Chapter 16 Chapter fifteen

Recently, the wheels of QQ’s cars were often peed by dogs. I complained to the old man who watched the car. Because the old man was dissatisfied with the 300 yuan a year parking rent, he said that he only cared about the car and ignored the dog, which was completely irresponsible.The master is heartbroken about the tires, so let us quickly find a solution. Earrings Xu is well-informed. He said that dogs urinate on car wheels mainly for marking, indicating that the parking space belongs to them. If one dog marks it, the other dogs refuse to accept it, so they also urinate once to "cover it." ".Therefore, as long as you find a ferocious big dog, such as Tibetan Mastiff, Hebei, etc. to mark it once, other dogs will not be able to provoke it, and there will be no "update operation" again.Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, so the master took the advice of Earring Xu, and asked Yu Qian to bring his St. Bernard dog to Tianqiao, and let Shaobing take him to QQ to pour it well.

This method really worked. Within a few days, other dogs kept away from QQ, and the master was very happy.In the afternoon, I took my master to BTV to record "Starry Night Story Show". When I ran into a temporary traffic control on the road, I said that the police were chasing a fugitive ahead.The master was just saying that he wanted to go down to see the excitement, when he saw a police dog running towards QQ, followed by six or seven special police officers, who surrounded QQ in a blink of an eye.The police were taken aback when they saw me and the master in the car, and asked us to get off the station and searched the QQ thoroughly.Apart from the fact that there was a broken bicycle tied to the top of the QQ with a pair of brakes inside, there was nothing suspicious about it, and of course there was no fugitive hiding.After discussing with some policemen, they said that the police dog had a fever and caught the wrong dog, and asked us to drive away.But the police dog was still squatting in front of the car, just refused to leave, and kept barking at QQ, which made the police feel strange.

The master thought for a while, took out a gold pen, and signed his name on the vest of the police dog. The police dog barked even more fiercely, and went straight under the wheel of the car. The police fined the master 100 yuan, which was used to buy a new vest for the police dog. They said that if Chuni asked Xu Tao to call to intercede, they would take the master back to the police station for admonishment under the pretext of "defacing police facilities". It was later found out that Yu Qian's St. Bernard was the police dog's first love girlfriend. The peak of upgrading from hydrogen batteries to lithium batteries came back from Tianjin.He said that no matter whether a big dog or a small dog urinates on the wheels, it will cause damage to the tires. It is important to strengthen the protection of the wheels.He said that smearing tires with deep-sea fish oil can prevent acid, alkali, dust and reduce noise, especially a high-quality shark oil extracted from shark fins has the best effect.

Gao Feng said that this kind of high-quality shark fish oil is not easy to buy in the market, but he can buy it, and he can get a 10% discount, so he took 300 yuan from me and bought me a small bottle of AL brand high-quality shark fish oil ( I later learned that Gao Feng is a Level 5 agent for AL brand seafood). A small bottle of fish oil is only enough to coat two tires, so I just put it on the left front and left rear and see if it works. Just halfway through the performance at night, the old man watching the car hurried to the backstage to find the master, and said, "Go and see, the dogs from Quantianqiao are besieging your QQ car!"

We ran out to see that there were seven or eight dogs chewing on the tires on the left side of the QQ car, and the leader was Yu Qian's St. Bernard.Both tires were torn to pieces one by one, so they were completely scrapped. We chased the other dogs away and brought the St. Bernard back for questioning.Judging by the embarrassment on the dog's face, the St. Bernard invited other dogs to eat shark fin seafood. After I reported Gao Feng’s recommendation of high-quality shark fish oil to the master, the master asked Gao Feng to go back to Tianjin for a review to see if the integrated circuit wires in his brain were connected wrongly, or the solder joints were weak.

Li Shaobang scoffed at Xu Hefeng's bad idea of ​​ear studs, saying that he should carry out active defense from an ecological point of view.He said, what are dogs afraid of? Dogs are afraid of lions, tigers, leopards and bears. The images of these natural enemies should be painted on the four tires respectively. In particular, the depiction of the eyes should be strengthened, and the eyes of the dogs should be drawn with the eyes of lions, tigers, leopards, and bears. scare away. Li Shaobang suggested that Zhang Dewu use his spare time to paint tires to make full use of his expertise. The master was very happy, so he asked Zhang Dewu to paint and discussed with him that if he couldn't finish the painting, he would not be arranged to be on stage this week.

Zhang Dewu showed his superb Chinese painting skills on the tires, painting lions, tigers, leopards and bears vividly, with eyes as big as lightning.Zhang Dewu, who was still full of ideas, even drew a few bones on the tires of BMW that Li Shao helped. QQ has thus entered the dry season, and BMW has suffered from floods! Three days later, all four tires from QQ were stolen. After investigation by the police station, they were taken away by Zhang Dewu for a personal art exhibition.