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Chapter 32 Thirty-first plan beauty trap

It’s a process from being unfamiliar to being familiar. When you meet a stranger, you can have a good conversation. You can become friends after having a meal together. It doesn’t matter if you have a lot of money or not. If you have a lot of money, the AA system is suitable. One time, Gao Feng and I were waiting for a seat at a restaurant, and a thin man who looked like a snow village was also waiting in line, and there was nothing wrong with waiting. The thin man came over to chat with us about which restaurant had authentic sauerkraut, and it was easier to communicate with us about the food than the weather .

When we got our seats, the thin man suggested that the whole table could be eaten, and declared that he would treat the meal.Asking strangers to pay the bill, both Gao Feng and I think it’s inappropriate, I suggest everyone AA, and the skinny man agrees, so he ordered a pot of chrysanthemum tea, and ordered Brazilian roast meat and lobster to eat. The three chatted while eating, and were full After paying the bill, the thin man called the waiter over and asked the price. He paid his share first, and then arranged for me to pay for the Brazilian roast meat and Gao Feng for the lobster. After cooperating with the thin man, he gave out the chrysanthemum tea money, which was the only one on the table. Three things, if one person knots the same, it is considered AA.

Shaobing and Xiao Sier also ran into "acquaintances" when they went to eat ice cream. They were standing at the counter hesitating what to order. A girl with big eyes next to them stuffed an ice cream cone into each of them and kept praising them. Looks like my brother.Shaobing and Xiao Sier listened very well, and sat down to chat with the little girl.After eating the egg rolls, Big Eyes said that I have invited my brother, so my brother should also treat my sister to something.The biscuits, who usually don't pay the bill unless it is a last resort, readily agreed-you can eat whatever you want.

Seeing the ice cream hot pot and takeaway family tubes being served, Xiao Si'er cried out inwardly that something was wrong.If you don’t pay for sesame seed cakes, you don’t know how expensive firewood and rice are, and you still talk and laugh.I also blame Xiao Si'er for being uninterested, and escaped alone under the pretext of going to the toilet. After Brother Shaobing said goodbye to Big Eyes, he also said goodbye to his newly bought IPOD player. The ice cream shop guy said, if it weren't for your IPOD to support RM, it would be impossible to pay the bill in kind. Kaneko was hungry and went to the door to buy pancakes.As soon as he left the garden, he was called Zhu Jinzi by a little girl with big eyes. Seeing the little girl pulling a big suitcase and holding a diary in her hand, she was too shy to look at Jinzi.Jin Zi was kind-hearted and asked the little girl if she needed help.The little girl said that she came from Shandong and wanted to hear Deyun cross talk, especially Brother Jinzi and Brother Yuntian, but she had to go back quickly because of family affairs, and she couldn't listen to the jokes. She felt happy to be able to ask Jinzi to sign her autograph.Jin Zi was emotionally fragile, not only signed for the little girl, but also had to go into the garden and pull Yuntian out to tell the little girl.The little girl hurriedly held back Jin Zi, saying that time was too late, anyway, there was still a chance to see Brother Yuntian in the future, but...

Seeing that the little girl was hesitant to speak, Jin Zi told her to speak up if she had anything to say. The little girl had tears in her eyes, and she said that she really wanted to try the pancakes at the entrance of the famous Yuanzi before going home, but she had already bought a train ticket with her own money, and see if brother Jinzi can... Without further ado, Jin Zi brought the little girl to the pancake stall. The little girl was a little embarrassed, but said softly, "Brother Jin Zi will give me the money for the pancakes I bought." Jin Jin specially asked the pancake seller to put three eggs on it. Seeing the little girl walking away with the hot pancakes, he felt warm in his heart.

Jin Zi also got the pancakes he wanted. Jin Zi took out five yuan and put it in the money box of the pancake seller. He turned around to leave, but was stopped by the pancake seller, saying that there was not enough money. Jin Jin remembered that the little girl put two extra eggs in the pancakes, and took out a one-dollar coin and threw it into the money box.This time, the pancake seller came around from behind the tricycle, grabbed Jin Jin, and asked him to pay the money quickly, no joke. Jin Jin said that the eggs you put in are not golden eggs, but how much do you plan to ask for. The pancake seller said that two hundred sets of pancakes cost five hundred yuan, so don't pretend to be confused.

Jin Zixin said that just after the Olympics, the pancake seller openly robbed the garden gate, probably because he was scared stupid by the economic crisis. The pancake seller was also angry. Today's pancake stand was made by the little girl with big eyes. She beat eggs and scraped the pan all the time and managed to spread out 200 pancakes. It is clear that the pancakes bought by the little girl are paid for by gold, but how can you expect gold? Turn your face and deny it. Jin Jin was also surprised after hearing the pancake seller, explaining that he didn't know the little girl at all.

The pancake seller doesn’t believe it. If you don’t know him, you promise to pay for them; if you don’t know him, you ask her to add two more eggs; if you don’t know him, there are so many people coming and going in this garden. , You also write notes to others. Jin Zi was just about to find a way out, but after a closer look, he must be the pancake seller who was just kidding me. Jin Jin asked the pancake seller to stop acting. You said that two hundred pancakes were spread out in a long time. Where are the pancakes? The pancake seller thought Jin Jin was too pretentious, saying what do you think the little girl contained in the suitcase?Two hundred pancakes, just right.

In any case, the pancake seller has only one belief, that Jin Zi promised to pay for the pancakes for the little girl, and Jin Zi would never leave the pancake stall if he didn’t hand over five hundred yuan. When the pancake seller debuted, the master had just started to talk about cross talk in the garden. Jin Jin couldn't beat his seniors even hard, so he could only admit that he was unlucky. We suffer from strangers, we meet randomly on the street, and the fate of dinosaurs is formed online.Yunlong has a QQ group, and a girl who just joined asked Yunlong to meet for dinner every three days.Dinosaur invited her to the garden. She said that there were too many people in the garden and it was inconvenient to chat, so it was better to have a quiet conversation outside.Yunlong has an introverted personality and is undecided whether to meet strange girls or not.

Zhang Lei reassured him: "You find a place where there are a lot of people to meet, if there is any problem sitting in a fast food restaurant, chat if you can, and leave if you are bored. You go to make a phone call, and when you answer, tell the master to look for you, and just leave." At noon, Yunlong felt pretty good after meeting the little girl with big eyes. The little girl talked much more than the dinosaur.Dinosaur suggested going to McDonald's to watch the traffic by the window. The little girl pouted and said that dinosaurs couldn't keep up with her childhood. Strolling to the bar deep in the alley, drinking a cup of candlelight coffee and admiring oil paintings is the only taste.

That alley is quiet, it is estimated that two bicycles side by side will inevitably bump into each other, and the small bar has no name. The atmosphere is good when entering the door with candlelight flickering, and the SHE newspaper on the wall is hazy and full of oily smoke.Dinosaur sniffed and judged that the bar was formerly a small kitchen. Dinosaur lacks experience in chatting with girls, so I don't know if it's better to talk about Guankou or the lyrics of Taiping.The little girl with big eyes was not restrained, she ordered a cup of coffee for the dinosaur and a cocktail for herself. The bar manager was also very enthusiastic and gave them six plates of snacks.Dinosaur thinks the taste of coffee is too bitter, Big Eyes points to the sugar jar and puts it by himself. Before Zhang Lei called Dinosaur, the little girl said that her big eyes were smoked by candles and she had to go to see a doctor. Dinosaur wanted to give it away, but the place in the bar was too small for them to walk out side by side. It's really a pity. Dinosaur was at ease alone, drank the coffee and tasted two snacks, but the donkey rolled hard like broad beans, and the glutinous rice sticks were too soft to hold, so it was worth noting. Dinosaur felt that the bar manager was sloppy, and the list he brought was the price for the small bar.The bar manager doesn't like to joke, and the price is clearly marked, and the money must be paid according to the list. Dinosaur asked where is your price list?The bar manager turned over the SHE paper, and the price was clearly written on it. Only then did the dinosaur know that the coffee he drank was shipped from Sumatra, and the cocktail he drank with his big eyes was Louis Thirty from Millennium Niulan Shandui.Just two cups of expensive drinks chilled the dinosaur, and then looked at the price of six small snacks on the consumption list, and the appearance fee of Ai Nest was higher than that of bird's nest. The dinosaur was furious, and said that the six plates of dim sum were not given by you, why do you want money! The bar owner persuaded them with reasoning, and brought Ai Wowo over for the dinosaurs to see. Only one had a gift written on it, and the others had a special price-non-refundable sale. Dinosaur knew that he had entered a black shop, so he thought about attacking the other party in terms of food quality, saying that your coffee is more bitter than banlangen, even if you add three spoons of sugar, it cannot be from Sumatra. The bar owner emphasized that the French bread is not from France either.In addition, thanks to the reminder from the dinosaur, the boss added the price of imported white sugar from Yugoslavia to the consumption list. The dinosaur still wanted to fight, so the bar owner used the dish as an excuse, and the bar chef and bartender rushed out.The dinosaur judged that the chef was a pig killer, and the bartender learned his skills from Tyson. Fearing that he would suffer losses if he continued to fight hard, he hurriedly carried out the master, hoping that the other party would have gang silk, but unfortunately all he met were full-time blacksmiths. Chef stared at Yunlong coldly: "I know what you do, and you are nicknamed Dinosaur, but this is not Jurassic Park. If you want to renege, there is no good fruit. It was the pterosaur who took your wings off. It was the Hadrosaurus that sealed your mouth, and the Stegosaurus that broke your legs. You are Tyrannosaurus Rex, and I am Ultraman" After the dinosaur cleaned out his pockets, there was still not enough money for that glass of Chinese and Western cocktails.The bartender was just about to use a rolling pin to adjust Yunlong, but fortunately Zhang Lei's phone call came in. The owner of the bar was afraid that Yunlong would burn himself by calling the police, so he backed down a step and asked Yunlong to write an IOU, and withheld his ID card, and asked Dinosaur to go back to raise money. Dinosaur escaped from Shizipo, and ran back to the garden in one breath to discuss with the master if he could pay next month's salary in advance.Of course the master had to ask clearly, so the dinosaur told about meeting the little girl with big eyes and being stuck in a bar. The master wants to uphold justice and ask Yunlong to call the Hutong bar. The money can be paid in small amounts, but Yuanzi will come to collect it. The bar owner felt that the away game was risky, so he proposed not to return the dinosaur ID card unless the money was delivered.The master told him that it was only 30 yuan to get a replacement ID card, and he was free to come and get the money. The bar owner still didn't dare to fight in person, and sent the bartender to get the money. The bartender ran into Dana and Yunxia first when he entered the door, and said arrogantly that he would let the dinosaur come out to pay back the money.Dana asked the bartender to go in, and Yuntian, Yunjie and Yunpeng were received inside. The bartender made a correct judgment on the situation and called back to the bar so that the boss could come over to pick up the money. It was calm here. The master personally received the bar owner and brought out two boxes of change for him to count.The owner of the bar saw that there were only less than one yuan in change, so he wanted to take the box directly to the bank, but the master refused. The owner of the bar sneaked a glimpse of St. Bernard and the huskies strolling outside the door. Fearing that the change would be robbed, he had to count them one by one in the garden.The master was afraid that he would be lonely, so he asked Shaobing to sing him a section of "Han Xin's Fortune Telling". The owner of the bar counted the money until his waist hurt, and indeed he paid back the debt owed by the dinosaur. He respectfully returned the ID card of the dinosaur to the master, and planned to leave quickly with the money. The master told the bar owner not to worry, you have settled the account with my apprentice, but the account with me has not yet been settled.As he said that, Xiao Si'er took a bill and threw it to the bar owner. The owner of the bar has heard of the sky-high price of cross talk, but he didn't expect there to be "Taiping Lyrics" at a sky-high price.Knowing that there is a sky beyond the sky, he immediately begged for mercy from the master. Not only did Yunlong not want the money he owed, but he even returned double the money he had already received. The master told him that returning the stolen money was the second priority. The main thing was to hand over the mastermind behind the scenes—the big-eyed girl. She cheated at a young age and must be educated.The bar owner tried to resist, the master asked him to choose a heads-up from St. Bernard or Husky, and the bar owner immediately confessed the mastermind. The little girl with big eyes swaggered into the garden, without saying hello to Jin Zi and sesame seed cakes, she just stood in front of the master. The master asked her why she wanted to frame the apprentices. The little girl snorted: "Who made your apprentice bully my brother all the time, and dare to put a white note in the wedding red envelope." Only then did the master suddenly realize that it's no wonder the girl's big eyes are so familiar.
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