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Chapter 18 Chapter seventeen

Today is "3.15", and the Consumer Association sent a lawyer's letter to Deyunshe, asking the master to explain several complaints from the people. 1. False promises On October 19 last year, in an interview with a media called "Super Interview", the master said that the 10th anniversary celebration of Deyun Society will release a CD. At present, in addition to the shrinking platter of "Starry Night New Year's Happy Party", which is rated as universal In addition to piracy, there is still no shadow of the full version of the restricted-level CD. 2. False advertising

The master's endorsement for sweet and greasy toffee, "Sweet and greasy toffee, Guo Degang's favorite" was rated as the top 10 false advertisements in the first quarter of 2007, ranking behind the white copper and ahead of the bald comedian Guo. 3. False sales Deyun Society's "Goose Le Jinde" crosstalk BUS has been in operation for 10 days, but so far no gangsi has bought a seat ticket, and it is suspected that they were all resold by Deyun Society's internal personnel. 4. False props An insider reported that in order to save costs, Deyun bought fake "Baleno" coats from the zoo, and even took off the white lining and cut them into large handkerchiefs, clearly to deceive the audience.According to a staff member close to Li Shaobang, during the Spring Festival, Li Shaobang was seized by French customs for wearing a fake "Baleno" coat to go abroad, and was forced to perform performance art.

5. False information Yesterday, on a website called "Crosstalk Commune", Deyun Society announced that it had changed Tianqiao Le Tea Garden into a car teahouse. The tea waiter Xu told that he could not enter the venue by car, which eventually led to more than ten motorcycles being towed away by the traffic police after the venue ended. Master replied: 1. The CD will definitely come out. If you can’t eat hot tofu in a hurry, the "Complete Edition of 10th Anniversary Celebration" is expected to be issued simultaneously with the commemorative stamps of "The Beijing Olympic Games was successfully held".

2. Sweet and greasy toffee is indeed my favorite. I love to feed goldfish with "sweet and greasy" toffee.The things I endorse must be the ones I often use, just like I insist on using "intestinal oil drainage" hot compress every day. 3. The main sponsor of the "Goose Le Jinde" comic BUS has changed. One of the title sponsors, the Goose and Duck Farm, has been replaced by another more powerful company, but the Cultural Office of the Russian Embassy proposed to give priority to ensuring that Russia Therefore, it is confirmed that there are no individual seat tickets for sale. Please understand.At present, I am asking Li Shaobang to discuss with the Transportation Commission to build the subway line 3S between Tianqiao and Qianmen. After the "Ele Jinde" crosstalk subway is opened, it will be able to meet the needs of more audiences to listen to crosstalk in the car.

In addition, on the "Goose Le Jinde" cross talk BUS, "bad" has been replaced by "Ula".The Cultural Office of the Russian Embassy hopes that this will also be promoted in the garden. Let me tell you that the first 100 audience members who shout "Ula" in the garden will be presented with a leather hat of the Soviet Red Army. 4. We firmly support the thrifty hosting of the Olympic Games, and we should set an example in building a harmonious society.Besides, we also suffered from fake products. The 100 fans Gao Feng bought from Tianjin broke down within half a month.I asked He Yunwei to investigate, and the merchants in Tianjin admitted that they had to replace the rice paper with straw paper because they added rebates to Gao Feng.

5. This question has not yet been voted by the "City Crosstalk Management Committee". It is still only a proposal, but preparations are in progress. For example, I plan to install two more chairs on the luggage rack of QQ. Cao Yunjin from the amusement park Bought a carousel and am installing the motor. During the performance in the evening, someone complained to the Consumer Association that there were foreign objects in the tea provided by Deyun Club, and that the tea waiter Xu had a bad attitude and refused to admit it.The source suspected that he had been contaminated by metal, and asked the master to come forward to apologize and pay 10 times the price of black market tickets.

After Gao Yan, an official from the Consumers Association, arrived at the scene, she found that the subject with the tattoo of Pipi shrimp was holding a teacup for the reporter of the Legal Evening News to take a photo, saying that it was the tea poured by their columnist Earring Xu, and that it was brewed in it. If you drink metal objects, you will be poisoned.The owner of Pippi Shrimp said that he will go to Peking University Hospital for gastric lavage after receiving the compensation, and reserves the right to make further claims. Gao Yan took a look at the teacup, there was indeed an earring soaked in it, and the tea was still warm.Look at the earring Xu again, it is indeed missing an earring.Gao Yan immediately suggested to the master to call the police and ask the police to take the victim of Pippi Shrimp away, saying that he was maliciously extorting.

The master asked Gao Yan how she saw it, and Gao Yan said: "Although the style of this earring is similar to that of Xu's earrings, there is no PT logo!"
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