Chapter 28 Chapter 27

Uncle Yu Qian's rhinitis worsened and he was admitted to Union Hospital. The master wanted to take me to visit. The master heard that "Cordyceps sinensis" is very good for inflammation, so he gave sesame seed cakes 2,000 yuan and asked him to buy them at Tongrentang.I bought 3 boxes of sesame seed cakes and came back, saying that I bought two and got one free.The master looked at it, but he didn't see the Tongrentang trademark, but it said "Winter and Summer Cordyceps". The master asked where to buy the sesame seed cakes. Shaobing said: "I bought it at the TV shopping store next to Tongrentang. They are all 988 yuan a box of Cordyceps sinensis. Tongrentang does not offer discounts. You can buy two get one free on the TV shopping, and you can also buy Cordyceps and get a 'Master Hu' smokeless pot." I think my wife doesn't cook, so it's better to have more boxes of medicine."

The master said: "You really should break the aluminum pot, so we can double the compensation. Gao Feng, show me where this Cordyceps is produced, and whether it has expired. Maybe it's something from TV shopping." Gao Feng took it and studied it for a long time, and found out the problem. He found that the main ingredients were mushrooms and cicada sloughs. What is "cordyceps sinensis"?Gao Feng said that for these two things, Tianjin Darentang can buy 5 packs for 88 yuan. The master was furious, and took the biscuits to TV shopping to return the goods, but unexpectedly, the representative of the TV station stopped them with a word.

The representative of the TV station said: "This is about winter and summer caterpillar fungus. Is Dongru a plant? Is cicada slough animal protein? Don't make trouble out of no reason." The master said: "Then you can't sell this product at the same price as the real thing. Isn't this intentionally to induce consumers?!" Representative of the TV station: "That is the brand value of our station. They advertised here. Of course, the cost has to be added into it. This is the case with smokeless pots! Consumers do not shop rationally, and our sales strategy has nothing to do with it." relation."

The master was so angry that he threw the "winter and summer caterpillar fungus" to the back kitchen, and asked Earring Xu to buy a big fruit basket, and took it to the hospital. The inpatient department of Xiehe Hospital is relatively complicated, divided into three districts, ABC, and we don't know which district Yu Qian lives in.The master called Yu Qian to ask, but Yu Qian couldn't say the whole thing because of the medicine on his nose. Master: "Brother Qian, I brought Xiaoping to see you. How are you?" Yu Qian: "Oh, it hurts." Master: "If you say nothing, don't have money, and if you have something, don't get sick."

Yu Qian: "Yes." Master: "Why do you still have girls talking there?! If it's inconvenient, I'll come back tomorrow." Yu Qian: "Nurse, change the medicine." Master: "It's a shame, which district do you live in?! Let's go up here." Yu Qian: "Oh." Master: "Now the little nurse is ruthless, tell me where to live." Yu Qian: "Oh." Master: "I know you are in pain, bear with it, where can I find you?" Yu Qian: "Oh!" The master told me: "It's over, it's over, Yu Qian's thinking is confused, and he doesn't even know where he lives. Let's go to the inpatient department and ask."

Me: "What did Uncle Qian say?" Master: "He just yelled 'Alas, alas' in pain and didn't say anything." I took my master to Area A, and sure enough, I found Yu Qian's ward. (Yu Qian said "A!") The aunt at the door refused to let us in, saying that rhinitis patients were afraid of irritation and could not bring in fruit baskets with durians.The master secretly scolded Xu for the earrings that the fox fairy got into his head.But you can't look at people empty-handed.The master asked me to go out and buy something, and I walked in the corridor with my hands behind my back.

The master was turning around when he saw a foreign guy with two pots of "lucky bamboo" on the chair next to him.The master thought that this green plant should be good to put in the ward, so he wanted to ask the foreign guy where he bought it. Master: "Hello, where did you buy this?" Foreign guy: "This is mine." Master: "Can you sell it? How much is it? I'll buy a pot." Foreign guy: "I don't understand Chinese." Master: "Is 200 enough?" He said and took out two red tickets. The foreign guy thought that the master wanted to exchange money, so he also took out his wallet.

The master put down the money and was about to leave with a basin of bamboo, but the foreign guy hurriedly stopped him. Master: "Is there not enough money? Don't be too dark, I can buy 2 pots for 100 yuan from Hongqiao!" The foreign boy hugged his master and did not let go. When I came back, the two were still arguing, and a group of nurses were watching the fun, thinking that the master had met a fanatical foreign gangsi.I asked the reason, and quickly pulled the master away. Master: "This foreigner is too ruthless. He sells and doesn't sell. It's not good to play with people!"

I said, "It's not for sale at all. He doesn't understand Chinese, so he thinks you want to grab flowers!" Master: "That's it, then use the English version of the truth to exchange it with him! I'll give him another autograph." I decided to visit Yu Qian by myself next time without bringing my master.