Chapter 15 Chapter Fourteen

On the night of the "Queuing Day" performance, everyone started queuing up after receiving the vests with the order of appearance printed on them.Xiao Jiayu who announced the curtain was the first, and the master was of course the last.Uncle Yu Qian has something to do at home, so he has to come later.The master thought it was the bottom job anyway, and it didn't matter who came first, the master or the uncle, so he didn't let me pick up the uncle.According to the program list, what they are going to talk about today is "I want to travel". There was a problem at the beginning. After Xiao Jiayu finished reporting for the first program, she was about to go back and found that Hou Jun, the supervisor sent by the "City Crosstalk Management Committee", was sitting in the seat wearing a ribbon of "Happy Deyun Conscious Queuing". On the side of the stage, Xiao Jiayu was prohibited from going backwards, and asked her to go down to the right to line up.

The master had no choice but to let the last one on the screen, so he simply asked Xiao Jiayu to help the tea waiter Liu Yi serve the audience. The opening scene was "Ten Not Idle" by Yue Yunpeng, Chong Tianming, Zhao Yunxia, ​​and Li Yunjie. The four came on stage one by one and formed a vertical line facing the audience. Yue Yunpeng stood in front, and the three behind them could only see their outlines.Yue Yunpeng said: "Hello everyone, audience," and the three behind him waved. The audience thought they were going to perform "Avalokiteshvara", and applauded immediately. Hou Jun immediately rushed down to collect a fine of 360 yuan, and let the door watch The old man Che came in to help issue the ticket.

Yue Yunpeng, Chong Tianming, Zhao Yunxia, ​​and Li Yunjie followed the performance method of saying "three and a half sentences", and each of them sang "Ten Never Idle" one by one. After Yue Yunpeng finished singing, he turned back and lined up behind Li Yunjie. It was Yue Yunpeng standing in front again.This program vividly reproduced the process of scalpers queuing up to buy tickets, which was affirmed by Hou Jun. The following program should be Shi Aidong's board "Wu Song Da Dian", but found that Shi Aidong's sixth position has become a biscuit. Shi Aidong secretly ran to sign autographs for female audiences and was discovered by Hou Jun, so he had to be ranked behind the master. Master It is suspected that he was premeditated.

The program can't be changed, the location can't be changed, so we can only let Shaobing bite the bullet (originally Shaobing was going to talk about "Lunquan" with Zhang Lei).But the biscuit board is not very proficient, and the words in this paragraph are even more sloppy.When it comes to Wu Song pretending to be dead, he forgot his words, so he can only hit the board and can't get it down.The master hurriedly asked Dana to go up to rescue the scene, so Dana rushed up while Hou Jun was counting the fine, and said: "Wu Song really passed out because he ate the conch made by Sun Erniang, why don't you let Shaobing repeat the first half of it again?" , adding one piece can be regarded as a whole."

The audience shouted in unison: "Bad—" and Dana pulled down the biscuits.Dana was fined 200 yuan by Hou Jun, and stood at the end of the line, behind Shi Aidong. Next, Zhang Yuqi, ranked No. 8, refused to play with Zhang Lei, fearing that she would end up in the same game as Shaobing.Zhang Lei could only go up alone, said two paragraphs to set the scene, put on a stance, and chopped two pieces of tofu with her hand, and it was considered that "Lunquan" was dealt with.The audience had never seen such a "shameless" performance, and they all shouted: "Two——".

Zhang Dewu and Zhang Yuqi's "Looking for the Hall" was originally unchanged, but the master found out that he was punished once, and suddenly came on stage in the middle, and wanted to compete with Zhang Dewu for the opportunity to perform in the hall. This new group work was shouted "" by the audience. Nine—” Hou Jun’s fines have already reached 4 digits. When the three left the field, the master was fined 1,000 yuan by Hou Jun for knowingly committing a crime, and warned anyone who dared to intentionally disrupt the line would be given a red card. Li Gen and I's "Bamboo City Water Village" was going on normally, and Li Gen was so involved that he sprayed two handkerchiefs on his back and mouth, and the audience shouted "Ba".During this period, He Yunwei wanted to drag Li Shaobang to fight again, but was caught by Hou Jun as soon as he left the team.He Yunwei played with two yellow cards in total, and Li Shaobang paid 200 yuan to the end of the line.

At this time, earrings Xu, Shi Aidong, Guo Degang, and Li Shaobang were lining up. (Yu Qian just came out of the house) Li Gen and I forgot to take the wet handkerchief away when we went down, so Xu wanted to let Shi Aidong go on stage to change the handkerchief before going on stage by himself.But when Shi Aidong went up, he couldn't come down.Hou Jun said that he must be allowed to speak "Ping Yao Zhuan", otherwise Shi Aidong's performance qualification will be terminated.Shi Aidong didn't know which monster to get rid of, and was at a loss with two handkerchiefs.The master activated the contingency plan, and asked the earring Xu to say that Shi Aidong lip-synced on stage.The audience reacted enthusiastically to this show, because Shi Aidong couldn't keep up with the mouth movements, so he simply used his body on the stage, holding a fan as a sword and pretending to slay monsters.The audience shouted "Yan Shi Lu".

After Shi Aidong left the stage, Hou Jun terminated his qualification for the next performance because he left the team privately and was ordered to jump in the line once. Earring Xu also wanted to go on stage with his master and say "Catch and Release Cao", but Hou Jun believed that he had already performed off stage and did not agree to go on stage again.Earring Xu continued to argue, and Hou Jun simply disqualified him from the next performance. At this time, only the master and Li Shaobang were left in line, but there were still two segments in the show. (Because there was no encore for this performance, the performance time was greatly shortened, and Yu Qian had just arrived on Zhengyi Road at this time) The master had to come out alone and say "Catch and Release Cao".After all, he is a famous but not-so-famous actor. One person drove two people to play five roles. He was very busy, but he was very careful, and the audience had already shouted "Sanshiwu".

Several hotline reporters on the scene ran out quickly, preparing to publish articles for their own newspapers.It is said that after the master was listed on the Forbes China Celebrity List, he has fallen out with Yu Qian due to his soaring net worth and is looking for a new partner. The single-person matching is the direct evidence.Because several reporters did not line up when they left the venue, they were stopped by pancake sellers at the door, and each was fined 20 yuan, and they were given pancakes without an invoice. When Yu Qian arrived, he found that the master was alone on stage, and only Li Shaobang was left waiting.Before I had time to ask more questions, the master had already left.Hou Jun urged to get on stage quickly, so the two uncles went on stage one after another, but they both stood behind the table, waiting for the other to speak, the audience burst into laughter immediately, and there was a round of applause.Hou Jun commanded the security guards to take out 23 spectators who had already paid 11 fines...

The performance was "well-ordered", and Hou Jun, the supervisor of the "City Crosstalk Management Committee", collected a total of 11,630 yuan in fines, and terminated the qualifications of He Yunwei, Earring Xu, and Shi Aidong for this and the next performance. Hou Jun said that on the 10th of next month Cui Yongyuan will be replaced as the supervisor. The master announced that the internal inventory of Deyun will be held on the 10th of next month, and there will be no performances for the time being.