back and ran away. Only then did Li Shaobang say: "I'm scared to death, my god!" On the day Li Shaobang drove the recovered BMW back, he received another ticket from the Traffic Management Bureau, saying that the BMW was speeding on a high-speed road in Beijing. Li Shaobang went to the law enforcement station to check the electronic eye records, and was so angry that he was speechless. The BMW was towing the car on the screen. Above, the trailer was speeding, and the electronic eyes took pictures of both the trailer's rear plate and the BMW's rear plate, killing two birds with one stone and paying double fines!

After arguing with the law enforcement station for two hours, the ticket was finally cancelled.When Li Shaobang rushed back, the performance had already started.The parking space has long since disappeared, so Li Shaobang had no choice but to put the car on the side of the road. Feeling uneasy, he wrote a note and put it under the windshield wiper: "My master is Li Shaobang from Deyun. You can ask him to listen to cross talk. Touch me, don't post a ticket." After the performance, Li Shaobang found two tickets, two small advertisements, and a deep muddy palm print on the BMW. The front and rear plates were gone.On his note, a few sentences were added:

Coordinator—I don't care who you are, I don't have time to listen to cross talk, if I have time, I'll post two more parking tickets, okay? Those who clapped their palms—not allowed to touch them?partial touch!Touch you to death, what to do! The first small ad - personal purchase of second-hand cars, I like Xiaowei, the price will be favorable for you. 2nd small ad - Want a back card?At zero o'clock, put 500 yuan in an envelope and put it under the electric pole in front of Lemen, Tianqiao. When you get the money, I will tell you where the back card is hidden. Urban management team members—your behavior of posting small advertisements on your private car is far from meeting the requirements for the "Good Luck Beijing" competition, and you will be fined 200 yuan.When you pay the fine tomorrow, remember to get the front card back.

Li Shaobang suffered three dangers every day, and his vitality was seriously injured. He will take a week off and just go to be with Yu Qian.