Chapter 14 Chapter Thirteen

According to the decision of the "Urban Crosstalk Management Committee", the 10th of each month will be the "queuing day" for performance venues (the 11th in society, but the cultural and educational departments must act in advance), and both actors and audiences must queue up to enter the venue . The "Urban Crosstalk Management Committee" hopes to put an end to uncivilized behaviors such as actors returning at will and audiences entering the venue prematurely to occupy seats, and creating order for crosstalk performances. The audience must line up to enter the arena according to their size, with the small ones sitting in front and the big ones sitting behind, so as to ensure that the audience who enter the venue afterward can see the stage clearly.For individual audiences who want to practice Wu Dalang's "short skills", measures such as setting up guardrails and digging protective ditches in front of the theater are used to dissuade them.The theater has sold the far right seat in the back row to Yao Ming for exclusive use.

After entering the arena, the audience should take their seats one by one, and drink water at the rate of drinking a cup of tea every 10 minutes, so as to ensure that Comrade Liu Yi, the tea attendant, can refill tea at a constant speed according to a fixed route. During the performance, the audience is encouraged to motivate the actors, but the applause must be carried out in table order, that is, starting from the first table on the left, ending with five claps, and continuing from the next table.According to preliminary calculations, the time for a round of applause is about 2 and a half minutes.Those who do not drink tea according to the time and applaud and rush to take pictures will be given an on-site penalty of 10 yuan, and a penalty receipt (with official seal) will be issued for illegal parking of bicycles. Those who have been fined 12 times in a row will be expelled from the garden.

As for the applause of the audience's "babble", it should be guided in time.The whole audience can shout at the same time, but the first time you shout "Yan", the second time you should shout "Two", the third time you shout "Three", and so on to reflect order.If you can shout "Yan Bai" during a performance, the performance unit will give each audience a pancake for free, and users with pancake cards can receive it first. As for the actors, they have to wait in line in advance; after confirming the performance order, it is not allowed to change the content of the performance, let alone change the position; the actors must enter the stage from the left side and step off the stage from the right side; in order to avoid the retrograde movement of the actors, they are not allowed to return after stepping down the stage; during the queue waiting process , if the actor leaves, he must re-queue at the end of the queue, and blocking is prohibited.Violators will be fined 200 yuan for the first time, and will be disqualified from performing that night for the second time.

For the performance that day, because Gao Feng and Cao Yunjin were still in the process of repairing, the dinosaur had not yet bought a return ticket for the disaster relief, and Liu Yi was still being punished as a tea waiter.So the original schedule was like this. 1. Yue Yunpeng, Chong Tianming, Zhao Yunxia, ​​Li Yunjie: "Ten Never Idle" 2. Shi Aidong's board: "Wu Song Da Dian" 3. Zhang Lei, Shaobing: "Lunquan" 4. Zhang Dewu and Zhang Yuqi: "Looking for a Meeting" 5. Li Gen, Luan Yunping: "Water Village in Bamboo City" 6. Earring Xu Dankou: "Legend of Ping Yao"

7. He Yunwei and Li Jing: "Catch and Release Cao" 8. Guo Degang and Yu Qian: "I Want to Travel" Host: Xiao Jiayu Tea staff: Liu Yi But because of the implementation of the show "Line Day", the show ended up as follows: 1. Yue Yunpeng, Chong Tianming, Zhao Yunxia, ​​Li Yunjie: "Ten Never Idle" 2. The board of Shaobing: "Wu Song hits the shop" (rescued by He Yunwei halfway) 3. Zhang Lei's martial arts performance: "On Fist" 4. Guo Degang, Zhang Dewu, Zhang Yuqi: "Looking for the Church" (Guo Degang joined in the middle)

5. Li Gen, Luan Yunping: "Water Village in Bamboo City" 6. Shi Aidong's double reed: "Legend of Pingyao" (dubbed by Earring Xu) 7. Guo Degang single mouth: "Catch and Release Cao" 8. Li Shaobang, Yu Qian: "I Want to Travel" Host: Xiao Jiayu (appeared only once) Tea waiter: Liu Yi (assisting by Xiao Jiayu) Hou Jun, the supervisor sent by the "Urban Crosstalk Management Committee", suspended the performance qualifications of He Yunwei and Earring Xu.