Chapter 27 Chapter 26

Anyway, the garden is organized, and the master wants to realize another long-cherished wish, which is to erect a statue of Mr. Zhu Shaowen, who is "not afraid of being poor", to commemorate the originator of the cross talk industry.Because Mr. Zhang Wenshun was unwell and unable to complete the reality show, Mr. Wang Wenlin had to go on stage and stand alone, and asked for four wages. The master thought it would be better to erect a bronze statue of "not afraid of being poor". Money is no problem.The master went to be a judge, and the money for a bronze statue should be more than enough. In terms of approval, the "City Crosstalk Management Committee" also expressed strong support, but only 7 members of the management committee should be sent to supervise the construction.

The trouble is the location.One side of the aisle in front of the garden has already belonged to the theme store of "Yu Ji", and the other side is going to open the "Gang Ji" staple food kitchen, so there is not much space to use.There are plenty of places on the road, but you have to pay land occupation fees, sanitation fees, security fees, and brick use taxes, which are too expensive.Besides, it is not appropriate to choose all cross talk shows as super boys (although the original intention of the organizer is this). The best choice is the piece of land next to the Yuanzi archway.But the place has already been occupied by three merchants who sell pancakes, sell pirated CDs, and repair shoes.The master discussed with them and gave them a compensation fee of 800 yuan for land occupation, asking them to make room.

The one who repairs the shoes is the happiest, takes the money and leaves.That’s right, since the ticket dealers in front of the garden became elite, it’s rare to see hundreds of people storming the garden, and the probability of picking up shoes is greatly reduced. Unlike at that time, experienced gangsters were wearing spikes and protective gear Come banging on the door.Besides, we all wear cloth shoes on the court, and he would find it troublesome to ask the shoe repairer to get the soles of the shoes. The person who sells pirated discs will discuss with the master, and he can give the master 800 yuan, as long as the master allows him to enter the garden to record.The master flatly refused and said: "You can go in and record." The seller said: "It is enough to sell a dozen or so segments of video, but it takes hundreds of segments to sell MP3 audio to make up a D9, which is too uneconomical." Master Said: "I feel a loss, deserve it, die!" The seller had no choice but to move.

Those who sell pancakes don’t buy it, and say why they should make room for you. If you say first come, first served, I sold pancakes here when you were still in Tianjin.My business is very good now. People who like to listen to cross talk enter the garden, and those who don’t like to listen to it go around, but those who don’t listen to cross talk will buy my pancakes. It doesn’t matter if you are a gangster or a blacksmith, as long as you don’t have a pancake card, it’s 2 yuan 5 sets, my audience is wider than yours.If you can spend one hundred and eighty thousand yuan, I can consider it.

The master regretted that in order to eat pancakes for free, he often asked pancake sellers to come in and listen to cross talk, and he became a slick tongue. Backstage, the master announced that all members of the organization were prohibited from buying pancakes at the door.Li Yunjie cried at that time, and said: "Master, you just used your pancake card to pay for my half-year medical insurance yesterday! You said that you will guarantee 5 months of income! I will sue my wife!" The other two Earrings Xu and Cao Yunjin, who hold the pancake card, also resolutely opposed it, making it difficult for the master to ride a tiger.

Fortunately, Li Shaobang came out with a fan to smooth things over: "Isn't it just to squeeze out the pancake seller? It's easy to handle. Let the pancake take St. Bernard out, wear a Tibetan mastiff mask, and tie it next to the pancake cart to see who else dares to come Buy pancakes. If pancake sellers dare to beat dogs, let’s call the hotline of Seventh Day—bad vendors abuse poor puppies.” The biscuits took St. Bernard out, but before the "Seventh Day" interview van arrived, the dog collection van from the police station came (reported by the pancake seller).Seeing the police, St. Bernard ran back to "Yu Ji" and hid.

It seems that the pancake seller is Tiexin who is about to become a nail household.Shi Aidong came up with an idea to cut off the wires connected from the garden by the pancake seller, so that he couldn't do business at night.The pancake seller is not an idle person. He actually installed a solar lamp at a high price to accumulate energy during the day. At night, when the garden started to serve people, he sold it for a bargain, and said that he even saved electricity money.The master was furious. Earring Xu reminded the master: "Three places, the pancake seller only occupies the middle one, and the left and right two are ours. If we dig trenches for construction, what about the pancake seller?!"

The "Four Little Clouds" (Yue Yunpeng, Chong Tianming, Zhao Yunxia, ​​Li Yunjie) went out to plan and dig, and built a ditch for the pancake seller, who was closed for two days.The master thought he was done, and was about to build a bronze statue. The pancake seller came back again. He used a bamboo pole to pick up a basket to collect money, and delivered pancakes by throwing them. It took him two days to learn paratha. The pancake stand on the isolated island and the folk performance of throwing pancakes attracted more buyers.Even foreigners who don't know what pancakes are come to try to pick up pancakes in the air.Less than half of the pancakes sold were caught by buyers, and more than half fell into the stall ditch. Fortunately, he collected the money first and then threw the pancakes, so there was no loss.The buyer had a good time, and bought another one if he couldn't catch one, which made the pancake seller a lot of money.

The pancake seller continued to provoke, and hung a banner on the solar light pole, "Support the implementation of the property law, and vow to carry out rights protection to the end." The master was really in a hurry, before the staple food kitchen approved, he asked "Yu Ji" to start selling pancakes, two sets for one yuan, and he wanted to use dumping methods to squeeze out his opponents.But no one knows how to make pancakes, so the master taught the sesame seed cakes twice in Jin Yong's version of "Article Meeting", and asked the sesame seed cakes to be the chef. He specially instructed: "Put less cinnabar, put more eggs, and put more, and you will accept the loss."

Yu Ji's pancake stall, while cheap and affordable, has too little taste to pose a real threat to selling pancakes. The ticket seller at the gate offered to smash the pancake stand when it was windy and rainy, as long as the master paid 5,000 yuan, but the master sternly refused. The master taught us: "First, you can't do illegal things; second, this pancake stall that is the most powerful rights defense in history has too much attention, and it is interviewed and posted, so it will attract more hype if it disappears suddenly; Three, the price of 5,000 yuan is too dark to encourage sky-high prices."

Confrontation is not as good as dialogue. The master and the pancake seller talked on each other's knees.The master talked about 10 years of suffering, about offending villains and being closely watched;A thousand cups of wine is less when you meet a bosom friend, but a few words are more than a few words if you don't speculate.The pancake seller and the master finally turned their fighting into friendship, expressing that they would cooperate sincerely to pass on the two traditional cultures of cross talk and pancakes. The pancake seller joined the "Gangji" staple food kitchen as a technology stock, accounting for 30% of the shares.The piece of land next to the Yuanzi archway was finally owned by the master, and he planned to build a bronze statue of Mr. Zhu Shaowen, who is "not afraid of poverty".