Chapter 13 Chapter 12

The QQ I opened is still under the name of the master, but it was my phone number that was left on the insurance.In the morning, the insurance salesman called me and said that according to Shifu's ranking on the Forbes China Celebrity List, his QQ has also increased in value, and the insurance company needs to increase the insurance premium for Shifu's QQ.I asked how much the increase would be, and the salesman said at least 200,000. I asked the salesman: "Have you ever seen a QQ that sells 200,000 yuan?!" The salesman said: "It's more than that! For example, the 88888 QQ account of Tencent President Ma Huateng was sold for 260,000 yuan, and Yao Ming's QQ account supports both Chinese and American models, which is more expensive... ..."

Now there are more people in the organization, but opportunities to be on stage are limited. In order to encourage competition, the masters have to implement a bottom-up elimination system, which is measured by the number of lines.After all, cross talk is about talking, and only by talking more can we make progress.Whether standing on the left or on the right, the first thing is to actively guide the audience.It doesn't matter if you say it wrong, use it badly, or steal the words.If you dare not open your mouth, you will not be successful.Therefore, after one performance, the actor who speaks the least will be suspended from the next performance, and will temporarily change to work as a tea maker until the next unlucky person appears.This proposal was approved by a general vote. Only Comrade Liu Yi accompanied his girlfriend to go shopping on the March 8th Festival and did not participate.

The master asked Cao Yunjin to convey it to Liu Yi in time, and Cao Yunjin fully agreed. After the performance that night, Liu Yi became the first tea waiter——Cao Yunjin temporarily suggested changing the original "Yellow Crane Tower" to "Double Spring". Due to the lack of talking, I had to pour tea. When the master looked at the performance list for the evening the next afternoon, he found that all the shows were single-person shows.Li Shaobang, Shi Aidong and others wanted to sing a long version of the banzi; Earring Xu and Dana wanted to sing single strings; although Cao Yunjin still wanted to match, but because no one was willing to cooperate with him, he had to change to stand-up comic "True and False Tang Monk"; Almost all of them are ready to say tongue twisters.This is completely inconsistent with the original intention of the master to increase performance opportunities. The master asked them to perform in a group and forced me to give Cao Yunjin some work. Alas...

The evening performances are as follows: First, Zhao Yunxia, ​​Li Yunjie, Yue Yunpeng, and Cao Heyang sang "Four Happiness" in a small chorus. They discussed it, and whoever wanted to add a sentence was thrown off the stage on the spot. Dinosaur and Gao Feng partnered to perform "Gourmet Map", that is, the dinosaur first recited the "Reporting the Name of the Dishes", Gao Feng counted, and then Gao Feng recited the "Geographic Map", the dinosaur counted, and then stepped off the stage when the number was matched. Li Shaobang and Shi Aidong performed "Double Singing Allegro" temporarily.Before taking the stage, Shi Aidong asked Li Shaobang not to hurt the master's nephew.

Earrings Xu and Dana performed Lianzhu single string, using the new work - "Yellow River Cantata" excerpt: "He Yunwei, let me ask you, where is your home? My home is in Pinggu, 50 miles away from the city... " Cao Yunjin reported "Learning the Four Phases", and said that in order to let me have the opportunity to speak more, he would let me use some of the plots in it, that is, when it comes to learning the dumb, I will change it to tease him. Go to the old business of collecting tickets. But, but... When we played, Liu Yi, who had been passively sabotaging his work below and refused to take the initiative to refill tea and water for the audience, suddenly woke up from a dormant state and began to distribute small gifts to the audience, took the initiative to take photos with the audience, and organized everyone to pass the drums... Cao Yunjin couldn't bear it anymore, and wanted to rush off the stage to argue with Liu Yi. I hurriedly stopped him, but accidentally stepped on the back of Cao Yunjin's coat. Cao Yunjin fell onto the table in the middle of the front row, and compensated him with a teapot and 5 teacups on the spot...

Cao Yunjin was sent to "Hendry" to be lacquered and wound because of a loose head, and he missed 3 performances. Comrade Liu Yi was still a tea waiter, and his salary was changed to an hourly worker. An hour ago, the "City Crosstalk Management Committee" issued a notice on its official website "Crosstalk Commune": "A few days ago, a crosstalk performance group had an accident during the performance. The technical error caused the actor himself to be slightly injured (too minor), and caused damage to performance props such as teapots and tea bowls. In order to prevent this kind of situation from happening again, the committee issued a yellow card warning to the cross talk group."

Master's last elimination plan was suspended.