Chapter 26 Chapter 25

The official statement about the acquisition of Tianqiaole Tea Garden by the organization is as follows: Since the original contractor contract of Tianqiaole just expired at the end of March, the master spent 2 million yuan to rent the Tianqiaole Theater, and turned himself into Guo Dong, and Tianqiaole also It has become a fixed base of the organization, but this is not an acquisition, but a lease relationship. There are several situations that are not true: 1. The theory of industry competition Due to dissatisfaction with a major competitor in the same industry, Zhang Yuanyuan Tea House was established, which gained a lot of popularity with the help of the organization. The consortium secretly supported the organization and successfully acquired Tianqiaole Tea Garden with its strong financial resources.In the future, all tea sets and tea leaves of the designated brand will be used in the tea garden, and the name will also be changed to "Tianqiao Wuyu Taile".

2. The theory of spreading culture "Big Truth" has been sung 10,000 times, but the head of Tianqiao Leyuan said that no matter how much it is sung, it is just Chinese culture, and there is no way to make it acceptable to those who do not understand Chinese.If the master can sing "Big Truth" so that foreigners are moved, he will transfer Tianqiao music to the master. After the Spring Festival, a foreign tourist group came. They were going to watch ballet at Tianqiao Theater, but they were tricked by ticket dealers to listen to cross talk at Tianqiao.It is also because the tour guide has super personal ability, and he even translated the "truth" to foreigners, which made foreigners happy to hear it.

The sky is not close, the sky has the sun, the moon and the stars, the sun and the moon make people old, and take away so many people in the world. The ground is not close, the ground is not close, everything on the ground is like gold, how many years has it been fighting for fame and fortune, look at the old grave after looking at the new grave. ... If you have nothing to do, go to this cross talk conference, relax after listening to two cross talks, put your fists together and respect everyone, I hope you will attract wealth and treasure, and make money every day. The head of Tianqiao Leyuan had no choice but to give up the tea garden.

3.108 times single-handedly speak A wealthy man who started playing Warcraft made a bet with his master that no matter how good things are used, the audience will be annoyed.The master said that he could perform an encore 108 times in one year, and the audience never got tired of it.Warcraft didn't believe it, and said that if this was the case, they would spend 2 million yuan to buy a place for the master on the spot, but Warcraft said "the truth" is not counted, it is your ending song, just like "thank God" before a foreigner eats, it is completely a form. But World of Warcraft forgot that there is a "single-knife club". In 2006, the master sang the lyrics of Taiping when he came back to the show, and when he sang the lyrics of Taiping, he made "Single-knife Club".Poor Uncle Yu Qian endured humiliation for the sake of the organization, and the organization will remember his contribution.

4. Song Zu's lack of morality said Song Zu said that when an entertainer is famous, there will be scandals, even if others don't know about it, they can't escape his sight.Song Zu swears that if his master is so popular, there will definitely be scandals.If not, he is willing to give a tea garden to the master.Song Zu sent a squad of paparazzi to follow the master. In fact, how could Song Zu succeed?Aside from the fact that the master is not afraid of the slanting shadow, my wife installed a tracker for the master, which is the kind that can give electric shocks.As long as the mistress asks: "Where are you and who are you with?" The master will immediately answer: "On the way home, the apprentice drives." The mistress: "Are you too strict with you?" The master: "I am very pleased." If the master exceeds If you don't reply for 3 seconds or talk about him, you will be electrocuted once.Everyone noticed that there is no, the master didn't say "I am very relieved" recently, it was really a conditioned reflex and I was scared.

Song Zu refused to give up after losing a tea garden. He wanted to use the bird's nest to bet with the master again, but was beaten into a panda by the security guards of the Olympic Organizing Committee. 5. Contest winning statement In the first half of 2006, the master who never watched football participated in a football quiz, guessing who could score in the 2007 Serie A Milan Derby.The master thought about it for a long time, and remembered that he had eaten Golden Throat Lozenges, so he just added Ronaldo (Fat Luo was still in Real Madrid at that time).The master became the only winner in the world, winning 2 million with 2 yuan, and the "alien" helped to get "Tianqiao Le".