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Chapter 17 Chapter sixteen

Under the strong request of Liu Yi, the current tea staff, Deyun's final elimination system resumed. Earring Xu suggested that who should be eliminated should be determined according to the number of supporters from the audience.For example, if 200 audiences vote for a performance, each actor will be given the correct number, and the one with the fewest votes will serve tea, and the one with the highest votes will be rewarded, and the next one will be used to save money.The master thinks that the earring Xu is Xiang Zhuang's sword dance, which is aimed at virtue, but the suggestion is still good.

For us, it is of course better to be able to save money, and the most important thing is not to be punished for pouring tea. The master announced that the final elimination system will be re-implemented tonight. Everyone hurriedly queued up to find the mistress in charge of ticketing, and asked for a table reservation, at least a few more loose tickets.The backs of the hands and the palms of the hands are full of meat, and it is not easy for the mistress to refuse, and basically all of them meet everyone's requirements.After getting the ticket, Dana called home and asked relatives and friends to pack a tractor to go to the city quickly; Gao Feng asked the railway bureau if there was any additional linker to pick up relatives and friends in Tianjin.Yue Yunpeng, Zhao Yunxia, ​​Li Yunjie and others posted posts, drove to pick up people, and hired migrant workers in Triangle. They were all trying to expand their circle of relatives and friends.Just in case, the master asked the security guard at the gate to check the ID card at the same time as checking the tickets tonight, and no one with the surname Xu could be let in.Earring Xu is worthy of being a talented student of Peking University, and all the notifications are from his natal family.

Before entering the arena at night, my wife was afraid that so many relatives and friends would get mixed up. If the fight did not go well, she asked Xiao Jiayu to place a lottery on the table, namely "He Yunwei's family", "Luan Yunping's car team", "Zhao Yunxia's decoration team" "" Earrings for Xu Niangjia" "Li Shaobang's previous girlfriends"... When all the people from all walks of life arrived, the master came out to have a look, and immediately announced that he was not in a hurry to perform, and that he would hold a parent-teacher meeting first to solve the problem of the style of study.

With so many relative groups unable to vote, Liu Yi had to work as a tea waiter for another day. Before the performance on the second day, the master announced that whoever dared to bring his family would be fined to burn the boiler for one year. The master has also calculated the specific method of voting. He asked Shaobing to go to the supermarket to buy several large bags of miscellaneous grains and dried fruits. He counted 20 grains of each and put them in a black casserole. Individuals are represented by a variety of grains. For example, Dana is soybeans, I am mung beans, Gao Feng is peanuts, and Yue Yunpeng is pistachios. After the performance, Liu Yi holds a casserole and asks the audience to vote. Those who support He Yunwei will take away a grain of soybeans. Those who support Yue Yunpeng can take pistachios. Each person can only take one pistachio, one at a time.If all the mung beans are taken, you can't abstain, you must choose to vote for another favorite actor.Whoever has the most mascot left in the casserole will pour tea.The master said that in this way, it can better see how much the audience loves the actors.

The performance took two and a half hours, and the voting took one and a half hours. There were two Arab gangsters who had to abstain in the end because they couldn't learn how to use chopsticks. When Liu Yi brought back the black casserole representing the wishes of the audience, the master took a look and immediately announced that the next tea waiter would be Erding Xu, and asked everyone to watch the result to show justice. There are 20 black sesame seeds representing the earring Xu, and a lot of them are in the black casserole. In addition, there are two crushed peanuts representing the peak (the one representing the master is broad beans).For this result, except for the earring Xu, all agreed.

Liu Yi returned to the stage, Cao Yunjin also ended his vacation in "Hendry", and the two reconciled under the mediation of their master.The two proposed to commemorate this period of separation, and plant a "Acacia tree" together in accordance with the requirements of civic obligation to plant trees, expressing their willingness to cooperate for a long time and have joy for a long time. The master agreed and made some suggestions.One is to ask them to find a piece of land near Tianqiaole Tea Garden, which is convenient to take care of, and they must keep alive if they want to plant it; Some green vines or vines are also fine; third, it is best to use cash crops, such as jujube trees, peach trees, walnut trees, etc., which can be eaten fresh in autumn; To destroy the harmony of the surrounding buildings, we must strive to stand out, so that people who pass by can see it, so that the audience who know the inside story of "Acacia" can be moved by the deep friendship within the organization.

In the afternoon, the Tianqiao Traffic Control Squadron called and asked the master to pick up the person and accept the punishment.The police said that Cao Yunjin and Liu Yi were building grape trellises at the traffic lights at the intersection, but were caught by the coordinator on the spot, and they both confessed that their master ordered them to do so.
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